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#27 - Aw **** man, the feels!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Clark can be a dick sometimes 0
#31 - NovermberFoxtrot (08/13/2014) [-]
Was just randomly flicking through the old pages on kick ass facts then Bam! -

#46 - This one of the most retarded words to ever exist. Ri…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Come over -1
#57 - Womens Study Major (08/13/2014) [-]
It's not a word you disgusting cunt.
User avatar #60 - fukkendragonite (08/13/2014) [-]
I love how harsh anons can be sometimes. "Disgusting cunt" is a bit much aint it?

Funny as fuck though.
User avatar #62 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
Probably has an Oedipus complex
User avatar #58 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
Don't confuse me with your mother
User avatar #77 - arcayan (08/14/2014) [-]
Right back to middle school are we?
User avatar #78 - stealingbikes (08/15/2014) [-]
Only until the police show up
#407 - He told me he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in h…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/13/2014 on facebook gold 0
#416 - swagmonstah (08/13/2014) [-]
What kind of faggot wishes ass rape on another man?
you a fucking faggot.
#422 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
Seems like I hit close to home with that one.

Something you'd like to share with the class, little Johnny?

also *you're
#423 - swagmonstah (08/13/2014) [-]
i ain't got shit to share, you seem to have supressed homosexual desires/memories so you project your fantasies/painful memories onto others.
it's really kind of weird.
User avatar #432 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
That was a pretty vehement denial. Almost sounds like you're trying to cover for something. I, however, am quite comfortable in my heterosexuality and have had no homosexual experiences. Matter of fact, the friends I do have who are gay respect the fact that I'm straight, and I respect the fact that they're gay.

However, I also know the narcissistic brainless meathead wannabe alpha male types, and they're frequently the most vocally homophobic. Being assraped is the absolute worst kind of hell many of them can imagine, which is exactly what this "war machine" clown deserves.
#433 - swagmonstah (08/13/2014) [-]
Keep lying to yourself buddy.
User avatar #439 - stealingbikes (08/13/2014) [-]
I find it humorous that not only are you making a (very weak) attempt at reverse psychology (after being called out on your heated reaction to an assrape reference no less), but someone with a username such as "swagmonstah" (what are you, 12?) has a leg to stand on at all when accusing anyone of having homosexual urges.

#456 - esqulax (08/14/2014) [-]
Just bang you two and get it over with.
#5 - Good guy queen? 08/13/2014 on The Queen 0
#203 - Picture 08/13/2014 on Booty problems :/ +4
#141 - I keep hoping too. I keep hoping... 08/13/2014 on Disney posted this one on... +2
#84 - Couldn't resist ******* with a buddy of mine a fe… 08/13/2014 on skills 0
#83 - Thumbed for good guy dog owner  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on skills +4
#95 - Dember (08/13/2014) [-]
Thank you; my animals are my babies. If you can't take proper care of them, just don't get them, no matter how pretty you think they look.
There are plenty of other low-maintenance pets available - huskies are NOT one of them.

I'm still kicking myself for trusting one of my pups to a family who, despite all guarantees, agreements, and legal adoption contracts with a care guide included and keeping in contact, still neglected to actually brush the dog when he was shedding his winter coat and just pretended everything was fine when it wasn't.

As such, he developed such horrible mats that I had to take him from them, groom him myself and carefully remove each one with nothing but a brush to prevent further irritating the skin infection he'd gotten as a result of the neglect of his fur.
You really only need to give them a thorough brushing a few times a year when they're shedding; it's NOT difficult - just take them to a professional groomer to be brushed if you can't handle it. : /

You can see our boy in this photo, where his neck was pretty much bald after I removed the worst patches...he laid in my arms and cried, whimpering and shaking the whole time until I was finally done.
#96 - Dember (08/13/2014) [-]
Our handsome golden boy is doing so much better now - and never going back to those irresponsible fucks.
#3 - Agreed. I always loved the NOPE compilations. We need to bring… 08/12/2014 on Creepy 0
#15 - Picture 08/11/2014 on Try to find a reason to ban... +16
#9 - She'd give me an Oedipus complex if she was my mom....  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Try to find a reason to ban... +68
#43 - nthmetal (08/11/2014) [-]
#27 - daemascus (08/11/2014) [-]
But Oedipus didnt know.
And he did it to be King.
And then he blinded himself in guilt.
And then there was a shitty sequel about some attention whore
User avatar #53 - mathmanchris (08/11/2014) [-]
Someone that can actually read, I'm surprised. Oedipus killed his father 'by accident' because he got in a fight with his driver. He didn't know that the second man he killed was his father nor was he aware that he was the king.
Nevertheless Sigmund Freud named the complex that young boys go through after him.

What's the sequel by the way?
User avatar #56 - playerdous (08/11/2014) [-]
Dammit Freud.
also I think its antigone
User avatar #58 - mathmanchris (08/11/2014) [-]
Oh... Never actually read that =)
#62 - daemascus (08/11/2014) [-]
Its a book about a stubborn attention whore who pisses off a stubborn king and bangs his sensible son. The king realizes his mistakes and the attention whore kills herself for attention.
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#15 - stealingbikes (08/11/2014) [-]
#20 - Yo 08/11/2014 on Life is too short for the... 0
#81 - Picture 08/11/2014 on How to lose your job 0
#80 - Picture 08/11/2014 on How to lose your job +1
#79 - "Um, my dad owns the building" And you're s… 08/11/2014 on How to lose your job +28
#17 - Ditto Best to establish dominance early in the relationship 08/10/2014 on What do you do? +3
#11 - Astrid.... 08/09/2014 on Winter blonde girl +7
#46 - #7, haunted woods 2spoopy 08/09/2014 on Because fuck people 0
#198 - Found him 08/09/2014 on Why I need veganism. +1
#26 - Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that. 08/09/2014 on Dog and Baby +14
#62 - He is not a person. He's subhuman. Scum. He has made a victim … 08/09/2014 on good guy inmates +13
#94 - Hmmmmm, well she LOOKS legal... 08/09/2014 on Proper parenting +5
#93 - Picture 08/09/2014 on Proper parenting +3
#6 - I'm a horrible person 08/09/2014 on Well... That's my childhood +2
#118 - Picture 08/08/2014 on All men know the feeling... +1

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confirmed for smash bros 4

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how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
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i found out
dun worry
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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