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Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9259
Highest Content Rank:#1397
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#201 - That's a lotta butthurt 07/19/2014 on The Hole to Hell +1
#66 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Disabled kitten learns to walk +4
#4 - Hell I'm 33 and I'd punch my friend to see her tits  [+] (14 new replies) 07/18/2014 on ka-pow! +207
#51 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
then look down
User avatar #18 - toosexyforyou (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm 19 and I'd let you punch me to see her tits
#102 - swiggityswooty (07/19/2014) [-]
im 15 and id be tits to see you punch her
User avatar #90 - xdiabolicx (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm 13 and what is this
User avatar #104 - hellomynameisbill (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm 8 and *giggles* you said tits
User avatar #9 - jvd (07/18/2014) [-]
Guess you're a shitty friend
User avatar #11 - checkemtrain (07/18/2014) [-]
Nah dude,I think no matter how good of friends you are,you would probably still punch him.Because it would be a sacrifice for the both of you so you BOTH got to see tits,unless you knocked him out....
User avatar #55 - jvd (07/18/2014) [-]
I'm 100% sure that I would not punch my friend to see some boobs. I would have to be most desperate to hit a bro in order to see 'two balls of fat'.
Don't get me wrong, I like boobs just as much as any other (straight) man, but if a woman gave me the choice to either hit a friend or see her boobs, she would be despised for thinking I would be so simple.
Of course, judging by the reactions of my previous comment, you wouldn't agree. which I find odd since I thought this site was all 'BRO'S BEFORE HOE'S' and so I'll accept all the red thumbs soon coming to me.

sorry for the long text
User avatar #56 - checkemtrain (07/18/2014) [-]
It is bro's before hoes,but any true friend would want you to punch them in order for tits.Personally I would tell him before it happened and if he was a true friend he would have taken it so we both got to see boobs.Thats how it would work with me and my friends anyways,but I would drop a ho if she disrespected him,only I can call him a cocksucker or punch him,not some lame bitch
User avatar #57 - jvd (07/18/2014) [-]
Fair enough, a treu friend would take the punch in order to help his friend. But personally I would still not put seeing boobs even near being hit or hitting anyone I respect.
Why would you punch anyone for just seeing something quite common that can even be found after 10 seconds of searching online?
User avatar #59 - checkemtrain (07/18/2014) [-]
Actually,he is taking one so he can see boobs to,not because he feels for his friend.

Because the boobs are right there and the internet boobs are 10 seconds away
#60 - jvd (07/18/2014) [-]
"Because the boobs are right there and the internet boobs are 10 seconds away"
Nothing to beat that comes to mind, well done
User avatar #46 - jewbob (07/18/2014) [-]
but if noke out more tity 4 me
User avatar #10 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/18/2014) [-]
If I'd get to see it too it'd be worth it.

Love me some titties
#126 - I like how he just stands back up and looks on like "wow,… 07/17/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +2
#125 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +2
#80 - I don't know why, but... 07/17/2014 on Forrest Gump +1
#79 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Forrest Gump +1
#103 - Jesus Christ what a faggy little cunt. Just looking at him mak… 07/17/2014 on Cards of Humanity 0
#102 - So what offended the little priss?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Cards of Humanity 0
User avatar #116 - kwag (07/17/2014) [-]
Something about cancer. His grandma has cancer so he got upset.
#100 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Cards of Humanity +5
#24 - Picture 07/17/2014 on scrolling 0
#5 - you called? 07/17/2014 on u wot m8 0
#185 - Still waiting for her to do porn 07/16/2014 on Nippon approved 0
#35 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Igniting a gas leak +4
#15 - I guess so lel'd at the third one 07/14/2014 on Oh fuck no 0
#14 - cripes did they get put in place for everything? dige…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Oh fuck no +1
User avatar #15 - stealingbikes (07/14/2014) [-]
I guess so

lel'd at the third one
#25 - BRITISH DOG 07/14/2014 on Glen Coco -1
#86 - Please tell me this is fake  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on stay off my land you skyrims +1
User avatar #87 - nightmaren (07/14/2014) [-]
Could be. I hope so.
#105 - sauce? I wanna send that to Viggo 07/13/2014 on Hobbits can't swim 0
#104 - As someone who's impartial one way or t'other, I'm wondering w… 07/13/2014 on Hobbits can't swim 0
#103 - ...says the obsessed Twilight fan 07/13/2014 on Hobbits can't swim 0
#87 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Artist re-paints his... +2
#85 - Man that's a big blowhole.... 07/13/2014 on Artist re-paints his... +1
#58 - totes would 07/13/2014 on awesome 0
#4 - "Dude I can't believe you came on my mom." 07/12/2014 on Scaroused 0

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User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
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