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Gender: male
Age: 31
Steam Profile: phoenix33830
Consoles Owned: X-Box 360
Video Games Played: Borderlands 2, Assasins Creed series
X-box Gamertag: phoenix7483
Interests: Tattoos, Piercings, Church of Body Modification
Date Signed Up:2/22/2011
Location:Florida USA
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Total Comments Made:129
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I am a disabled Iraqi war veteran. I am pretty much bed bound except for doctors visits. I am happily married to a wonderful woman. Both her and I are inter-faith ministers. If you have gotten this far and want to be my friend feel free to friend me. If you are having difficulties in your life and need a confidential person to talk to message me and I will respond ASAP. PEACE, LOVE, AND CHICKEN GREASE.

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#24 - I am sorry for your loss. I wish you and your family the best … 05/25/2015 on Thanks 0
#666 - I am the oldest so I should get it. 04/27/2015 on Skyrim giveaway +1
#20 - IMHO 2016 looks like he has been locked in Arkham for quite so… 04/26/2015 on The joker evolution through... +4
#18 - Here is My service cat Tigerlilly.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on WII U giveaway 0
#19 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
its a cutie
#19 - The Warlocks are a great group of guys. I live in the general …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Humanity +3
User avatar #26 - mightypoggers (04/17/2015) [-]
Alot of biker gangs are nice to the general public.
The outlaws are where I live and they are nice.
Probably really cutthroat to other biker gangs though.
User avatar #32 - Gandalfthewhite (04/17/2015) [-]
Well they can't be that extreme with everyone, i think even they know that they wouldn't last if everyone in their area hated them
#150 - I used to go to black-tie events and I usually hired an high-e… 04/15/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
#219 - Bonus points: If you are a combat veteran w/ PTSD, guns and fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Firecrackers vs Guns 0
User avatar #226 - bobtombobbob (04/09/2015) [-]
>scared of indirect fire....
#40 - survivors' guilt is one of the worst things in the world.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Feels +5
User avatar #43 - unwarrantedinsult (04/06/2015) [-]
while that's true, survivor's guilt doesn't really come into play here.
#78 - Congratulations. I know what it is like to not have a proper p… 04/04/2015 on Update +1
#410 - Just glad that you are ok and doing well. 04/03/2015 on My Friends Call Me Frankenhand +1
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#2 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

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#1 - beams (05/16/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
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