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Video Games Played: Xenoblade Chronicles, SSB4, WoW, LoL, DotA 2, 100% Orange Juice, Rogue Legacy, Binding of Isaac(Completed)
Date Signed Up:8/26/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:New Jersey
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#142 - I know they aren't real...but still xD. 01/07/2016 on Anime Food Porn 0
#50 - Picture 01/06/2016 on undertale Comp... Spoilers +1
#49 - Picture 01/06/2016 on undertale Comp... Spoilers +5
#16 - **starfletcher used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **starfletcher… 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
#9 - **starfletcher used "*roll picture*"** **starfletcher rolle… 01/06/2016 on Science is BAAAD 0
#13 - That last one doe. Yes I like men 01/06/2016 on Tinder Comp +1
#52 - **starfletcher used "*roll picture*"** **starfletcher rolle… 01/06/2016 on What? -1
#64 - I'm sorry, what?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Anime Food Porn 0
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#71 - wraithguard (01/06/2016) [-]
The subtitles aren't real. I don't know the actual source.
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#142 - starfletcher (01/07/2016) [-]
I know they aren't real...but still xD.
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#126 - ponieskilledmyacc (01/06/2016) [-]
Wakako-zake. Short 2min episode anime about enjoying food by yourself after a stressful day.
#27 - Picture 01/06/2016 on My Graces +32
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User avatar #93 - satrenkotheone (12/26/2015) [-]
Ya shieeet!
#91 - bizzareslam ONLINE (10/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #92 to #91 - starfletcher (10/24/2015) [-]
**starfletcher used "*roll 1, rpg race*"**
**starfletcher rolls kobold (reptiallian type humanoid)**
User avatar #90 - jackmanagan (10/22/2015) [-]
**jackmanagan used "*roll rpg race*"**
**jackmanagan rolls gnoll**
User avatar #88 - thattessachick (09/24/2015) [-]
So like, I guess I'm sorry for being a cunt. Yeh.
#89 to #88 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
It's fine. I don't mind, and I understand. I'm probably even more stubborn than what you might be, soooo yeah (I get it.)...All is forgiven.
#77 to #48 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Let me give you a hand on the commenting system here.

I enjoy fantasy but I also enjoy my extent of realism if that makes sense in anyway, so I guess it's called low fantasy but I'm still into the whole high fantasy lore setting, just not the massively impractical weapons and armours.

Whatcha mean?
#78 to #77 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Well, if we split up and ask around, we're bound to get things done faster then if we do it together, right? We need more members for a crusade, so we should go now! We'll meet by sunset tommorow~
#79 to #78 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Well I'm gonna do my own stuff anyway, don't see your character as the knightly sort and whatever people you're with are a bit... iffy.
#80 to #79 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
What did you call me!? Hmph...I'll have to raise my own crusade then...You'll see!

*morphs into cat and stalks away.*
#81 to #80 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Your bard can morph into a cat? Holy **** .
#82 to #81 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Nah. This is my OC silly~
#83 to #82 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
I used to have one of those.... ah, depressing times those were.
#84 to #83 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Eh...Perhaps. Most of my life has been dark though. We craft a reflection of ourselves, I was always taught.
#85 to #84 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Uhm... I have no idea what to say to that.
#86 to #85 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Then don't say anything. I'll be off, then. Ciao~ I'll return with an army!
#50 to #49 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Fair enough. What's up?
#51 to #50 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
The usual dying of boredom stuff, and what with ya?
#52 to #51 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm pretty bored tooooo~ Classes are so dull.
#53 to #52 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Damn, uni was so much better. All the classes were interesting.
#54 to #53 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
A-are you...getting high off grape juice or something!?
#55 to #54 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
No I'm just bad at drinking stuff.
#56 to #55 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Alrighty then.... So...what sun-stuff dost thou have planned?
#57 to #56 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Establishing a knightly order and stuff.
#58 to #57 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Quite nice. I need to extend the list of weapons I use. Apparently there's a beautiful sword nearby.
#59 to #58 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
What kinda sword?
#61 to #59 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
A maegical one. One that can channel the energy of the righteous. Like....SUN POWER!
#63 to #62 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
ITS TIME FOR A CRUSADE!
#65 to #63 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
But we're like... 2 people..
#66 to #65 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
For now. Hehehe~...
#67 to #66 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Woops, I forgot that Cactus is also in on crusading.
#68 to #67 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Yaaaaay! Now to convince more people to join us~
#69 to #68 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
We offer them a free copy of Splatoon.
#70 to #64 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Er...Isn't that a bit risky? We d-don't want to give our crusaders guns, do we? Wait. What if we make our own splatoon with gunlances? @_@
#71 to #70 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
I don't know what a gunlance is but it sounds retarded.
#76 to #71 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
If you say. I do enjoy fantasy quite much. Anyways, we need to recruit others for this sword. I'd like to say going our own ways would make it faster.
#74 to #71 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
Really? You think so...? It can pierce dragon scales, tough monster hide, and still function as a melee weapon...
#75 to #74 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Look slimjim, I don't like weapons that wouldn't work in real life or would be insanely impractical in real life.

Kind of on the low end of fantasy to be honest... generally dislike steampunk stuff too.
#72 to #71 - starfletcher (08/28/2015) [-]
This is a gunlance! It's a heavy spear designed for both medium and close range combat. In melee, it functions like a normal spear. However you can also release explosive shells out of the weapon, making it dangerous for anyone fighting you, whether they have shields or not. Huehuehue.
#73 to #72 - satrenkotheone (08/28/2015) [-]
Holy **** that sounds and looks retarded as all hell.
User avatar #1 - lucky ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Welcome to FJ.

If you have any questions feel free to ask me or ask here /askamod/
Have a great time.
User avatar #2 to #1 - starfletcher (08/26/2015) [-]
Thanks! I have a bunch of friends to guide me, so I think I'll be fine for the time being.
#31 to #2 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
You replied to yourself, good job man.

Well... katanas usually only have a slight curve.
#32 to #31 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Rood. I had no where else to reply. I couldn't find one of yours.
#33 to #32 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
My name's blue, should be easy to find.
#34 to #33 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not that; its that none of them had reply. Btw, here's the difference between a katana and a scimitar. As you can see, the curve is less on the katana but the distance is greater.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Just double click on the highlighted comment.

Yeah but my point is that Katanas are usually less curved.
#36 to #35 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes. But they have distance to counteract this. That's why they operate the same. Because a lesser degree over a greater distance can equal a greater degree over a smaller distance.
#37 to #36 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
You've lost me.

I'm saying they're different weapon designs with different weapons.
#38 to #37 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
It's not that different if you really think about it. They are meant to do the same thing, but they were invented with different methods.
#39 to #38 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Yes but that wasn't my point.

And ya can't call a katana for a scimitar or a scimitar for a katana.
#40 to #39 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Maybe not, but they still have a similar form. It's not hard to pick up one after the other. But you are right.
#41 to #40 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Well okay then.

Except that weight and balance of the weapon is a thing and that a katana is usually wielded in two hands while a scimitar is most often a one handed sword and board combo weapon.
User avatar #3 to #2 - satrenkotheone (08/26/2015) [-]
The mods are usually not that nice.
User avatar #42 to #3 - lucky ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
This coming from the guy that doesnt even remember who i am.
User avatar #43 to #42 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Oh I remember who you are.

Didn't feel a need to mention that however.
User avatar #45 to #44 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, post cats.
User avatar #5 to #3 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Hush you. I'm not going to fall for your mind games =,=
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
You callin me a liar?
User avatar #7 to #6 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
I'm calling you out is wat i'm doin' m80. git guuuud
User avatar #8 to #7 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Callin me out on what?

I didn't get a welcoming message when I joined...
#9 to #8 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
**starfletcher used "*roll picture*"**
**starfletcher rolled image** You have no power here!
#10 to #9 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
What do you even mean?
#11 to #10 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
You merely adopted the sun. I was born in it. Molded by it.
#12 to #11 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
You can't outsun me ya whelp.
#13 to #12 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
I beg to differ! *Sun magic forms scimitar in hand*
#14 to #13 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Well I might praise the Sun but ***** I'm not about to wield a ****** scimitar when I can have a longsword.
#15 to #14 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
This is the holy weapon of the sun m80. Besides, its cooler.
#16 to #15 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
So it might be but curved blades are fairly inefficient against armoured oponements in comparison, good for horseback though so I'll give it that.

And it makes you look like a ******* Saracen so there's that too.
#17 to #16 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
It's okay tho! That's why we fight together. Besides, I think a longsword is fitting for you. Straight, just like the law of the sun.
#18 to #17 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Cheeky. Now I have two of the ******* as well.

Also I'd call Sayaka's sword more of a single edged broadsword more than a scimitar.
#19 to #18 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
It looks the part. I couldn't find a better picture for the moment.
#20 to #19 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Then step up.
#27 to #20 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Also I toats did not lose.  You wanted scimitar.  I gave u scimitar.
Also I toats did not lose. You wanted scimitar. I gave u scimitar.
#30 to #27 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
A katana is similar in form and use. Just more thin. I find it makes no difference to me.
#29 to #27 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Pretty sure those are Katanas.

Also whenever a thread fills up, start from the top again. Reply to my comment or such.
#26 to #22 - longsword (08/27/2015) [-]
oh wow, you two have already reached the reply cap I can't even reply to the guy replying to me. Well then, I off again
#25 to #22 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
You failed to post Sayaka, which means I win.
User avatar #21 to #20 - longsword (08/27/2015) [-]
where have you summoned me to, you fools?
#24 to #21 - satrenkotheone (08/27/2015) [-]
Get back into the sheath you dofus.
#23 to #21 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]
Oh god. He's heeeere.
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