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Age: 34
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:12/29/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9102
Highest Content Rank:#1397
Highest Comment Rank:#575
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Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
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#42 - Holy **** it fits perfectly! 12/08/2014 on Satan Has Taken the Wheel 0
#7 - I miss the old NOPE! comps There was some seriously… 12/03/2014 on Happy Birthday Morbid Channel 0
#3 - Mein Yeah I'm an oldskool Zelda fan 12/01/2014 on First screenshot +2
#7 - Well okay ghosty-girl, if you insist.... 11/29/2014 on 2paranormal4me +4
#6 - Worse: "That could've been one of my kids" …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Never had a chance +3
User avatar #60 - faggotishshit (11/28/2014) [-]
Even worse: "This could be one of my kids."

*cries soflty*
#36 - alfonshister (11/28/2014) [-]
That's the most uncomfortable thing to this kind of.
Sometimes I wonder what I would do if a child of mine would be prenatal diagnosed with stuff like trisomy.
That thought is the most unsetting thing about seeing mutants.
#13 - lolollo (11/28/2014) [-]
You: I love you guys so much!
Kids: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF OUR ROOM WE'RE MASTURBATING!
#37 - alfonshister (11/28/2014) [-]
"We"
User avatar #7 - rgmayhem (11/28/2014) [-]
Horrifying. Though I don't have kids.
#23 - After being cleaned. Yeah that looks painful as all hell. 11/17/2014 on *screams internally* +2
#11 - Paging Mr. Darwin... 11/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
#5 - Horton Hears a Who  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on I want in that world. +4
#6 - yugiohkris (11/15/2014) [-]
Oh yea now I remember,great movie,thanks man.
#13 - LOLerz (11/15/2014) [-]
Is it good to watch baked or is this tooooo childish? I would maybe get a chukle but i want it to be funny...
What do yall think?
#9 - Two twerks one cup 11/15/2014 on woeh +7
#111 - Picture 11/12/2014 on A fucked up anime picture 0
#99 - The Dark Crystal is a classic, bro  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Masochism 0
#100 - frostbeard (11/12/2014) [-]
I know, my own sister was a number one fan, or something like that.
But like I said, their faces look so fucked up to me, too cringy, thats why I've never watched it.
#25 - Picture 11/04/2014 on Pls stop 0
#20 - Eeh, why not. My night is going to consist of **** … 10/27/2014 on The true horror 0
#56 - Man what a douchebag 10/25/2014 on Spooky time 0
#29 - They left about a week after his funeral. 10/25/2014 on Albania tells a spoopy story 0
#28 - Picture 10/25/2014 on Albania tells a spoopy story +1
#67 - sauce? 10/25/2014 on Apply needle 0
#12 - Just double checked. Looks like I stand corrected. … 10/25/2014 on Weeeeee +1
#11 - fak u spodermn 10/20/2014 on scary manga 0
#10 - Picture 10/18/2014 on Dough Roller- 1; Me- 0 0
#35 - 34 y/o straight male and I thumbed for the ubercute S… 10/16/2014 on Think I should get this... 0
#1 - Tacoma Narrows Bridge, AKA Galloping Gurdy after it went down …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Weeeeee +21
User avatar #11 - howunexpected (10/23/2014) [-]
Tacoma Narrows wasn't surrounded by fog, didn't have the top cables like this one, didn't collapse like this one, and had streetlights every 5 yards.
User avatar #12 - stealingbikes (10/25/2014) [-]
Just double checked.

Looks like I stand corrected.

But it still went down like a Filipino whore...
#22 - Picture 10/12/2014 on bone cancer 0
#84 - Picture 09/30/2014 on I'm the ghost of Halloweenie -4
#83 - When I saw that the first thing I thought of was Darth Maul gr… 09/30/2014 on I'm the ghost of Halloweenie +2

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User avatar #9 - majormayor ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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