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starcrotch

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Date Signed Up:3/26/2012
Last Login:7/28/2016
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Content Views:548875
Times Content Favorited:451 times
Total Comments Made:121
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    I think i lost mine too. I think i lost mine too.
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    How wrong I was. How wrong I was.
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    Make a difference. Make a difference.
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    Halloween! Halloween!
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    True story. True story.
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    I love you baby. I love you baby.
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    Muffin button? Muffin button?

latest user's comments

#111 - Holy **** you **** in 40 seconds? 20 hours ago on The Extents People Will Go... 0
#20 - Idk why you'd choose to play go every time you ****. Doesn't s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2016 on The Extents People Will Go... +3
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#41 - timbittwo (07/26/2016) [-]
I just occasionally go on, no big deal not like you have to play for more than 40 seconds to catch a pokemon.
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#111 - starcrotch (20 hours ago) [-]
Holy fuck you shit in 40 seconds?
#161 - I come to this site to enjoy the funny pictures, to learn what… 07/25/2016 on lurklurklurk +4
#147 - Lol what? I didn't mean to make you cry, or are you telling me… 07/23/2016 on Handsome jack is a Hero 0
#86 - I don't know why but every time I see you post I get unsettled…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Handsome jack is a Hero 0
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#142 - manza (07/22/2016) [-]
cry some more
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#147 - starcrotch (07/23/2016) [-]
Lol what? I didn't mean to make you cry, or are you telling me to cry some more? If so I fucking will mate.. I'll be a whiny lil bitch
#108 - God damnit I can't reply to your other comments. I will sleep … 07/22/2016 on untitled +2
#103 - Oh **** ya see that? Even I had an autistic moment. I reread y… 07/22/2016 on untitled -4
#100 - Oh... You see... I like you. You seem like a nice guy, but I d… 07/22/2016 on untitled 0
#92 - Oooooooh! That was the problem? You see you said rephrase it t…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2016 on untitled +1
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#109 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
if i can give nightmares to a total douchebag than is my pleasure good night a hole
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#94 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
smartass wow gee williker was that so hard? and people call me autistic go figure i had a picture of jason brody from far cry 3 and i said ''Well Fuck you too'' to the original comment hopefully people will be less butthurt about it the second time i said the joke
#112 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#110
#110 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#107
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#108 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
God damnit I can't reply to your other comments. I will sleep well having dreams of an autistic foreigner speaking to a shinydick about a bad joke, and I can thank you for that.
Sweet dreams
Merica
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#107 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#106 the only thing i'm mad at is you using that old ass meme
#106 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Lol keyboard warrior
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#105 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch is what i keep telling you i did not made 1 spelling error..glad you admit where you are wrong props to you
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#104 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch i literally did not typo once at this point i think your trying to bait me

if anything i think this site is autistic for using that word so lightly is like using the word cancer on youtube or some shit

Will it calm your little pussy if i said english is not my main language? cause i don't want you to go in bed feeling all nervous or anxious about my state

So i hope with this newfound info you sleep tightly in your bed

I also love how from 1 ''bad'' joke you you like judge my whole life and call me autistic lol top kek man
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#103 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh shit ya see that? Even I had an autistic moment. I reread your comments and you don't do too bad at spelling. Ya see? It can happen to anyone.
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#100 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh... You see... I like you. You seem like a nice guy, but I don't blame them for calling you an autist. (I really like that word. It's like artist but instead of devoting your life to making art and being creative, you've devoted your life to farts and being autistic) that joke was so bad it did make my butt hurt. I also think a part of the reason you're being called autistic is because of the way you write And misspell the buhjesus out of everything.
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#99 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#98 rly nigga? you gonna copy paste the guy?
#98 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Ah, autism my old friend.
#90 - Alright ya gent. Will you be so kind to put that autistic mind…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/22/2016 on untitled +2
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#91 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
Okay nearly there bob..Now i know is hard for you to not spit venom every time..but here is a tip remove the word autistic and ask the question without insulting me..and you got yourself a deal

cause is kinda hard to comply with somebody who keep insulting you...ya know?
#93 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Hmm.... no deal. Autism powers activate!
#96 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
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#92 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oooooooh! That was the problem? You see you said rephrase it to be more polite so I did. I didn't think you wanted me to remove a part of what I was saying. Ok. I'll give it another go... Will you please tell me the joke good man?
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#109 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
if i can give nightmares to a total douchebag than is my pleasure good night a hole
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#94 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
smartass wow gee williker was that so hard? and people call me autistic go figure i had a picture of jason brody from far cry 3 and i said ''Well Fuck you too'' to the original comment hopefully people will be less butthurt about it the second time i said the joke
#112 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#110
#110 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#107
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#108 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
God damnit I can't reply to your other comments. I will sleep well having dreams of an autistic foreigner speaking to a shinydick about a bad joke, and I can thank you for that.
Sweet dreams
Merica
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#107 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#106 the only thing i'm mad at is you using that old ass meme
#106 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Lol keyboard warrior
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#105 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch is what i keep telling you i did not made 1 spelling error..glad you admit where you are wrong props to you
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#104 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
starcrotch i literally did not typo once at this point i think your trying to bait me

if anything i think this site is autistic for using that word so lightly is like using the word cancer on youtube or some shit

Will it calm your little pussy if i said english is not my main language? cause i don't want you to go in bed feeling all nervous or anxious about my state

So i hope with this newfound info you sleep tightly in your bed

I also love how from 1 ''bad'' joke you you like judge my whole life and call me autistic lol top kek man
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#103 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh shit ya see that? Even I had an autistic moment. I reread your comments and you don't do too bad at spelling. Ya see? It can happen to anyone.
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#100 - starcrotch (07/22/2016) [-]
Oh... You see... I like you. You seem like a nice guy, but I don't blame them for calling you an autist. (I really like that word. It's like artist but instead of devoting your life to making art and being creative, you've devoted your life to farts and being autistic) that joke was so bad it did make my butt hurt. I also think a part of the reason you're being called autistic is because of the way you write And misspell the buhjesus out of everything.
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#99 - alphagex (07/22/2016) [-]
>>#98 rly nigga? you gonna copy paste the guy?
#98 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Ah, autism my old friend.
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