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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/09/2010
Location:Canada
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Comment Thumbs: 1081 total,  1593 ,  512
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Subscribers:50
Content Views:1069527
Times Content Favorited:1263 times
Total Comments Made:574
FJ Points:9657
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#6 - My dentist is very effeminate but also creepy as **** … 01/28/2013 on Wait... Is that... +4
#2 - and wiggle your tongue around suggestively. 01/28/2013 on Wait... Is that... +9
#231 - She's from that Nickelodeon show Victorious (which normally wo… 01/25/2013 on Ariana Grande on Giovanna... +1
#102 - Is there a joke about what shes supposed to be cosplaying as? …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Pornstar cosplay +1
#104 - pspfanboy (01/25/2013) [-]
April from tmnt.
#105 - somenerd (01/25/2013) [-]
#46 - Actually no. Males have SOME mammary tissue (that's why they c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Found this note at work... 0
User avatar #47 - defeats (01/25/2013) [-]
I watch Embarrassing Bodies, man boobs are disgusting, most male to female transgender people get implants for the shape, size, to better feel like a woman, the NHS (UK) even funds a lot of these circumstances.
Many women don't even grow "good" boobs, it would be hard to believe that hormone treatment could give every man feminine breasts.
I know it can happen, some boys breasts also grow slightly in puberty etc. I said normally, I didn't say every case.
#3 - You can literally grow male breasts, erectile dysfunction, inf…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Found this note at work... +42
#42 - EdwardNigma (01/24/2013) [-]
All I heard was "male breasts".

Where the fuck do I find Estrogen?
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Please note the word can, it takes much more than a bottle to grow breasts. With enough dedication though you can indeed grow boobs and lots of weird stuff will happen. By weird i mean womanly of course, kind of like PMS in a way.
User avatar #27 - dingojohn (01/24/2013) [-]
I don't think I will experiment then...

The breasts sounds awesome, but erectile dysfunction is just too big a trade-off !
#17 - newmainman (01/24/2013) [-]
Thats not normal?
User avatar #9 - tony (01/24/2013) [-]
that sounds horrifying.
#13 - autoxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, it would almost be as bad as actually being a woman...
User avatar #7 - ilovetocuddle (01/24/2013) [-]
This won't happen from just one bottle of water with it right?
User avatar #18 - harrypottergirl (01/24/2013) [-]
no but it will make you constipated like no fucking tomorrow
#6 - jiltist (01/24/2013) [-]
Might be worth the tits?
User avatar #8 - truemox (01/24/2013) [-]
They aint the pretty kind of tits.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually. Male to female transgendered people ingest Female hormones to get the pretty kinds of tits.
User avatar #20 - defeats (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually no, they normally get implants, hormone treatments can only go so far.
User avatar #46 - starlightloves (01/25/2013) [-]
Actually no. Males have SOME mammary tissue (that's why they can get breast cancer) because all fetuses begin as females. Taking estrogen kind of "activates" the mammary tissue and stimulates it to develop more fully instead of just 'man-boobs' caused by fat deposits.
User avatar #47 - defeats (01/25/2013) [-]
I watch Embarrassing Bodies, man boobs are disgusting, most male to female transgender people get implants for the shape, size, to better feel like a woman, the NHS (UK) even funds a lot of these circumstances.
Many women don't even grow "good" boobs, it would be hard to believe that hormone treatment could give every man feminine breasts.
I know it can happen, some boys breasts also grow slightly in puberty etc. I said normally, I didn't say every case.
#10 - jiltist (01/24/2013) [-]
I guess I have a biased experience.

I know a m2f whose been on zee pells for about a year and a half now, and his dick still works. Not only that, but he's got a well and average pair of 34Cs.
User avatar #14 - truemox (01/24/2013) [-]
Maybe implants. I'm recalling a picture of male lactation from a wikipedia page about a dopamine supressing drug.
#16 - jiltist (01/24/2013) [-]
Definitely not fake.
#45 - I agree. Gore isn't funny. 01/22/2013 on dont shove your religion... +3
#75 - I lost my **** at wigglypus 01/22/2013 on The Name Game 0
#73 - Couldn't read your comment... ****** up hellbeast… 01/21/2013 on It doesn't get anymore... +2
#90 - I want one of these made for Canada! :)  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2013 on Fucking Australia +2
User avatar #137 - spanishninja (01/20/2013) [-]
>go to canada
>watch the snow
>watch the snow
>watch the snow
>watch the snow
>drink bagged milk
>go home
User avatar #97 - ixcarnifexxi (01/20/2013) [-]
>Go to Canada
>Smoke best weed ever (if you're into that)
>Drink good beer
>Make friends with everyone cause they're too nice
>Border patrol is nice on way back to wherever I came from
>Canada is awesome
#93 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (01/20/2013) [-]
>Go to Canada
>Everyone's nice
>Have a great time
>Come back home
User avatar #150 - kkkkk (01/20/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #101 - hahahahahahah (01/20/2013) [-]
People from Canada are absolute shitbags outside of their own country. They have single-handedly destroyed Western New York from their idiotic shopping sprees and littering here.
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/20/2013) [-]
>Go to Canada
>Snow
>Go home
#22 - 50 degrees in Canada 01/17/2013 on True Story... Kinda 0
#23 - I don't understand what you're saying about smiley faces... 01/17/2013 on why did we re-elect him? 0
#6 - I think this is just intended to be a joke...? :S Not sure though.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on why did we re-elect him? +11
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/16/2013) [-]
May want to be careful using those smiley faces across the fj board
I got banned for saying "lol xd"
I'm just saying that's not why I'm anon now though
I just don't care for an account anymore
User avatar #23 - starlightloves (01/17/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you're saying about smiley faces...
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/16/2013) [-]
That's like saying you don't care about nsfw.
#326 - **starlightloves rolls 660** Sometimes you just have to shak…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? 0
#329 - Hystorik (01/11/2013) [-]
**Hystorik rolls 40** found the dubulator :D
#340 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,778** I just invented a one of a kind QUAD-ulator!
#311 - **starlightloves rolls 25** Sure you didn't have a wrongulator?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Can I borrow your calculator? 0
#314 - Hystorik (01/11/2013) [-]
**Hystorik rolls 685** Oops, grabbed the wrong one, maybe the batteries in the ol tripulator still work though
User avatar #326 - starlightloves (01/11/2013) [-]
**starlightloves rolls 660** Sometimes you just have to shake them a little?
#329 - Hystorik (01/11/2013) [-]
**Hystorik rolls 40** found the dubulator :D
#340 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,778** I just invented a one of a kind QUAD-ulator!
#12 - The post had KM/h... Science World is Canadian. (Not sure if y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on So Much Science! 0
User avatar #17 - clitersaurus (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know dw wasn't correcting anything.
#109 - Comment deleted 01/07/2013 on Fish Can't Be Any Fresher... 0
#44 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Fish Can't Be Any Fresher... 0
#57 - knowitallfourtytwo Comment deleted by starlightloves
#109 - starlightloves Comment deleted by starlightloves
#21 - Green thumbed because I think it's a receipt from BC! xD 01/03/2013 on How generous are you? 0
#24 - Comment deleted 01/02/2013 on roll 1 0
#2 - I feel like all the Canadians on FJ (myself included) feel obl… 01/02/2013 on what +1
#6 - Twinkies didn't ACTUALLY go extinct? 8D YAY! 12/30/2012 on Endangered species 0
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Birthday game 0
#46 - TimBisley Comment deleted by starlightloves
#19 - But if they don't?! What if we have nothing they need and they…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2012 on aliens -1
User avatar #38 - daentraya (12/30/2012) [-]
This depends on how they travel. If they can overcome the vast giantness of space with easy, then perhaps finding other life would be easy. But as it is, they might be looking at our sun right now, as a star from their planet, asking the question 'is there life out there' in some way. If not, we'd be a rarity. Finally finding new life and then destroying it should be reserved for Krikkits
User avatar #21 - bloodofthedragon (12/30/2012) [-]
Traveling to a little dot to find another intelligent life out in the vast universe and you think they are just going to forget about us? Besides what would these foreign bacteria do to help us?
User avatar #27 - bokkos (12/30/2012) [-]
Help us not have them murder us?
#4 - Very true. I guess I'll spend tonight preparing my anus. 12/30/2012 on Parenthetical... 0
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User avatar #45 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #40 - TheOriginalNerd (05/29/2013) [-]
you are definitely canadian
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheOriginalNerd (05/30/2013) [-]
dont you mean sorry?
User avatar #43 to #42 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint you
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheOriginalNerd (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
User avatar #39 - goodadventures (04/01/2013) [-]
you should post in the **** section
User avatar #35 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #38 to #37 - starlightloves (04/01/2013) [-]
Really not great. Inbox me if you want to talk.
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
You post some good stuff in ****
User avatar #17 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #19 to #18 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
How are you? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm well! Yourself?
User avatar #21 to #20 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm fine as well. You seem really cherry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I spent the past ~20 hours snuggling, eating and sleeping. I'm extremely chill. :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I wish I had someone to snuggle with, I spent the entire day moping.
User avatar #24 to #23 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
About?
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Life and stuff.
User avatar #26 to #25 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
The vagueness of that statement makes me slightly disinterested. Elaborate?
User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Parents have been yelling at me, saying I'll never get anywhere in life, my best girl friend stopped talking to me, don't know why.
User avatar #29 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
They might just be having difficulty dealing with the fact that they won't be around to take care of you forever like they want to.
User avatar #28 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe your parents are just worried about you?
User avatar #30 to #28 - shadowfj (02/05/2013) [-]
As if. They expect me to become something big.
User avatar #31 to #30 - starlightloves (02/06/2013) [-]
Because they want you to have as much money as you will ever need and they want the world to appreciate you as much as they do!
User avatar #32 to #31 - shadowfj (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, thank you for that. :)
User avatar #14 - masterboll (01/24/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #16 to #15 - masterboll (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have a skinnier picture of yourself?
#13 - melloickii (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
are you trading those items?
User avatar #10 to #9 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
Which?
User avatar #11 to #10 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
i was looking at your tokens
User avatar #12 to #11 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
I haven't looked at them but if I only have one of something it's not for trade. Send me an offer if I have multiples though
User avatar #4 - pandacub (10/02/2012) [-]
hey are those worthless contest items up for trade? :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - starlightloves (10/04/2012) [-]
mhm
User avatar #6 to #5 - pandacub (10/04/2012) [-]
let me know what you want for it? :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - starlightloves (10/05/2012) [-]
I am dying for stuff like sewing mechas, anvils, looms, other tools. Idk if that is too much to ask.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
No prob, I'll send you the trade :)
Also Sending you an add, so if you grab any items I dont have let me know and I'll buy them from you :)
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#2 - melloickii (05/31/2011) [-]
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#1 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
-73...  What the 						****					 have u been doing?!  
posting gay porn on SFW?!  
  
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-73... What the **** have u been doing?!
posting gay porn on SFW?!

P.S.
Comment virginity bro-ken
 
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