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I will likely post using three people: Holley, the mediator who works using intuition; Twink, the joyful one who runs solely on emotion; and Sturge, the strict overlord who prevents utter chaos and makes decisions using logic. They are my muses whom I write my facebook statuses with, and they may make a few appearances here as well.
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| #10 - People eat grains in mass. ... Soul bread s… | 1 hour ago on Birthday | +1 |
| #7 - I always assumed it was something along the lines of him reapi… [+] (5 new replies) | 1 hour ago on Birthday | +1 |
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ninjabadger (1 hour ago) [-] Well I suppose it is somewhat a matter of perspective. Basically, we are like the grains that have been sown into the living world and grow everyday. When we are fully grown, we are "harvested" for some purpose we can't hope to imagine. Will we become greater than we already are? Will we be piled into some heavenly afterlife? Or will we simply cease, as would a harvested grain? That kind of insinuates that Death is God... as he gives us life and then takes us when we are ready. Perhaps he is. TL: DR Death is the harvester of human grain (souls). I was honestly going to make that comparison for making us into something better, but abstained from doing so. I somewhat regret that decision. | ||
| #8653 - He was a nice bird. Haven't seen him since, of course, but it … | 23 hours ago on Pictures of you sexy bastards | 0 |
| #8650 - All is forgiven. Have a wonderful day. [+] (2 new replies) | 23 hours ago on Pictures of you sexy bastards | 0 |
| He was a nice bird. Haven't seen him since, of course, but it was wonderful spending the afternoon with him. | ||
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| #6056 - I am okay with this. [+] (4 new replies) | 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards | +2 |
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nothingatall (23 hours ago) [-] grats, im a douche when I'm drunk(also when im not, but thats a different story) He was a nice bird. Haven't seen him since, of course, but it was wonderful spending the afternoon with him. | ||
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| #64 - Picture | 05/23/2013 on I'll show you mine if you... | 0 |
| #389 - I found a bird. [+] (10 new replies) | 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards | +7 |
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nothingatall (23 hours ago) [-] grats, im a douche when I'm drunk(also when im not, but thats a different story) He was a nice bird. Haven't seen him since, of course, but it was wonderful spending the afternoon with him. | ||
| #60 - Those are his feelers, bro. | 05/20/2013 on Gamer SPider | +5 |
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jk what's up?
jk what's up?
Oh we're just starting the year here... Christmas is on Sumner....
Canada? Omg I heard you guys have snow there.
I killed the bug with a shoe, I'd suggest you to do the same with the object you're dealing with.
Canada? Omg I heard you guys have snow there.
I killed the bug with a shoe, I'd suggest you to do the same with the object you're dealing with.
Life's pretty good. I've spent the past few days working overtime on my Pony orders. I just finished my stallion prototype (for the second time) and...well...
I sewed his head on upside down...
But! I only have two Ponies' worth of embroidering left to do! Then I can sew them all together over March Break! :D I have eight orders right now so I'll be happy to be done. :p
You? How's life, man?
I sewed his head on upside down...
But! I only have two Ponies' worth of embroidering left to do! Then I can sew them all together over March Break! :D I have eight orders right now so I'll be happy to be done. :p
You? How's life, man?
That's awesome...
Me? Uh, nothing actually... It's summer vacations here (southern hemisphere ftw) annnd... Every day is exactly the same, I go out with my friends like twice a week to do whatever, but most of my time is spent on the computer, and I gotta change that.
Also omg I got a new microphone with swag yolo 420
Me? Uh, nothing actually... It's summer vacations here (southern hemisphere ftw) annnd... Every day is exactly the same, I go out with my friends like twice a week to do whatever, but most of my time is spent on the computer, and I gotta change that.
Also omg I got a new microphone with swag yolo 420
Ahhh. We're near March Break here (reading week, I guess it's called here at uni, but it's in March so oh well. :p) so I'll be working a lot then.
You could take a walk perhaps? Walks are fun. :D
I've been taking way too many midnight walks to Tim Horton's...
Microphone? For your computer?
You could take a walk perhaps? Walks are fun. :D
I've been taking way too many midnight walks to Tim Horton's...
Microphone? For your computer?
Haha yeah... I can't really enjoy walks during the day because of the freaking sun, and neither during nights because...
Well, let's say Lima isn't the safest city
Also 2lazy
And yeah a mic for my comp, you know.. Skype, videogames, tinychat, etc...
Well, let's say Lima isn't the safest city
Also 2lazy
And yeah a mic for my comp, you know.. Skype, videogames, tinychat, etc...
(Haven't gone yet, heading out in a few)
Essentially, when you're done your drink you roll up the paper rim on the side of the cup. There's a 1 in 6 chance of winning a food prize such as a free beverage of any size, a free doughnut, etc. There are also camping packs, grills, giftcards, and even cars.
Every night I go to Tim Horton's and drink French Vanilla coffees until I lose. I generally get one or two coffees in before I go home. I have a friend who once got through eight coffees before losing.
Anyway, I need to go, coffee calls (I'm thinking a maple-pecan Danish, too.) Sorry I can't chat longer. :p
Essentially, when you're done your drink you roll up the paper rim on the side of the cup. There's a 1 in 6 chance of winning a food prize such as a free beverage of any size, a free doughnut, etc. There are also camping packs, grills, giftcards, and even cars.
Every night I go to Tim Horton's and drink French Vanilla coffees until I lose. I generally get one or two coffees in before I go home. I have a friend who once got through eight coffees before losing.
Anyway, I need to go, coffee calls (I'm thinking a maple-pecan Danish, too.) Sorry I can't chat longer. :p
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commondorozor **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Well, normally, you have to suck adm in's dick (no, seriously... That's how most've got it), sometimes he also makes contests (like this one, where the first 5 bronies who recorded themselves saying "I'm brony and I'm proud" to a stranger got gay pink text) or he asks well-known users for a small list of users (usually 5) who deserve coloured text.
Lately, his dumb strategy has changed, though: funnyjunk.com/bronies/2977526#2977526
Pic related, why you day poor been has?
Lately, his dumb strategy has changed, though: funnyjunk.com/bronies/2977526#2977526
Pic related, why you day poor been has?
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stargatesturge (02/06/2013) [-]
Broke a teapot. That's not a big deal, but that's the third one this month. I can't seem to keep them alive. The one I broke today was coated halfway in plastic and I STILL managed to break it.
I have spent $60 on teapots this month alone.
This time, I bought a stainless steel one.
If it breaks, I'm giving up and switching to coffee.
(Plus all the knuckles on my left hand are skinned, making it hard to clench a fist.)
The day hasn't been horrid, just...poor.
I have spent $60 on teapots this month alone.
This time, I bought a stainless steel one.
If it breaks, I'm giving up and switching to coffee.
(Plus all the knuckles on my left hand are skinned, making it hard to clench a fist.)
The day hasn't been horrid, just...poor.
Sorry, but Internet is being a real asshole and I have to leave for a while because it's not working. ..
(Posted from phone)
(Posted from phone)
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (11/06/2012) [-]
will you ever try to join us in the once glorious (but now desolated) Pony Thread?
pleeeeease? :D
pleeeeease? :D
No, not everyone likes ponies there. Just say something like 'hey guys, commandurrazor sent me here' or something like that, please post when I'm online (right now, I'm at school) so I can comment, that'll make more people comment and you'll get to know them...
It's a fun place, sometimes it's full of shitposts but still, great board...
Also, every friday someone posts a clopfic so you might want to 'Hide all' that user's posts.
If you want more information, I'll talk to you later, I gotta go now. :)
There's no need to be shy!!
It's a fun place, sometimes it's full of shitposts but still, great board...
Also, every friday someone posts a clopfic so you might want to 'Hide all' that user's posts.
If you want more information, I'll talk to you later, I gotta go now. :)
There's no need to be shy!!
go to the left, the top part of the page, search "Image Boards >>>", go to brony and you're done! :D
or you can just funnyjunk.com/bronies
or you can just funnyjunk.com/bronies
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (11/07/2012) [-]
WAS IT FUN?
I told you it was going to be fun
Unless it wasn't fun to you, that's why I'm asking,
was it fun? because if it wasn't, then I'd be really sad
because I wanted you to have some fun at the thread,
do you think you're going back there?
did anyone scare you?
fun fun fun?
*le pinkie pie face*
I told you it was going to be fun
Unless it wasn't fun to you, that's why I'm asking,
was it fun? because if it wasn't, then I'd be really sad
because I wanted you to have some fun at the thread,
do you think you're going back there?
did anyone scare you?
fun fun fun?
*le pinkie pie face*
Hue.
I'm currently at the beach (spring here), not really much to say... Uh, I'm having one-week-spring-vacations next week...The Walking Dead starts tomorrow... Doin good.
And you? Planning anything? :P
I'm currently at the beach (spring here), not really much to say... Uh, I'm having one-week-spring-vacations next week...The Walking Dead starts tomorrow... Doin good.
And you? Planning anything? :P
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stargatesturge (10/15/2012) [-]
Autumn here. It's sticker tag at my house in university right now. I'm not playing, but I'm walking around pretending to be paranoid so people think I am. I'm going to charge groups of Crossers (I'm in Holy Cross House) I know are playing, just to mess with their heads. I love chaos.
Vacations are nice, although I prefer school. I'm kind of twisted like that.
Vacations are nice, although I prefer school. I'm kind of twisted like that.
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (10/16/2012) [-]
I didn't actually understand that whole paragraph...
Have a turtle.
Can I ask you a question that will probably sound stupid (by now)?
Have a turtle.
Can I ask you a question that will probably sound stupid (by now)?
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stargatesturge (10/17/2012) [-]
Sorry. XD Sticker tag means that people are essentially playing man-hunt; each has a name and tracks them down to put a sticker on them. When they "kill" the person, they get their target. So you're hunting someone down while paranoid that anyone else in your house can be the one hunting you. I'm exploiting the terror by pretending to play and messing up the charts everyone builds to try and find out who is targeting them. Chaos is delicious.
You may ask me whatever you wish, stupid or not.
You may ask me whatever you wish, stupid or not.
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (10/17/2012) [-]
>Asking after so much time
Well, I saw on your dA you were female and on FJ it doesn't says nothing so it's worth asking...
also, the reply to this comment is MFW "sticker tag"
Well, I saw on your dA you were female and on FJ it doesn't says nothing so it's worth asking...
also, the reply to this comment is MFW "sticker tag"
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh god help me...
Oh god oh man, oh God oh man, oh God oh man, oh God oh man....
ICAN'TTHUMBPEOPLEFORSOMEREASON, NOW I CAN'T SPREAD HAPPINESS
I need help, I think I'm going to die if I can't thumb someone up soon...
Oh goodness
I can't-
I want
I need
HELP
Oh god oh man, oh God oh man, oh God oh man, oh God oh man....
ICAN'TTHUMBPEOPLEFORSOMEREASON, NOW I CAN'T SPREAD HAPPINESS
I need help, I think I'm going to die if I can't thumb someone up soon...
Oh goodness
I can't-
I want
I need
HELP
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stargatesturge (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm glad things are back to normal. Sorry for the late response, things have been crazy busy here. University and stuff. I did horrible on my Japanese test today because I've been too busy to study properly and instead had to cram (something I do not do). I'm happy your thumbs are back.
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/25/2012) [-]
That'sss a very nice gif you have there :P
By the way, I feel sorry about your japanese test... (Holy shit you are learning japanese??? And I thought dutch was hard)...
Well, this week I'm having my bimonthly exams (like finals, we don't have semesters here, just 2 months then one week of holidays, then, on summer holidays, we have 2 months :D)
Also, this is my new favorite image
<----
And look at these beautiful sextuples: boards.4chan.org/b/res/426996296#p427000000
By the way, I feel sorry about your japanese test... (Holy shit you are learning japanese??? And I thought dutch was hard)...
Well, this week I'm having my bimonthly exams (like finals, we don't have semesters here, just 2 months then one week of holidays, then, on summer holidays, we have 2 months :D)
Also, this is my new favorite image
<----
And look at these beautiful sextuples: boards.4chan.org/b/res/426996296#p427000000
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/11/2012) [-]
I just read My Little Dashie...
I can't hold my tears <:'(
I can't hold my tears <:'(
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stargatesturge (09/11/2012) [-]
I still have yet to read it. When I was a child (I was only 11) my sister forced me to read Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortenson fanfiction involving bulemia and other topics. They scarred me to the point where I refused to read fanfiction after that. My friend Namen kept nagging me to read a Pony one and I finally caved. The first one I saw was titled "Cupcakes".
I once again refuse to read fanfiction.
I once again refuse to read fanfiction.
please..
Just this one..
docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
I promise you it'll (at least) make you cry...
This one deserves a read
Time reading: 45-75 mins. The page is large just because of the comment section :D
Just this one..
docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
I promise you it'll (at least) make you cry...
This one deserves a read
Time reading: 45-75 mins. The page is large just because of the comment section :D
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/06/2012) [-]
ITT: We keep talking and admire this David Tennant-cat
Sorry, I made a way longer post and accidentally clicked "My profile" and everything got deleted... My jimmies were very rustled so I started screaming at the screen for like 20 minutes... Anyways,
It seems that I already have a DeviantArt (made one year ago, I completely forgot about that) so here it is: commandorazor.deviantart.com/
I'll let you know whenever I draw something decent...
btw, what do you think about my English? I'm in upper intermediate ^^ :D
Sorry, I made a way longer post and accidentally clicked "My profile" and everything got deleted... My jimmies were very rustled so I started screaming at the screen for like 20 minutes... Anyways,
It seems that I already have a DeviantArt (made one year ago, I completely forgot about that) so here it is: commandorazor.deviantart.com/
I'll let you know whenever I draw something decent...
btw, what do you think about my English? I'm in upper intermediate ^^ :D
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stargatesturge (09/06/2012) [-]
An easy thing to do, no worries. :D
I shall just add you to my watch list and then I'll be notified right away. :p
I had no idea that English wasn't your first language, you speak it excellently!
Also, I don't have a Tennant cat, but here's an adorable owl .gif.
I shall just add you to my watch list and then I'll be notified right away. :p
I had no idea that English wasn't your first language, you speak it excellently!
Also, I don't have a Tennant cat, but here's an adorable owl .gif.
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/06/2012) [-]
Thank you!! :D My first language is spanish, actually...
And about the cat, it's probably the only one available as it was made by one of my friends (in FJ) so yeah... Unless someone saved it :P
Here, have a pic showing you how to join Anonymous!!!
Don't actually do it :P
And about the cat, it's probably the only one available as it was made by one of my friends (in FJ) so yeah... Unless someone saved it :P
Here, have a pic showing you how to join Anonymous!!!
Don't actually do it :P
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/09/2012) [-]
YO DAWG, I heard you like ponies...
(It's a work in progress ^^)
(It's a work in progress ^^)
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/09/2012) [-]
Just finished!!! :DDDDD
(btw, it's not OC)
(btw, it's not OC)
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/03/2012) [-]
:D
Guess who can upload pictures now?
ME BABY, ME!!!
I'm so excited, somepony who was really kind gave me thumbs in many of my comments and now... I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD
Guess who can upload pictures now?
ME BABY, ME!!!
I'm so excited, somepony who was really kind gave me thumbs in many of my comments and now... I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD
If you want to know, he's Crackbone (from a very old 2008-2011 machinima called "The GMan squad") he has appeared also in "The Crackbone Telethon", "The Great Zombie Killer Competition With Source Mod Todd" and some other machinimas...
The director of these machinimas is called "jsXanatos" he's AWESOME (or was, he has stopped making videos :C) he made one of the best machinimas ever, which became the most viewed in machinima... "Counter-Strike For Kids!"
The director of these machinimas is called "jsXanatos" he's AWESOME (or was, he has stopped making videos :C) he made one of the best machinimas ever, which became the most viewed in machinima... "Counter-Strike For Kids!"
I'm good IRL too, remember that party I mentioned? Haha... Some bitch got drunk, it was awesome, we took a picture of her and posted on Facebook... We couldn' stop laughing :P...
Also, I'm texting from my celplhone so it might take some time between my replies
Also, I'm texting from my celplhone so it might take some time between my replies
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/05/2012) [-]
This is plane...
Say hello, plane...
(If you enlarge, you'll notice the details, mostly in the pilot... uhh, room??? idk)
InkScape is a program designed to draw... Like CorelDraw, maybe you've heard about that one :P
Say hello, plane...
(If you enlarge, you'll notice the details, mostly in the pilot... uhh, room??? idk)
InkScape is a program designed to draw... Like CorelDraw, maybe you've heard about that one :P
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! :D
Also, this one is for a school project :D
Also, this one is for a school project :D
Thanks. It's one of the characters in a book series I'm writing.
As for the plush, I make MLP plushies and sell them. It helps pay for my comic books :p (as well as materials to make more plushies._ Unfortunately, I currently don't ship so I've had to turn down a lot of orders from outside of my direct area.
Do you have a DeviantART as well?
As for the plush, I make MLP plushies and sell them. It helps pay for my comic books :p (as well as materials to make more plushies._ Unfortunately, I currently don't ship so I've had to turn down a lot of orders from outside of my direct area.
Do you have a DeviantART as well?
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stargatesturge (09/06/2012) [-]
(It wouldn't let me reply to the one above. >.>)
Hey man, everyone starts somewhere. I wasn't very good when I first joined DA, but people really helped me out in offering pointers and such. I've come a long way! :D I will not in any way try to pressure you into it, but if you ever feel like joining and need a few tips for setting up and using the site feel free to ask. :)
Random .gif just because.
Hey man, everyone starts somewhere. I wasn't very good when I first joined DA, but people really helped me out in offering pointers and such. I've come a long way! :D I will not in any way try to pressure you into it, but if you ever feel like joining and need a few tips for setting up and using the site feel free to ask. :)
Random .gif just because.

