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stankape

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/25/2015
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#93 - guardianatreyu (01/24/2015) [-]
Cuz why not.
#72 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
Wanna wrestle?
#73 to #72 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
My sport is my sport and I stand by it!
#74 to #73 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
I commend your resolve. You shall have a quick death.
I commend your resolve. You shall have a quick death.
User avatar #75 to #74 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Can confirm that these are actual moves
User avatar #77 to #76 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Not that though. No striking allowed
#78 to #77 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
How about suplexing a deer?
How about suplexing a deer?
User avatar #79 to #78 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Suplexes are totally a thing. Mostly in Greco roman tho
#80 to #79 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
User avatar #81 to #80 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Not that hard either, unless the guy sinks his hips
User avatar #82 to #81 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
What if he sinks his ship?
User avatar #83 to #82 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Then you just keep guessing spaces until you hit his destroyer
#84 to #83 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
Destroyah, you say?
User avatar #85 to #84 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
If it isn't biollante I don't even want to hear it
#86 to #85 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
Best I can do is SpaceGodzilla.
User avatar #87 to #86 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah. Don't want none
#88 to #87 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
How about Orga?
User avatar #89 to #88 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Jet jaguar?
User avatar #91 to #90 - stankape (01/22/2015) [-]
Godzilla is so cool
User avatar #92 to #91 - guardianatreyu (01/22/2015) [-]
Damn right he is. Godzilla is my childhood hero.
User avatar #66 to #65 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
not much, thanks for the voice message, wierdly touching
User avatar #67 to #66 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
Just a random friend request I'm guessing?
User avatar #68 to #67 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
friending tons of people just cuz i like this community so i thought itd be nice to be a bit more in it, naw mean?
User avatar #69 to #68 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
I know what you mean. If you want to chat visit my profile or IM me . I'm online most of the time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thanks man, same for you. i don't know you in real life, but if you ever have an issue or problem that you just need talked over with an unbiased person, i got your back. or if you're not into that, that's cool too
User avatar #71 to #70 - gnomechild (01/18/2015) [-]
Same to you.
User avatar #58 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
So is it Stank-ape or Stan-kape?
User avatar #60 to #58 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
stank ape
User avatar #63 to #60 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Ah, nice to meet me, im paintt, as in paintt.
User avatar #64 to #63 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nice to meet you, i look forward to making awkward comments on future status updates of yours
User avatar #42 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
why did you send me a request?
User avatar #43 to #42 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
funnyjunk is a rough place, a guy needs friends in here
User avatar #44 to #43 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
but I don't know you. Normally conversation precedes friend requests...
User avatar #45 to #44 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
this is a conversation
User avatar #46 to #45 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
the request came before this.
User avatar #47 to #46 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
but the acceptance hasn't happened yet, so this precedes the friendship
User avatar #48 to #47 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
mhmm
User avatar #49 to #48 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
so hey feel free to accept if you want, if not, i wont be offended
User avatar #50 to #49 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I still don't know you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm stnkape, i like templar knights and i recently decided to friend lots of people to better ingratiate myself with the community of this website
User avatar #52 to #51 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't do theme accounts. Have a good life, then. Enjoy your rp.
User avatar #53 to #52 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i'm not a theme account, i just think templars are neat-o hence the header and the knight avatar. peep my comment history, you won't see a knight in sight
User avatar #54 to #53 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
sorry, I'm tired. My brain autocorrected your comment to "I'm stankape the templar knight..."
User avatar #55 to #54 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
all's forgiven
User avatar #56 to #55 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Welp, goodbye.
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Sethorein, give the guy a break, so he wants some blues to be friends with? Whats the worst thing that could happen?
User avatar #59 to #57 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I rarely add friends outside of friendly. It's not like I hide my profile from anyone anyways...
User avatar #61 to #59 - paintt (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey, next thing you know, well be friends too, watch.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Sethorein ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
join friendly, then maybe we'll talk.
User avatar #20 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
Phew, that's stanky.
User avatar #21 to #20 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thank you, its my greatest source of pride
User avatar #31 to #21 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
Take a shower, you damned dirty ape.
User avatar #32 to #31 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
make me
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That won't stop me!
#36 to #35 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
peep the sick waterproof armor brah
#37 to #36 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That isn't waterproof. Chainmail is full of holes.
User avatar #38 to #37 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
it's enchanted
#40 to #38 - dashgamer (01/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't change that you're a monkey trying to fit into a man's armor. That ****** gonna leak.
User avatar #41 to #40 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nah
User avatar #39 to #38 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
the white goo in my avatar seals it up
User avatar #2 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
you rang
User avatar #3 to #2 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
have i attempted to friend you yet?
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
indeed
User avatar #5 to #4 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
rough streets of funnyjunk, a guy needs friends. thats all i want
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well need common ground to stand on.
**** you like and such
User avatar #7 to #6 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i like GOT minecraft, and being active, except for when im not active, in which case im really unactive
User avatar #8 to #7 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well im a console type
my computer will only have war games played on them
furry but you figured that out
chocoholic
and mass effect wasnt as bad as i remembered
User avatar #9 to #8 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
thats enough for me to be your friend right?
User avatar #11 to #9 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
well i guess but i normally meet them on boards or something
User avatar #12 to #11 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
boards are nonsense, be everyones friend!
User avatar #14 to #12 - lordvimless (01/18/2015) [-]
nah i used to
but house cleaning and a stalker later
im more selective
User avatar #15 to #14 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
ive never stalked anyone, promise
User avatar #10 to #9 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
Friends are nice
User avatar #13 to #10 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
im trying to friend you, but i cant?
User avatar #16 to #13 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't really do anything with my friends list anyways. It's usually easy to find me on here funnyjunk.com/pt15. I caught the word minecraft in your comment above and thought you were looking for a server to play on.
User avatar #17 to #16 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
nah man, but thatnks for the offer. im still a noob since not having it for a few years, and would drag the server down
User avatar #18 to #17 - fluttergrey (01/18/2015) [-]
Actually simply being on it and having friends on to co-op helps it out. It needs to be more active anyways. On the flip side, you aren't expected to know everything about MC, there are so many things on our server I'm probably not even aware of. (It has mods added: magic, chocobos, machinery, transformation, etc. It's hard to keep track of now.)
User avatar #19 to #18 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
still no thanks doing one with an irl friend, sorry to disappoint
User avatar #1 - stankape (12/23/2014) [-]
Sure is busy here in my comment section hahaha.... I'm so alone
User avatar #22 to #1 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
kill urself faggot
User avatar #23 to #22 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
jokes on you my mom already told me that
#24 to #23 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Then why havent you done it yet?
User avatar #25 to #24 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
cuz i can't afford a parachute with ron paul 2004 painted on it yet
User avatar #26 to #25 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Since you'll be dead you might as well sell your belonging for it
User avatar #27 to #26 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
i can't im leaving those to my cat, trust me ive thought it all out
#28 to #27 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
God speed to you then
User avatar #29 to #28 - stankape (01/18/2015) [-]
you've given me hope that one day i can take my own life, thank you sir
#30 to #29 - sladee (01/18/2015) [-]
Dont thank me, thank the spacecow.
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