Upload
Login or register
x

stealingbikes

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1053
Comment Ranking:#941
Highest Content Rank:#1056
Highest Comment Rank:#136
Content Thumbs: 5845 total,  6616 ,  771
Comment Thumbs: 20812 total,  22976 ,  2164
Content Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 51.9% (519/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:348493
Times Content Favorited:390 times
Total Comments Made:4772
FJ Points:20031
Favorite Tags: i (4) | nope (3) | creepy (2) | fucked (2) | of (2) | Scary (2) | see (2) | spoopy (2) | You (2)

latest user's comments

#43 - Jeep: Rollover rated 09/11/2013 on Oh the irony... 0
#9 - aaaaaaaaand I'm done with the Cocoa Puffs. 09/10/2013 on 25 Year Old Blackhead 0
#62 - Ironically Obama's the one pushing hard for it, and the majori…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on MURICA 0
User avatar
#69 - clonedcommando (09/10/2013) [-]
looks like you dodged a bullet there...
I'm sorry... ill go now.
#4 - Just far over 7 though right? Okay cool. If it was fa… 09/10/2013 on Aw damn, again? 0
#660 - God damnit I lol'd. You win  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) 0
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#658 - It's a totally new concept.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) 0
#659 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#660 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit I lol'd.

You win
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#656 - Your trolling is falling embarrassingly short (but I'm sure yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) -1
#657 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
What's this i'm being insulted by someone online
User avatar
#658 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
It's a totally new concept.
#659 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#660 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit I lol'd.

You win
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#52 - "Excuse me, Sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P.,… 09/10/2013 on Robin Williams 0
#11 - He forgot how to dog. 09/10/2013 on Flat Tire +5
#37 - *sniff* I'll miss biting that shiny metal ass 09/10/2013 on Death 0
#36 - Comment deleted 09/10/2013 on Death 0
#21 - Came here expecting Carlton. Got a paragraph full of win and a… 09/10/2013 on HERO +1
#653 - Well your post answered my question. Good to see that you lack…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) 0
#655 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
what's this my grammar isn't 100% perfect on the internet where it doesn't matter
User avatar
#656 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
Your trolling is falling embarrassingly short (but I'm sure you're familiar with things being embarrassingly short). Maybe you should go back to 9gag where you'll fit in better.
#657 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
What's this i'm being insulted by someone online
User avatar
#658 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
It's a totally new concept.
#659 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#660 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit I lol'd.

You win
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#654 - defender has deleted their comment.
#7 - Good ol' Larry. Man we had some good times back in the day. I … 09/09/2013 on He just wants to hug you... 0
#10 - "Dude the phone's for you. I think it's the devil."  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Half life 3... post-poned +3
User avatar
#27 - sidnineonefourtwo (09/09/2013) [-]
#651 - Do you make a habit of taking facetious comments literally?  [+] (13 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) -2
User avatar
#652 - defender (09/09/2013) [-]
Since you didn't answer i'm going to assume that yes you do talk without thinking
User avatar
#653 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
Well your post answered my question. Good to see that you lack the intelligence to recognize facetiousness or sarcasm when they're plainly obvious.
Might behoove you to learn proper punctuation, BTW.
#655 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
what's this my grammar isn't 100% perfect on the internet where it doesn't matter
User avatar
#656 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
Your trolling is falling embarrassingly short (but I'm sure you're familiar with things being embarrassingly short). Maybe you should go back to 9gag where you'll fit in better.
#657 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
What's this i'm being insulted by someone online
User avatar
#658 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
It's a totally new concept.
#659 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#660 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit I lol'd.

You win
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#654 - defender has deleted their comment.
#14 - Still better than One Direction 09/08/2013 on BnB 0
#657 - #2 is actually from Fort Casey on Whidbey Island, WA. Been the… 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) +1
#656 - Yeah that one's more of a "HUH??" pic to me. Doesn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 2) 0
#668 - stefannn (09/09/2013) [-]
i know, i just meant it was really weird
#642 - You win 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) 0
#641 - #3 must've gone through the American "justice" syste…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 1) -1
User avatar
#650 - defender (09/09/2013) [-]
do you make a habit of talking without thinking
User avatar
#651 - stealingbikes (09/09/2013) [-]
Do you make a habit of taking facetious comments literally?
User avatar
#652 - defender (09/09/2013) [-]
Since you didn't answer i'm going to assume that yes you do talk without thinking
User avatar
#653 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
Well your post answered my question. Good to see that you lack the intelligence to recognize facetiousness or sarcasm when they're plainly obvious.
Might behoove you to learn proper punctuation, BTW.
#655 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
what's this my grammar isn't 100% perfect on the internet where it doesn't matter
User avatar
#656 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
Your trolling is falling embarrassingly short (but I'm sure you're familiar with things being embarrassingly short). Maybe you should go back to 9gag where you'll fit in better.
#657 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
What's this i'm being insulted by someone online
User avatar
#658 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
It's a totally new concept.
#659 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#660 - stealingbikes (09/10/2013) [-]
God damnit I lol'd.

You win
User avatar
#663 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#661 - defender (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar
#664 - niggastolemyname (09/12/2013) [-]
i like this comment thread
#666 - defender (09/13/2013) [-]
thats my fetish
#654 - defender has deleted their comment.
#646 - niggastolemyname (09/08/2013) [-]
*colombian "justice" system
(Y) Lie
evidence:

Comments(11):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs
Anonymous comments allowed.
11 comments displayed.
User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
 Friends (0)