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Date Signed Up:1/15/2014
Last Login:1/10/2016
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#4 - Picture 01/10/2016 on Looking for things +2
#14 - This post speaks to me 09/25/2015 on 100 Ways to Attack the Groin 0
#127 - I didn't drae mine though. I got it herr as part of a reposy f…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2015 on shut up 0
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#128 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Ah
#123 - When you put too much detail in the eyes . . .  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2015 on shut up 0
#124 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Tried to see if I could find a picture where I'd done that, this is the best I could come up with
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#127 - stabbedinthecrotch (09/25/2015) [-]
I didn't drae mine though. I got it herr as part of a reposy from anothet site
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#128 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Ah
#117 - He should have to pray through the nose for health care.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2015 on shut up +2
#121 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Your comment is funny, your icon is terrifying.
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#123 - stabbedinthecrotch (09/25/2015) [-]
When you put too much detail in the eyes . . .
#124 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Tried to see if I could find a picture where I'd done that, this is the best I could come up with
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#127 - stabbedinthecrotch (09/25/2015) [-]
I didn't drae mine though. I got it herr as part of a reposy from anothet site
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#128 - thirdjess (09/25/2015) [-]
Ah
#13 - Picture 07/08/2015 on Tech problems 0
#23 - If I had a pussy like that I'd touch it all the time too! 07/02/2015 on when your cat can't be sure... +2
#20 - Wow, it takes so little anymore same amount of tissues though 06/30/2015 on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu 0
#918 - **stabbedinthecrotch used "*roll picture*"** **stabbedinthe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Post and mods give you a... 0
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#931 - Virt (06/28/2015) [-]
Its david blaine
he'll magic his way up there easy
#8 - God, I wish I was that ******* high! 06/28/2015 on Pool game 0
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User avatar #22 - rikter (02/27/2014) [-]
Dr. John: Right Place Wrong Time
User avatar #23 to #22 - stabbedinthecrotch (02/28/2014) [-]
Van Morrison-Comfortably Numb
Forget the picture, this is an incredible version of this song; one of my absolute favorites
User avatar #21 - rikter (02/10/2014) [-]
What kinda sick **** gets turned on watching a guy **** a donkey?
User avatar #13 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
20 bucks little man, put that money in my hand
User avatar #14 to #13 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
* ****
User avatar #15 to #14 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/29/2014) [-]
My mom's been ******* a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
That came so the **** outta nowhere that I laughed out loud. So I Had a little computer trouble, and got it working today by doing a factory reset. Which contains CyberLink Power DVD player. And it's a great ******* player, so today I've just been watching stuff and re-installing my steam library. Clerks 2 is a lot funnier that I even remembered
User avatar #17 to #16 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/29/2014) [-]
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and **** . Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and **** . Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first ************ to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform… and **** it. And people’d be like, “There he goes. Homeboy ****** a Martian once.”
User avatar #18 to #17 - rikter (01/29/2014) [-]
That's your answer to everything: pussy
User avatar #19 to #18 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/30/2014) [-]
Randal: I don’t **** around when it comes to ass-to-mouth.
Dante: You never go ass-to-mouth.
Randal: It’s never my idea. These young girls, they get all horned up and they tell you to go ass-to-mouth.
Dante: You never go ass-to-mouth, Randal.
Randal: You sound like my Mom.
User avatar #20 to #19 - rikter (01/30/2014) [-]
Chick: You're a freak.
Randal: I'm not even going to point out the irony here.
User avatar #1 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
Guess what I'm watching. You should buy some Chewlies gum.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
And you're doing this to what, sell more gum?
User avatar #3 to #2 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I'll **** everything that MOOVES
User avatar #4 to #3 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I don't care if she my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock them boots again tonight!
User avatar #5 to #4 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I'm a disturbance!? You're a disturbance!
User avatar #6 to #5 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I think you can see her kidneys
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
I bet you 20 bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
User avatar #8 to #7 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
It's the jizz-moppers job to clean up the glass after each guy blows a load; I don't know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it up right away.
User avatar #10 to #9 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/25/2014) [-]
I saw that to normies all the time
#12 to #10 - rikter (01/25/2014) [-]
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