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Date Signed Up:11/10/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#3 - I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Holy Crap. 12/29/2015 on The Star Wars: Kylo Komp +17
#3 - Tide in the U.S.A. 12/29/2015 on just low and high tides +9
#7 - My experience with clingy girls like this is that they will be…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2015 on dude, run. +61
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#15 - melllvinnn (12/29/2015) [-]
Why would the ones clingy to you cheat on you?
#17 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Because they have intimacy issues.

Because if they know where you are and what you're doing (the clingiest ones ALWAYS want to) then you won't be able to catch them cheating.

Because they project their unfaithfulness onto you.

Because they're desperate for positive attention and will take it from anywhere they can.

Because the clingiest ones are convinced you'll cheat on them easily and may even delude themselves that it's okay if they cheat since you'll cheat on them anyway.

There are lots of reasons.
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#18 - melllvinnn (12/29/2015) [-]
That all makes sense, thank you
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#16 - kynrayn (12/29/2015) [-]
it has been true in my experience as well, don't ask me why
#9 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Seriously. This.
#6 - Big tits are one of the pluses of going hoggin: Big tits …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Anon doesn't like fat chicks +58
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#70 - catburglarpenis (12/29/2015) [-]
They suck dick like it owes them money
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#16 - dingdongsingsong (12/29/2015) [-]
What if i told you i'd order my own fries AND steal yours
#8 - Is fish tank now!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Is a fish tank..ha …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on abandoned tanks comp +15
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#29 - tropenthatshtup (12/29/2015) [-]
So two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other "Do you have any idea how to drive this thing?"
#4 - Assuming I'm using my hands. 12/29/2015 on Hand babies? 0
#1 - His credit score is going up. 12/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Nice Avatar. 12/29/2015 on Hoverboard Fail +1
#6 - Picture 12/29/2015 on rest in peace, you legend. +2
#4 - Who would win in an arm wrestling match, Lemmy or God?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on rest in peace, you legend. +4
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#5 - muchname (12/29/2015) [-]
looks like we are gonna find out pretty soon.
#6 - stankebottoms (12/29/2015) [-]
#5 - Somebody got it?!? Someone got the joke?!?! You can c… 12/29/2015 on Lord Of The Rings cabinet +1
#11153369 - Yo! I've never been rolled before! You're my first! 12/29/2015 on Happy little board 0
#3 - I made these for my Love Tyra.. The bitch had the tin… 12/28/2015 on Lovers Past +101
#7 - That is why owls don't move their eyes: being able to see out …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Nature +100
#9 - chris chris (12/29/2015) [-]
#4 - If you listened to something else...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Listening to Amon Amarth at... 0
#17 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
www.instagram.com/eestipuit/ this is, what happens with something else.

R.I.P. Lemmy ../,
#1 - A CABINET POST!!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Lord Of The Rings cabinet +3
#4 - chris chris (12/29/2015) [-]
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#5 - stankebottoms (12/29/2015) [-]
Somebody got it?!? Someone got the joke?!?!

You can consider that comment solely for your benefit.
#1 - The tortoise is juicing.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2015 on usain +104
#65 - restorf (12/29/2015) [-]
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#70 - qnamanmanga (12/29/2015) [-]
Put a dick there.
#71 - restorf (12/29/2015) [-]
#7 - chris chris (12/28/2015) [-]
tortoise juice is a terrible idea, not that you asked. i just thought you should know i thought of a thing, and the thing isnt good
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#27 - velho (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, tortoises totally jams the juice extractors.
#64 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Not funny
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#74 - smartythechicken (12/29/2015) [-]
absolutely 5/7 funny, you asshat
#1 - Damn nature, you scary! 12/28/2015 on Y'all like skulls made of... +1
#2 - Shameless topless pics on the Internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré +2
#3 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
hhurrr... topless kids hurrrr...

what the fuck man, shes like 6 in that pic, dont tell me you havent been running around half naked when you were her age...


one more just for good measure: hhurrrrr...
#3 - I wonder how this will compare to that coke death campaign.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Coke Life +33
#36 - newdevyx (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you mean pepsi campaign.
#4 - You know, I always thought that if you really wanted to thumbw… 12/28/2015 on perfect loops to make you... 0
#2 - No one ever asks "Why is college so expensive?" …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Work ethics +74
#35 - Millybays (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm so fucking glad i live in a country that doesn't allow private corporations to milk people attempting to pursue an education for cash.
Seriously America? Textbooks for several hundred dollars and professors can make their own textbooks mandatory for their classes?
I don't get why there isnt a fucking riot over this, literally crippling future generations with debt for easy cash, and i just feel its worth to mention that the tax on these corporations is super low.
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#25 - distortedflare (12/29/2015) [-]
Because America is a land filled with greedy cunts that happily fuck over citizens as long as they can gorge themselves on money.
#21 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
It's all because the globalists have high jacked the economy and are bringing us down.
The Federal Reserve board members are confidential and the whole thing is just a big private national bank.
17 years after they were founded the economy crashed which is what they were founded to help prevent.
The rich power players helped make it happen too.
Then they all got to partake in buying up whatever they wanted for cents on the dollar.
The free market has always had control.
That's why we are going to have another depression which will overtake more parts of the world than ever before.
With little sprinkles of carbon taxes to pay the carbon exchanges which are invested in by the same people who promote the global warming/climate change agenda.
This will be used to control industries of every nation and the competition.
The world is being taken over by people who want to decimate over 90% of the population so they can live as kings with easily controlled slaves.
#20 - nemodiego (12/29/2015) [-]
Because the American population is cool with higher education operating as big business.

Why are they okay with this? The American population is, by in large, stupid.
#14 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
The problem is that if you attempted to eliminate student loans in a bid to cut down on tuition hikes, people would without fail, misinterpret what you're trying to do as attacking poor students. The whole situation is fucked.
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#5 - lathyrusvii (12/28/2015) [-]
So... why is college so expensive?
#26 - bann (12/29/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrd72UtczMg

If you really want to know
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#9 - majordraco (12/29/2015) [-]
Because demand
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#6 - mcbergstedt (12/29/2015) [-]
Because it can be. They literally have a monopoly on it
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#7 - rockmanfan (12/29/2015) [-]
who's "they"?
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#17 - misternobodie (12/29/2015) [-]
The Man.
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#10 - mcbergstedt (12/29/2015) [-]
Either the government, or the school, depending on what University/college you go to.

Especially mine. I'm in the Nuclear Engineering program at NC State. It's the only one on the east coast besides joining the US Navy and doing it through the military.

So basically I have to put up the absurd prices for an education. But my future salary will be dope
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#19 - pholmes (12/29/2015) [-]
Except that's a lie.

Before I went to college I was looking into Nuclear Engineering too, there are tons of schools on the East coast that offer it:
Penn State (PA)
Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MA)
Columbia University (NY)
Cornell (NY)
University of Maryland (MD)
University of Florida (FL)
University of Pittsburgh (PA)
University of South Carolina (SC)
South Carolina State (SC)

All have Nuclear Engineering degrees. Congrats on the super cool major, I ended up going with Computer and Data Science, best of luck in your program.

Just don't lie to the nice people
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#8 - lathyrusvii (12/29/2015) [-]
The system.
#3 - What? Oh, the typo? Jeez, sorry. 12/28/2015 on Cocaine 0
#2 - Fred Flintstone as the Dark Knight. 12/28/2015 on justice in action +59
#1 - On all levels except the physical, I am a moth. 12/28/2015 on theres a dude in this... 0

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