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staviemagee

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Gender: male
Age: 73
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:The best place ever
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10021
Comment Ranking:#4782
Highest Content Rank:#160
Highest Comment Rank:#2525
Content Thumbs: 11959 total,  12898 ,  939
Comment Thumbs: 3560 total,  4153 ,  593
Content Level Progress: 88.4% (442/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:9
Content Views:92980
Times Content Favorited:1112 times
Total Comments Made:431
FJ Points:5185
If you message me about a new post I will look and most likely thumb. (if it is funny)

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#17 - > fill the suitcase with nothing but dildo's. > go …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2014 on The bestest inventions! Or... +119
#131 - Eichimaru (01/26/2014) [-]
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#98 - ineedthistothumb (01/26/2014) [-]
That first fucking line.
#72 - furiousmarshmellow (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - jaggedherp (01/26/2014) [-]
You are the man that suitcase was invented for.
#38 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - oxidous (01/26/2014) [-]
Leaving it at the airport would be the best. They would have to deploy the bomb squad once it was reported. Then after hours of setup and a painstaking approach, the man or robot would pick up the case only to have it fly open and have dildos shoot everywhere. The only downside is that there is a possibility you could be arrested if you were caught doing this. either way, if you do it I want a video.
User avatar #22 - olmesy (01/26/2014) [-]
But then you lose half of your hard earned dildo collection
#120 - steammadewalrus (01/26/2014) [-]
>Hard earned
#35 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
>Implying half of my dildo collection is small enough to fit in a suitcase.
#189 - You Sir are a gentlemen of your word and a savior of the peopl… 01/20/2014 on OP Delivers +1
#28 - Damn that's what I was afraid of. Oh well, I know I will still… 01/20/2014 on Monopoly 0
#25 - I have a question for you young and sexy onlookers of this com…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Monopoly 0
User avatar #26 - pikminpoo (01/20/2014) [-]
All I remember from 9 is that everyone stays in the same place and that just ruined the boardgame mode for me. mini games are still fun (Mairo party for the DS is pretty good)
User avatar #28 - staviemagee (01/20/2014) [-]
Damn that's what I was afraid of. Oh well, I know I will still get Mario party the new Super smash bros and Mario kart regardless.
#57 - Well hope you get the orders you want. 01/18/2014 on unicorns 0
#53 - Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months o…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#50 - To answer the question, if a Marine is on post they are requir…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #52 - donkysmel (01/18/2014) [-]
I know... I was oblivious to the duty band. Hence wtf do you have your cover on indoors
#49 - If your command lets you do it then by all means go ahead; we …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #51 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you I put a lot of work into it. And I heard oki sucks. I'm an 03 and he line companies are pretty chill on duty
User avatar #53 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months on island though I am ready to leave!. Next stop is 3rd Battalion 5th Marines down in San Mateo area Camp Pendleton.
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#45 - While your point is well made, you should probably not be post…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +4
User avatar #46 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Already did 2 MCIs on duty and read a book. Running out of shit to do
User avatar #49 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
If your command lets you do it then by all means go ahead; we don't get the chance in Oki. But if I did, and I had Saturday duty I probably would be on my phone too. BTW, that is a nicely pressed cover
User avatar #51 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you I put a lot of work into it. And I heard oki sucks. I'm an 03 and he line companies are pretty chill on duty
User avatar #53 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months on island though I am ready to leave!. Next stop is 3rd Battalion 5th Marines down in San Mateo area Camp Pendleton.
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#34 - No knife hands is implemented; General Amos proceeds to knife … 01/16/2014 on Damn that's gonna be a bad... 0
#72 - The most thumbed up comment of all time by an anon was when he… 01/13/2014 on fj 0
#18 - Kil urslf fgt.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Safety Tips +4
#21 - jwagswashere (12/21/2013) [-]
#11 - To be fair, that egg would be where it is now without a cock. 12/21/2013 on e-pr0n +3
#59 - My God what have we done? Look at what science has created! 12/21/2013 on We did it! +8
#11 - Why is USA's hat wearing a hat?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/08/2013 on USA thought hes family +48
#86 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - newtamalego (12/08/2013) [-]
So even USA's hat is considered family, just not them.

kinda sad...
User avatar #36 - newdevyx (12/08/2013) [-]
it's called hatception.
User avatar #29 - Shiny (12/08/2013) [-]
Canada plays TF2
User avatar #26 - roflstorm (12/08/2013) [-]
BECAUSE WERE LOVED
#23 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Because we are the favorite child of britain USA is of left outings.
User avatar #22 - krabface (12/08/2013) [-]
What hat...
Am I being blind. I don't see USA wearing a hat..
User avatar #64 - britbong (12/08/2013) [-]
Canada is wearing Britain's top hat
User avatar #25 - lilnuggetbob (12/08/2013) [-]
He is saying Canada is USA's hat.
#12 - someoneforamoment (12/08/2013) [-]
That's what i was thinking!
#10 - It's official, Women are out Eiffel-towering Men! 12/03/2013 on Feminism at its deepest level. -1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on English be fukd +11
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#6 - shadowsynergy Comment deleted by staviemagee
#228 - Can someone help me out with this one? all I see are the two s… 11/26/2013 on School on monday +5
#4 - *Paulice*  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on well that's just apauling +202
#48 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/25/2013) [-]
fuck the paulice
User avatar #44 - newdevyx (11/25/2013) [-]
Despicable me 2 - Fire Alarm Bee-doo that reminded me of this.
#5 - Good maybe now the munchies will make the skinny bastard eat s… 10/29/2013 on Drugs are bad, mkay? +10
#1836 - well that would be 3 pm to 9 pm my time which is when i am usually on. 10/28/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
#5 - I am a magician as well. Scroll over my blue face and see a co…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Magic +3
User avatar #43 - newsuperyoshi (10/27/2013) [-]
1spooky6me!
User avatar #41 - seras (10/27/2013) [-]
My aunt died of cancer today. She smoked. Her fault.
User avatar #7 - thinegame (10/27/2013) [-]
That symbol's an eye, not a face.
User avatar #28 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
True but due to the dark background it looks like a blue face with sunglasses.
User avatar #6 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Sadly, that is a possibility for me buddy
#14 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Save your feels for something else. I smoke cigarettes like a motherfucker and my lungs are going to shit. Not even worth sympathizing
User avatar #27 - greedtheavaricious (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the same boat, man. Hey, got some left? It's gonna be a long ride down the river.
User avatar #18 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the situation bro.
#16 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
What a strange sight, someone who isn't worth worrying about. I should probably take a picture.
User avatar #17 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Im guessing you havent seen Generation Me lately
#19 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Would that be a movie of some sort or are you directly referencing the young people of today.
User avatar #20 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is actually the name of the current group of youngins, if i am correct
#22 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Well on the contrary, sir. I would say the problem with Generation Me would be they weren't cared for in the first place. No well raised tyke would get sucked into downward spiral that had enveloped a large portion of our youth if they'd been raised correctly.

Hell, I'm only twenty and even I'm confused as to how we as a nation went from The Eagles to The Beiber in so short a time.
User avatar #23 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is an excellent point you are raising sir. Then wth is wrong with Generation Me? (Generation Z is the new one)
User avatar #24 - holycrapimacupcake (10/27/2013) [-]
I applaud you, you're takign this in stride, go buy a fucking cookie.
User avatar #21 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Nope, im thinking of Generation Z
#9 - This brought a tear to my eye and a thumb to your profile. 10/22/2013 on Banned +7
#36 - Fool! a quip about a BARTerfly would have been far more delicious. 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ +3
#174 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Smart Title 0

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User avatar #22 - anatidaephobia (08/24/2011) [-]
how goes marine training?
#20 - anatidaephobia (06/13/2011) [-]
Everyone is deleting their account nowadays...
User avatar #21 to #22 - staviemagee (06/15/2011) [-]
it appears so
#18 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
oh, hello!
User avatar #19 to #20 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
^the perfect time to say my favorite 343 Guilty Spark quote lol
#17 - anatidaephobia (05/27/2011) [-]
to post, or not to post...
User avatar #16 - anatidaephobia (05/07/2011) [-]
one of the comments on your Hitler post was a good idea if you ever plan to make another one
#15 - anonymous (05/06/2011) [-]
father
#14 - anatidaephobia (04/15/2011) [-]
And you thought OC didn't get anywhere.

Pyramid Head is always related.
User avatar #9 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
how the **** did you do that??? ._.
User avatar #10 to #9 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
lol idk!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
geez dude! gratz! +4000!
User avatar #12 to #11 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
thanks means a lot coming from one the top guys
User avatar #13 to #12 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
aww :3 thanks buddeh!
#8 - xjlaur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
well, your content is doing pretty well. and you were concerned that nobody cared!
User avatar #6 to #5 - staviemagee (04/01/2011) [-]
a well thought out post gets 11 thumbs while a poorly drawn comic with overused memes gets front page...
User avatar #7 to #6 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
there's always 4chan...
#1 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
lvl 20 and nobody took ur profile comment virginaty yet
now its mine
User avatar #2 to #1 - staviemagee (02/18/2011) [-]
i feel violated!
#3 to #2 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
yes
feel the pain
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