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Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#99 - Sooooooo, who dat? 12/26/2015 on Vagina 0
#49 - Don't forget migraine 12/26/2015 on Star Destroyed +1
#31 - 0_o Pre-op or post-op? 12/26/2015 on What if 0
#26 - Damn really? Cousin or not, I'd hit that **** . 12/26/2015 on Vagina -5
#91 - True. I was just going for a round number for the sake of simplicity 12/26/2015 on Black thocks +1
#29 - Oh man the feels 12/26/2015 on Charlie and Scout +7
#18 - Comment deleted 12/25/2015 on He`s much happier now 0
#1 - Epic cuck 12/25/2015 on Benifits of a straight... +3
#52 - It is. But it's still there. 12/25/2015 on Black thocks +1
#51 - Alternators will maintain 14 volts regardless of engine speed …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Black thocks +4
#77 - superanalmachine (12/26/2015) [-]
as a mechanic i applaud this
#79 - superanalmachine (12/26/2015) [-]
edit - 13.4 - 13.8 is norm, not 14
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#91 - stealingbikes (12/26/2015) [-]
True. I was just going for a round number for the sake of simplicity
#24 - Technically he didn't hit HER.... 12/25/2015 on Germany 0
#48 - Don't care if you got red thumbed. I chuckled. 12/25/2015 on ISIS threatens brave patriot +1
#58 - I would've loved to see that dude just play along and start gr… 12/25/2015 on ya pervs +3
#19 - MFW toot toot ************ 12/25/2015 on Sidestepping 0
#2 - She's already shown the bewbies, but she was playing a dead girl.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2015 on ya pervs +3
#13 - crlmsonhazard (12/25/2015) [-]
#8 - youoxley (12/25/2015) [-]
thank you for this comment
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#58 - stealingbikes (12/25/2015) [-]
I would've loved to see that dude just play along and start grinding on her. It would be a like a sex dance version of playing chicken to see who can take it farther before backing away
#76 - Didn't she break out dem tiddies in The Tudors? 12/25/2015 on This makes me feel some... 0
#66 - ******* parasite  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Math is a hell of a drug 0
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#82 - enlightednatzie (12/25/2015) [-]
Suck my fat veiny schlong you inbred cumstain.
#86 - Picture 12/24/2015 on Invisible Man Saves Choking... +2
#162 - It's like a spider's ultimate bondage fantasy 12/24/2015 on how scientists collect... 0
#23 - She's cute 12/23/2015 on Apparently this is a thing 0
#22 - That's a house here in Spokane just a few blocks from my own p…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on christmas lighting 0
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#29 - blueboysixnine (12/23/2015) [-]
Plant some drugs on her and call the cops. Instant custody
#44 - I like how these dudes are royalty but aren't afraid to bag on… 12/23/2015 on That's a pretty rich ginger +8
#119 - Hell no. Thanks to exchanging portable HDDs during deployments… 12/23/2015 on Would you risk it? 0
#7 - And yet they blame the 1% when they can't get a job 12/23/2015 on Stretchy stretchy +1
#10 - GREAT SCOTT!! 12/23/2015 on When this baby hits 88 mph... +21

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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