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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
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#80 - I have yet to play that. I should, huh?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on In all the Reich places 0
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#85 - asasqw (01/09/2016) [-]
If you like shooters and/or nazis yes
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#114 - scorcho (01/09/2016) [-]
you should probably not play it if you like nazis, seeing how you obliterate them by the thousands in it.
#16 - It's called Morbid channel for a reason. Cunt. 01/09/2016 on was told to post here +20
#1 - Good God you can see it struggling to move 01/09/2016 on Mechanical Bull vs. 400 lb... +25
#3 - I ******* love Pillsbury breadstick dough … 01/09/2016 on That's a Bold Move, Cotton 0
#85 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on (untitled) +6
#18 - Pillsbury frosting and graham crackers, thanks 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere +2
#38 - Man every time I see Ducky it makes me sad 01/09/2016 on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +5
#66 - It was right after you go through the dam IIRC. I had to cheat… 01/09/2016 on rip gopro 0
#28 - I'm a simple man. I see Calvin & Hobbes, I greenthumb. 01/09/2016 on Star Wars TFA 0
#36 - WTF is this, National Lampoons?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" +6
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#54 - fatbutler (01/09/2016) [-]
No, this is clearly National Tampoons.
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#104 - sedativechunk (01/09/2016) [-]
#45 - Reminds me of the inner workings of an 8-track cassette 01/09/2016 on Bi-directional model train... 0
#57 - Picture 01/09/2016 on rip gopro +1
#54 - There was a big ****** in Duke Nukem Forever. Whole map…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on rip gopro 0
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#56 - muguwana (01/09/2016) [-]
**muguwana used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**muguwana rolls Charmander**MY fuckin' word I never got past that level. Was that land of the babes?
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#66 - stealingbikes (01/09/2016) [-]
It was right after you go through the dam IIRC. I had to cheat to get past that level TBH
#47 - It was actually a pretty decent movie. Also had Ricci… 01/08/2016 on theyre creepy and theyre kooky +2
#148 - Damn you look good 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
#9 - No trigger discipline  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on i hope she doesn't let go +14
#21 - emiyashirou (01/08/2016) [-]
#10 - humorouswaste (01/08/2016) [-]
It's uncocked so it would require a heavy double action trigger pull to fire, not something normal people would do by accident.
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#22 - iamrexraptor (01/08/2016) [-]
The m9's double action is surprisingly light
#40 - Well yeah there is that. But it would be for a good cause! 01/08/2016 on When autism meets reality +7
#38 - Kill them.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on When autism meets reality +7
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#39 - SuperSixONE (01/08/2016) [-]
But like, jail though
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#60 - soldiertwo (01/08/2016) [-]
kill them and not get caught?
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#40 - stealingbikes (01/08/2016) [-]
Well yeah there is that. But it would be for a good cause!
#49 - More like Kylo Rekt am I rite? 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... +15
#35 - OP sticky this plox 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side +1
#30 - nothin like some nappy snatch weave 01/07/2016 on Neither is racist +3
#50 - Merkel is to Germany what Obama is to America  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Darth Lekrem 0
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#51 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
No, she is to Germany what Bismarck was to the french
#94 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Righteous in their actions? That doesn't sound right.
#93 - someguyonthewebz (01/07/2016) [-]
#68 - Something tells me she's fat, greasy, has bright red dyed hair…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 +6
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#241 - kolya (01/07/2016) [-]
She has hair on her nipples...and not just a few i'm talking The forbidden forest from hairy podder
#67 - Given the extremes people go to nowadays, even that's hard to … 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 -1
#65 - >asexual queer muslim >Seattle go figure 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 +3
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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
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#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
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User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
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User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
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User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
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User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
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#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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