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Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#941
Highest Content Rank:#1056
Highest Comment Rank:#136
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Times Content Favorited:390 times
Total Comments Made:4772
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#36 - <Look with your sweaty eyes 12/11/2015 on TLC presents newest SJW show +32
#1 - Ol' Galloping Gerdy! Tacoma Narrows bridge in WA just… 12/11/2015 on Get your groove on +3
#77 - Yeah I learned that from my ex wife HQ would be more … 12/11/2015 on deadpool & spiderman +1
#27 - Yep, looks like I'll be fapping to asian POV stuff tonight 12/11/2015 on Asian againg +1
#26 - No way is she 50 Everyone knows asian girls go all MA… 12/11/2015 on Asian againg 0
#68 - Picture 12/11/2015 on deadpool & spiderman +1
#65 - I wanna **** Harley Quinn. I know I'm not the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2015 on deadpool & spiderman +6
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#75 - twatter (12/11/2015) [-]
Don't stick your dick in crazy, even if crazy is insanely hot.
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#77 - stealingbikes (12/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I learned that from my ex wife

HQ would be more like fuck and run like hell
#3 - Dat feeling of relief tho 12/11/2015 on That's ... ew +1
#9 - I could go for gin and gravy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on JellyBeans!!!! 0
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#19 - infurnus (12/11/2015) [-]
IKR, how the fuck is Sausage, Tacos, Gin, Gravy, Sex lube and Fishsticks in the failed?
#28 - Second fastest thing in the world is your asshole closing afte… 12/11/2015 on when you get backsplash +5
#127 - Picture 12/11/2015 on Road Hard +2
#33 - I laughed harder than I should have at this  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Fatal1ty! 0
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#34 - boarderlinegreat (12/11/2015) [-]
It's ok, laughing stimulates the immune system
#32 - Hey look, a ghetto rat being a ghetto rat and getting pulveriz… 12/11/2015 on Fatal1ty! 0
#116 - hayHAYhay 12/10/2015 on Piss your pants #12 0
#7 - I find this incredibly offensive but oh so delicious 12/10/2015 on Does this offend you? 0
#178 - SSHHHHHHHH don't tell the faggot that 12/10/2015 on poor racoon family +7
#113 - I did too 12/09/2015 on Piss your pants #12 0
#112 - I wonder if ol' boy ever gave the alien girl the dick …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Piss your pants #12 0
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#114 - joekerr (12/09/2015) [-]
That's what's heavily implied: He died having sex.
#32 - And then they go and throw in Seymore to make it even more feelsy 12/07/2015 on best of futurama +7
#31 - So many damn feels in what's supposed to be a comedy 12/07/2015 on best of futurama 0
#70 - Picture 12/07/2015 on Like a glove +25
#45 - Well they do make dildos with cameras inside of 'em.... 12/07/2015 on angle 0
#44 - I have two kids and an ex wife. Of course I'm not getting laid… 12/07/2015 on this seems to be a thing in... 0
#42 - You may as well give it a go. Not like it'll get used otherwise.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on this seems to be a thing in... +2
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#43 - justbow (12/07/2015) [-]
Its funny because you are on FJ making fun of people for being virgins. And I meant I would have to go buy a condom, then drop it on someones head.
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#44 - stealingbikes (12/07/2015) [-]
I have two kids and an ex wife. Of course I'm not getting laid. That's just a given.
#34 - I'd say still ******** . Maybe more of a hit it n' quit … 12/07/2015 on what did i say? +1

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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