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Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#20 - God I ******* hate those teeth clamps. They always feel… 12/19/2015 on adorable aint she 0
#67 - I'm not sure what to think of this 12/18/2015 on Beautiful spite -1
#1 - Holy **** . Calm down Satan  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Pure Evil +9
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#2 - satan (12/18/2015) [-]
no
#11 - duvallwhitey (12/19/2015) [-]
#21 - Picture 12/18/2015 on for joshlol 0
#19 - Well of course. All for research purposes.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on for joshlol 0
#20 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
The viewing patters of people are very important in a sociodemographical sense no?
#21 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
#17 - Yeah I've found maybe half a dozen decent videos on Pornhub. A…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on for joshlol 0
#18 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
Of course this informatoin is all scientific in nature
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#19 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
Well of course. All for research purposes.
#20 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
The viewing patters of people are very important in a sociodemographical sense no?
#21 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
#15 - I like Korean porn Just throwing that out there  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2015 on for joshlol 0
#16 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
I never found any decent korean porn, all I've managed to find is shitty JAV and their cats getting raped screeching
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#17 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah I've found maybe half a dozen decent videos on Pornhub. All the rest is Japanese with either the shrill wailing, massive beyond-70's bush or damn censoring.

Seems there's more often than not something to ruin potentially good Asian porn
#18 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
Of course this informatoin is all scientific in nature
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#19 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
Well of course. All for research purposes.
#20 - allahrules (12/18/2015) [-]
The viewing patters of people are very important in a sociodemographical sense no?
#21 - stealingbikes (12/18/2015) [-]
#47 - Picture 12/18/2015 on People playing with their... +9
#136 - Well hopefully he just gets IP banned 12/18/2015 on No Moon 0
#123 - You're doing God's work, son 12/18/2015 on thumb up if you want to go... 0
#79 - Found the Sanders tard 12/17/2015 on Tard Stories 0
#29 - I love playing sportsball! 12/16/2015 on just a bunch of useless... 0
#55 - We had female pilots when I was in the USAF complaining about … 12/16/2015 on rebecca and gary +2
#8 - Picture 12/16/2015 on You think a chair is going... +1
#111 - They're both ******* retarded 12/16/2015 on killer mike and sanders -4
#52 - All these kids grew up and are now going to vote for Bernie Sanders  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2015 on Tard Stories -1
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#79 - stealingbikes (12/17/2015) [-]
Found the Sanders tard
#30 - It's a Rocko! 12/16/2015 on Autistic doggo 0
#54 - Just being a lazy parasite and using a medical condition as a … 12/16/2015 on Literally +1
#45 - Comment deleted 12/16/2015 on When I think about U 0
#244 - Boy am I glad I ended up with this one too 12/15/2015 on /pol/ makes meme magic real +32
#242 - I like that future Except the Ford. I'll keep my trusty 'Yota  [+] (11 new replies) 12/15/2015 on /pol/ makes meme magic real 0
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#280 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
Liberal scum, I hope you and your toyota rot in a gulag.
#415 - fukkentyranitar (12/16/2015) [-]
Toyotas don't rot. They age like alcoholic drinks.
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#416 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
Getting more and more fermented as time passes?
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#418 - fukkentyranitar (12/16/2015) [-]
Exactly.They never go bad. Unless you're a retard that doesn't understand how maintenance and a car wash work.
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#420 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
All cars eventually become money pits to maintain. Time eats away at parts making it useless.

But I was joking about how toyotas are an "anti american" car
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#425 - fukkentyranitar (12/16/2015) [-]
I know you were joking. Most of North Americas Toyotas (Especially Trucks) are built designed in Kentucky and other parts of the south Ironically. The only thing in a pre 2003 4runner that goes bad are the fluids. Thats why the resale on 4runners and Tacomas are so stupidly high..
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#428 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
I know, I actually like toyotas the best, especially camrys. There are possible issues with the airbag, sure, but the camry is a car that lasts at least a decade. And the current airbag issue is being fixed by the company.

That's more than anyone can say for companies like kia, whose cars break so fast it's almost a conspiracy to get people to buy more cars.
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#434 - fukkentyranitar (12/16/2015) [-]
I have yet to see a Kia over 10 years old with all the door handles it came with.
#284 - joshlol (12/16/2015) [-]
>hating on superior japanese automobiles
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#326 - cormy (12/16/2015) [-]
Shit.
What is that car?
That is a pretty car.
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#336 - joshlol (12/16/2015) [-]
celica gt4
#18 - That roll looks familiar 12/15/2015 on Cheeky Cunt 0
#47 - 'sall good m8 He was reaching over a railing, which y… 12/15/2015 on The Magnus Effect 0
#112 - Picture 12/15/2015 on When you're 5"5 but your gf... +1
#5 - This is true 12/15/2015 on Canada +2

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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