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Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:9/08/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1053
Comment Ranking:#941
Highest Content Rank:#1056
Highest Comment Rank:#136
Content Thumbs: 5845 total,  6616 ,  771
Comment Thumbs: 20812 total,  22976 ,  2164
Content Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 51.9% (519/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Content Views:348493
Times Content Favorited:390 times
Total Comments Made:4772
FJ Points:20031
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#23 - Or you're holding your drill at an odd angle in order to get t… 12/23/2015 on laser to make sure you... +13
#22 - I must have this!! 12/23/2015 on laser to make sure you... +1
#13 - Yeah, but so am I. So you're not alone. We weep toget… 12/23/2015 on Average Life Goals +8
#30 - I'm sorry to inform you, but modern medicine cannot treat you 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels +24
#50 - heh heheh HA heh 12/23/2015 on [Wood picking intensifies] 0
#118 - Well, they are, so the shoe fits. 12/23/2015 on Logic not found +34
#65 - If he wanted his comeback he would've wiped if off of your chin. 12/23/2015 on SHOTTY +1
#62 - Comment deleted 12/22/2015 on Dear God Yes... 0
#23 - Picture 12/22/2015 on carrot harvesting +3
#34 - Nothing wrong with being a faggot, homo 12/22/2015 on condom tester -2
#2 - I agree with the title 12/22/2015 on just get a fuckin tree +1
#27 - Picture 12/22/2015 on this makes me moist 0
#5 - Some of us have jobs and families to prioritize over a movie. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Spoilers 0
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#6 - peanutsaurusrex (12/22/2015) [-]
Someone didn't git gud, Rey is Lukes daughter
#3 - People who don't want spoilers ARE going to see the movie, you…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Spoilers 0
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#4 - peanutsaurusrex (12/22/2015) [-]
Then go faster, if you haven't seen it yet git gud
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#5 - stealingbikes (12/22/2015) [-]
Some of us have jobs and families to prioritize over a movie. Don't be a dick.
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#6 - peanutsaurusrex (12/22/2015) [-]
Someone didn't git gud, Rey is Lukes daughter
#19 - Nah, a neckbeard would be defending her reaction and calling h… 12/22/2015 on almost there +2
#52 - Picture 12/22/2015 on Hey kid, wanna see some porn? +16
#81 - It was another cockbag on FJ who spoiled it for me on ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Besiege Masterpiece +1
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#82 - PsychoBrains (12/22/2015) [-]
It's a good thing I essentially live under a rock.
#98 - That's because Dave is in it for the music and his fans. The o… 12/22/2015 on Based Dave 0
#4 - I expected John Cena. This was better. 12/21/2015 on Trump Drops OUT CNN Interview 0
#50 - Molten aluminum is about 1250-1300 degrees F If that … 12/21/2015 on molten aluminium +7
#58 - Hippos are dirty ************* 12/20/2015 on Cocaine's a helluva drug 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on glasses 0
#5 - infinitereaper Comment deleted by stealingbikes
#4 - infinitereaper Comment deleted by stealingbikes
#5 - Your comment needs more thumbs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on bad feelings +42
#6 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]
I tried to include a picture of the Joker, but I accidentally forgot to put it in ... :/
#112 - Just like male and female, right anon?! Gotta make su…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Title +2
#170 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Different anon... How is that relevant is any way?

Jesus, apparently the formula for green thumbs on FJ is to relate anything you disagree with to feminism no matter how little your analogy makes any sense at all.

Male and female are correct because damn near everybody IS male or female and a bunch of idiots on tumblr think that we need specials nowflake identities for our gender as if our physical sex isn't good enough to use as a descriptor.

Tumblrites are trying to change the definition of male and female. Retarded already DOES have a definition, and many people misuse the word to begin with. Whether you're okay with the word retarded or not, your analogy makes zero sense.
#5 - The docecalicious.... 12/20/2015 on what? +4

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User avatar #11 - noahlikespie (12/14/2015) [-]
You made this account five days after I made mine. Three days after my birthday
#10 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
confirmed for smash bros 4

GET HYPED
User avatar #4 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
how do you know mrmojito
User avatar #7 to #4 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
I forget...
User avatar #8 to #7 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
i found out
dun worry
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrmojito (02/12/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #6 to #5 - anonymousperson (02/12/2014) [-]
ayoooo
#2 - mayormilkman (10/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
Uh-oh, looks like Carlton has worms again...
#1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
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