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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/09/2010
Location:Canada
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Content Thumbs: 22626 total,  24501 ,  1875
Comment Thumbs: 1081 total,  1593 ,  512
Content Level Progress: 62.6% (626/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:50
Content Views:1069543
Times Content Favorited:1263 times
Total Comments Made:574
FJ Points:9657
If you harass me about posting in NSFW, I will insta-block you. No lies. I'm tired of that shit.

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#8 - Credit to xkcd? 12/30/2012 on Infinite 0
#13 - You shouldn't take a shower afterwards! You should head straig…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2012 on aliens +8
User avatar #14 - bloodofthedragon (12/30/2012) [-]
This makes no sense to me. If you have made contact the visitors will be back. We would have time to study them and they would study us as well.
User avatar #19 - starlightloves (12/30/2012) [-]
But if they don't?! What if we have nothing they need and they just move on and you took a goddamn shower because you felt icky? D:
User avatar #38 - daentraya (12/30/2012) [-]
This depends on how they travel. If they can overcome the vast giantness of space with easy, then perhaps finding other life would be easy. But as it is, they might be looking at our sun right now, as a star from their planet, asking the question 'is there life out there' in some way. If not, we'd be a rarity. Finally finding new life and then destroying it should be reserved for Krikkits
User avatar #21 - bloodofthedragon (12/30/2012) [-]
Traveling to a little dot to find another intelligent life out in the vast universe and you think they are just going to forget about us? Besides what would these foreign bacteria do to help us?
User avatar #27 - bokkos (12/30/2012) [-]
Help us not have them murder us?
#8 - If you learn about permutations you will do a lot of… 12/30/2012 on Whenever I try... 0
#48 - Is Canadian 12/30/2012 on Something just died inside him +1
#510 - By the looks of it, there's a good chance either Prichard or M… 12/29/2012 on The Temptress +12
#8 - Japeneese. 12/23/2012 on Age of Empires logic... -1
#17 - Signed it! That is such stupid **** . It's not the… 12/23/2012 on Here, you missed a spot +1
#478 - Me too 12/23/2012 on Agree x10000000000000 -1
#1 - I'm killing myself laughing! Why the **** do you … 12/18/2012 on Hilarious Kid Wakes Up From... 0
#37 - Hence*  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on wtf nature? +3
#39 - seaweedmonster (12/18/2012) [-]
Oops didn't spot that. Thank you.
#66 - Do you have to be American to sign?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Great News 0
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/18/2012) [-]
No, when you make your account just make up a zip code.
#145 - Dr House did. 12/18/2012 on The 90s -1
#993 - I would. 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +4
#43397 - Already broke from buying us sex supplies and that pizza hut p… 12/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#43395 - Boyfriend is being pissy as **** . What do?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #43481 - imnotkickthecat (12/16/2012) [-]
give him the v
#43437 - alechawaii (12/16/2012) [-]
Well, why is he pissy in the 1st place?
User avatar #43403 - mllerayael (12/16/2012) [-]
give him a blow job that usually shuts guys up for a while lol
on a more serious note try doing something you know he likes like watching his fave film or calling round his mates for a drink or something
#43396 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/16/2012) [-]
Buy him that game he's been wanting, get him some pizza and plenty of soda, apologize for being a bitch, then leave him the fuck alone so he can recover to a normal level of sanity after having had to deal with your shit.
User avatar #43402 - jokeface (12/16/2012) [-]
Jesus fuck, dude. What made you so angry at the world?
User avatar #43397 - starlightloves (12/16/2012) [-]
Already broke from buying us sex supplies and that pizza hut pizza with hot dog in the crust. :(
#18 - We have Science World... and... lakes. And Island Farms ice cream? :S 12/11/2012 on Canadian Bagged Milk 0
#6 - >is on FJ >doesn't think that makes everything he sa… 12/10/2012 on accuracy... its accurate -1
#33 - Also, apparently there is little to no scientific evidence tha… 12/09/2012 on Uh no no +3
#123 - Also, some people purposely have inbred cats so that they get … 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat +2
#121 - And it has very common characteristics of an inbred cat. I bel…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat +2
User avatar #123 - starlightloves (12/09/2012) [-]
Also, some people purposely have inbred cats so that they get the shortened body and disproportionately long eyes and stuff. You can Google it! I guess they're trying to make them kawaii or some shit.
#71 - Mfw I don't have enough thumbs to fix this huge comment discre…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on babies +3
User avatar #75 - beerterror (12/09/2012) [-]
irrelevant opinion - she is sweet.
#34 - Broccoli Brussel Sprouts Beets Bok Choy Bamboo… 12/08/2012 on FJ ads these days 0
#32 - Beans are legumes; not vegetables.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on FJ ads these days 0
User avatar #33 - actinglead (12/08/2012) [-]
but concerning how most people view them i said they were veggies to make it easy on me....
But here is another to make up for that
Bok Choy
#67 - The Matrix.... 12/07/2012 on How Babby is Formed +4
#34 - What I was reminded of. Anyone remember them?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Tin Foil +35
User avatar #55 - coconuthat (12/05/2012) [-]
ITs From the Little Mermaid! Those are mermaids that Ursula made a deal with and after the set amount of time she turns them in to,,,what ever those are.
User avatar #53 - drmrniceguy (12/05/2012) [-]
OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT FROM IT'S GOING TO BUG ME
User avatar #40 - XchemicalkidX (12/05/2012) [-]
Poor unfortunate souls.
User avatar #46 - chaoscustoms (12/05/2012) [-]
so sad it's true
User avatar #52 - paydend (12/05/2012) [-]
this one wanting to be thinner
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User avatar #45 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #40 - TheOriginalNerd (05/29/2013) [-]
you are definitely canadian
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheOriginalNerd (05/30/2013) [-]
dont you mean sorry?
User avatar #43 to #42 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint you
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheOriginalNerd (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
User avatar #39 - goodadventures ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
you should post in the **** section
User avatar #35 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #38 to #37 - starlightloves (04/01/2013) [-]
Really not great. Inbox me if you want to talk.
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
You post some good stuff in ****
User avatar #17 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #19 to #18 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
How are you? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm well! Yourself?
User avatar #21 to #20 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm fine as well. You seem really cherry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I spent the past ~20 hours snuggling, eating and sleeping. I'm extremely chill. :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I wish I had someone to snuggle with, I spent the entire day moping.
User avatar #24 to #23 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
About?
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Life and stuff.
User avatar #26 to #25 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
The vagueness of that statement makes me slightly disinterested. Elaborate?
User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Parents have been yelling at me, saying I'll never get anywhere in life, my best girl friend stopped talking to me, don't know why.
User avatar #29 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
They might just be having difficulty dealing with the fact that they won't be around to take care of you forever like they want to.
User avatar #28 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe your parents are just worried about you?
User avatar #30 to #28 - shadowfj (02/05/2013) [-]
As if. They expect me to become something big.
User avatar #31 to #30 - starlightloves (02/06/2013) [-]
Because they want you to have as much money as you will ever need and they want the world to appreciate you as much as they do!
User avatar #32 to #31 - shadowfj (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, thank you for that. :)
User avatar #14 - masterboll ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #16 to #15 - masterboll ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have a skinnier picture of yourself?
#13 - melloickii (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
are you trading those items?
User avatar #10 to #9 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
Which?
User avatar #11 to #10 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
i was looking at your tokens
User avatar #12 to #11 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
I haven't looked at them but if I only have one of something it's not for trade. Send me an offer if I have multiples though
User avatar #4 - pandacub (10/02/2012) [-]
hey are those worthless contest items up for trade? :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - starlightloves (10/04/2012) [-]
mhm
User avatar #6 to #5 - pandacub (10/04/2012) [-]
let me know what you want for it? :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - starlightloves (10/05/2012) [-]
I am dying for stuff like sewing mechas, anvils, looms, other tools. Idk if that is too much to ask.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
No prob, I'll send you the trade :)
Also Sending you an add, so if you grab any items I dont have let me know and I'll buy them from you :)
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#2 - melloickii (05/31/2011) [-]
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#1 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
-73...  What the 						****					 have u been doing?!  
posting gay porn on SFW?!  
  
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-73... What the **** have u been doing?!
posting gay porn on SFW?!

P.S.
Comment virginity bro-ken
 
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