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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
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#3 - They'll be virgins who spend all their time on FJ 01/12/2016 on A mother's struggle 0
#84 - Zelda cosplay is some goooood cosplay. Just throwing … 01/12/2016 on witch 0
#282 - **stealingbikes rolled user feelythefeel ** hi 01/12/2016 on The Facts -1
#33 - YES! Thank you. Someone ******* gets it. 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/12/2016 on Feminist in Action 0
#6 - The dad decided to not be like Jimmy. 01/12/2016 on Smart Ass'd Email +5
#13 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Don't have a cow man +1
#20 - ****** a campfire ( ******* WOOD) can burn hot en…  [+] (23 new replies) 01/12/2016 on pretty big random shit comp +5
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#56 - fluffypain (01/12/2016) [-]
it's a meme you dip
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#32 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
It also makes the retarded assumption that something needs to melt to become structurally unsound. Watch this: For the undying 9/11 MORONIC JET FUEL ARGUMENT As you can see, steel becomes considerably weaker when heated; it doesn't need to enter a liquid state.
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#39 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
but no retard the thing is melted steel beams have been found on the scene
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#40 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
www.debunking911.com/moltensteel.htm
Here you go, retard. Where's your chemistry degree again, mr.I-don't-know-what-an-exothermic-reaction-is.
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#41 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
no but you dont understand
there are melted steel beams on the scene
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#42 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
I posted the link 40 seconds before you posted the comment. That article is probably 15 minutes long, easily. It explains all of your molten steel bullshit, but you'd know that if you bothered to read it.
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#43 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
sorry i dont read jew propaganda
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#44 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
"I won't read anything that disagrees with me because it's propaganda!" That's how you stay stupid and ignorant- by disregarding shit simply for not being what you think. If you're this close-minded, there's no point in talking, so please fuck off.
#45 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
nice try jew
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#63 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
W/e sand nigger
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#66 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#45,
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#67 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
Better a kike than a camel jockey.
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#68 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
AHAHAHA YOU ADMITTED YOURE A JEW

HEY GUYS, HES A JEW!
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#69 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
No what i said was "Better a kike than a camel jockey" Meaning even if i was a jew i would still be better than your goat fucking ass you dune coon.
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#70 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#45,
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#71 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
So stupid you can't even think of a new response you fucking sandy spic.
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#72 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Go back to the oven
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#73 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
Go back to tatooine Kebab.
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#74 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Dont you have nose hairs to pluck mr Goldberg
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#75 - crimsonsunshine (01/12/2016) [-]
>#67
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#76 - newbtwo (01/12/2016) [-]
Ahahahahaha as expected from a jew, dumb as a bag of dicks
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#46 - sgtmajjohnson (01/12/2016) [-]
K.
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#33 - stealingbikes (01/12/2016) [-]
YES! Thank you. Someone fucking gets it.
#21 - Well, that was depressing 01/12/2016 on Anon is a little buddy 0
#97 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Western Rape Culture +12
#52 - God damn 01/12/2016 on Love the booty +3
#36 - Is that a langolier?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Amethyst and Quartz +3
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#46 - scooba (01/11/2016) [-]
It is.
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#117 - **stealingbikes used "*roll picture*"** **stealingbikes rol… 01/11/2016 on judas 0
#63 - Picture 01/11/2016 on Anon feels Alpha +1
#176 - Picture 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... 0
#2 - Yup Also Jax's mom on Sons of Anarchy 01/10/2016 on Al Bundy doin what he do +27
#21 - I have got to watch this movie 01/10/2016 on from attack on the block 0
#3 - Damn I wish these girls would do porn 01/10/2016 on sexy cosplay 0
#191 - Good point. But at least elementary aged kids are still actual…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
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#192 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
That was literally me as a kid, she'll be fine! (I am very stubborn but did really really well in school)
#31 - I just noticed I quoted the title. I has a stupid. 01/10/2016 on Good Guy Jack Daniels 0
#8 - I wouldn't complain 01/10/2016 on Trump won +2
#189 - You're attractive. I hope for the sake of your sanity you won'…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Statutory Rape 0
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#190 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm teaching elementary (so 8 and under, but middle school boys are still horny lol)
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#191 - stealingbikes (01/10/2016) [-]
Good point. But at least elementary aged kids are still actually kids in their minds (for the most part) and easier to deal with than middle and high school kids.

My daughter's a couple years from starting elementary school and I'm not looking forward to the parent-teacher conferences. She's very much her own stubborn little person
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#192 - Shorticus (01/10/2016) [-]
That was literally me as a kid, she'll be fine! (I am very stubborn but did really really well in school)
#22 - Mel Brooks is best Brooks 01/10/2016 on The Fiftee... Um. Ten... +1
#25 - Interesting theory. I'd like to see this be the case, TBH 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... +3

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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