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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
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#4 - Picture 08/02/2014 on Plot twist +10
#6 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Spooky scary skeletons +40
#21 - Well let's see, approx. 2100 women accused of and executed for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Fun Fact 0
User avatar #24 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/31/2014) [-]
It's a country that isn't predominantly christian/catholic/atheist, it's not modern.
User avatar #25 - unanamu (07/31/2014) [-]
Japan is modern and its primary religion is shintoism follow by buddhism
User avatar #34 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/31/2014) [-]
Basically what i'm trying to say is if you use your religion to advocate violence, you are not a modern culture, or if you haven't updated your religion to exclude violence. For example, the Catholic doctrine was, if you don't agree with us, prepare for war. Now, it's more of a situation where you try to convince someone to come over to your side, if not, oh well you go about your day. Do you know what I mean?
User avatar #33 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/31/2014) [-]
Buddhism and Shintoism are both religions of peace aren't they? Catholicism an Christianity have not always been, but have changed to become peaceful religions, for the most part.
#394 - Haven't paid much attention to Deadpool, but after seeing this… 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
#392 - Rich Corinthian leather 07/30/2014 on DEADPOOL Test Footage... 0
#7 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Sorry, I can't resist. 0
#413 - SHEWS! and BEWTS! and I'm gonna go ******* punch … 07/30/2014 on It had to be done 0
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on titles are hard +3
#39 - trollypollyz (07/29/2014) [-]
This fucking gif
#111 - Picture 07/27/2014 on The world needs more people... +1
#130 - Volvo's insignia is the male sign, indicative of an erect cock 07/27/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation +1
#127 - In all fairness to selfdenyingbeggar, that pretty much is exac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#184 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
that's what NCLB standards taught as well.
#222 - 1) I really want to find out what ******** quack … 07/27/2014 on A True Veteran 0
#221 - I'll bet a month's pay she's from King County 07/27/2014 on A True Veteran 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on HMS Barham +2
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#13 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Look how happy this fucking... 0
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#45 - Smart thinkin'! 07/26/2014 on Sticky 0
#90 - That'd be freaky 07/26/2014 on Wow what a bitch 0
#196 - Best laugh I've had in months 07/26/2014 on Never pause a disney movie... +2
#14 - Well, that's not terrifying at all 07/26/2014 on Eye swap +16
#510 - Riiight. Keep talking there, junior woodchuck. It's obvious to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
User avatar #512 - capslockrage (07/26/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempts to feel like the better man by making things up about me don't make you look like a child?
#508 - Try 33. I own a home, have a wife with a young daughter and ne…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
User avatar #509 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
And yet you act like a child.
Nice to know.
User avatar #510 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Riiight. Keep talking there, junior woodchuck. It's obvious to anyone who reads this thread who the child is.

Your desperate attempts to look like someone who actually knows what they're talking about are laughable.
User avatar #512 - capslockrage (07/26/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempts to feel like the better man by making things up about me don't make you look like a child?
#1 - Kinda eerie. Be a good premise for a creepypasta. 07/25/2014 on Dolls +7
#506 - Somehow I doubt any of that, kiddo. Plus even in the unlikely …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
User avatar #507 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
how old are you? like 20?
User avatar #508 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Try 33. I own a home, have a wife with a young daughter and newborn son, spent ten years in the military and much of that time was overseas. So when I talk about something I've done/seen or been given an account of while traveling, I speak from experience.
User avatar #509 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
And yet you act like a child.
Nice to know.
User avatar #510 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Riiight. Keep talking there, junior woodchuck. It's obvious to anyone who reads this thread who the child is.

Your desperate attempts to look like someone who actually knows what they're talking about are laughable.
User avatar #512 - capslockrage (07/26/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempts to feel like the better man by making things up about me don't make you look like a child?
#499 - Unlike you, I actually have traveled a great deal and have see…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2014 on scams to watch out for 0
User avatar #503 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
Good job assuming random things when you know nothing about me, you really did a good job at making yourself look at a fool.

I have visited Australia, South Korea, Sweden, Canada, Belgium, and a few parts of the U.K.

Maybe some of these scams happen, but most are just bullshit and have maybe happened a few times ever.

Fool.
User avatar #506 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Somehow I doubt any of that, kiddo. Plus even in the unlikely case that you're not full of shit, the fact that you hadn't personally seen certain scams doesn't mean that they don't happen. All it means is that you didn't see them.

I have seen firsthand several of these scams attempted, and been told firsthand accounts by people I've traveled with who've witnessed, as a whole, the majority of the scams described. These are people whom I have no cause to disbelieve.

You're still no more than an ignorant, inexperienced child. Try opening your eyes once or twice. You might learn something.
User avatar #507 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
how old are you? like 20?
User avatar #508 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Try 33. I own a home, have a wife with a young daughter and newborn son, spent ten years in the military and much of that time was overseas. So when I talk about something I've done/seen or been given an account of while traveling, I speak from experience.
User avatar #509 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
And yet you act like a child.
Nice to know.
User avatar #510 - stealingbikes (07/25/2014) [-]
Riiight. Keep talking there, junior woodchuck. It's obvious to anyone who reads this thread who the child is.

Your desperate attempts to look like someone who actually knows what they're talking about are laughable.
User avatar #512 - capslockrage (07/26/2014) [-]
Your desperate attempts to feel like the better man by making things up about me don't make you look like a child?
User avatar #504 - capslockrage (07/25/2014) [-]
Man you are such a hypocrite though, talking about my "ignorant assumptions" when you just acted like you knew exactly who I was when you had no clue.

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User avatar #9 - majormayor ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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