Dude, I had the same fate, have a feel from me. ;u;

I think this picture can explain

; ) any time chica

Except you know, not everyone on the internet are fat and pale IRL. Friendzoning happens to all good guys, not just those who look like they spent 99% of their life in front of a computer.
Let me put myself as an example, I both tone and tan with no effort at all, I can barely gain weight even when I'm trying, I've also got a face that goes along with any sort of clothing or accessory, no matter how ridiculous. Yet I've been friendzoned.

>friendzoning happens to all good guys
>dress like any gamer should
>describing your outfits with deadly precision
>everything else you said
you sound SO pretentious

I've got Asperger's Syndrome, I do everything with deadly precision.

I like where this is going

sorry to break it to you but it sounds like your gay

With any sort of clothing and accessory what I had in mind was shades and hats, because you know some hats are still awesome, like single-color trilbys (none of that squared or striped white/gray and blue shit hipsters wear) and the way I tan is none of that fake sunbed shit, but going to sleep in the real sunlight like a fucking man.
And although I can dress in whatever I want without looking retarded (or gay), I still dress like any gamer should, black/blue hoodie, black t-shirt and baggy denim pants. Add a pair of aviators, a half-helmet and a soft-chopper MC to that attire and you've got how I roll.

ok your not gay but you wouldn't look cool I mean Id think youd look cool but to the average girl she'd think you'd look weird I think

there's the PM for

All dem feels. This is why I need FJ sometimes. /b/ros aren't real bros

you're not alone, you've got the whole fj community because we all don't have plans

if only we could all know each other irl...

there's the PM for