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Date Signed Up:11/10/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#1 - Last Christmas, I gave you my pooh..  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Regifting (OC) 0
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#2 - questionableferret (12/31/2015) [-]
And the very next day, you flushed it away.
#3 - Russians are a different species of humans: born with two live…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Walking of the Slav +49
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#14 - envinite (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't forget their strong thigh that helps them squatting for hours without getting leg cramps.
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#10 - platinumaltaria (01/01/2016) [-]
Or they are simply genetically predisposed to deal with alcohol content, as the lightweights all drank themselves to death.
#11 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/01/2016) [-]
Surely a morbid kind of natural selection at work...
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#9 - dreygur (01/01/2016) [-]
Their liver doesn't filter out the alcohol, it absorbs it as fuel for the body. An average Russian has no need for food or water so long as they have their bottle of vodka.
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#17 - zzzanzitron (01/01/2016) [-]
Fun fact
(regular) humans can also metabolize ethanol in small amounts into energy , water and CO2 in similar pathways as sugar and/or lactic acid
Google it
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#7 - threeeighteen (01/01/2016) [-]
Could also say being Russian is a state of mind.
#1 - His co-anchor is such a bitch. 12/31/2015 on Weatherdog +2
#4 - Those are some girls you could build something with. 12/31/2015 on If Disney Princesses were... +7
#3 - That third one tho! 12/31/2015 on Dank Meme compilation +8
#3 - I finally have an excuse to use this. 12/31/2015 on When you're a -1
#1 - Find the meme. Like the meme. Love the meme.… 12/31/2015 on loyalty 0
#2 - It's hot wet circumstances like that which makes the spaghetti…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Deep +3
#5 - bardhawk (12/31/2015) [-]
The Same could be said about you.
#8 - Thank you sir!!! That's awesome! 12/31/2015 on A confused man 0
#8 - I can't tell you the number of times I heard the news here, fi… 12/31/2015 on IT'S HAPPENING 0
#1 - File these under female privilege.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Weird Jobs +101
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#11 - vulcanrainbow (12/31/2015) [-]
m8 id be a sex toy tester for £39,000 a month
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#15 - mehy (12/31/2015) [-]
Are you a guy?
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#23 - vulcanrainbow (12/31/2015) [-]
yes
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#14 - vincatvangogh (12/31/2015) [-]
I think you're missing the point man. He's saying the 99% of the those jobs are probably female, because no one wants to hire a guy to test a pussy pump
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#24 - vulcanrainbow (12/31/2015) [-]
for £38,00 I'd test one of these www.amazon.com/XR-Brands-Annihilator-XXXL-Dildo/dp/B00C2O7BZE
#25 - hxhmaniac (12/31/2015) [-]
im not sure if i want to click that
#19 - sanitarysan (12/31/2015) [-]
use your imagination.
#17 - Bacabed (12/31/2015) [-]
Person 1: "Should we test it?"
Person 2: "Nah, guys will fuck anything"
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#3 - leonwolfe (12/30/2015) [-]
Bet you they arn't complaining about the "wage gap" on these jobs
#1 - They figured that nobody used them in the first place, why bot…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Saucy +1
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#3 - fatminion (12/31/2015) [-]
they probably used an URL-shortening service like bit.ly , and after a while of non-use, they re-use the codes. Whoever made that decision should be fired. You must implement your own URL-shortener
#1 - I was half expecting John Travolta.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on A confused man +8
#6 - deadfed (12/31/2015) [-]
>>#3,
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#2 - listerthepessimist (12/30/2015) [-]
give it time
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#4 - badboyscout (12/30/2015) [-]
The time has come
#1 - In the dumpster like a decent person. 12/30/2015 on then were im i suppose to... 0
#4 - Oh but he does: it turns out Han Solo wouldn't let him use the… 12/30/2015 on Kylo Ren +83
#1 - But...those are mummified remains, and they're not even in coffins...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - chris chris (12/31/2015) [-]
it's a 'crypt'ic joke
#8 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Asshole Parents +110
#1 - People may say "Too soon". But, you put it … 12/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Picture 12/30/2015 on adam sandler is cancer 0
#1 - OP is a faggot. 12/30/2015 on Sexism -4
#1 - These are all cozy powder rooms or cute nooks: nothing like th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on do er wrong +18
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#4 - decimatorthebeast (12/30/2015) [-]
Gam-gam's a whore!

seriously though, having room for a secret sex dungeon has become a life goal for me
#1 - If you wish her dead, by all means do come closer. 12/29/2015 on Vintage Easter Bunnies 0
#3 - He was accused, but he Windu Nuffin'. 12/29/2015 on Traitors in Star Wars +19
#1 - One word: Lawyers. Bringing a large law suit against…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on just in case +4
#3 - adolov (12/29/2015) [-]
also: stupid people
#22 - Grease. 12/29/2015 on Do it. 0
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