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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/09/2010
Location:Canada
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Content Thumbs: 22626 total,  24501 ,  1875
Comment Thumbs: 1081 total,  1593 ,  512
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Subscribers:51
Content Views:1069195
Times Content Favorited:1267 times
Total Comments Made:574
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#13 - Picture 07/09/2013 on 2+2 0
#5 - The new Barbie makes me feel more inadequate as a female than …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2013 on Real Barbie… Dat ass -8
User avatar #27 - babbylicious (07/09/2013) [-]
Proportions. That is what it is all about.

Also, this is not facebook. I would change your profile picture if I were you.
You know...that 'tits and gtfo' people always say.
#13 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
I would like to see some cellulite on 'dat ass' and then we'll feel a bit more normal!
#12 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
It shouldn't. If that's you in your pic, you're stunningly beautiful as you are.

Sincerely, 22 year old anon with nothing better to do than honestly compliment people
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (07/09/2013) [-]
at least with the old one you knew it wasn't possible to look like her.
User avatar #14 - zerosonaku (07/09/2013) [-]
But the new one is an Achievable goal.
#50 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
why have a goal that is easy to achieve
User avatar #84 - zerosonaku (07/09/2013) [-]
it's easy for some people, not all. If I was a girl I would more than likely be a whale. I only think this because my parents spoiled me enough as a boy. the only reason I'm IN shape is because of the manual labor work I'm paid for.
#694 - Southern BC, Canada no username pls 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#367 - Me too 07/02/2013 on what's your pokemon type 0
#133 - Why is Terry Fox ******* faded out in the background?!?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on MFW Canada's Day 0
User avatar #209 - bibblesworth (07/03/2013) [-]
He's there with the other historical figures of Canada.
#6 - Dairy? Satay? 06/19/2013 on (1) McFail -1
#29 - Emma Roberts 06/09/2013 on Emmas 0
#30 - *Condensation  [+] (9 new replies) 06/05/2013 on Can't wait to see this -30
#163 - tictacpattywhack (06/06/2013) [-]
I don't understand completely why you got so many red thumbs, but if I was wrong, I'd like you to know that I thank you for aiding me in my ignorance in scientific terms. Here have this gif .
#147 - aysitlo (06/06/2013) [-]
FJ scares me these days. 26 thumbs down for a comment that's actually correct? What gives?
#159 - drshkidz (06/06/2013) [-]
It's in vogue to shit on someone when they correct anything regardless of how incredibly pant's shittingly wrong the other person is.
Clearly these people (read: Everyone who isn't you) are only correcting others in order to feel superior, and not because they're tired of you intimating that you were thinking about fucking a bear in the mouth when you really just want to ask for a sandwich.
User avatar #34 - themightymrplow (06/05/2013) [-]
THE MAN SAID SATURATION, IT'S FUCKING SATURATION.
User avatar #38 - pureenergyy (06/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why your downthumbed. It is saturation
#42 - anonymous (06/05/2013) [-]
The cardboard is saturated from the condensation.
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#79 - likeabox (06/05/2013) [-]
He was simply explaining it. No reason to be mad.
#11 - Proteins can agglutinate or clump up in your vitreous. It's ba… 06/05/2013 on BIGGEST MYSTERY OF MY LIFE +1
#32 - The fact that this even has thumbs at all makes me wonder what… 06/05/2013 on A dark devious mind +1
#1 - Canadian epiphany here... Why do all the buses say "Sorry…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Canadian Bus -1
User avatar #6 - aahrg (06/02/2013) [-]
They don't always say sorry, only when out of service (in toronto at least) and when they crash and the driver decides to change it to that...
User avatar #3 - secretdestroyers (06/02/2013) [-]
It's what they say when they're not in service, correct? In New Zealand, our buses do the same thing they just say "Not in Service," and then "Sorry...."
#43 - Sorry to disappoint you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on starlightloves's profile 0
User avatar #44 - TheOriginalNerd (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
#190 - I HAVE TO WATCH IT! I lovev H. Jon Benjamin's work!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #206 - secretdestroyers (05/30/2013) [-]
Although, it was created to be the counterpoint to Beavis and Butthead
User avatar #205 - secretdestroyers (05/30/2013) [-]
Well, he helped with the production, I believe, but this was one of few shows in the Squigglevision genre that he didn't do any voice acting in, so you might be disappointed there.
#181 - What is this show called?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on My biggest fear 0
User avatar #185 - vladcobhc (05/30/2013) [-]
Daria, it was a show on MTV
User avatar #182 - secretdestroyers (05/30/2013) [-]
Daria, it was a show that lasted from 1997-2001. That guy H. Jon Benjamin, who's well known for shows such as Home Movies, Dr. Katz, and (recently) Archer and the voice of Karl on Family Guy was on this show as well.
User avatar #190 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
I HAVE TO WATCH IT! I lovev H. Jon Benjamin's work!!!
User avatar #206 - secretdestroyers (05/30/2013) [-]
Although, it was created to be the counterpoint to Beavis and Butthead
User avatar #205 - secretdestroyers (05/30/2013) [-]
Well, he helped with the production, I believe, but this was one of few shows in the Squigglevision genre that he didn't do any voice acting in, so you might be disappointed there.
#41 - **** YEAH!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on starlightloves's profile 0
User avatar #42 - TheOriginalNerd (05/30/2013) [-]
dont you mean sorry?
User avatar #43 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint you
User avatar #44 - TheOriginalNerd (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
#6 - My sister had a cartridge that had like five episodes on it :S  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on UNDER HIS TONGE THE WHOLE TIME 0
#7 - Crimeater (05/26/2013) [-]
That's epic, bruh. I might have to look into this.
#12 - ddylann (05/26/2013) [-]
no look it up on wikipedia they were panned by critics
#13 - Crimeater (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks for that.
#4 - I remember I had a GBA cartridge that had about 5 spongebob ep…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/26/2013 on UNDER HIS TONGE THE WHOLE TIME +3
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User avatar #56 - Zaxplab (05/27/2013) [-]
FUCK!!! I have one of those around my house! it was a white colored cartridge or something like that. I'll have to look for it.
#5 - Crimeater (05/26/2013) [-]
Wait what? How did you watch it on your GBA? O.o
User avatar #6 - starlightloves (05/26/2013) [-]
My sister had a cartridge that had like five episodes on it :S
#7 - Crimeater (05/26/2013) [-]
That's epic, bruh. I might have to look into this.
#12 - ddylann (05/26/2013) [-]
no look it up on wikipedia they were panned by critics
#13 - Crimeater (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks for that.
#1 - What is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on He's got a strong argument +1
#4 - PSpepper (05/24/2013) [-]
The upcoming movie, Don Jon.
#3 - arrad (05/24/2013) [-]
JGL has written and directed this movie. It comes out soon it's called Don Jon.
User avatar #2 - spawnconnery (05/24/2013) [-]
Second.
#20 - I hate DJ 4DM1N for ******* up the whole SirBrent… 05/24/2013 on Petition to DJ 4DM1N bring... 0
#10 - That's how it is where I live too! It's anywhere between 50 an…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Rage 0
User avatar #36 - curtkobain (05/24/2013) [-]
but this sounds like shitty pizza. Either way it's a rip.
User avatar #11 - Ottovan (05/24/2013) [-]
......

I can get 3 Large 14" Specialty pizzas for about 30-40 dollars.

2 large pepperonis are 20 bucks tops.
User avatar #13 - Monsterofthedog (05/24/2013) [-]
i can get 3 large specialty pizzas for $21 pick up only tho
User avatar #44 - gravitystereo (05/24/2013) [-]
it depends where you live. around here, like the original guy, it really is around 42 bucks for two pizzas. I also happen to live in a large fucking city, though. Go to any small town with 5 pizza shops and prices will change.
User avatar #56 - folders (05/24/2013) [-]
plus if you know someone who works/worked at a pizza place then staff discount helps a lot. best use for my ex girlfriend i've found yet.
#3 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Framboise 0
#37 - I've noticed more and more mindless racism reaching the front … 05/23/2013 on Every cloud has it's silver... +2
#48 - Swearing in Canadian French is weird. Most terms are related t… 05/21/2013 on Languages - Likealaugh.org 0
#38 - That's what agglutination is, no? It happens when you get a tr… 05/21/2013 on snake vemon and blood 0
#4 - Does pancake = unlovable? 05/19/2013 on cottage cheese -.- 0
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User avatar #45 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #40 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
you are definitely canadian
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
dont you mean sorry?
User avatar #43 to #42 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint you
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
User avatar #39 - goodadventures (04/01/2013) [-]
you should post in the **** section
User avatar #35 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #38 to #37 - starlightloves (04/01/2013) [-]
Really not great. Inbox me if you want to talk.
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
You post some good stuff in ****
User avatar #17 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #19 to #18 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
How are you? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm well! Yourself?
User avatar #21 to #20 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm fine as well. You seem really cherry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I spent the past ~20 hours snuggling, eating and sleeping. I'm extremely chill. :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I wish I had someone to snuggle with, I spent the entire day moping.
User avatar #24 to #23 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
About?
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Life and stuff.
User avatar #26 to #25 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
The vagueness of that statement makes me slightly disinterested. Elaborate?
User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Parents have been yelling at me, saying I'll never get anywhere in life, my best girl friend stopped talking to me, don't know why.
User avatar #29 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
They might just be having difficulty dealing with the fact that they won't be around to take care of you forever like they want to.
User avatar #28 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe your parents are just worried about you?
User avatar #30 to #28 - shadowfj (02/05/2013) [-]
As if. They expect me to become something big.
User avatar #31 to #30 - starlightloves (02/06/2013) [-]
Because they want you to have as much money as you will ever need and they want the world to appreciate you as much as they do!
User avatar #32 to #31 - shadowfj (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, thank you for that. :)
User avatar #14 - masterboll ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #16 to #15 - masterboll ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have a skinnier picture of yourself?
#13 - melloickii (12/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
are you trading those items?
User avatar #10 to #9 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
Which?
User avatar #11 to #10 - hippymofuka ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
i was looking at your tokens
User avatar #12 to #11 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
I haven't looked at them but if I only have one of something it's not for trade. Send me an offer if I have multiples though
User avatar #4 - pandacub (10/02/2012) [-]
hey are those worthless contest items up for trade? :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - starlightloves (10/04/2012) [-]
mhm
User avatar #6 to #5 - pandacub (10/04/2012) [-]
let me know what you want for it? :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - starlightloves (10/05/2012) [-]
I am dying for stuff like sewing mechas, anvils, looms, other tools. Idk if that is too much to ask.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
No prob, I'll send you the trade :)
Also Sending you an add, so if you grab any items I dont have let me know and I'll buy them from you :)
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#2 - melloickii (05/31/2011) [-]
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#1 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
-73...  What the 						****					 have u been doing?!  
posting gay porn on SFW?!  
  
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-73... What the **** have u been doing?!
posting gay porn on SFW?!

P.S.
Comment virginity bro-ken
 
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