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| Date Signed Up: | 11/10/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #90 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #94 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 6.77% (4/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 38% (38/100) Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate |
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| Total Comments Made: | 509 |
| FJ Points: | 7838 |
latest user's comments
| #7 - Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm si… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on The real questions | 0 |
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| #5 - Sad, yes, but long enough in the past that it is no longer pai… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on The real questions | +2 |
| Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob. | ||
| #3 - The sad truth is, this is paraphrasing the naive romantic noti… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on The real questions | +2 |
| Sad, yes, but long enough in the past that it is no longer painful.. Her name was Candi. Candi, with an "I". Perhaps, still with an "I", but now, without a "me". Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob. | ||
| #1 - Women wrapping themselves in bacon is actually a brilliant ide… | 01/08/2016 on OPEN BORDERS YOU SHITLORD! | +10 |
| #1 - They worked for potatos and if you did treat them well, they w… | 01/08/2016 on Which Slaves Cost More? | +35 |
| #4 - Why would anyone want more than one wife sucking your life away? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on two husbands | +15 |
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anon (01/08/2016) [-]  As I Saudi Arabian I can tell you truthfully that only rich people have more than one wife. And sometimes, there's so much conflict between wives that the husband has to build for each wife a house of her own. The husband also has an obligation to visit and spend time with each wife on a basis or he gets in serious trouble with the court over neglecting any of his wives. It's always hilarious to go to visit a member of my family who lives in a rich neighborhood and see that big walled up area with 3 houses away from each other inside it. I do not know why would anyone bring such a menace upon themselves. | ||
| #2 - She should be more popular for FJ-she has breasts and is genet… | 01/08/2016 on excuse me | 0 |
| #1 - Back then, it was a joke. [+] (9 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Based Bill Waterson | +482 |
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| #1 - When he and Mrs. Potatohead are intimate, they exchange variou… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on The real questions | +2 |
| The sad truth is, this is paraphrasing the naive romantic notion I held about my first sexual relationship. It turns out, however, that she was also "becoming one soul" with two other guys at the time. So, she had not only taken my virginity, but my innocence as well. Sad, yes, but long enough in the past that it is no longer painful.. Her name was Candi. Candi, with an "I". Perhaps, still with an "I", but now, without a "me". Seriously, I should stop, I could go on for hours, like I'm sitting in my den, in a smoking jacket, cigarette in hand, and a half glass of brandy, wistfully reminiscing about the chunky slut with too much foundation who was the first to gobble my nob. | ||
| #1 - That was simply hare-raising!! | 01/08/2016 on RIP Bunny :( | +6 |
| #1 - I, for one, kept waiting for the inevitable, for the implosion… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on Trump Post to Rule them all | +1 |
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| #1 - The man has so much disdain for the character; the only way he… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on who shot first | 0 |
 It's something like that. If you see interviews when A New Hope aired, he looks really happy, always with a smile. But as the movies went on, he saw himself the center of attention of a horde of fans, something he never intended to. If he's asked about Indiana Jones, he's as happy as a child with new shoes, but if you ask him about Solo, or about being in a Star Wars event, he'll turn angry. No wonder he seemed so happy lately with the airing of TFA.  Wasnt Nemot or Patrick Stewart who was/is the same way about Trek fans? | ||
| #3 - I had a t-shirt made for my brother's Christmas present. It wa… | 01/07/2016 on hail stan | +5 |
| #1 - Time for another petition....you know, for a better backstory,… | 01/07/2016 on TR 8R's real name | +1 |
| #1 - She has at least both of their chins too. | 01/07/2016 on zero fucks given | +5 |
| #2 - Lost his balls, lost his funny, lost his wife, lost his career… | 01/07/2016 on Sausages | 0 |
| #2 - How could he have stooped Solo? | 01/07/2016 on Spoilers ahead | +2 |
| #2 - A good place to start for those of us looking to fake our own … | 01/07/2016 on Doppelgänger | +4 |
| #1 - Not to be confused with the "Furry Paradox", you're … | 01/07/2016 on Where are they | +3 |
| #49 - Picture | 01/07/2016 on Ingenuity of the Desperate | +15 |
| #4 - People keep bringing up the fact that he despised fat people l… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on This is what a humanitarian... | +57 |
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comradewinter (01/07/2016) [-] It's easy to be fat today when the cheapest and tastiest food is unhealthy, and we have enough money to buy it. Back in Tesla's time you'd have to be a gluttonous asshole to become fat. It said a lot about attitude. | ||
| #2 - Comment deleted | 01/07/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #3 - Chicago? I hope that snow is bullet proof. [+] (10 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Ingenuity of the Desperate | +174 |
 Compressed snow is bulletproof if it's thicker than 1m. Uncompressed was either 2 or 3 meters. It's been a while since we learned about it which hopefully doesn't mean we'll spend a week digging trenches and making camouflage again to renew the knowledge.  As an Oak lawn Illinois resident I say أين يمكنني يمارس الجنس مع بعض الأغنام #52 -
midkupficker (01/07/2016) [-]  الله أكبر فوق كيد المعتدي الله للمظلوم خير مؤيدي أنا باليقين وبالسلاح سأفتدي بلدي ونور الحق يسطع في يدي قولوا معي قولوا معي الله الله الله أكبر #58 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] As a downers grove resident i can confirm that there hasnt been any fucking snow this year #19 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] As a Summit resident i say, unless you frequently travel to chicago, your far away enough from the city that you wouldnt know | ||
| #2 - Neither have I! Because: A). I'm a badass, rotten to … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Friend Requests... | 0 |
| #2 - I guess you could say that they're going to get SCREWED!!! … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on no one is stealing this | +11 |
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