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#43 - The cat one, man  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2014 on OC Random Stuff Comp pt.2... +67
User avatar #91 - boomerpyro (03/30/2014) [-]
it's okay, the just don't let pets on the space shuttle
#165 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
That's so sweet and so sad. I don't even have an appropriate reaction for how I feel right now.
#83 - stealingbikes (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh shit
#164 - blacklightsun (03/30/2014) [-]
#110 - I'm am ugly mofo But my wife is hot, so I got that go…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Okay +6
#123 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
I demand and by "demand" I mean "politely request" pics of both of you.
User avatar #114 - hahahaheidi (03/30/2014) [-]
That made me smile
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on they will find you +2
#31 - dehumanizer (03/30/2014) [-]
that was a joke
#101 - "Rice fried by pork fat" 03/30/2014 on Shamefur Dispray! +7
#93 - Picture 03/30/2014 on duuuude +3
#135 - I am so naming our next dog that 03/30/2014 on men 0
#263 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on the aftermath of war +2
#343 - repostsrepost (03/30/2014) [-]
Reich translates to rich. So I hope everything will be all reich.
User avatar #571 - stealingbikes (03/30/2014) [-]
Hey that would work for me
#143 - Picture 03/30/2014 on right there in your happy... -2
#123 - Go be autistic somewhere else 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... 0
#98 - me 2 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +1
#62 - Not sure if ******* around, or actually fighting 03/29/2014 on Well... +1
#71 - I wouldn't want the cure  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Just different 0
User avatar #75 - darkor (03/29/2014) [-]
to be a werecar? never
#34 - the "some how" made it perfect 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... +7
#27 - Very Dark Forces Such classic Wow 03/29/2014 on Kyle Katarn -3
#65 - Found the queer or feminazi 03/29/2014 on hell yeah 0
#21 - I agree completely This trend of over coddling that s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... 0
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
Well I don't wanna go down the road where you start telling people to beat their children. I just think sensibilities in relation to media should change in relation to our rapidly evolving technology.
#19 - True. There's a level of violence that's appropriate to get ki…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... 0
User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
I think we can have a certain level of violence if parents would calm the fuck down. For example, you have children acting on Walking Dead - the second most violent show currently on television. But they understand that it's fake.

If most kids got caught watching something like that, their parents would probably snatch them up, frantically shut the TV off, and cradle their head while telling them they're gonna be okay (and of course that's gonna make the kid cry and MAKE them afraid of gore)
User avatar #21 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
I agree completely

This trend of over coddling that so many parents are doing nowadays is not helping these children prepare for the real world at all
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
Well I don't wanna go down the road where you start telling people to beat their children. I just think sensibilities in relation to media should change in relation to our rapidly evolving technology.
#16 - BINGO! But the idiots that think they're "protec…  [+] (27 new replies) 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... 0
User avatar #18 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
It's a complicated situation to be fair.

One one hand, if a child sees a human disemboweled, they might get nightmares (their reaction being fueled by their parent's reaction as well)

On the other hand, if you have people getting stabbed and the reaction isn't very scary, children might not grasp the consequences of stabbing someone and stab eachother
User avatar #61 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, that will happen if your child is almost autistic or something...

I've played DOOM when I was 4 or 5. Player Mortal Kombat 3/Mortal Kombat Trilogy when I was probably 7.
Yet somehow I haven't brutally shot/murdered anybody. Crazy, ain't it?
User avatar #92 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
You're not gonna get me mad, so why do you bother continuing? You know you wanna come clean.
User avatar #95 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
How could such a serinely stupid person like you ever get mad?...

User avatar #97 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
You should try being stupid and American, you don't have to worry about shit. As long as I have my McNugger, life is simple.
User avatar #63 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
If you read the entire conversation, you'd realize what a pretentious cunt you sound like. Instead, you chose a single message where you though you could interject your worthless opinion.
User avatar #64 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
"On the other hand, if you have people getting stabbed and the reaction isn't very scary, children might not grasp the consequences of stabbing someone and stab eachother"

I take it you're talking purely about American children, right?

'cause no other country on Earth can have children that are THAT stupid.
User avatar #65 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
So you're not only a pretentious attention whore, but also a racist? Your mother must be proud of the person you turned out to be.
User avatar #66 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
So not only are you stupid, you're a huge goddamn idiot?!

SINCE WHEN THE FUCK ARE AMERICANS A RACE APART, YOU FULL-BLOWN RETARD?!?
User avatar #67 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
You're right, a three centuries of breeding interdependently a sea away from Europeans, we must be identical. Do you even know what a fucking race is?
User avatar #68 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
Well you're the one calling "Americans" a "race". Guess who doesn't know the very definition of "race"?

Yep. It's you. You literally went full retard.
User avatar #69 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
Fuck 'racist', I don't care, you're still judging 314 Million fucking people as being dumber than any other people based solely on where they live. That's the dumbest shit anyone on the internet has ever fucking said.
User avatar #70 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
Now, I'm judging a large majority of those 314 Million fucking people because the stupid levels in the US is fucking LEGENDARY.

YOU PEOPLE HAVE TV SHOWS OF A MORONIC BLONDE THAT CAN'T UNDERSTAND IF "CHICKEN OF THE SEA" IS ACTUALLY CHICKEN OR NOT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

THE FUCKING US GOVERNMENT HAD TO COME OUT AND ASSURE YOU IDIOTS THAT A "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE" IS NOT HAPPENING AFTER THE BATH SALTS THING!!!

Seriously, well over 80% of the most stupid shit (ideas, facts, videos, etc) come from the motherfucking US of A.
And YES, I am expecting the average American to be so fucking uneducated & uncultured that would cause sheer migraines trying to have a normal conversation!
User avatar #72 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
I read your comments on your page, and you're clearly a troll - saying stupid shit to start arguments is all you do. I should have looked earlier. Kindly fuck off, you'll find no rustle here.
User avatar #74 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
No, I'm not a troll, you goddamn retard

I simply can't stand stupid people.

And once again, you're the one who insinuated that children may be too fucking stupid to realize that stabbing someone is a bad idea.
User avatar #76 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
I am genuinely no longer angry with you, I'm goddamn impressed. All the hate on your profile and not a single person as called you out - they're really angry! By the looks of it, you just take the unpopular side of every argument. Genius.
User avatar #78 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
Because most of the times the "unpopular" side of an argument requires more than 10 seconds of thinking.

For example, you think the censorship in Germany is bad? Well maybe you haven't heard of the legendary censorship in Australia, that made quite a large number of video games being banned there.

Furthermore, the US has politicians & institutions that exist to solely prove that video games & music are the reason why some people commit acts of violence. It totally couldn't be the case that those people weren't exactly sane to begin with, right?!

That's another completely moronic & hypocritical thin you Americans seem to do:
Brag on "Free Speech" all day long, forgetting that back in the 80s you tried to BAN heavy metal music.
Also, FYI, the Age Rating for video games appeared due to one of the most legendary video games of all time: Mortal Kombat. Of course, only in "the most free country on Earth" could the concept of banning a form of expression (or whatever the term is) for being "too violent" could appear.

Want more of this typically American logical fallacy? Fine. Let's take a look at actions movies, shall we?
It's perfectly OK to show John Mclaine how he's mowing down the bad guy terrorists, right? Completely American, something that Little Jimmy can learn some values from.
But if you show in the same movie how the protagonist has sexual intercourse (a much, MUCH more natural act than, IDK, killing people?!) with a woman because they're attracted to each other - HOLY MOSES, SUCH A CONTROVERSIAL MOVIE!
Cover your eyes, Jimmy, you are not meant to see such obscenities like naked breasts!

It is well & truly beyond pathetic...
User avatar #81 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
Not reading it, don't care. But I do like how subtle you are, you're not kingxd or whatever that new one's name is, or that beiber one. You've made it a long time and nobody has caught on. It's truly impressive.

Take solace knowing your art won't go unappreciated. As subtle as you are, it's easy to miss, but a troll always wants to be found out, and just know that here, now, one person appreciates what you do.
User avatar #85 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
"Not reading it, don't care"

I'm not surprised I'm saying this, but... how typically American.

As I said, most non-popular points of view require more than your average 10 seconds of thinking. I know, I know, thinking seems to be an extreme sports in some nations...
User avatar #89 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
You're not gonna give up are you? I've been through your profile, I've read your comments, I know you're trolling. The fact that you're taking so long to reply when you were so quick before shows that you're hesitating not to take the mask off.

You can just delete the comments afterwards, and I'll delete mine. No screencaps or nothin', I swear on a majestic bald eagle's life. It's a win-win, it'll make you look even worse, having deleted comments - for anyone else who ventures to look.
User avatar #91 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
I took so long to replay because I was taking a fucking shower before going to work, you goddamn idiot!

"You're not gonna give up are you? I've been through your profile, I've read your comments, I know you're trolling."

No, I'm sorry, you're literally too stupid to insult. Sad this only further proves my statements about the average Ameritard.
User avatar #71 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
You know why that stupid shit is on TV? Because it's the fucking EXTREME. Some people think it's funny watching retarded people being retarded - and humor is all opinion, who am I to judge.

And again, you're judging 314 million people on a single tv show that is ABOUT a family who have serious physical and mental problems?
User avatar #73 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
That was just ONE example. I could carry on almost forever, the Internet is literally filled with Grade A American idiocy. Yes, shit that comes out from the average UStard.

And no, Jessica Simpson is not an "extreme". She's your average white trash.

Let me put it this way: Americans are so fucking stupid that you people think that the concept of "Jesus/Christianity" & "firearms" truly go hand in hand
User avatar #19 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
True. There's a level of violence that's appropriate to get kids to understand that stuff like that causes pain and suffering. Too far and they'll be traumatized, not enough and they'll think people can get shot/stabbed/etc. without anything bad resulting
User avatar #20 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
I think we can have a certain level of violence if parents would calm the fuck down. For example, you have children acting on Walking Dead - the second most violent show currently on television. But they understand that it's fake.

If most kids got caught watching something like that, their parents would probably snatch them up, frantically shut the TV off, and cradle their head while telling them they're gonna be okay (and of course that's gonna make the kid cry and MAKE them afraid of gore)
User avatar #21 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
I agree completely

This trend of over coddling that so many parents are doing nowadays is not helping these children prepare for the real world at all
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (03/29/2014) [-]
Well I don't wanna go down the road where you start telling people to beat their children. I just think sensibilities in relation to media should change in relation to our rapidly evolving technology.
#15 - "Let's pretend it never happened! That way we guarantee …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2014 on How the German Stick of... +20
User avatar #60 - tkfourtwoone (03/29/2014) [-]
They're NOT pretending it never happened, you goddamn retard!

They are strictly forbidding ANYTHING that would be likely to promote that kind of ideology, in order for it to never happen again!
And honestly, this way of doing things is 10x better than allowing the fucking KKK to still exist
User avatar #123 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
Go be autistic somewhere else
User avatar #31 - brobafett (03/29/2014) [-]
S-shut up american! Y-you nuked japan and that's way worse than what we did some how!
#35 - ezachulator (03/29/2014) [-]
shh calm down we are still comiting atrocitys so we have no need to apologize yet
#36 - brobafett (03/29/2014) [-]
#37 - ezachulator (03/29/2014) [-]
not a fan of tumbler
#34 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
the "some how" made it perfect
#39 - jesus **** that girl is HOT she needs to do porn  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +1
User avatar #65 - stealingbikes (03/29/2014) [-]
Found the queer

or feminazi
#37 - Picture 03/29/2014 on hell yeah +20
#1 - da fuq... 03/28/2014 on (untitled) +2
#10 - Had one in Kyrgyzstan when I was there in '05 that was just sl… 03/28/2014 on Can you imagine finding this? +1
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#362 - Rage inspiring isn't it? Bitch needs to be punched in… 03/28/2014 on Cringe Compilation 14 +1
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User avatar #9 - majormayor ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

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User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
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I forget...
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i found out
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Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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