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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/09/2010
Location:Canada
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Content Thumbs: 22626 total,  24501 ,  1875
Comment Thumbs: 1081 total,  1593 ,  512
Content Level Progress: 62.6% (626/1000)
Level 222 Content: Mind Blower → Level 223 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:50
Content Views:1069371
Times Content Favorited:1263 times
Total Comments Made:574
FJ Points:9657
If you harass me about posting in NSFW, I will insta-block you. No lies. I'm tired of that shit.

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#557 - Canadian Food. I don't understand how people from other countr…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Finnish food. +5
User avatar #626 - themabymaby (08/04/2012) [-]
I fucking love my country. That is a big reason why.
#583 - beanpot (08/04/2012) [-]
what is that? looks tasty
User avatar #627 - themabymaby (08/04/2012) [-]
It's delicious food, that is what it is.
User avatar #622 - starlightloves (08/04/2012) [-]
Poutine. It's french fries, gravy and cheese curds. And sometimes Montreal smoked meat.
User avatar #632 - beanpot (08/04/2012) [-]
I must go to Canada now.
User avatar #618 - rollertoaster (08/04/2012) [-]
Poutine
#582 - CIS White Male (08/04/2012) [-]
POUTINE! Are you from Quebec as well?
User avatar #620 - starlightloves (08/04/2012) [-]
No I'm from BC! haha But you can get poutine literally everywhere here... Except McDonalds.
#53 - MFW I know nothing about guns.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2012 on pimp my gun +2
User avatar #73 - magicology (07/29/2012) [-]
Well i think you'll be okay because with the guns p and commenters are pumping out, you dont need to know much... lol
#104 - Inb4 me being a feminazi. I'm not feminist at all.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Morbid for guys. +1
User avatar #116 - thechosentroll (07/29/2012) [-]
1. How the hell would that statement make you a femnazi?
2. How would they even get the condoms? It's Africa - you don't just go to a local shop and buy something.
User avatar #123 - wisdombranch (07/29/2012) [-]
2** your sentiment is well placed if you were talking about the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
User avatar #120 - wisdombranch (07/29/2012) [-]
2* South Africa is a europe-influenced country with large cities and .... ok, to be clear, you are out of your depth at the moment. Read the South Africa entry on wikipedia for about 15 minutes then come back far, far less ignorant on the subject.

Most Fortunate Regards,
wisdombranch.
User avatar #127 - thechosentroll (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. In the parts of Africa where taking a womans' virginity is thought to cure AIDS finding a shop that sells these would be hard. I know Africa is more advanced than people think. I'm just saying that it sucks in some parts.
#103 - Women who live in South Africa! A lot of men there apparently …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2012 on Morbid for guys. +1
User avatar #591 - melloickii (07/30/2012) [-]
Dude in a travel guide for South Africa it literally says women have a higher chance of being raped then learning how to read.
User avatar #126 - wisdombranch (07/29/2012) [-]
don't forget the Democratic Republic of the Congo.... that is a fucked up sovereignty.
User avatar #104 - starlightloves (07/29/2012) [-]
Inb4 me being a feminazi. I'm not feminist at all.
User avatar #116 - thechosentroll (07/29/2012) [-]
1. How the hell would that statement make you a femnazi?
2. How would they even get the condoms? It's Africa - you don't just go to a local shop and buy something.
User avatar #123 - wisdombranch (07/29/2012) [-]
2** your sentiment is well placed if you were talking about the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
User avatar #120 - wisdombranch (07/29/2012) [-]
2* South Africa is a europe-influenced country with large cities and .... ok, to be clear, you are out of your depth at the moment. Read the South Africa entry on wikipedia for about 15 minutes then come back far, far less ignorant on the subject.

Most Fortunate Regards,
wisdombranch.
User avatar #127 - thechosentroll (07/29/2012) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. In the parts of Africa where taking a womans' virginity is thought to cure AIDS finding a shop that sells these would be hard. I know Africa is more advanced than people think. I'm just saying that it sucks in some parts.
#1971 - Comment deleted 07/28/2012 on Do it. I fucking dare you. 0
#2 - Thanks! Comment thumbs for you being so nice! :)  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on holy shit what the fuck +1
#4 - broxalax (07/26/2012) [-]
Thumbs for your comment also for being very nice. Rare to find nice people on funny junk
#314 - Comment deleted 07/21/2012 on FJdev SUPER DUPER LOVE TIME!!! 0
#23 - I just read this page of The Great Gatsby not even an hour ago!!! 07/16/2012 on Fashionable Tribesmen +3
#558 - Neo-uchuujin (new alien?) 07/10/2012 on discover your destiny. 0
#3 - Maybe I should've uploaded it to Morbid Channel because it's c… 07/09/2012 on Is that a facial expression?! +4
#46 - bam.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on did someone say Draco... +18
#53 - thepenname (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, and Lord of the Rings is arguably one of the most influential fantasy series ever, hence why a lot of fantasy novels following are often described as "Tolkien-esque." HE WAS A MUDDA FUCKIN' INNOVATOR!
#317 - Awww yeah.. 07/08/2012 on Physics or some shit +1
#136 - Why is there no Dave The Barbarian channel? 07/05/2012 on well done dave, well done +2
#4 - Comment deleted 07/04/2012 on jobs jesus could do 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/04/2012 on jobs jesus could do 0
#6201 - I think behind my ear or on my foot. Something that won't keep… 07/04/2012 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#6133 - Thinking of getting a tattoo of my name in Elvish. Good/Bad idea?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#6134 - catnutsack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6201 - starlightloves (07/04/2012) [-]
I think behind my ear or on my foot. Something that won't keep me from getting a job.
#2993 - Hahaha it's possible. 07/03/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#2976 - No one cares/notices stretch marks because everyone has them. … 07/03/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#2975 - 320. 07/03/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#2972 - Honestly, bring a small bag of jelly beans or something (jelly… 07/03/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... +3
#2971 - Hey /fitness/ Is it possible to exercise to get a rounder butt?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#10900 - thewigga (08/09/2013) [-]
Squats atg
#2982 - CIS White Male (07/03/2012) [-]
yes, but you MUST I repeat MUST post pictures of the result.....
for........comparison?
User avatar #2993 - starlightloves (07/03/2012) [-]
Hahaha it's possible.
User avatar #2977 - sealofapproval (07/03/2012) [-]
yoga.
#9 - This made me really thirsty! 07/03/2012 on Bread torn apart in slow... 0
#15 - Comments like that make me wish we had exams in Sex Ed. 07/03/2012 on Can babies eat silicone? +2
#91 - **starlightloves rolled a random image posted in comment #37… 07/03/2012 on No complaining! 0
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User avatar #45 - joshlol (01/15/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #40 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
you are definitely canadian
User avatar #42 to #41 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
dont you mean sorry?
User avatar #43 to #42 - starlightloves (05/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to disappoint you
User avatar #44 to #43 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
thats much better
User avatar #39 - goodadventures (04/01/2013) [-]
you should post in the **** section
User avatar #35 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #37 to #36 - shadowfj (04/01/2013) [-]
How's it going?
User avatar #38 to #37 - starlightloves (04/01/2013) [-]
Really not great. Inbox me if you want to talk.
User avatar #34 - mrgoodlove (03/26/2013) [-]
You post some good stuff in ****
User avatar #17 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #19 to #18 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
How are you? :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm well! Yourself?
User avatar #21 to #20 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm fine as well. You seem really cherry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
I spent the past ~20 hours snuggling, eating and sleeping. I'm extremely chill. :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
I wish I had someone to snuggle with, I spent the entire day moping.
User avatar #24 to #23 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
About?
User avatar #25 to #24 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Life and stuff.
User avatar #26 to #25 - starlightloves (02/04/2013) [-]
The vagueness of that statement makes me slightly disinterested. Elaborate?
User avatar #27 to #26 - shadowfj (02/04/2013) [-]
Parents have been yelling at me, saying I'll never get anywhere in life, my best girl friend stopped talking to me, don't know why.
User avatar #29 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
They might just be having difficulty dealing with the fact that they won't be around to take care of you forever like they want to.
User avatar #28 to #27 - starlightloves (02/05/2013) [-]
Maybe your parents are just worried about you?
User avatar #30 to #28 - shadowfj (02/05/2013) [-]
As if. They expect me to become something big.
User avatar #31 to #30 - starlightloves (02/06/2013) [-]
Because they want you to have as much money as you will ever need and they want the world to appreciate you as much as they do!
User avatar #32 to #31 - shadowfj (02/06/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, thank you for that. :)
User avatar #14 - masterboll (01/24/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #16 to #15 - masterboll (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have a skinnier picture of yourself?
#13 - melloickii (12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #9 - hippymofuka (10/25/2012) [-]
are you trading those items?
User avatar #10 to #9 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
Which?
User avatar #11 to #10 - hippymofuka (10/25/2012) [-]
i was looking at your tokens
User avatar #12 to #11 - starlightloves (10/25/2012) [-]
I haven't looked at them but if I only have one of something it's not for trade. Send me an offer if I have multiples though
User avatar #4 - pandacub (10/02/2012) [-]
hey are those worthless contest items up for trade? :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - starlightloves (10/04/2012) [-]
mhm
User avatar #6 to #5 - pandacub (10/04/2012) [-]
let me know what you want for it? :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - starlightloves (10/05/2012) [-]
I am dying for stuff like sewing mechas, anvils, looms, other tools. Idk if that is too much to ask.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pandacub (10/05/2012) [-]
No prob, I'll send you the trade :)
Also Sending you an add, so if you grab any items I dont have let me know and I'll buy them from you :)
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#2 - melloickii (05/31/2011) [-]
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#1 - articvibe (05/11/2011) [-]
-73...  What the 						****					 have u been doing?!  
posting gay porn on SFW?!  
  
P.S.  
Comment virginity bro-ken
-73... What the **** have u been doing?!
posting gay porn on SFW?!

P.S.
Comment virginity bro-ken
 
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