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#16 - You leave Seymore out of this 01/10/2016 on Classy 0
#14 - Picture 01/10/2016 on Classy +9
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#6 - Yeah I saw that too. I'm thinking it's because they essentiall…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Trump won 0
#7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
So, Cruz for VP?
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#8 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't complain
#4 - True, but I don't see him having the staying power to maintain…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Trump won +1
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#5 - MuahahaOfLore (01/10/2016) [-]
Carson is going to be Surgeon General.
That last debate Trump Cruz and Carson seemed way to chummy.
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#6 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I saw that too. I'm thinking it's because they essentially all agree on the major points. The biggest difference among them is their presentation.
#7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
So, Cruz for VP?
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#8 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't complain
#2 - If Carson isn't the GOP's pick (I'm confident it'll be either …  [+] (22 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Trump won +16
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#24 - drl (01/10/2016) [-]
#feelthebern
#41 - stoatsmcgoats (01/11/2016) [-]
#22 - miasaki (01/10/2016) [-]
Its really early on so I don't like to invest a shit ton of time in the candidates yet, but Carson has some of the worst ideas I have heard on how to handle the middle east. Trump says stupid shit that's off the top of his head, but its not going to be shit that he can make happen, like banning Muslims from coming to the U.S.

Carson brings up recommendations like bombing military vehicles in the Middle East, like a people that live in a desert would only have economy cars and Subaru's. Those people work, military surplus vehicles (Or beefy vehicles for that matter. We have seen the "enemy" mount plenty of things on small trucks, does that make that class of vehicle a target automatically?) are not only for combatants. If he only means those that are armed, then its an irrelevant and useless statement. We already take those out when possible.

He also stated that anyone driving a oil truck in a certain area is at risk of being blown to hell and back. They already know that, Oil is a big money maker for our "enemy" and we have targeted the facilities, depot's and vehicles multiple times. Idle threats mean nothing. He states that he knows more about the people there and the issues that are currently taking place, but he just states random crap.

I don't know more about Carson on his other points, but that's one hell of a big issue for me as we have too much invested in it, the more we do over there, the more they hate us and holding punches like Obama has been doing is getting us nowhere, and just breeds more hate.

All in all, I dislike what hes said so far on a major point for me, and I don't think he would be able to take over and better the issues we face abroad. Quite a few people seem to share these sentiments somewhat as he does not pull too far ahead for very long or is neck and neck with someone else.
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#17 - shrew (01/10/2016) [-]
If you don't like any of the candidates you could always, i don't know, not vote? pls dont vote trump
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#37 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2016) [-]
Not voting does nothing.
#20 - whiterabbitradio (01/10/2016) [-]
Nigga, not voting creates a larger problem. It's like going vegan to send a message about poor farmhouse animals. Removing yourself from the target audience completly is less effective than staying in the target audience but spending funds/resources elsewhere. If you detest the animal treatment of large meat producers, buy food from people who treat animals better, don't stop buying meat. Likewise, if all candidates are shit, vote for the one you think is less shit, stay in the target demographic, and say something. Have a peaceful protest or a call for more honest politicians. If you just stay silent and don't vote, no one will notice you.
#23 - miasaki (01/10/2016) [-]
Well said, I dislike that many people don't vote out of laziness. Granted, the popular vote can be overruled and we may not have as much a say as we want, the principal is the same. I see people doing this shit on the local level where they can make a difference. Not voting and voicing your opinion is worse than voting for what you perceive as the lesser evil. Its better to exercise a right when you don't have all the cards on the table than to basically ignore and reject that right.
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#16 - ohhahafunny (01/10/2016) [-]
If we're going by polls alone www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html then the most likely winner is Trump, and even if it isn't him then Ted Cruz is the next most likely.

I personally feel like a Trump/Carson ballot would be successful, but you know.
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#15 - elsenortamatoe (01/10/2016) [-]
Carson wont win it. Trump has a commanding lead in the polls, but carson was never going to make the ticket. Cruz is in 2nd by a large margin. and jeb bush is on suicide watch.
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#13 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
Ben Carsen lost all of his campaign managers. He's officially a dead candidate.
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#12 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/10/2016) [-]
No Carson is gone. He is done. People realized he's really fucking weird and stopped caring.
#11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I can hear the Fox News playing in the background of your house from here.

The GOP fucking hates Trump. So if you have any confidence that he'll get their bid, you seriously need to read up on current politics. The GOP will pick Cruz, long as Carson's numbers keep falling. The Republican vote will then get split between Cruz and Trump, and Sanders will win in a landslide, with Clinton as his VP.

Keep drinking your koolaid. Feel free to move to Canada when Trump absolutely doesn't win.

Also, vote for Trump all you fucking want. 1. Funnyjunk doesn't give half a shit who you are voting for. 2. Again, if you actually knew politics, you'd know the popular vote means literally nothing. So go vote for Trump and throw it in the ballot box. I'll write "Trump" on a piece of paper and throw it in the trash. We'll both have done the exact same for his campaign.
#27 - orobas (01/11/2016) [-]
>sanders
>winning
#14 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
you pc bro?
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#9 - Deavas (01/10/2016) [-]
for a guy whos supposed to be really smart, the brain surgeon is pretty fuckin stupid
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#10 - luciafoxx (01/10/2016) [-]
I know, it's kinda ironic
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#3 - MuahahaOfLore (01/10/2016) [-]
its cruz in second now
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#4 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
True, but I don't see him having the staying power to maintain that. Though I've got nothing against him, so even seeing him get the nomination would be okay. I think Trump and Carson would be better for the country as a whole though.
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#5 - MuahahaOfLore (01/10/2016) [-]
Carson is going to be Surgeon General.
That last debate Trump Cruz and Carson seemed way to chummy.
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#6 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I saw that too. I'm thinking it's because they essentially all agree on the major points. The biggest difference among them is their presentation.
#7 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
So, Cruz for VP?
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#8 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
I wouldn't complain
#40 - 132 lbs. Little above average for a large dog 01/10/2016 on The cutest of thieves 0
#12 - That was where they saw the Yeti 01/10/2016 on Highest resolution picture... +157
#13 - No ********* , he bought a new friend. 01/10/2016 on just a series of tubes +11
#11 - Well?? What did you buy???  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on just a series of tubes 0
#12 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Headphones, dipshit. Can't you read?

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#13 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
No fuckstain, he bought a new friend.
#138 - Yeah that's reasonable. In Washington it used to be (I think i… 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
#10 - Good Guy Jack Daniel  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Good Guy Jack Daniels +1
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#31 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
I just noticed I quoted the title. I has a stupid.
#119 - I honestly feel (not because I'm perving on some teen girl or …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
#137 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
in nevada the age of consent is 16 if you're withing 5 years of that person. i think that's a pretty reasonable law.
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#153 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Same thing in Penn, except with 4 years.
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#138 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah that's reasonable. In Washington it used to be (I think it's just 18 now) 16 within 3 years.
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#136 - jakotad (01/10/2016) [-]
It's funny, we are prudish about having sex but sell sex merch like no tomorrow.
#107 - Is that you in the profile pic?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
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#186 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes. From a year ago or so
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#189 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
You're attractive. I hope for the sake of your sanity you won't be teaching horny highschool boys lol
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#190 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm teaching elementary (so 8 and under, but middle school boys are still horny lol)
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#191 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Good point. But at least elementary aged kids are still actually kids in their minds (for the most part) and easier to deal with than middle and high school kids.

My daughter's a couple years from starting elementary school and I'm not looking forward to the parent-teacher conferences. She's very much her own stubborn little person
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#192 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
That was literally me as a kid, she'll be fine! (I am very stubborn but did really really well in school)
#103 - I actually agree with you. There's no magical change in your t…  [+] (28 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Statutory Rape +1
#110 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
is there a magical change in thought process when you turn 17? how about 16? 15? 14?

a line has to be drawn somewhere, and here in the states that law is 18. if the genders were reversed the dudes life would be ruined. but since its a chick she got 30 days and probably wont hear about it again.
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#152 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Uh, in Pennsylvania it's 16, bud.
#154 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah but that 4 year contingency changes things
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#155 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey guess what? That 4 year contingency is for ages 13-16. 17 doesn't have any contingency. 17 year olds in Penn can 100% consent to sex with anyone above their age.
#156 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
interesting...so in pennsyvania a high school senior can fuck an 8th grader.
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#158 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Yep.
#163 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
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#119 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
I honestly feel (not because I'm perving on some teen girl or anything like that) that the AOC should be changed to 16. That's what it is in many other countries and their society hasn't collapsed. Plus you're old enough to drive a car at 16, which can possibly kill you and/or others. Yet people make a huge deal about sex. America is amazingly prudish about sex. Frankly I'm surprised the AOC here isn't 21.
#137 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
in nevada the age of consent is 16 if you're withing 5 years of that person. i think that's a pretty reasonable law.
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#153 - brobathehutt (01/10/2016) [-]
Same thing in Penn, except with 4 years.
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#138 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah that's reasonable. In Washington it used to be (I think it's just 18 now) 16 within 3 years.
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#136 - jakotad (01/10/2016) [-]
It's funny, we are prudish about having sex but sell sex merch like no tomorrow.
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#112 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
good. in fact i hope she gets out sooner than the 30 days for parole to strike again
#115 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
i feel like you're using words you dont understand...
#118 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
i feel like you're using words put into your mouth by feminists you follow on social media
#121 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah i had heard any of those words before i added all of those feminists on my twitter and created a tumblr and did whatever the fuck you do on there to read stuff. you caught me...you're too clever.
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#125 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
so you simply became a sjw by proximity
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#127 - Proximity (01/10/2016) [-]
Hey I take offense to that!


.. Oh god, I took offense to that!
You're right! D:
#132 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
lol
#130 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
#126 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah. i only fuck guys now because touching a woman sexually is rape. but i still like girls...i want to be clear that i'm not gay.
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#129 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
implying you're still not a virgin
#142 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
i win, you got counter trolled faggot.
#134 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
why'd you delete your comment that said i'm a fine peice of ass?
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#148 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
because you're the only one i wanted to see that comment
#131 - vegasstoner (01/10/2016) [-]
you're right, i'm saving my dick for jesus. it's the christian way. i have this picture on my headboard in case i'm ever tempted by a fine peice of ass in my bed.
#133 - machiavellianhumor has deleted their comment.
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#108 - machiavellianhumor (01/10/2016) [-]
if someone would of came after my hot teacher gf i would of lied my ass off. aint nobody gonna stop me from getting it
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#22 - **stealingbikes used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **stealingb… 01/09/2016 on Clickbait Suicide +1
#3 - It's how Sandpaper Sally got her name 01/09/2016 on android dildo 0
#12 - I can remember watching this music video when it would come on… 01/09/2016 on Touché, human +1
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#10 - Based Niles is best Niles 01/09/2016 on Nanny 0
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#24 - This is becoming a bigger deal in the UK and in the US. Unfort…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on war on dads +49
#73 - ariangirl (01/10/2016) [-]
Hang in there man.
Your kids will grow up and see their mother for the liar she is.
#12 - Picture 01/09/2016 on she is doing it right 0
#193 - I'd say he was justified 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +4

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You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
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I forget...
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Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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