It's dovahkiin, but whatever it's still awesome no matter how you spell it!

Why is it not here yet?!

Nah, I'll buy it, but I prefer the classics. "It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!"

hardly a classic...... it was release in what? 2006? still quite modern

IDC I'M THE MUTHAFUCKIN HERO OF KVATCH.

so am i..... twice.

Actually, I'm the Champion of Cyrodiil

so am i...... twice.

*thrice

champion of cyrodil twice, archmage three times, champion of the fighters guild once, grey fox once, speaker once.

I've been all of them, but only once...
Pic semi-related. It's the great gate! :)

*A great gate. there are multiple.

What? As far as I know you only encounter 1 great gate. Unless you count the one at Kvatch but you never actually see that GG.

yeah.... counted it. but isnt there one in the imperial city?

Oh shit thats right there were like 7 in the IC. Then Martin becomes a fucking DRAGON and kills Dagon. And people call us nerds. If they played these games, they'd be addicted too.

Indeed. I will nerd-gasm on 11.11.11

YES 360! There are but 2 consoles: PC, and Xbox. BF3 is getting better graphics on Xbox than PS3, Skyrim probably won't even sell on PS3, and MW3 will be lagged and hacked out on PS3. Therefore, Xbox.

actually PS3 can handle much better graphics than Xbox due to using blue ray....... they are technically better than Xbox in terms of performance, and skyrim is being released on both platforms (plus PC) i just prefer Xbox, especially 4 the Halo.

Blu-ray isn't supplementing BF3. It's still running in 720p 30fps. They announced that Xbox 360 will have superior lighting on the 360. Also, my point wasn't that Skyrim won't be RELEASED on PS3, it's that it won't SELL on PS3. If you'll kindly notice, there aren't many PS3 Oblivion videos. Also, FUCK YES HALO 4 AND HALO CEA.

really not looking forward to the 343 halo games actually. I think that they will just whore them out.

Well 343i is all the former Bungie employees (the ones who made Halo 3) so IMO it will be just like H3 with better graphics and more features.

I logged in just to thumb this up...SKYRIM FTW

Holy shit, what is this? Forged in God's very flames
Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game!

time is nigh! i must fly! venture forth on my quest!
goodbye ma, goodbye pa, and goodbye girlfriends breasts!

I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule,
I'll be gone Albion, i'm no longer your fool!

Other crap filled the gap while i waited to begin,
the adventure of my life in the land of skyim!

i would kill babies if i thought it would get me skyrim sooner.

i need this game!

by the gods..

i wanna see the comment too..... why did he have to delete it... not fair

same with me

now you're thinking with portals

TOBUSCUS!!!

TOBUSCUS

he knows my name

In case you want it

I love you :] for posting Toby here on fj... :]

You give us bisexuals a bad name.
"LOL IM LES BUT IF I GET UNDER 50 I GO BI LOL"
You can't choose your sexuality.
Pic highly related.

i said i would consider it, that wod creates a difference, as it happens i am bicurious, not bisexual

And you're going to let a roll on funnyjunk decide...? Plus this has nothing to do with bisexuality why the fuck are you commenting this here?

never mind then, it was meant to be humourous, i guess i just have a different sense of humour to other poeple

Good one dude

For fucks sake, noone cares about your sexuality.

No, I wouldn't have. A. I have a girlfriend and B. Even if I didn't, I'm not desperate enough to try it on with someone on the internet.

That doesn't even make sense...

your that one big blonde/sexist joke brought to life, but retarded.

stay in the kitchen you vermin of the world

I really miss the time when you just beat up the woman when she should be quiet.

that made my day lol

[url deleted]

yes it is.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3633784 Here ya go buddy. :)

why thank you :)

well thats bananas... foiling my plans of giving you a link to the awesomest movie evar.

This has to be the best one I've seen.

long must be very sore afterwards