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| #3 - Picture | 01/12/2016 on Why not? | 0 |
| #9 - It sounds like you were pursuing a degree in science, and that… | 01/12/2016 on Dropout | +1 |
| #1 - I had the same thought when Brittney Spears had that "acc… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on rodent vag | +147 |
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| #1 - Neither of those mugs would be offensive if they would drop th… [+] (21 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait | +26 |
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anon (01/12/2016) [-] Pretty much this. As a black person we think white people are fuckin' hilarious. Y'all get up to some crazy shit. Homegirl probably just wanted some white chick to do this. I'm laughin'. #2 -
dareus (01/12/2016) [-] And now i bring you "An Exercise in the Post-Modern Logic": OH SO NOW HONKEYS AND HONORABLE BLACK PERSONS HAVE TO SEGREGATE TEA YEAH? IS THAT HOW YOU SEE US? TOO IGNORANT TO DRINK THE WHITE MAN'S TEA? YES MASSA I'LL GO GET MY SPECIAL BLACK TEA. I DON'T DESERVE MASSA'S WHITE FOLK TEA. YOU'RE OPPRESSING THE LOT HONKEY CRACKA I just assumed black people would be very good at making tea. Why else would they call him "Mr. T"? Ice-T is good for stopping people that do sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous #6 -
dareus (01/12/2016) [-] He preferred to play chuiwan instead, which the Inuit peoples inherited from the Chinese thousands of years ago before they crossed the Bering Stait. The Inuit version was typically played on "ICE" lakes with a hole in them where they would hearty eggs with frozen sticks into the hole to bless the hole for bountiful fishing. Ice-T is obviously a reference to this due to the amount of time he spent in the Arctic regions of the Americas and Siberia with the Inuits learning their ways. #10 -
dareus (01/12/2016) [-] MC is a contraction of "Master of Ceremony". And "Sweet T" is a bastardization of "sweety", which is a nick name she earned one year when there was no clear winner to the Americanas Afrikaans Cup and instead of having the organization keep the winning pot she donated it to local impoverished children and their parents with a small sweet for each child (usually a butterscotch). Hence why they call her MC Sweet T. Master of Ceremony "Sweety" #12 -
dareus (01/12/2016) [-] This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence. #14 -
dareus (01/12/2016) [-] Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative. Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears. | ||
| #1 - Okay, it didn't really hit me until this post. Good one. | 01/12/2016 on Farewell, Major Tom. | +1 |
| #5 - I've nearly severed my penis doing something similar. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on (untitled) | +21 |
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| #1 - There is an increased likelihood of pool sharks if they brough… | 01/11/2016 on This little girl didn't see... | +2 |
| #16 - It is a scene from the movie "American Beauty". The … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Dancing in the wind | +8 |
| #2 - Marketing idea: toaster strudels with belly buttons on them. … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on (untitled) | +13 |
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| #4 - I knew this huge black guy who worked at the grocery store. It… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Sex | 0 |
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jamesiferrr (01/11/2016) [-] That's actually common in a committed relationship. Find yourself a nice girl and you'll get it. | ||
| #7 - Excellent-we have our repost! | 01/11/2016 on . | 0 |
| #3 - It was the thrill of showmanship, the cheering crowd. It looke… | 01/11/2016 on Why was this considered a... | +6 |
| #4 - I dunno, maybe set it up with the title? Chewy Tobba… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on . | 0 |
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| #6 - I found myself wanting to push the last one several times. | 01/10/2016 on Chose a button | 0 |
| #1 - C3PO has really let himself go. | 01/10/2016 on Star Wars VIII: Return of... | +4 |
| #10 - The most likely intention was to remove all the semen. Either … | 01/10/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop | +1 |
| #2 - Picture | 01/10/2016 on Drunk-E | +13 |
| #3 - It says a lot when the guest animators are making show openers… | 01/10/2016 on Push it to the limit | +1 |
| #1 - If I had the money and the paranoia. | 01/10/2016 on Rooting around my hdd and... | +1 |
| #5 - Comment deleted | 01/10/2016 on Accurate | 0 |
| #2 - I have a brilliant study design: we create a fictional, undera… | 01/10/2016 on Caspian paddock the poon... | +4 |
| #1 - AYY LMAO!! | 01/10/2016 on Baby Got Back | +101 |
| #1 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Dancing in the wind | +38 |
| It is a scene from the movie "American Beauty". The artsy fartsy kid made a film of a bag dancing in the wind. He thought it was the most beautiful thing. | ||
| #1 - I recently read that the "tears in rain" line was ad libbed. | 01/10/2016 on Like Tears in the Rain | 0 |
| #3 - Picture [+] (10 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on Obi Wan remembers | +212 |
| yeah but when he left anakin was literally a torso on fire alone in the middle of a lavafield which was on a completely uninhabited planet. he was about to die when obiwan left. like obi-wan thought for a second he couldve survived. In the novalization of Episode III, it is explained that when he saw Anakin burn he thought about putting him out of his misery, but that would be mercifull and Obi-Wan was too fed up with Anakins betrayal to give him that mercy (or something like this). I'd give him the mercy stroke rather than leave him to be slow roasted to death... no edgy = going against the current purely for the sake of going against the current | ||
