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Date Signed Up:11/10/2015
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#1 - Would not change it. I would get a second phone. 01/12/2016 on shake that healthy butt +2
#3 - Touché. 01/12/2016 on who hasn't? +1
#1 - Your fetishes are getting really esoteric.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on who hasn't? +3
#2 - sherlockbatman (01/12/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
*erotic
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#3 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Touché.
#2 - Picture 01/12/2016 on idiot savant +66
#2 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Baby Simulator 0
#1 - KILL ME!!!! KILL ME!! 01/12/2016 on Baby Simulator +10
#1 - Someone's baking some rolls, and it smells like sourdough.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Yeast +7
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#2 - cuntism (01/12/2016) [-]
Ah dude cmon
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#3 - cuntism (01/12/2016) [-]
Whoa wtf why does the smilie look like a hooker
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#4 - vigilum (01/12/2016) [-]
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#5 - myo (01/13/2016) [-]
#17 - Picture 01/12/2016 on Your're rich, now what? +2
#2 - He's not too far off. While David Bowie was not in t… 01/12/2016 on RIP DB 0
#2 - You know, I saw that episode, and that didn't even occur to me… 01/12/2016 on State Farm is always there 0
#10 - The one about the boy being sodomized to the point of tears ca… 01/12/2016 on Just a few bad apples 0
#4 - It begins.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on The Future is Now +104
#6 - So glad that I'm done with high school. 01/12/2016 on nigga moment +4
#3 - Carries the child, but still very much male-like the majestic … 01/12/2016 on admins son +1
#1 - You can't impregnate traps.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/12/2016 on admins son +15
#7 - iyr (01/13/2016) [-]
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#12 - erotictentacle (20 hours ago) [-]
From the way it looks like, the baby will be shat out?

Guess it'd finally be technically correct to call that baby "lil shit"
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#8 - warioteam (01/13/2016) [-]
frank what is this
#9 - myrgin (01/13/2016) [-]
the other kind of dick girl.
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#10 - warioteam (01/13/2016) [-]
cuntboys?
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#2 - canichaikait (01/12/2016) [-]
Addy's the one who got impregnated.
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#3 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Carries the child, but still very much male-like the majestic seahorse.
#2 - No thumbs for you. Most neutral post of all time. 01/12/2016 on Record Setting +9
#1 - Time to play the newest game of the season: Black Friday or Zo… 01/12/2016 on posting a controversial... +18
#3 - My favorite song of his is the one where he chokes to death on… 01/12/2016 on There's only 7 billion... 0
#15 - Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +1
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
#13 - This black Ti-85?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +1
#14 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
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#15 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
#11 - Christian Rapper, T Green?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +3
#12 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence.
#13 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
This black Ti-85?
#14 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
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#15 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
#9 - MC Sweet T?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +3
#10 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
MC is a contraction of "Master of Ceremony". And "Sweet T" is a bastardization of "sweety", which is a nick name she earned one year when there was no clear winner to the Americanas Afrikaans Cup and instead of having the organization keep the winning pot she donated it to local impoverished children and their parents with a small sweet for each child (usually a butterscotch). Hence why they call her MC Sweet T. Master of Ceremony "Sweety"
#11 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Christian Rapper, T Green?
#12 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence.
#13 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
This black Ti-85?
#14 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
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#15 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
#8 - Comment deleted 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait 0
#5 - And Ice-T?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +3
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#38 - dannyzapdos (01/12/2016) [-]
Ice-T is good for stopping people that do sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous
#8 - stankebottoms has deleted their comment.
#6 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
He preferred to play chuiwan instead, which the Inuit peoples inherited from the Chinese thousands of years ago before they crossed the Bering Stait. The Inuit version was typically played on "ICE" lakes with a hole in them where they would hearty eggs with frozen sticks into the hole to bless the hole for bountiful fishing. Ice-T is obviously a reference to this due to the amount of time he spent in the Arctic regions of the Americas and Siberia with the Inuits learning their ways.
#9 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
MC Sweet T?
#10 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
MC is a contraction of "Master of Ceremony". And "Sweet T" is a bastardization of "sweety", which is a nick name she earned one year when there was no clear winner to the Americanas Afrikaans Cup and instead of having the organization keep the winning pot she donated it to local impoverished children and their parents with a small sweet for each child (usually a butterscotch). Hence why they call her MC Sweet T. Master of Ceremony "Sweety"
#11 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Christian Rapper, T Green?
#12 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence.
#13 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
This black Ti-85?
#14 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
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#15 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.
#3 - I just assumed black people would be very good at making tea. …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Like a fish taking bait +4
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#20 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
no they're not, but they make good tea leaf picking
#4 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Because he liked to play golf.
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#5 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
And Ice-T?
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#38 - dannyzapdos (01/12/2016) [-]
Ice-T is good for stopping people that do sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous
#8 - stankebottoms has deleted their comment.
#6 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
He preferred to play chuiwan instead, which the Inuit peoples inherited from the Chinese thousands of years ago before they crossed the Bering Stait. The Inuit version was typically played on "ICE" lakes with a hole in them where they would hearty eggs with frozen sticks into the hole to bless the hole for bountiful fishing. Ice-T is obviously a reference to this due to the amount of time he spent in the Arctic regions of the Americas and Siberia with the Inuits learning their ways.
#9 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
MC Sweet T?
#10 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
MC is a contraction of "Master of Ceremony". And "Sweet T" is a bastardization of "sweety", which is a nick name she earned one year when there was no clear winner to the Americanas Afrikaans Cup and instead of having the organization keep the winning pot she donated it to local impoverished children and their parents with a small sweet for each child (usually a butterscotch). Hence why they call her MC Sweet T. Master of Ceremony "Sweety"
#11 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Christian Rapper, T Green?
#12 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
This one is actually quite interesting. T Green's actual name is Lawrence T Green and when he was coming into recognition as an artist there was an semi-infamous court case in Minnesota of the States of the state of Minnesota vs. one Lawrence T Green, who was a belligerent and abusive man. Since his name being erroneously associated with this other particular individual while performing in the Christian scene, he was forced to drop his first name from his performing name and T Green became his alias. Quick Trivia: The T is short for Tarrence.
#13 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
This black Ti-85?
#14 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Well this one of which you are actually assuming correctly. The original calculator of the Ti series was the Ti-1046, which was an homage to the earliest year that we have physical evidence of tea being in common use in the Yunnan province in early China. (1046 BC) The Ti-1046 was invented in 1804 and was almost exclusively used to calculate the exact granule count of tea particles per x amount of water to create the ideal cup of tea. It was generally constructed of rose wood base and marbled coin like calculeens arranged along thin copper rods in such a way that if you were to press the calculeens to the order of magnitude of the volume of water that you had, the remaining calculeens would display the granulage (in ppm) that you would need to achieve tea perfection. Quick Trivia: TI is a contraction of Tea Initiative.
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#15 - stankebottoms (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I'm glad we've settled this. I'm going to settle in with a cup of earl grey tears.
#16 - dareus (01/12/2016) [-]
Chamomile Lavender master race.

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