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Date Signed Up:1/27/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:The best place ever
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Total Comments Made:387
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#2 - I bet even with all of those different colored lights he STILL… 03/24/2014 on Neon Moose Bazooka +1
#1 - Yet another fine philosopher thinking of questions that we wil… 03/24/2014 on Where do they pee from? 0
#3 - Is that why you stole his heart? 03/24/2014 on Let's play cop and thief... +1
#104 - A senpai would be an upper classmen or someone slighly above y… 03/24/2014 on Den här är för dig Lena! 0
#16 - That is the difference between the Chinese and Japanese cultur…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Den här är för dig Lena! +15
User avatar #103 - breadlen (03/24/2014) [-]
what is senpai?
User avatar #104 - staviemagee (03/24/2014) [-]
A senpai would be an upper classmen or someone slighly above your social standing. this is a phrase used in a lot of animes and the running joke is that usually there is a girl with a crush on a "senpai" and they are trying to get their attention.
#2 - It looks like duck 257 does not want to be there and is just b…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on No-one will stop us. +230
#74 - embling (03/23/2014) [-]
And I had to be the twat to look up and check.
User avatar #50 - stafeezy (03/23/2014) [-]
I see it,,
#17 - > fill the suitcase with nothing but dildo's. > go …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2014 on The bestest inventions! Or... +119
#131 - Eichimaru (01/26/2014) [-]
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#98 - ineedthistothumb (01/26/2014) [-]
That first fucking line.
#72 - furiousmarshmellow (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - jaggedherp (01/26/2014) [-]
You are the man that suitcase was invented for.
#38 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - oxidous (01/26/2014) [-]
Leaving it at the airport would be the best. They would have to deploy the bomb squad once it was reported. Then after hours of setup and a painstaking approach, the man or robot would pick up the case only to have it fly open and have dildos shoot everywhere. The only downside is that there is a possibility you could be arrested if you were caught doing this. either way, if you do it I want a video.
User avatar #22 - olmesy (01/26/2014) [-]
But then you lose half of your hard earned dildo collection
#120 - steammadewalrus (01/26/2014) [-]
>Hard earned
#35 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
>Implying half of my dildo collection is small enough to fit in a suitcase.
#189 - You Sir are a gentlemen of your word and a savior of the peopl… 01/20/2014 on OP Delivers +1
#28 - Damn that's what I was afraid of. Oh well, I know I will still… 01/20/2014 on Monopoly 0
#25 - I have a question for you young and sexy onlookers of this com…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Monopoly 0
User avatar #26 - pikminpoo (01/20/2014) [-]
All I remember from 9 is that everyone stays in the same place and that just ruined the boardgame mode for me. mini games are still fun (Mairo party for the DS is pretty good)
User avatar #28 - staviemagee (01/20/2014) [-]
Damn that's what I was afraid of. Oh well, I know I will still get Mario party the new Super smash bros and Mario kart regardless.
#57 - Well hope you get the orders you want. 01/18/2014 on unicorns 0
#53 - Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months o…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#50 - To answer the question, if a Marine is on post they are requir…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #52 - donkysmel (01/18/2014) [-]
I know... I was oblivious to the duty band. Hence wtf do you have your cover on indoors
#49 - If your command lets you do it then by all means go ahead; we …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +1
User avatar #51 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you I put a lot of work into it. And I heard oki sucks. I'm an 03 and he line companies are pretty chill on duty
User avatar #53 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months on island though I am ready to leave!. Next stop is 3rd Battalion 5th Marines down in San Mateo area Camp Pendleton.
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#45 - While your point is well made, you should probably not be post…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on unicorns +4
User avatar #46 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Already did 2 MCIs on duty and read a book. Running out of shit to do
User avatar #49 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
If your command lets you do it then by all means go ahead; we don't get the chance in Oki. But if I did, and I had Saturday duty I probably would be on my phone too. BTW, that is a nicely pressed cover
User avatar #51 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you I put a lot of work into it. And I heard oki sucks. I'm an 03 and he line companies are pretty chill on duty
User avatar #53 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Some people like it out here but most don't. After 22 months on island though I am ready to leave!. Next stop is 3rd Battalion 5th Marines down in San Mateo area Camp Pendleton.
User avatar #55 - semperkillusmc (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually looking to move to any battalion on Pendleton preferably 5th reg. after this next pump my buddy just EAS from 1/5
User avatar #57 - staviemagee (01/18/2014) [-]
Well hope you get the orders you want.
#34 - No knife hands is implemented; General Amos proceeds to knife … 01/16/2014 on Damn that's gonna be a bad... 0
#72 - The most thumbed up comment of all time by an anon was when he… 01/13/2014 on fj 0
#18 - Kil urslf fgt.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Safety Tips +4
#21 - jwagswashere (12/21/2013) [-]
#11 - To be fair, that egg would be where it is now without a cock. 12/21/2013 on e-pr0n +3
#59 - My God what have we done? Look at what science has created! 12/21/2013 on We did it! +8
#11 - Why is USA's hat wearing a hat?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/08/2013 on USA thought hes family +48
#86 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/08/2013) [-]
#39 - newtamalego (12/08/2013) [-]
So even USA's hat is considered family, just not them.

kinda sad...
User avatar #36 - newdevyx (12/08/2013) [-]
it's called hatception.
User avatar #29 - Shiny (12/08/2013) [-]
Canada plays TF2
User avatar #26 - roflstorm (12/08/2013) [-]
BECAUSE WERE LOVED
#23 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Because we are the favorite child of britain USA is of left outings.
User avatar #22 - krabface (12/08/2013) [-]
What hat...
Am I being blind. I don't see USA wearing a hat..
User avatar #64 - britbong (12/08/2013) [-]
Canada is wearing Britain's top hat
User avatar #25 - lilnuggetbob (12/08/2013) [-]
He is saying Canada is USA's hat.
#12 - someoneforamoment (12/08/2013) [-]
That's what i was thinking!
#10 - It's official, Women are out Eiffel-towering Men! 12/03/2013 on Feminism at its deepest level. -1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on English be fukd +11
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#228 - Can someone help me out with this one? all I see are the two s… 11/26/2013 on School on monday +5
#4 - *Paulice*  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2013 on well that's just apauling +202
#48 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/25/2013) [-]
fuck the paulice
User avatar #44 - newdevyx (11/25/2013) [-]
Despicable me 2 - Fire Alarm Bee-doo that reminded me of this.
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User avatar #22 - anatidaephobia (08/24/2011) [-]
how goes marine training?
#20 - anatidaephobia (06/13/2011) [-]
Everyone is deleting their account nowadays...
User avatar #21 to #22 - staviemagee (06/15/2011) [-]
it appears so
#18 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
oh, hello!
User avatar #19 to #20 - anatidaephobia (06/04/2011) [-]
^the perfect time to say my favorite 343 Guilty Spark quote lol
#17 - anatidaephobia (05/27/2011) [-]
to post, or not to post...
User avatar #16 - anatidaephobia (05/07/2011) [-]
one of the comments on your Hitler post was a good idea if you ever plan to make another one
#15 - anonymous (05/06/2011) [-]
father
#14 - anatidaephobia (04/15/2011) [-]
And you thought OC didn't get anywhere.

Pyramid Head is always related.
User avatar #9 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
how the fuck did you do that??? ._.
User avatar #10 to #9 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
lol idk!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
geez dude! gratz! +4000!
User avatar #12 to #11 - staviemagee (04/14/2011) [-]
thanks means a lot coming from one the top guys
User avatar #13 to #12 - ing (04/14/2011) [-]
aww :3 thanks buddeh!
#8 - xjlaur **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
well, your content is doing pretty well. and you were concerned that nobody cared!
User avatar #6 to #5 - staviemagee (04/01/2011) [-]
a well thought out post gets 11 thumbs while a poorly drawn comic with overused memes gets front page...
User avatar #7 to #6 - anatidaephobia (04/01/2011) [-]
there's always 4chan...
#1 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
lvl 20 and nobody took ur profile comment virginaty yet
now its mine
User avatar #2 to #1 - staviemagee (02/18/2011) [-]
i feel violated!
#3 to #2 - hamshef (02/18/2011) [-]
yes
feel the pain
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