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|#27 - Aw **** man, the feels! [+] (1 new reply)||08/13/2014 on Clark can be a dick sometimes||0|
|#46 - This one of the most retarded words to ever exist. Ri… [+] (6 new replies)||08/13/2014 on Come over||-1|
#57 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2014) [-]
It's not a word you disgusting cunt.
|#407 - He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in h… [+] (7 new replies)||08/13/2014 on facebook gold||0|
#432 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
That was a pretty vehement denial. Almost sounds like you're trying to cover for something. I, however, am quite comfortable in my heterosexuality and have had no homosexual experiences. Matter of fact, the friends I do have who are gay respect the fact that I'm straight, and I respect the fact that they're gay.
However, I also know the narcissistic brainless meathead wannabe alpha male types, and they're frequently the most vocally homophobic. Being assraped is the absolute worst kind of hell many of them can imagine, which is exactly what this "war machine" clown deserves.
#439 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
I find it humorous that not only are you making a (very weak) attempt at reverse psychology (after being called out on your heated reaction to an assrape reference no less), but someone with a username such as "swagmonstah" (what are you, 12?) has a leg to stand on at all when accusing anyone of having homosexual urges.
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!
|#5 - Good guy queen?||08/13/2014 on The Queen||0|
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|#84 - Couldn't resist ******* with a buddy of mine a fe…||08/13/2014 on skills||0|
|#83 - Thumbed for good guy dog owner [+] (2 new replies)||08/13/2014 on skills||+4|
#95 - Dember (08/13/2014) [-]
There are plenty of other low-maintenance pets available - huskies are NOT one of them.
I'm still kicking myself for trusting one of my pups to a family who, despite all guarantees, agreements, and legal adoption contracts with a care guide included and keeping in contact, still neglected to actually brush the dog when he was shedding his winter coat and just pretended everything was fine when it wasn't.
As such, he developed such horrible mats that I had to take him from them, groom him myself and carefully remove each one with nothing but a brush to prevent further irritating the skin infection he'd gotten as a result of the neglect of his fur.
You really only need to give them a thorough brushing a few times a year when they're shedding; it's NOT difficult - just take them to a professional groomer to be brushed if you can't handle it. : /
You can see our boy in this photo, where his neck was pretty much bald after I removed the worst patches...he laid in my arms and cried, whimpering and shaking the whole time until I was finally done.
|#3 - Agreed. I always loved the NOPE compilations. We need to bring…||08/12/2014 on Creepy||0|
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|#9 - She'd give me an Oedipus complex if she was my mom.... [+] (8 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Try to find a reason to ban...||+68|
#53 - mathmanchris (08/11/2014) [-]
Someone that can actually read, I'm surprised. Oedipus killed his father 'by accident' because he got in a fight with his driver. He didn't know that the second man he killed was his father nor was he aware that he was the king.
Nevertheless Sigmund Freud named the complex that young boys go through after him.
What's the sequel by the way?
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|#62 - He is not a person. He's subhuman. Scum. He has made a victim …||08/09/2014 on good guy inmates||+13|
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|#6 - I'm a horrible person||08/09/2014 on Well... That's my childhood||+2|
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