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Age: 72
Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:The best place ever
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Content Thumbs: 11850 total,  12761 ,  911
Comment Thumbs: 2731 total,  3311 ,  580
Content Level Progress: 70% (350/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:9
Content Views:81027
Times Content Favorited:1110 times
Total Comments Made:387
FJ Points:4504
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#5 - Good maybe now the munchies will make the skinny bastard eat s… 10/29/2013 on Drugs are bad, mkay? +10
#1836 - well that would be 3 pm to 9 pm my time which is when i am usually on. 10/28/2013 on Looking for trusted moderators 0
#5 - I am a magician as well. Scroll over my blue face and see a co…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Magic +3
User avatar #43 - newsuperyoshi (10/27/2013) [-]
1spooky6me!
User avatar #41 - seras (10/27/2013) [-]
My aunt died of cancer today. She smoked. Her fault.
User avatar #7 - thinegame (10/27/2013) [-]
That symbol's an eye, not a face.
User avatar #28 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
True but due to the dark background it looks like a blue face with sunglasses.
User avatar #6 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Sadly, that is a possibility for me buddy
#14 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Save your feels for something else. I smoke cigarettes like a motherfucker and my lungs are going to shit. Not even worth sympathizing
User avatar #27 - greedtheavaricious (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the same boat, man. Hey, got some left? It's gonna be a long ride down the river.
User avatar #18 - cosmicapprentice (10/27/2013) [-]
We're in the situation bro.
#16 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
What a strange sight, someone who isn't worth worrying about. I should probably take a picture.
User avatar #17 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Im guessing you havent seen Generation Me lately
#19 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Would that be a movie of some sort or are you directly referencing the young people of today.
User avatar #20 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is actually the name of the current group of youngins, if i am correct
#22 - justakewldewd (10/27/2013) [-]
Well on the contrary, sir. I would say the problem with Generation Me would be they weren't cared for in the first place. No well raised tyke would get sucked into downward spiral that had enveloped a large portion of our youth if they'd been raised correctly.

Hell, I'm only twenty and even I'm confused as to how we as a nation went from The Eagles to The Beiber in so short a time.
User avatar #23 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
That is an excellent point you are raising sir. Then wth is wrong with Generation Me? (Generation Z is the new one)
User avatar #24 - holycrapimacupcake (10/27/2013) [-]
I applaud you, you're takign this in stride, go buy a fucking cookie.
User avatar #21 - brucekillah (10/27/2013) [-]
Nope, im thinking of Generation Z
#9 - This brought a tear to my eye and a thumb to your profile. 10/22/2013 on Banned +7
#36 - Fool! a quip about a BARTerfly would have been far more delicious. 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ +3
#174 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Smart Title 0
#12 - Thank god for this gif! I was looking for a way to paint all o…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2013 on How to paint a guitar +37
User avatar #48 - synapse (10/21/2013) [-]
>2013
>not playing Progressive Technical Death Metal on an 8 string electric guitar
User avatar #20 - thedemonic (10/21/2013) [-]
and ruin the fretboard at the same time
User avatar #128 - racrox (10/21/2013) [-]
I would imagine the best way to do this is before you actually put all the shit on
User avatar #28 - zzitro (10/21/2013) [-]
I think they were kidding. The joke probably is that there is also a gaping hole that would fill up with paint.
#170 - anonymous (10/21/2013) [-]
simple fix, cover the hole somehow.
#61 - danzey (10/21/2013) [-]
Except there is no paint, its water with a sort of thin layer on top.
#174 - ajjurgens (10/21/2013) [-]
it would still fill up...
#21 - anonymous (10/21/2013) [-]
yeah, you need to have a removable neck and those nylon string guitars are glued together.
#8 - Why don't you have a seat? 10/21/2013 on well fuck you too -9
#81 - I too have been thumbed to oblivion by the FJ bandwagon that r… 10/18/2013 on title +2
#23 - The great cornholio! 10/16/2013 on if you know what i mean +1
#2 - Comment deleted 10/15/2013 on Puns +2
#7 - Wait a minute those aren't plants, those are weeds; Rumor weed…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Dashboard Coincidence +47
User avatar #35 - KillinTime (10/15/2013) [-]
IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON!
User avatar #23 - wooyoungkim (10/15/2013) [-]
Larry the Pickle

I know he's a fucking cucumber
#18 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
Never thought I'd see a Veggie Tales reference on FJ
#15 - munchyman (10/15/2013) [-]
mfw i remember where that's from.
#14 - anonymous (10/15/2013) [-]
NOSTALGIA INBOUND
#96 - Even if it is at my expense, I tip my hat to your clever joke. 10/14/2013 on Topanga 0
#1 - I guess this proves that the pen is mightier then the gourd.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/14/2013 on at least the pen is still ok +89
#21 - HackDotContextual (10/15/2013) [-]
#20 - thewisedane (10/15/2013) [-]
I think you might wanna have this for the next time you make an epic comment like that!
#16 - lave (10/15/2013) [-]
#15 - thadriel (10/15/2013) [-]
giggled like a little bitch. 10/10 like skyrim with puns.
#12 - Hreidmar (10/15/2013) [-]
#11 - OldSnake (10/15/2013) [-]
#10 - striderxir (10/15/2013) [-]
#8 - roflstorm (10/15/2013) [-]
You motherfucker
User avatar #7 - shadowstepone (10/15/2013) [-]
that was beautiul
#5 - doopleganger (10/15/2013) [-]
You should be taken out back and shot for saying that.
#2 - sirkanesixtytwo (10/14/2013) [-]
#1 - race car = car race! This is too much for me to handle right now. 10/14/2013 on Words +1
#19 - I don't see the problem. Someone is going to have to explain t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Such skills -1
User avatar #21 - succubus (10/14/2013) [-]
The miniature discs sit in the centre of the CD tray, that's what the smaller indentation is for.
#36 - There might not be a yodeling loin, but there is a loin that raps  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Topanga +15
#84 - andrajobs (10/14/2013) [-]
middle of african savannah
User avatar #75 - revengeforfreeze (10/14/2013) [-]
o no XDXD


here snoop dogg raps
#38 - feelythefeel (10/14/2013) [-]
Nobody wants to hear about your loins.
#96 - staviemagee (10/14/2013) [-]
Even if it is at my expense, I tip my hat to your clever joke.
#43 - He must have had a ruff time thinking that joke up. Pleas…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Oh +26
#70 - xsirwafflezx (10/14/2013) [-]
#7 - Lets just say you won't need a coupon for the bike this time around.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Pokemon... +4
User avatar #16 - thefasrdog (10/13/2013) [-]
Nope...Roller skates...
User avatar #17 - stealthpsybeast (10/13/2013) [-]
Actually, you can still get a Bicycle for free when you answer a very easy question correctly.
#11 - Master of flirting. 10/13/2013 on How me and my friends flirt. +1
#4 - How do her glasses stay in place? No one nose.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on When I pet animals +11
#30 - thattypeofdude (10/14/2013) [-]
I didn't notice til you said so
#6 - acousticgenie (10/13/2013) [-]
Ahahaa
#24 - Why is Luffy walking towards the guy with a pack? 10/12/2013 on One Piece +3
#11 - There was actually an English translation in the movie. They a…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/11/2013 on Steven Spielberg, everybody. -218
#244 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
why did this guy get so many red thumbs, just stating the facts of the movie
#144 - anonymous (10/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #57 posted by Kairyuka at Know the difference ** :
Mfw I love my army cargo pants, but I'm very far from militant, being a pacifist and a pretty soft person. People just misunderstand man
what the actually said
#133 - brandedleft (10/11/2013) [-]
He was obviously being sarcastic..
#127 - imonagoat (10/11/2013) [-]
wut.
User avatar #113 - thomasman (10/11/2013) [-]
I laughed, I could tell you were joking, take this thumb and I'm sorry for the retards on this site that can't take a joke
#76 - alicornking (10/11/2013) [-]
People need to lighten up
#63 - vikingesnumerouno has deleted their comment.
User avatar #27 - kikkelikeiju (10/11/2013) [-]
You are a special kind of stupid, aren´t you..?
1. It was "Look, I washed for supper".
2. This "washed for supper" quote was only the allied soldier making fun of them, not an actual translation.
#81 - smoothmcgroove (10/11/2013) [-]

You people are retarded
User avatar #90 - kikkelikeiju (10/11/2013) [-]
I realize there is a possibility he was just being sarcastic, but with so much idiots around these days, you never know...
User avatar #13 - doctorpickle (10/11/2013) [-]
Asshole, they said "I am czech, I didn't kil anyone."
#8 - The problem with that is only 90's kids will remember this joke. 10/11/2013 on Don't forget your lollipop +1
#1 - I don't feel like reading the text.. I will give you a thumb a… 10/09/2013 on No, I don't remember Shrek... 0
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User avatar #22 - anatidaephobia (08/24/2011) [-]
how goes marine training?
#20 - anatidaephobia (06/13/2011) [-]
Everyone is deleting their account nowadays...
User avatar #21 to #22 - staviemagee (06/15/2011) [-]
it appears so
#18 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
oh, hello!
User avatar #19 to #20 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
^the perfect time to say my favorite 343 Guilty Spark quote lol
#17 - anatidaephobia (05/27/2011) [-]
to post, or not to post...
User avatar #16 - anatidaephobia (05/07/2011) [-]
one of the comments on your Hitler post was a good idea if you ever plan to make another one
#15 - anonymous (05/06/2011) [-]
father
#14 - anatidaephobia (04/15/2011) [-]
And you thought OC didn't get anywhere.

Pyramid Head is always related.
User avatar #9 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
how the **** did you do that??? ._.
User avatar #10 to #9 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
lol idk!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
geez dude! gratz! +4000!
User avatar #12 to #11 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
thanks means a lot coming from one the top guys
User avatar #13 to #12 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
aww :3 thanks buddeh!
#8 - xjlaur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
well, your content is doing pretty well. and you were concerned that nobody cared!
User avatar #6 to #5 - staviemagee (04/01/2011) [-]
a well thought out post gets 11 thumbs while a poorly drawn comic with overused memes gets front page...
User avatar #7 to #6 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
there's always 4chan...
#1 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
lvl 20 and nobody took ur profile comment virginaty yet
now its mine
User avatar #2 to #1 - staviemagee (02/18/2011) [-]
i feel violated!
#3 to #2 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
yes
feel the pain
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