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Date Signed Up:11/10/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#1 - They say he built it himself, out of another clock. 01/09/2016 on Homer +49
#114 - I think the reason this is such a popular comment is the fact …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere 0
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#115 - galaxyguy (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, that and that humorous bit at the end where you already have a wife.
#1 - Oh crap he's dead?!? Better hit him with another snowball.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on It's just a prank man! +240
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#22 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2016) [-]
Right in the nuts, too.
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#17 - elcreepo (01/10/2016) [-]
But mom it was already in my hands what was I supposed to do with it
#51 - Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! 01/09/2016 on So it's a little icy in the... 0
#86 - Let this moment go down in history as the first time I have ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere +20
#95 - hotschurl (01/09/2016) [-]
usually yfw?
#1 - "Soylent Green is made of People! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!&q… 01/09/2016 on (untitled) +1
#2 - Yeah, you don't want to start a romantic night with whiskey-I …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Good Guy Jack Daniels +236
#29 - crippledturtle (01/10/2016) [-]
#23 - TheBigGummyBear (01/10/2016) [-]
nice
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#19 - fuzzysixx (01/10/2016) [-]
I have no problem getting hard as long as I'm not drunk I can't even lift my arms. Finishing however...
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#25 - hellbentcrusade (01/10/2016) [-]
Are you talking about blackout drunk or just drunk? I feel like you'd have to be super fucked up to not be able to function normally.
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#30 - fuzzysixx (01/10/2016) [-]
Blackout drunk is starting level if I ever have people over.
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#32 - hellbentcrusade (01/10/2016) [-]
Calm it down Nikki sixx.
#16 - alucardexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
#5 - blueboysixnine (01/09/2016) [-]
10/10
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#6 - sirrawrsalot (01/09/2016) [-]
I remember that smug piece of shit, do you know where that pic is from?
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#7 - yibdiy (01/09/2016) [-]
Aiki
#3 - For a half second I mistook the serving stick for a maxi pad. 01/09/2016 on Nostalgia Comp +3
#2 - Picture 01/09/2016 on (untitled) +1
#38 - Picture 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere +3
#37 - Or...OR..Maybe... She places a positive pregnancy tes…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on White chcolate sphere +26
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#50 - boarderlinegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
eww

have a thumb
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#39 - therockofshame (01/09/2016) [-]
"i peed on this and now its in your food so enjoy"
#3 - All the self loathing white SJW's become Ultra-Aryan?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on (untitled) +31
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#28 - xsirwafflezx (01/09/2016) [-]
100% light reflective
#1 - "I have Hashimoto's disease!.......and he has mine!"… 01/08/2016 on The Marx Brothers +2
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on run run run run... +2
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#13 - DrewRSmith (01/08/2016) [-]
SHARK BUTT HOO HAW HAW!
#1 - Fatty Arbuckle?!? What's he ever done that I haven't?!? … 01/08/2016 on Buster Keaton +1
#4 - That's better. Much better. But not really a fault. 01/08/2016 on Pun 0
#2 - Oh my God! Oh My God! Oh My God! I need to put an eng…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2016 on White chcolate sphere +456
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#110 - galaxyguy (01/09/2016) [-]
That is what I will do with my girlfriend. Thankyou for that plan.
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#114 - stankebottoms (01/09/2016) [-]
I think the reason this is such a popular comment is the fact that most of these guys are just big romantic softees.
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#115 - galaxyguy (01/09/2016) [-]
Well, that and that humorous bit at the end where you already have a wife.
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#72 - drpenguinz (01/09/2016) [-]
you are a smart man !!1!11!!!
ill remember that shit if it ever comes to this
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#86 - stankebottoms (01/09/2016) [-]
Let this moment go down in history as the first time I have ever been referred to as "a smart man".
#95 - hotschurl (01/09/2016) [-]
usually yfw?
#60 - xxjmacxx (01/09/2016) [-]
Put a strap-on in it with a card that says "your turn"
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#61 - therockofshame (01/09/2016) [-]
That would need to be a pretty small strap on.
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#62 - xxjmacxx (01/09/2016) [-]
No it's 6 inches, it's just cold
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#37 - stankebottoms (01/09/2016) [-]
Or...OR..Maybe...

She places a positive pregnancy test in it?!?!

No way better to say, "I peed on this thing and look, your responsibilities are increasing exponentially!! Welp, enjoy your dessert!"
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#50 - boarderlinegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
eww

have a thumb
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#39 - therockofshame (01/09/2016) [-]
"i peed on this and now its in your food so enjoy"
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#9 - mitchmack (01/09/2016) [-]
Renew your vows?
#4 - MuahahaOfLore (01/08/2016) [-]
Put a divorce bracelet in it
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#23 - gearhead (01/09/2016) [-]
OP: king of problem solving
#1 - This is where someone leaves a pic of those jars of brony cum …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Pun 0
#3 - nerdkoopa (01/08/2016) [-]
Is the Monty Python Reference Jar good enough? It's still a jar, right?
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#4 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
That's better. Much better. But not really a fault.
#2 - Watching this on my phone. Turning the screen slightl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on So it's a little icy in the... +95
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#48 - advice (01/09/2016) [-]
did you enjoy your sleep, m8?
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#51 - stankebottoms (01/09/2016) [-]
Yay sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
#33 - chukupowpow (01/09/2016) [-]
Sleep is for the weak
#12 - justleaving (01/08/2016) [-]
#3 - I have a theory that if a Muslim is a good and kind person, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on screw people peeling of... 0
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#10 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
they would if it was possible to find a good one
#6 - Picture 01/08/2016 on dolphin sex +6
#5 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on run run run run... +33
#11 - kraussbrs (01/08/2016) [-]
-Ano is anus in spanish,so i read that as shark anus
#12 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
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#13 - DrewRSmith (01/08/2016) [-]
SHARK BUTT HOO HAW HAW!
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#6 - mortolife (01/08/2016) [-]
I swear to fucking god, if I see syfy release this within the next few years, I'm blaming you.
#8 - fluffagus (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh relax. I mean its not like they're gonna realese Shark quake or anything
#4 - Yeah, well.. I couldn't think of any dolphin puns... …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Dank Webm +1
#5 - deviousxreaper (01/08/2016) [-]
Dolphins are tricky tbh
#2 - I don't get it. What is the porpoise of this ?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Dank Webm +3
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#3 - deviousxreaper (01/08/2016) [-]
why its a dolphin silly
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#4 - stankebottoms (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, well.. I couldn't think of any dolphin puns...

I was going to go with "flogging the dolphin" or something about blow holes.. Came up empty. Went with porpoise and didn't look back..until now.
#5 - deviousxreaper (01/08/2016) [-]
Dolphins are tricky tbh
#1 - Picture 01/08/2016 on Damn science +1

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