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Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#208 - I'd be doing a lot of masturbatin' don't judge me 02/23/2014 on Equality means everyone is... 0
#207 - Picture 02/23/2014 on Equality means everyone is... 0
#35 - NO MR NOODLE DON'T CUT OFF THE NIPPLES! 02/22/2014 on Beware of the beliebers +7
#50 - Obviously they've never experienced MY trouser ferret. 02/22/2014 on I love old Nintendo ad's +1
#70 - tiny white leaches that also went underneath my toenails 02/22/2014 on I must go, my people need me +5
#69 - Picture 02/22/2014 on I must go, my people need me 0
#4 - I have a headache THIS BIG and it's screaming for finger… 02/22/2014 on Boop 0
#3 - aaaaaaaand I'm done with this cheeseburger 02/22/2014 on John's meat packing plant 0
#1 - 2spoopy 02/22/2014 on Creepy stories from parents... 0
#89 - Mine's regained control since the wife and me had kids and the… 02/20/2014 on (untitled) +3
#41 - You are awesome 02/19/2014 on The Galactic empire +1
#41 - It has a mind of its own. I just follow the orders  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on (untitled) +4
#84 - metacobalion (02/20/2014) [-]
I have learned to control my boner, it does my bidding now.
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#89 - stealingbikes (02/20/2014) [-]
Mine's regained control since the wife and me had kids and the poonani came to a grinding halt
#47 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
#36 - My boner demands it  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2014 on (untitled) +1
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#37 - lazypaul (02/19/2014) [-]
Well each to their own I guess.
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#41 - stealingbikes (02/19/2014) [-]
It has a mind of its own. I just follow the orders
#84 - metacobalion (02/20/2014) [-]
I have learned to control my boner, it does my bidding now.
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#89 - stealingbikes (02/20/2014) [-]
Mine's regained control since the wife and me had kids and the poonani came to a grinding halt
#47 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
#34 - she NEEDS to do porn!  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#35 - lazypaul (02/19/2014) [-]
...but why?
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#36 - stealingbikes (02/19/2014) [-]
My boner demands it
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#37 - lazypaul (02/19/2014) [-]
Well each to their own I guess.
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#41 - stealingbikes (02/19/2014) [-]
It has a mind of its own. I just follow the orders
#84 - metacobalion (02/20/2014) [-]
I have learned to control my boner, it does my bidding now.
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#89 - stealingbikes (02/20/2014) [-]
Mine's regained control since the wife and me had kids and the poonani came to a grinding halt
#47 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
#30 - Holy **** I've gotta find a 1920x1080 version of that  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on The Galactic empire 0
#39 - captnnorway (02/19/2014) [-]
Here you go, best I could find

I've made a horrible mistake ... Saved it as Darth Wader. Forgive me for I have sinned
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#41 - stealingbikes (02/19/2014) [-]
You are awesome
#45 - Picture 02/19/2014 on What do we say? 0
#44 - Picture 02/19/2014 on What do we say? 0
#20 - Picture 02/19/2014 on So hard indeed +1
#40 - I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 02/19/2014 on Life Advice +4
#31 - Don't turn around 02/19/2014 on Oops you got me! 0
#51 - gif sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Good Guy Mr. Rogers, but... +1
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#57 - certifiedidiot (02/19/2014) [-]
I'd guess Hitman - Absolution
#54 - imasquerade (02/19/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pZRyDp5bj0

Hitman Absolution Trailer
#33 - Here you are good sir 02/19/2014 on A day in life +4
#32 - Good thing he highlighted the joke. It was so subtle no one wo… 02/19/2014 on How to hide farts +4
#40 - sweet jesus 02/18/2014 on Website of Faggots 0
#14 - Dude that was the best ever. Never laughed so hard 02/18/2014 on GOATSE +1
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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
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#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
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User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
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User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
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User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
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User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
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User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
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#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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