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Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
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#14 - hey solarisofcelestia share your fetish with me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on When i hear someone shares... +1
#51 - solarisofcelestia (12/29/2015) [-]
Sexy giant women are my fetish.
#22 - If you count lurking, I have been on this site since it was ye…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#120 - stickmanz (12/25/2015) [-]
Kill me fam, same
#56 - woofman (12/25/2015) [-]
Ditto man, ditto. I've had no life for a looooong time.
#8 - hey solarisofcelestia check this out.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on brutal. +5
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#21 - solarisofcelestia (12/15/2015) [-]
Oh my goodness. It's wonderful.
#203 - **staviemagee used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **staviemagee rolls 047** 12/03/2015 on What's your gender? 0
#29 - Picture 12/03/2015 on staviemagee's profile 0
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Random Anime Videos 4 +2
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#1 - We all know that there is only one correct answer.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2015 on The Hottest DBZ Character +251
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#51 - phantomcancer (11/23/2015) [-]
If I remember correctly that guy had a powerlevel of like, 4. That's pretty impressive for an untrained human, assuming he is just a farmer/farmhand.
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#56 - wilburn (11/23/2015) [-]
7*
#52 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
*with a shotgun
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#78 - manza (11/23/2015) [-]
It was a peashooter.
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#2 - omegafriend (11/23/2015) [-]
Farmer kills everyone
Obviously
#3 - Somehow they found the only Asian girl that DIDN'T age well to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Busted +77
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#11 - zetsuboukamina (11/22/2015) [-]
Well she IS dead
#1 - They don't even bother hiding her full name anymore. I guess w…  [+] (29 new replies) 11/20/2015 on The hero we all need +444
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#94 - advice (11/21/2015) [-]
What are they gonna do, come after her? She'll just kill them, its what she wants
#40 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
Sometimes a name is enough to cause pure fear.
#78 - thehistorylover (11/21/2015) [-]
He looks so friendly, even with that knife.
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#53 - badrey (11/21/2015) [-]
I like his slogan "Nothing will remain of you but flour, where are you fleeing?" he says it in every video, its also popular in iraq.
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#54 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
Illah Tahiid. Such a simple slogan yet really grotesque, in a good way grotesque.
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#41 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
For those who got no idea who he is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Azrael
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#46 - spoopyskeleton (11/21/2015) [-]
I mean, dude is a champ for what he's doing. Fighting ISIS takes balls.

But why exactly is he an icon? Has he really done anything worthwhile? According to Wikipedia he's a normal guy with a normal family and he's been in the military for around 1 year.
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#48 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
He's had 10 years combat experience, been leading/fighting along a Shi'ite militia against ISIS for a while and the guy basically has videos where he burns sone ISIS guys alive while literally chopping their meat off their charred bodies like a kebab.
Basically he answers the ISIS brutality with his brutality against ISIS.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/isis-terrorist-strung-up-burned-6343903
#84 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
How to beat kebabs:
Make them kebabs
#83 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
So basically he'll be the next terrorist we have to fight? I don't understand why some westerners like him. I heard crazy shit like "he's killed 1000 isis!". It's bull shit propaganda, and these stupid mother fuckers believe it. Dude probably hasn't even killed 10 isis, definitely not a thousand. Maybe if you include propaganda executions he's killed close to 100. Everyone except the Iraqi Kurds, are garbage.
#86 - captainghotiman (11/21/2015) [-]
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#65 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't think the guy was burned alive though? The video only showed his burned corpse.
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#97 - theugandanhero (11/21/2015) [-]
Wasn't your name white-ish not too long ago? Or do you have an impostor as well?
#98 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
It's always been dark blue, for a while now.
I've been here too long.
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#99 - theugandanhero (11/21/2015) [-]
It seems me and you both have. I have at least three known impostors that are using our images on their avatars, including the one guy that seems to be you but isn't because his name's white.
It scares me.
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#100 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
When you see them, summon me and we'll put them in their place. Maybe you're just imagining things, but if you're right something has to be done about this.
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#101 - theugandanhero (11/21/2015) [-]
Agreed. I'll try to check earlier content that I was on.
#102 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
Justice will be served.
#71 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
Ever thought what he was before he became a burned corpse?
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#72 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
I'm just saying that they might have killed him and then burnt his corpse, as opposed to burning him alive. The former is a lot less cruel. If they burnt him alive I don't understand why they wouldn't film that process yet make the claim. If they even made the claim.
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#80 - theasexualgamer (11/21/2015) [-]
Why would you shoot burn a man before throwing him out of a plane killing him?
#81 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
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#50 - spoopyskeleton (11/21/2015) [-]
Oh, right. I should have looked it up more. The wikipedia article kind of just ignores his past experience as a militia member,
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#82 - gerometurtle (11/21/2015) [-]
he is like the zohan
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#107 - gerometurtle (11/21/2015) [-]
did nobody like that movie i thought it was hilarious
#88 - upunkpunk (11/21/2015) [-]
Don't bring up that shitty movie.
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#52 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
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#51 - classybot (11/21/2015) [-]
It's ok fam, should've posted some kind of more believable source.
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#22 - hey soliceofcelestia check the 3rd and 2nd from the bottom pic… 11/19/2015 on Monster(girl)s, Inc. +1