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#4 - 10/10 would have whoop my ass. 12/22/2015 on Beating the shit out of... 0
#2 - When you came after 20 seconds and you are trying to keep hard… 12/22/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2 - I know this is a typical white knight thing to say, but I thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Sure gave me wood +4
#4 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I am genuinely uncertain as to whether you are joking or not
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#5 - stankebottoms (12/23/2015) [-]
It was a joke. Nearly everything I ever comment on this site is a joke.


I just wanna make somebody laugh.
#2 - When is Tumbler going to demand an apology for the transphobia…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Ace Ventura +35
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#18 - retardedboss (12/23/2015) [-]
The last time I visited my brothers fiance was complaining about the transphobia in this movie. Ugh, it makes me sad.
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#14 - donatelo (12/23/2015) [-]
I use tumblr. i really dont give a shit about this.
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#15 - derius (12/23/2015) [-]
You don't fit to our stereotypes about tumblr users? You must quit using it immediately.
#4 - dakirbinator (12/23/2015) [-]
omae wa mou shindeiru
They are already triggered.

But hey, I'm trans and this movie was the best anyway. Capital L laughs from the entire thing.
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#6 - stankebottoms (12/23/2015) [-]
Groovy.

I'm not trans, but I have worn my wife's underwear before...but then that was over my face.


She was not amused.
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#11 - misternobodie (12/23/2015) [-]
That must be what victory feels like.
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#13 - stankebottoms (12/23/2015) [-]
Sorta. I thought I was really onto something but the Bane impersonation did not go over well.
#8 - dakirbinator (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, I'm amused.
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#9 - stankebottoms (12/23/2015) [-]
Awesome! That makes one person...
#9 - In no universe would a black guy be Aquaman-they simply cannot swim. 12/22/2015 on If DC Characters were black 0
#4 - That is one impressive dildo. 12/22/2015 on SpaceX makes history with... +1
#7 - Everyone is upset about Finn being able to fight a Sith Lord s…  [+] (34 new replies) 12/22/2015 on TR-8R comp +91
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#107 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
He's no sith though. He's a knight of Ren.
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#104 - malcolmcz (12/23/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren isnt a Sith lord in the first place
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#82 - cackrel (12/23/2015) [-]
Chewbacca had already shot at Kylo and hit his side.
And Kylo Ren wasn't a sith lord. But an apprentice.
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#112 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
And not even a Sith Apprentice, but a knight of Ren... The only way he EVER becomes a sith is if Snoke is a Sith, which I don't think is the case.
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#60 - bendingtimeisgood (12/23/2015) [-]
You also have to remember that Kylo Ren has very little training, and he's never been in a real lightsaber duel either.
#77 - racoonking (12/23/2015) [-]
Except Kylo Ren killed all of Luke's other apprentices when he turned to the dark side?
#117 - maninaboat (12/23/2015) [-]
It never says he killed the other Jedi in training.
It says he destroyed the Academy.

It is just as likely that he converted them all to the Dark Side as the Knights of Ren. (And IMHO, likely going to turn out as EXACTLY what happened.)
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#109 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
WHo says that Luke ever trained them in light-saber combat and not only the force? We don't know even know how long he had the new Jedi order up and running. could have been two days for all we know.
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#18 - dndxplain (12/22/2015) [-]
Fin gets his ass kicked within a few seconds.
#16 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
A fucking bitch nigger CAN PICK UP A LIGHT SABER AND GO TOE TO TOE WITH A SITH

What USE is the fucking force then

Of what use is the goddamn force?!?!?!!!

FUCK JJ ABRAMS STUPID FUCKING JEW RUINING STAR WARS
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#64 - sirrawrsalot (12/23/2015) [-]
You forgot the part where Ren got gut shot by chewy's lazer crossbow bullshit that's been making stormtroopers fly end over end with massive holes in their chest . Finn basically just blocked a few times, and got a hit in, it was a pretty one sided fight, against a wounded man. And he's a stormtrooper, not some kind of autistic hemophiliac baby.
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#61 - selongb (12/23/2015) [-]
Fynn was highly trained, just had a weak constitution.
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#57 - bigbeaufort (12/23/2015) [-]
ALL SPOILERS BELOW



He was injured, and also very unsure of himself. When someone not attuned to the force (we assume) wields your weapon against him, it probably made him worry.

Remember, he kept hitting his side too where he took the bolt caster shot. I assume he was attempting to channel that pain and anger into the dark side, but being that he was not a full fledged sith lord, he tarded it up.
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#108 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
And he will never be a sith lord... Because he's a Knight of Ren. The only way he would ever be a sith is if Snoke is a sith (which I don't think he is).
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#41 - Jesusnipples (12/23/2015) [-]
Ren ain't shit, he's basically an angsty 15 year old
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#63 - hellomynameisbill (12/23/2015) [-]
just like his grandaddy
#34 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Ren is also only an apprentice, not a Lord.

Not sure where everyone is getting the idea that Kylo Ren is a Sith Lord from.

Sith Lords are effectively the highest Tier of Sith before the Dark council.
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#106 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
And people also forgot he's not a Sith at all... He's a knight of Ren.
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#15 - logicstrike (12/22/2015) [-]
and kylo had just gotten his shit recked by Chewie crossbow blast thing
#29 - geneticrepo (12/23/2015) [-]
Seriously, i dont get how so many people deny the impact that shot had on kylo.

They make a point to show off how powerful those bow shots are. Like 3 fucking times. It knocks motherfuckers off their feet, small explosions and shit. It shrekts people.

He gets a solid fucking gut shot on kylo. It definitely took the wind out of his sails, and was IMO the only thing that kept kylo from obliterating finn and rey.
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#35 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
Frankly, the fact that Kylo was still standing after taking a torso-shot from a Bowcaster is actually kinda impressive.

I never really got the impression that he was particularly strong.

He's got his force paralysis thing and a bit of mind-trick, but he got his own mind-reading turned back on him by a force-sensitive with no training at all.

Plus, his saber-fighting looked a lot like Darth Vader's. Rather than any of the fancy stuff you see from Anakin or young-Obi-wan.

So his force-powers are weak, and he fights like a cripple. It's clear he's just a disposable tool for... Whatever his boss's name was.
#115 - geneticrepo (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah. IMO it was intentional to establish his rise in power level in the next movie.

I really see why they dampened his abilitues and powers a bit for the first movie. There would be no place to go if this amazing sith walked around and annihilated everything with a flick of his hand in the first 10 mins of the movie. They kept bouncing back to the whole guidance/lost between dark and light/ need to be stronger aspect which shows him as someone who isnt all powerful. And i think thats what people dont like about it.

They had all these ideas that this dude is a star killer badass thats basically vader 2.0, and theyre raging because they feel he didnt live up to it.
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#76 - createdjustnow (12/23/2015) [-]
the mind reading was turned back on him because in order to do it the force user opens his mind to the other person, and they only attempt this on non force sensitive people because it's a 2 way street, same with will manipulation, you can't use the force to make a force user do what you tell them
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#56 - Neodude (12/23/2015) [-]
I got the impression he was insanely good(at-least force wise) in the first scene....he stopped a fucking blaster bolt mid air.....
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#78 - ironsoul (12/23/2015) [-]
That just means he's fast with telekinesis, not necessarily powerful. Blaster bolts are only plasma, which isn't very dense, and they don't move faster than the eye can track, so it wouldn't take a huge amount of force to stop one.
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#116 - iamnuff (12/23/2015) [-]
It'd be pretty funny if he almost didn't see the bolt coming. didn't have his saber ready to block. He caught the bolt on raw reflex and is totally aware of how close some punk-ass rebel came to killing him.

All the rest of the scene is of him trying to play off how he almost shit his pants.
#80 - thorseph (12/23/2015) [-]
technically they do, i mean a blaster bolt blurs because of the fact that our eyes can't keep up with it, but we still see it, making it look longer than it actually is, so while he had the reflex, to do it from a position he wasn't looking at makes it completely instinctive, force intuition, what bugs me is that the bolt would under his spell not stay the same length, in my opinion.
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#81 - ironsoul (12/23/2015) [-]
Agreed, nor should it have resumed movement.
#83 - thorseph (12/23/2015) [-]
it may have dissipated, or continued it's movement from where it left off after his force's influence left, for that purpose i think it was just more thematically sound to let it continue... however that implies that once kylo effects something with the force through paralysis, they are no longer subject to forces such as that of light, or physics, based on how it plays out in the movie, that puts his force paralysis on quite another level.
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#84 - ironsoul (12/23/2015) [-]
Perhaps it was some sort of time fuckery?
#86 - thorseph (12/23/2015) [-]
and this is the problem, if he has that sort of control with no noticeable repercussions he has the potential to become the greatest sith that has ever lived, as long as he fills a few requirements vader didn't like killing someone he loves, check, or not getting completely crippled and losing three limbs, making it harder to use the force because he has prosthetics, check... yep, he's got this shit, no one sees that cause he's a whiny little bitch though, don't think it will be the same after his training.
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#48 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2015) [-]
All sith are inherently tough as shit, because of the abuse they go through during training.
I mean, look at Starkiller. Gets fucking spaceships crashed into him, and he shrugs it off.
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#113 - runelh (12/23/2015) [-]
Though he's not a Sith, he's a knight of Ren.
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#1 - I'm polishing my bishop just thinking about it. 12/22/2015 on chess is a beautiful game 0
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#7 - This is the future. Productivity grinds to a halt. Society cru…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on would you like to play a game? 0
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#8 - gittons (12/21/2015) [-]
connect all the waifu and husbando bots to sperm banks,
a new generation is born that have sex daily but no human interaction.
#1 - Man that's eerie. 12/21/2015 on So fucking relevant +6
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#1 - Four minute mile, rolling downhill.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on >4 minute mile +40
#13 - lostabyss (12/22/2015) [-]
*rolling
#3 - Awesome. Like most black charities, his are completel… 12/21/2015 on Hermione 0
#1 - Isn't that the white guy who is posing as a black guy?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Hermione +1
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#2 - omegafriend (12/21/2015) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
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#3 - stankebottoms (12/21/2015) [-]
Awesome.

Like most black charities, his are completely defrauding the African American community-but at least this time they will be correct when they accuse the white man of keeping them down.
#2 - But.. But he does. He looks just like that. 12/21/2015 on SJW gets mad at south park +41
#8 - It's the current year. 12/21/2015 on The new Harry, Hermoine,... +2
#3 - Hermione ****** up a spray tan spell. 12/21/2015 on blackened +6
#5 - I'm told that the term "cracker" does not refer to t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on hey thats *our* word 0
#12 - hillbillypowpow (12/22/2015) [-]
But even if we cared enough to get offended then we'd just start thinking about crackers and once you start thinking about crackers you can't be angry enough to be upset
#2 - This is one of the reasons guys go hoggin from time to time. 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +3
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on She "checked out" early 0
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