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Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#61 - God ******* damnit Carlos 01/01/2016 on Shitstorm starter +10
#11 - **** I remember when Friends was in its first season, a… 01/01/2016 on mine mine mine -2
#138 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Lies +1
#32 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Mfw I see a traitor +16
#6 - I often feel sorry for the little bugger 12/31/2015 on Ralph Wiggum +2
#1 - **** , economy class back then was better than 1st class is now 12/31/2015 on them history pics +3
#17 - >Costco derp. 12/31/2015 on Even though you fool your soul 0
#16 - Kirkland brand milk Kirkland is a Costo brand  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Even though you fool your soul +2
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#17 - stealingbikes (12/31/2015) [-]
>Costco

derp.
#28 - It used to be in WA state until an incident in 2005 at a beast…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on horse sex +1
#31 - emperorwatergate (12/31/2015) [-]
What kind of fucking retard lets horse fuck him in the ass?

Everyone knows that horse dicks are mouth-only, dog dicks are for mouth and ass.
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on am i doin it wrong? -9
#35 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
#5 - Not officially, but try displaying one, well, anywhere  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Fair is fair +6
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#6 - eggsontoast (12/31/2015) [-]
Ah. But the point is that it's not banned.
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#9 - itssakamoto (12/31/2015) [-]
But the point stabds
#10 - htmm (12/31/2015) [-]
People did, still do, and have, tried to ban the Muslim people and their culture and religion in America.
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#11 - itssakamoto (12/31/2015) [-]
And let me guess: the reason why it isn't success is to be blamed on "leftist cucks".
#12 - htmm (12/31/2015) [-]
I don't know, nor do I really care why it hasn't happened yet. If it does happen we will alienate a huge number of people and make the situation people are trying to fix worse. But I'm not Muslim, and no one I know is either. So I let people fuck up if they want and I'll move to Alaska or Canada or some shit if things start going south.
#3 - The important question here is... was she hot?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2015 on man get assaulted by cops -28
#33 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Simply ask them "Oh yeah? Then why'd he kill himself?"
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#28 - expeditas (12/31/2015) [-]
oh fuck off
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#48 - tarabostes (01/01/2016) [-]
of let's fuck
#49 - expeditas (01/01/2016) [-]
you fuck off too
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#5 - rabbitturd (12/31/2015) [-]
probably not. a lot of women ive met in law enforcement are all pretty ugly or not really attractive
#35 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Theyre exactly the type of people youd expect to be pigs. Ugly ass losers who got picked on in high school and now finally have legit power, so they abuse it. Pigs are fucking disgusting.
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#10 - theugandanhero (12/31/2015) [-]
Or old
#32 - Calm down, edgelord  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Lez be friends +13
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#60 - sinonyx (12/31/2015) [-]
this... is in no way edgy
#31 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Lez be friends +3
#30 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Lez be friends +1
#29 - That was the joke  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Lez be friends +14
#33 - crixuz (12/31/2015) [-]
Shit.
#47 - I can remember when I was a wee lad, my mother asking me stuff… 12/31/2015 on Beep beep 0
#25 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Straight savage +44
#24 - ******* rekt  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Straight savage +5
#104 - enlightednatzie (12/31/2015) [-]
No.
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#132 - Mesmus (12/31/2015) [-]
why you heff to be med
#36 - Picture 12/31/2015 on Where do I put my hands? +12
#65 - No, that's hairesy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on The Hero We Need +2
#68 - warzon (12/31/2015) [-]
Your now a acolyte. Have this hat.
#52 - Et tu brute? 12/31/2015 on who knew 0
#48 - I'd slip her some pills too 12/30/2015 on Womens Problems +1
#32 - She was clearly being abducted and the cop saved her 12/30/2015 on realism 0
#29 - Those ******* deserve to be shot  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on realism 0
#38 - masterboll (12/30/2015) [-]
thats no reason to vent out your racism

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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