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starlightloves  

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/09/2010
Location:Canada
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If you harass me about posting in NSFW, I will insta-block you. No lies. I'm tired of that shit.

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#94 - What is this show called?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Favorite part 0
User avatar #95 - fuertechicoseth (05/17/2013) [-]
Team America World Police.

Its a movie the makers of South Park did a little while ago. Pretty funny, worth a watch.
User avatar #96 - starlightloves (05/17/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #97 - fuertechicoseth (05/17/2013) [-]
No Problem!
#9 - Sorry to do this but... *too 05/15/2013 on Canadian -1
#7 - Fellow Canadian here: I'm super sorry this guy is such a douche.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Canadian 0
User avatar #8 - xEatMyBaconator (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to eh
User avatar #9 - starlightloves (05/15/2013) [-]
Sorry to do this but... *too
#127 - You seem like a fantastic person and your content makes my day… 05/10/2013 on sirbrentcoe's profile 0
#41 - I'm getting attached to the idea of Spicy Canada.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Saw a while back, thought... +1
User avatar #43 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm Getting Attached to the Idea of Spicy Canada Canada
#52 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá?
User avatar #58 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá Canada
#59 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Spicy Canadá Canada
User avatar #61 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I hesitate to take this further but

Spicy Canadá Canada Canada
#62 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
El Spicy Canadá Canada Canada.

has science gone too far...
User avatar #64 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Has Science Gone To Far Canada

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP
#68 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
So to answer your question....

Yes, Science has gone to Far Canadá.
User avatar #70 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Damn, I can't believe I made such a rookie mistake.
#71 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#73 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one,
#77 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#67 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
How I interpreted "Science gone to Far Canada"
#39 - Spicy Canada  [+] (15 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Saw a while back, thought... +2
User avatar #40 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
In between South Canada and South South Canada Canada
User avatar #41 - starlightloves (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm getting attached to the idea of Spicy Canada.
User avatar #43 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm Getting Attached to the Idea of Spicy Canada Canada
#52 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá?
User avatar #58 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá Canada
#59 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Spicy Canadá Canada
User avatar #61 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I hesitate to take this further but

Spicy Canadá Canada Canada
#62 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
El Spicy Canadá Canada Canada.

has science gone too far...
User avatar #64 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Has Science Gone To Far Canada

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP
#68 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
So to answer your question....

Yes, Science has gone to Far Canadá.
User avatar #70 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Damn, I can't believe I made such a rookie mistake.
#71 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#73 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one,
#77 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#67 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
How I interpreted "Science gone to Far Canada"
#3 - I think condoms must be different in Canada because they actua…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Ultra thin +9
User avatar #4 - onkii (05/07/2013) [-]
why do they warn against trojans?
User avatar #5 - nufulin (05/07/2013) [-]
they accidentally the sperm, like, all of it.
#16 - Superhell (05/07/2013) [-]
Can someone please explain this further, I use Trojan...
#7 - Depends on if you're getting a BA in Psychology or a BSc in Ps… 05/07/2013 on MFW in biology class 0
#36 - But... Mexico...  [+] (17 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Saw a while back, thought... 0
User avatar #38 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Mexican Canada
User avatar #39 - starlightloves (05/07/2013) [-]
Spicy Canada
User avatar #40 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
In between South Canada and South South Canada Canada
User avatar #41 - starlightloves (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm getting attached to the idea of Spicy Canada.
User avatar #43 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm Getting Attached to the Idea of Spicy Canada Canada
#52 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá?
User avatar #58 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadá Canada
#59 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
Spicy Canadá Canada
User avatar #61 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
I hesitate to take this further but

Spicy Canadá Canada Canada
#62 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
El Spicy Canadá Canada Canada.

has science gone too far...
User avatar #64 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Has Science Gone To Far Canada

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP
#68 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
So to answer your question....

Yes, Science has gone to Far Canadá.
User avatar #70 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Damn, I can't believe I made such a rookie mistake.
#71 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#73 - schmitty (05/07/2013) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one,
#77 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
#67 - erbwie (05/07/2013) [-]
How I interpreted "Science gone to Far Canada"
#29 - My boyfriend encounters similar horrifying situations (he work… 05/06/2013 on McDisasters 16: Oops I... +7
#125 - A bun/bread? 05/01/2013 on Another census... 0
#57 - Thank you!!! :)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Reddit-Creepiest things... 0
User avatar #59 - idrinkslurpees (04/30/2013) [-]
np
#48 - Can anyone link me to the thread? I don't know how to reddit... :(  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Reddit-Creepiest things... +4
User avatar #57 - starlightloves (04/30/2013) [-]
Thank you!!! :)
User avatar #59 - idrinkslurpees (04/30/2013) [-]
np
#82 - Just go to a fucking Christian School if you're so sensitive a… 04/24/2013 on Advanced Stupid 0
#57 - Looks like Selena Gomez, maybe?? Not sure though... 04/24/2013 on Childhood Ruined +1
#114 - I actually understand what he is talking about. I FEEL LESS WEIRD! 04/24/2013 on The Ivy 0
#155 - Our mascot is supposed to be a space ship and it was made from… 04/23/2013 on Oh god yes 0
#154 - I'm a female.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Oh god yes 0
User avatar #156 - pabloch (04/23/2013) [-]
Does it matter whether you're a girl or not? my point is clear either way.
#5 - Canadian here, This sounds like the shit the TEACHERS do i…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Oh god yes +517
#152 - tommythek (04/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #134 - berkut (04/21/2013) [-]
They apologized after that?
#104 - hopalongreborn (04/21/2013) [-]
God fucking dammit why are Canadians such an awesome species?
#46 - nsfwbrowserv (04/21/2013) [-]
So how does that relate to being Canadian?
User avatar #112 - pabloch (04/21/2013) [-]
I think it's because if he just said the thing about his awesome teachers, people would ask him where he was from, so he just said it up front.
User avatar #154 - starlightloves (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm a female.
User avatar #156 - pabloch (04/23/2013) [-]
Does it matter whether you're a girl or not? my point is clear either way.
#43 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm cringing just thinking about it
User avatar #36 - oceanfrank (04/21/2013) [-]
Your school must be the funnest shit ever.
User avatar #155 - starlightloves (04/23/2013) [-]
Our mascot is supposed to be a space ship and it was made from a penis costume.
#33 - garagesale (04/21/2013) [-]
i would imagine an egg and a ton of sperm wrestling eachother to get to the egg
User avatar #32 - beeradthelaw (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm from Canada too and one year the music teachers at my high school dressed as the members of Kiss and actually went on stage and played some songs.
User avatar #149 - AliCattLovee (04/21/2013) [-]
That happened at mine too..
User avatar #17 - ninjabeaver (04/21/2013) [-]
Did they apologize to each other afterwards?
#13 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
write a fucking greentext story about this and get frontpage because seriously that's hilarious
User avatar #126 - flutteryay (04/21/2013) [-]
> Bio teachers dress up for halloween
> One dresses as a sperm, another as an egg
> They proceed to wrestle in the gym.

Forgot my green.
#145 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
pony faggot
#157 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
le lenny faec u dun goofd ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#124 - flutteryay has deleted their comment.
#11 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
Oh my god, most amazing teachers ever!
#85 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will never seriously admit that they can read minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#1821 - Beautiful Temptress (Definitely okay with this.) 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#89 - Mine has both. 04/14/2013 on tumblr +1
#2 - What is that even from?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2013 on You Can't Mess With Perfection +2
#46 - N. Korean citizen (04/13/2013) [-]
21 Jump Street
#7 - Deanoss (04/13/2013) [-]
second picture is from doctor who
User avatar #3 - skilletpanhead (04/13/2013) [-]
The first picture?

A Gold Bold commercial.
youtu.be/asEdKL_ZVvs
#47 - N. Korean citizen (04/13/2013) [-]
I think she meant the second picture.
#6 - fuzzysixx (04/13/2013) [-]
Available now at your local stationary shop.
#60 - N. Korean citizen (04/13/2013) [-]
stationery
User avatar #68 - skilletpanhead (04/13/2013) [-]
AAAW SHEIT
User avatar #69 - skilletpanhead (04/13/2013) [-]
AAW SHEIT
User avatar #70 - skilletpanhead (04/13/2013) [-]
AAW SHEIT
User avatar #11 - skilletpanhead (04/13/2013) [-]
Shut up, I was tired.
#7 - "6 x 3 = 12" 04/07/2013 on See description +2
#4 - Fuck yeah, Nathan Lane! 04/07/2013 on Hakuna Matata! 0
#24 - Addition and substraction are the same thing. (Subtraction is … 04/07/2013 on Trusting Asians 0
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User avatar #39 - goodadventures (04/01/2013) [-]
you should post in the nsfw section
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User avatar #35 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
Hey.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
How's it going?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - starlightloves (04/01/2013) [-]
Really not great. Inbox me if you want to talk.
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User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
You post some good stuff in nsfw
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User avatar #17 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Hi.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
How are you? :)
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User avatar #20 to #19 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm well! Yourself?
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User avatar #21 to #20 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm fine as well. You seem really cherry.
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User avatar #22 to #21 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I spent the past ~20 hours snuggling, eating and sleeping. I'm extremely chill. :3
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User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I wish I had someone to snuggle with, I spent the entire day moping.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
About?
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User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Life and stuff.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
The vagueness of that statement makes me slightly disinterested. Elaborate?
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User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Parents have been yelling at me, saying I'll never get anywhere in life, my best girl friend stopped talking to me, don't know why.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
They might just be having difficulty dealing with the fact that they won't be around to take care of you forever like they want to.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe your parents are just worried about you?
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User avatar #30 to #28 - shadowfj (02/05/2013) [-]
As if. They expect me to become something big.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - starlightloves (02/06/2013) [-]
Because they want you to have as much money as you will ever need and they want the world to appreciate you as much as they do!
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User avatar #32 to #31 - shadowfj (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, thank you for that. :)
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User avatar #14 - masterboll (01/24/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - masterboll (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have a skinnier picture of yourself?
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#13 - melloickii (12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #9 - hippymofuka (10/25/2012) [-]
are you trading those items?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
Which?
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User avatar #11 to #10 - hippymofuka (10/25/2012) [-]
i was looking at your tokens
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User avatar #12 to #11 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
I haven't looked at them but if I only have one of something it's not for trade. Send me an offer if I have multiples though
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User avatar #4 - pandacub (10/02/2012) [-]
hey are those worthless contest items up for trade? :)
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User avatar #5 to #4 - starlightloves (10/04/2012) [-]
mhm
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User avatar #6 to #5 - pandacub (10/04/2012) [-]
let me know what you want for it? :)
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User avatar #7 to #6 - starlightloves (10/05/2012) [-]
I am dying for stuff like sewing mechas, anvils, looms, other tools. Idk if that is too much to ask.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
No prob, I'll send you the trade :)
Also Sending you an add, so if you grab any items I dont have let me know and I'll buy them from you :)
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#3 - pineapplenipples **User deleted account** (07/23/2012) [-]
Do you just use NSFW or do you plan to upload pics of yourself?
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#2 - melloickii (05/31/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#1 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
-73... What the fuck have u been doing?! posting gay porn on SFW?! P.S. Comment virginity bro-ken
-73... What the fuck have u been doing?!
posting gay porn on SFW?!

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