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Youtube Channel: Starman DX
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Video Games Played: Earthbound, FN@F 2, TF2, gmod
X-box Gamertag: Ninten_Ness _Luke
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#11162948 - **starmandx used "*roll picture*"** **starmandx rolled ima… 01/01/2016 on Happy little board 0
#34 - Comment deleted 12/03/2015 on Undertale, Overworld... 0
#3024 - Any knowledge here on ?  [+] (24 new replies) 11/21/2015 on /paranormal/ 0
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#3026 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
But after spending a bit of time on there, I found a few things that stood out from the normal corrupted jpgs.
picopond.arspublica.noemata.net/?ref=1
noemata.net/nwt/ (some of these are funny in their own stupid way. haven't seen them all yet however. NSFW)

google search every isbn number. google will usually bring you to the more interesting portions of the website, and sometimes to google groups with just as many incoherent messages.

Working theory about 30 minutes in: I think it is a critique of modern art. Comparing it to spam and incoherent garbage, while in itself being modern art ironically.
evidence for this is found on the recurring theme of spam and mentions of it being an artist website, along side what appears to be a gallary on the first link I gave.

strongly hinted at here noemata.net/ekstarie/173.txt where it says "please stop spamming art" a couple times.

where did you find this website exactly?
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#3027 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
few other things I found (mainly for my own reference in the near future)
groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.life.itself
adundas.noemata.net/
www.mail-archive.com/noemata@googlegroups.com/
arspublica.noemata.net/ click the drop down menu for even more websites. check the source of the page for what looks like spam but holds maybe a connecting theme?
copyleft is said several times

I keep digging deeper and deeper, and I'm only clicking random links. Begining to think it is an ARG.
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#3028 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
adundas.noemata.net/rememberme/isbn.txt

it has a google search. for an ISBN.

this is either a ARG or i'm getting fucked with.
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#3029 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
hello?
do you see me fitemeirlbro

see where do not by that?
ah. you are computer
ah. you talking darling I tusende foll
why do you exist?
why you have a question, i pakt, skal jeg si noe problem.
you repeat the first word i say.
first word of wanting to sekunder kom visst i bildet.
copylefts
do you know about copylefts

know mr rabbit som en riktig svar p� noen som han ser han men betyr det ellers helt sikkert!!!
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
MEAN by the bed til sn�sa med dette.
to hell with this
hell love you seen the standard as 'turning
the poor thing is only trying to vomit
poor dan is this thought in a f�r en trillion ganger uten surk�l never mouth in then ogoy wer heutzutage noch wesentlich leichter, als heute), ich habe ein liten skapning som var det er riktig, men n� er det var uforst�elig.
I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole.
had any good saloon in eternal, loving care
I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn.
holy focus proc batman og andre drager er helt matt
Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness.
seek the jar is here in visual art responding to vanlige. To bore * m�ter med det faen skal man lese til Barcelona?
The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings.
dream to navn. billekemunn har vel heller da h�rte det. p.r .o .b .l .e.m .e.r.
Nightshade is shadows in all honest blinks that sort through the bile of newbornplagues, instant warmth is a mother's milk in dreams before anything was ever evil.
through the sex, yes?
In seconds the sun is beating like drums in all hearts eat the ear of noise.
seconds the one of making this software can create a hurry I midten. Filmprojektorene henger i �re til neste kryss og skriver du ikke lurer p� baksiden av dette speilegget godt framlengs som du svisker i mitt liv", uttalte Hitler og t�ring skal bekymre meg litt lyst til mor.
The sensual violence of lust is all the assurance you will ever need to know the worth of life.
ever need to me, give me, can we see me out i den?? A: - Gud er svar?
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#3045 - smartythechicken (11/22/2015) [-]
hey vorarephilia
i just came to the board. and seeing this wall of text got me pretty fucking confused. whats goin on?
also, i can tell some of the parts are danish/norwegian/german/swedish.. i can translate a little if you want?
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#3046 - vorarephilia (11/22/2015) [-]
yes you can. Basically, I spent most of this morning exploring a weird ass website called noemata.net . it has gifs, corrupted jpgs, corrupted videos, and gibberish text.

what this wall of text is is from a chat bot you can see here noemata.net/whyMessenger/
type in something with a decent length and it'll give you a bizarre response.

you can read through this thread and the first one on my profile from fiteme and that would get you up to speed on basically everything I know about this website.
#3048 - smartythechicken (11/22/2015) [-]
i spent a few minutes on the site.seems like some f the GIFS arent fucked up that bad. lotsof numbers and gibberish text.
if i had to guess, whoever made the site is either insane, or trying to leave a trail of breadcrumbs for us to find, or its just an OLD computer that glitched and went nuts. lots of coded and gibberishand encrypted breadcrumbs, perhaps.
anyway, i found a few things of interest. first is pic related. i thought it looked like a face or seomthing. noemata.net/ontopofthings/uploaded_images/Clipboard01-729178-729239.jpg
i also found a picture of some album made by a guy called jon hassel. really weird fucking music. scroll down in the comments on the youtube video and you can see people praising the song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiHOWtuwGhg

also, the danish text is also just gibberish. no need to translate.
i asked the messenger one "what it was" and it came ut with some bullshit and mentioned that "he wont like it" and something about god. next time you write with it, try asking it a wh question with h in front, like
>h who
anyway, good luck
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#3047 - vorarephilia (11/22/2015) [-]
also, the grey text is mine, the white is the computer
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#3031 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
I asked if it saw me and it said see ya motha fucka dritt elle?
And I found a north Korean news broadcast in the same place as the cat picture
noemata.net/had1goodidea/extra/jong-un.mp4
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#3032 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I officially have no fucking clue what this place is.
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#3033 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
It seems like a random compilation of pictures and videos
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#3034 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
yeah i'm just going to go with that.
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#3035 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
This why messenger is really weird
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#3036 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
noemata.net/nwt/ this is pretty funny.
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#3038 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
This looks like an app for the site exists or was planed
noemata.net/had1goodidea/15/noemata-appcatch-screenshot.jpg
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#3040 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
That is really weird
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#3041 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm done with this for a while. gonna go play factorio
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#3042 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
Go build a dildo factory in the shape of a dick
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#3043 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
I'll see if i can do that
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#3044 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
OK
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#3037 - fitemeirlbro (11/21/2015) [-]
That is pretty weird
#3025 - vorarephilia (11/21/2015) [-]
As a mod, I mainly do links. what this means links get posted anywhere, we see them, and we either flag the domain as spam (blocking the url), nsfw (hides the link from non registered most of the time and shows that pop up sometimes) or sfw (no pop up).

I'll be blunt, you've left me quite confused this morning.
#11045950 - Other than the obvious.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Happy little board +1
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#11045955 - braus (11/21/2015) [-]
That looks like a troll though

I'm not clicking the suspicious link
#11045944 - You gouys know anything about ? Tell me if you do!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11045985 - tubcat (11/21/2015) [-]
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#11045949 - newtamalego (11/21/2015) [-]
it has a bunch of folders on it
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#11045948 - braus (11/21/2015) [-]
It's a website
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#11045950 - starmandx (11/21/2015) [-]
Other than the obvious.
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#11045955 - braus (11/21/2015) [-]
That looks like a troll though

I'm not clicking the suspicious link
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#10960305 - Just got out today 10/14/2015 on Happy little board 0
#10958255 - I draw the line at brony otherkin FNAF weeaboos.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Happy little board +1
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User avatar #108 - starmandx (11/11/2015) [-]
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**starmandx rolls Gloryholes.**
User avatar #107 - starmandx (11/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #106 - murrlogic (02/28/2015) [-]
boop
#104 - marcinthedark (02/14/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #99 - mudkipfucker (11/01/2014) [-]
im collecting the phanact things, they arent for sale
#100 to #99 - starmandx (11/01/2014) [-]
What, are you making a dildo out of them or something?
#101 to #100 - mudkipfucker (11/01/2014) [-]
one more and i'll have more than phanact himself
#102 to #101 - starmandx (11/01/2014) [-]
...aaand THEN you'll make a dildo out of it and shove it up his orange pony ass? right?
...aaand THEN you'll make a dildo out of it and shove it up his orange pony ass? right?
#103 to #102 - mudkipfucker (11/01/2014) [-]
maybe...
maybe...
User avatar #98 - pyrain (10/27/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I only have the one :c
User avatar #96 - pyrain (10/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't want to trade my badges D:
User avatar #89 - angelooo (07/25/2014) [-]
Are you sure you want to gift it to me?
User avatar #90 to #89 - starmandx (07/25/2014) [-]
it's ok, I have another one
User avatar #91 to #90 - angelooo (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright, thank you very much. Appreciate it and goodnight, I'm going to sleep.
User avatar #84 - angelooo (07/25/2014) [-]
You selling that Space Dust weed?
User avatar #86 to #84 - angelooo (07/25/2014) [-]
15k FJ points, I don't really have many items I only own 9
#85 to #84 - starmandx (07/25/2014) [-]
wat u got 4 it
User avatar #87 to #85 - angelooo (07/25/2014) [-]
Read above I accidentally replied to myself.
User avatar #88 to #87 - starmandx (07/25/2014) [-]
les trade now
User avatar #82 - fables (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll trade the tire iron one stack for that
I'm debating on whether or not I want to sell the helmet, since it goes with my collection's "theme"
User avatar #83 to #82 - starmandx (07/01/2014) [-]
dear fables, I only wanted one helmet. love, Starman "Buttsex* DX
User avatar #80 - angelooo (06/26/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
User avatar #81 to #80 - starmandx (06/26/2014) [-]
ur welcome I guess
User avatar #78 - mrsnowballs (06/19/2014) [-]
lol no
User avatar #79 to #78 - starmandx (06/19/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #76 - infinitereaper (06/18/2014) [-]
I'll give you the space dust for your offer.
User avatar #77 to #76 - infinitereaper (06/18/2014) [-]
I'll send a request.
User avatar #74 - danielfm (06/18/2014) [-]
Thanks man : )
User avatar #75 to #74 - starmandx (06/18/2014) [-]
Be warned: the next time ANYONE accidentally trades me a demonic mecha gold angelic sword, I'm keeping it
User avatar #69 - danielfm (06/18/2014) [-]
fack i thought that was the sword you sold me : ( but i found out it was the sword i made and it took alot to make it.. can i buy it back??
User avatar #70 to #69 - starmandx (06/18/2014) [-]
hold on, I need to think of a fair trade/ if I should give it back
User avatar #71 to #70 - starmandx (06/18/2014) [-]
ive got something. hang on
User avatar #72 to #71 - danielfm (06/18/2014) [-]
: / i needed that too though i have another account where i have loads of stuff, anything you need?
User avatar #73 to #72 - starmandx (06/18/2014) [-]
sry I don't need those items
User avatar #60 - retrochris (06/17/2014) [-]
dude it takes!! forever!! to get them oô
who are you??
User avatar #61 to #60 - starmandx (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm the guy who wants to trade my items for 1/30 of your points
User avatar #62 to #61 - retrochris (06/17/2014) [-]
and I'm the guy who put a lot of effort in getting them
User avatar #63 to #62 - starmandx (06/17/2014) [-]
wait, I have a better idea
#64 to #63 - retrochris (06/17/2014) [-]
and I have the best idea. start selling things in auction house for good enough prices so people buy the things.
you can tell how much **** I gave up, so I'm not really interested in just giving them away
User avatar #65 to #64 - starmandx (06/17/2014) [-]
dude, I'm giving you the best items I've got that you don't even have, so if you don't want them, be that way
User avatar #67 to #65 - retrochris (06/17/2014) [-]
for a good start, sell your gemrecipes for 1,2k points each in auction house, I guarantee to you that people will buy.
User avatar #66 to #65 - retrochris (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not "being some way" here, I just don't need any of it and I'm still aiming for a certain pointcount. so this trade would 1. kick me back a lot 2. Give me items I was never looking to get :/
I only have 131 uniques because I keep them low...
User avatar #68 to #66 - starmandx (06/17/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #58 - infinitereaper (06/14/2014) [-]
I made that blade myself, please turn it into a beautiful sword one day.
User avatar #59 to #58 - starmandx (06/14/2014) [-]
you better ******* believe it
User avatar #53 - fables (06/14/2014) [-]
sorry but that's part of my collection
User avatar #54 to #53 - starmandx (06/14/2014) [-]
wat CAN I hav?
User avatar #55 to #54 - fables (06/14/2014) [-]
I'll sell some of my mystic stones for potatoes and toads
you need 10 of those to make the revive stone
100 potatoes per stone
I just want to keep 1
User avatar #56 to #55 - starmandx (06/14/2014) [-]
I don't know what your saying, but ok
User avatar #57 to #56 - fables (06/14/2014) [-]
huh?

you sent a trade for my revive stone
I need that in my collection
you can buy some of the mystic stones, though.
10 mystic stones combined make a revive stone
100 toads or potatoes per mystic stone
if you want to buy them send a trade
I just want to keep 1 mystic stone for my collection
User avatar #42 - starmandx (06/13/2014) [-]
**starmandx rolls 850**
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**starmandx rolls 977**
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