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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
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#9 - Kylo Ren kills Han Solo  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Thanks, dicks 0
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#10 - needsauceadmisblan (12/20/2015) [-]
thank you for your words i needed that. to realize how much of a dick i was.
#7 - Well, this one goes to 11, which is really one higher than 10 12/20/2015 on To the front page 0
#19 - I wouldn't mind seeing that. 12/20/2015 on He's very opened minded +2
#19 - Those gay little biore pads work wonders. I've used them befor…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on That Nose ... +7
#20 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]
I use those pads. So satisfying.
#77 - IDGAF what she prefers. If there's a vag, it's a chick. If the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on easykilin the hypocrite 0
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#81 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]
Obviously her perfered pronoun is cunt
#24 - IIRC the hangar that Soviet shuttle was built in is the subjec… 12/20/2015 on Historical picture comp 4 0
#13 - Holy **** those are spectacular  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on i actually got mesmerized... +9
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#14 - nywrestler (12/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, its like, some hot girls are kind of disappointing when you see them naked. She is the exact opposite. A hot girl whose body is even better than you'd think. God she's amazing.
#16 - Picture 12/20/2015 on Rock Paper Scissors +2
#2 - I can't believe you've done this 12/20/2015 on Biggest Spoiler Of 2015 +4
#5 - I saw what you did there you cheeki breeki  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Thanks, dicks 0
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#8 - needsauceadmisblan (12/20/2015) [-]
what spoiled the movie for you you fucking jack ass.
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#9 - stealingbikes (12/20/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo
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#10 - needsauceadmisblan (12/20/2015) [-]
thank you for your words i needed that. to realize how much of a dick i was.
#12 - I keep hoping it'll happen with the current piece of **** … 12/20/2015 on it'd be interesting 0
#68 - Maybe if everyone is lucky that cunt will kill herself.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on easykilin the hypocrite 0
#76 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
well if u went to their blog you would know their preferred gender pronoun is "they"
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#77 - stealingbikes (12/20/2015) [-]
IDGAF what she prefers. If there's a vag, it's a chick. If there's a cock, it's a dude.

I think I can safely assume that since she's talking about "dismantling the patriarchy" being more important than any man's mental state, she's a chick. And a royal cunt at that.
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#81 - nickelakon (12/20/2015) [-]
Obviously her perfered pronoun is cunt
#66 - Yeah you pretty much nailed it right there. Though an… 12/20/2015 on easykilin the hypocrite +1
#3 - I don't even use it for email. It's just been my home page sin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Thanks, dicks 0
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#7 - canichaikait (12/20/2015) [-]
#79 - Good roll 12/19/2015 on Straight Guys 0
#28 - I can't even find humor in that because it doesn't seem at all… 12/19/2015 on White Cis Male Southern... +1
#24 - Last woman I talked to is now getting alimony from me, so I vo… 12/19/2015 on Anon is lonely +9
#21 - He's obviously got internet, so download some porn and (assumi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Anon is lonely -3
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#23 - gggeee (12/19/2015) [-]
There's a bit of a difference between talking to someone and porn dude
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#24 - stealingbikes (12/19/2015) [-]
Last woman I talked to is now getting alimony from me, so I vote porn 100%
#44 - Picture 12/19/2015 on ready your anuses +5
#23 - I can see this exact exchange happening between Sheldon and a … 12/19/2015 on Well then 0
#31 - Soooooo, what's the age of consent in Russia? 12/19/2015 on Russian Best Friend 0
#27 - >Who would want to be white Only the better people 12/19/2015 on It's Racist Being White +1
#99 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Looks like work 0
#47 - Olaf's been cloned!! 12/19/2015 on magic -1
#99 - That is an exceedingly nice body.... 12/19/2015 on (untitled) 0

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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