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Date Signed Up:1/15/2014
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    Epic Truth Epic Truth
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    Get over here, you louse Get over here, you louse
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    I said what what I said what what
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    Gangsta Gangsta
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User avatar #22 - rikter (02/27/2014) [-]
Dr. John: Right Place Wrong Time
User avatar #23 to #22 - stabbedinthecrotch (02/28/2014) [-]
Van Morrison-Comfortably Numb
Forget the picture, this is an incredible version of this song; one of my absolute favorites
User avatar #21 - rikter (02/10/2014) [-]
What kinda sick **** gets turned on watching a guy **** a donkey?
User avatar #13 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
20 bucks little man, put that money in my hand
User avatar #15 to #14 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/29/2014) [-]
My mom's been ******* a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
That came so the **** outta nowhere that I laughed out loud. So I Had a little computer trouble, and got it working today by doing a factory reset. Which contains CyberLink Power DVD player. And it's a great ******* player, so today I've just been watching stuff and re-installing my steam library. Clerks 2 is a lot funnier that I even remembered
User avatar #17 to #16 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/29/2014) [-]
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and **** . Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and **** . Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first ************ to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and **** it. And people’d be like, “There he goes. Homeboy ****** a Martian once.”
User avatar #18 to #17 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
That's your answer to everything: pussy
User avatar #19 to #18 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/30/2014) [-]
Randal: I don’t **** around when it comes to ass-to-mouth.
Dante: You never go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: It’s never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.
Dante: You never go ass-to-mouth, Randal.
Randal: You sound like my Mom.
User avatar #20 to #19 - rikter (01/30/2014) [-]
Chick: You're a freak.
Randal: I'm not even going to point out the irony here.
User avatar #1 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
Guess what I'm watching. You should buy some Chewlies gum.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
And you're doing this to what, sell more gum?
User avatar #3 to #2 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I'll **** everything that MOOVES
User avatar #4 to #3 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I don't care if she my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock them boots again tonight!
User avatar #5 to #4 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I'm a disturbance!? You're a disturbance!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I think you can see her kidneys
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
User avatar #8 to #7 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
It's the jizz-moppers job to clean up the glass after each guy blows a load; I don't know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it up right away.
User avatar #10 to #9 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I saw that to normies all the time
#12 to #10 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
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