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#68 - they were hyping up his ground game. but people just forget wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on god bless America 0
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#69 - fjaggot (01/11/2016) [-]
he made him look like a child tbh
#55 - got his ass beat ufc 195, but i like him.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2016 on god bless America 0
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#60 - fjaggot (01/10/2016) [-]
He has that flow in his striking similar to Nate Diaz and has a lot of potential. His main flaw in the fight was that he had no takedown defense and wrestling skills because he's a boxer. Hopefully he'll work on his ground game and we'll see some more of the stuff that he pulled with Jake Lindsey.
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#68 - stankape (01/11/2016) [-]
they were hyping up his ground game. but people just forget what a bad motherfucker dustin poirier is ever since mcgregor ran through him
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#69 - fjaggot (01/11/2016) [-]
he made him look like a child tbh
#51 - Why Joe Duffy?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on god bless America 0
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#54 - fjaggot (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know cause he's a chill dude
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#55 - stankape (01/10/2016) [-]
got his ass beat ufc 195, but i like him.
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#60 - fjaggot (01/10/2016) [-]
He has that flow in his striking similar to Nate Diaz and has a lot of potential. His main flaw in the fight was that he had no takedown defense and wrestling skills because he's a boxer. Hopefully he'll work on his ground game and we'll see some more of the stuff that he pulled with Jake Lindsey.
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#68 - stankape (01/11/2016) [-]
they were hyping up his ground game. but people just forget what a bad motherfucker dustin poirier is ever since mcgregor ran through him
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#69 - fjaggot (01/11/2016) [-]
he made him look like a child tbh
#54 - i feel bad for donald  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on The force is strong at... 0
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#55 - nywrestler (12/20/2015) [-]
Me too. Cowboy is one of my favorites, as far as fighting style as well as personality. Such a cool dude, always up for a scrap, always dangerous. On such a long win streak too, to see it broken like that really sucks. Also considering he has two losses to RDA now, he won't be fighting for the title again at 155 anytime soon so he could be relegated to being a gatekeeper at this point. Definitely would have liked to see him with gold around his waist.
#47 - it's all about the sinatra for me 12/10/2015 on Fly me to the moon... 0
#39 - Jeff Foxworthy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on MEN DON'T NEED PENISES +7
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#74 - catkyte (12/10/2015) [-]
lol glad someone understood the reference.
#56 - they surrendered in WWII, so they have a reputation in america…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2015 on SJW are Ruining This Nation +26
#74 - bumple (12/09/2015) [-]
lol .. so by that logic, Norway and Denmark is also cowards
#173 - hetzerdk (12/09/2015) [-]
Denmark did not have a army comparable with the french, hell, they even send motorbikes with onstrapped 20mm machine cannons against tanks and destroyed a few . They didnt have any tanks, their airforce was as good as nonexistent, and they run around with ww1 gear. Of course they surrendered quickly, because they didnt even have a fighting chance.
#111 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Actually Charles de Gaulle is mostly responsible for the American hatred of the French.

He claimed the French liberated Paris themselves without acknowledging the fact they had american assistance nor the fact that it wouldn't have been possible without the extensive sacrifices of the allies on D-day and the ensuing invasion.

When DeGaulle later removed France from NATO and ordered all US soldiers based in France to leave seriously damaged relations to the point that President Lyndon Johnson directly ordered Secretary of State Rusk to ask DeGaulle if his order to remove all U.S. troops from French soil also included the 60,000+ soldiers buried in France from World War I and World War II. DeGaulle, embarrassed, got up and left and never answered.

Add in that the French are considered needlessly rude especially to Americans doesn't help matters.
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#163 - dreygur (12/09/2015) [-]
This guy isn't wrong with his last point. My cousin went to France a couple of months ago, and the first thing I heard about the trip was how unpleasant it was to be a tourist there.
#114 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Oh! The more you know. Neat.

He was probably jealous that he didn't get to permanently keep a chunk of Germany.
(Other than Alsace and Lorraine)
#101 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
The Vikings have a pretty solid reputation for courage, though uncivilized. Pretty sure their culture died out at some point during the Crusades. I haven't heard much about Scandinavians' recent military acts, with an exception to Finland in the Winter War. Norway and Denmark were each occupied for most of WWII, I think, and Nordic countries didn't have the resources to fight at the same level as Britain or Germany.
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#269 - angelious (12/09/2015) [-]
finland isnt part of skandinavia.
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#82 - timmywankenobi (12/09/2015) [-]
yes.
#99 - that's very true 12/06/2015 on Leia bikini +10
#94 - see you think the thumbs down come from people that think she'…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Leia bikini -12
#98 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Fisher wasn't ugly tho, that's for sure.
#122 - veryfahnyjokes (12/06/2015) [-]
She wasn't ugly she was hideous
#118 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
What are opinions?
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#111 - talldumbdork (12/06/2015) [-]
I wasn't a huge fan. But she definitely rocked the bikini. Definitely not ugly. Honestly I think I just dont like that hair-up style she had.
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#99 - stankape (12/06/2015) [-]
that's very true
#97 - so two bengal tigers with a different number of stripes are di… 12/05/2015 on #Lifesaver 0

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User avatar #96 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
jimble coming into profile for say message of merry chrimble!

have good and happy has hope!
#93 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Cuz why not.
#72 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Wanna wrestle?
#73 to #72 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
My sport is my sport and I stand by it!
#74 to #73 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I commend your resolve. You shall have a quick death.
I commend your resolve. You shall have a quick death.
User avatar #75 to #74 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Can confirm that these are actual moves
#76 to #75 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #76 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Not that though. No striking allowed
#78 to #77 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
How about suplexing a deer?
How about suplexing a deer?
User avatar #79 to #78 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Suplexes are totally a thing. Mostly in Greco roman tho
#80 to #79 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
User avatar #81 to #80 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Not that hard either, unless the guy sinks his hips
User avatar #82 to #81 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
What if he sinks his ship?
User avatar #83 to #82 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Then you just keep guessing spaces until you hit his destroyer
#84 to #83 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Destroyah, you say?
User avatar #85 to #84 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
If it isn't biollante I don't even want to hear it
#86 to #85 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Best I can do is SpaceGodzilla.
User avatar #87 to #86 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah. Don't want none
#88 to #87 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
How about Orga?
User avatar #89 to #88 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Jet jaguar?
User avatar #91 to #90 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Godzilla is so cool
User avatar #92 to #91 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Damn right he is. Godzilla is my childhood hero.
User avatar #66 to #65 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
not much, thanks for the voice message, wierdly touching
User avatar #67 to #66 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
Just a random friend request I'm guessing?
User avatar #68 to #67 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
friending tons of people just cuz i like this community so i thought itd be nice to be a bit more in it, naw mean?
User avatar #69 to #68 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
I know what you mean. If you want to chat visit my profile or IM me . I'm online most of the time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thanks man, same for you. i don't know you in real life, but if you ever have an issue or problem that you just need talked over with an unbiased person, i got your back. or if you're not into that, that's cool too
User avatar #71 to #70 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
Same to you.
User avatar #58 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
So is it Stank-ape or Stan-kape?
User avatar #60 to #58 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
stank ape
User avatar #63 to #60 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Ah, nice to meet me, im paintt, as in paintt.
User avatar #64 to #63 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nice to meet you, i look forward to making awkward comments on future status updates of yours
User avatar #42 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
why did you send me a request?
User avatar #43 to #42 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk is a rough place, a guy needs friends in here
User avatar #44 to #43 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
but I don't know you. Normally conversation precedes friend requests...
User avatar #45 to #44 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
this is a conversation
User avatar #46 to #45 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
the request came before this.
User avatar #47 to #46 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
but the acceptance hasn't happened yet, so this precedes the friendship
User avatar #48 to #47 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
mhmm
User avatar #49 to #48 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
so hey feel free to accept if you want, if not, i wont be offended
User avatar #50 to #49 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
I still don't know you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm stnkape, i like templar knights and i recently decided to friend lots of people to better ingratiate myself with the community of this website
User avatar #52 to #51 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't do theme accounts. Have a good life, then. Enjoy your rp.
User avatar #53 to #52 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm not a theme account, i just think templars are neat-o hence the header and the knight avatar. peep my comment history, you won't see a knight in sight
User avatar #54 to #53 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
sorry, I'm tired. My brain autocorrected your comment to "I'm stankape the templar knight..."
User avatar #55 to #54 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
all's forgiven
User avatar #56 to #55 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
Welp, goodbye.
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Sethorein, give the guy a break, so he wants some blues to be friends with? Whats the worst thing that could happen?
User avatar #59 to #57 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
I rarely add friends outside of friendly. It's not like I hide my profile from anyone anyways...
User avatar #61 to #59 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey, next thing you know, well be friends too, watch.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Sethorein (01/18/2015) [-]
join friendly, then maybe we'll talk.
User avatar #20 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
Phew, that's stanky.
User avatar #21 to #20 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thank you, its my greatest source of pride
User avatar #31 to #21 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
Take a shower, you damned dirty ape.
User avatar #32 to #31 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
make me
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That won't stop me!
#36 to #35 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
peep the sick waterproof armor brah
#37 to #36 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That isn't waterproof. Chainmail is full of holes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
it's enchanted
#40 to #38 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't change that you're a monkey trying to fit into a man's armor. That ****** gonna leak.
User avatar #41 to #40 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #39 to #38 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
the white goo in my avatar seals it up
User avatar #2 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
you rang
User avatar #3 to #2 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
have i attempted to friend you yet?
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
indeed
User avatar #5 to #4 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
rough streets of funnyjunk, a guy needs friends. thats all i want
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well need common ground to stand on.
**** you like and such
User avatar #7 to #6 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i like GOT minecraft, and being active, except for when im not active, in which case im really unactive
User avatar #8 to #7 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well im a console type
my computer will only have war games played on them
furry but you figured that out
chocoholic
and mass effect wasnt as bad as i remembered
User avatar #9 to #8 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thats enough for me to be your friend right?
User avatar #11 to #9 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well i guess but i normally meet them on boards or something
User avatar #12 to #11 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
boards are nonsense, be everyones friend!
User avatar #14 to #12 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
nah i used to
but house cleaning and a stalker later
im more selective
User avatar #15 to #14 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
ive never stalked anyone, promise
User avatar #10 to #9 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
Friends are nice
User avatar #13 to #10 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
im trying to friend you, but i cant?
User avatar #16 to #13 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't really do anything with my friends list anyways. It's usually easy to find me on here funnyjunk.com/pt15. I caught the word minecraft in your comment above and thought you were looking for a server to play on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nah man, but thatnks for the offer. im still a noob since not having it for a few years, and would drag the server down
User avatar #18 to #17 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
Actually simply being on it and having friends on to co-op helps it out. It needs to be more active anyways. On the flip side, you aren't expected to know everything about MC, there are so many things on our server I'm probably not even aware of. (It has mods added: magic, chocobos, machinery, transformation, etc. It's hard to keep track of now.)
User avatar #19 to #18 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
still no thanks doing one with an irl friend, sorry to disappoint
User avatar #1 - stankape (12/23/2014) [-]
Sure is busy here in my comment section hahaha.... I'm so alone
User avatar #22 to #1 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
kill urself faggot
User avatar #23 to #22 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
jokes on you my mom already told me that
#24 to #23 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Then why havent you done it yet?
User avatar #25 to #24 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
cuz i can't afford a parachute with ron paul 2004 painted on it yet
User avatar #26 to #25 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Since you'll be dead you might as well sell your belonging for it
User avatar #27 to #26 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i can't im leaving those to my cat, trust me ive thought it all out
#28 to #27 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
God speed to you then
User avatar #29 to #28 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
you've given me hope that one day i can take my own life, thank you sir
#30 to #29 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Dont thank me, thank the spacecow.
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