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#73 - assrocket (02/26/2014) [-]
I nearly drowned myself in two separate friends' birthday parties.
The first time, I wasn't paying attention and was carried into deep water by waves.
The second time, That's right. I didn't learn from the first time. In fact - I think I might have been brain damaged from my first near-drowning because the second time was worse: I told my friends I couldn't swim, so they coaxed me into going into the deep end in the hopes of learning through necessity and told me they were both strong swimmers who could save me just in case I didn't resurface...
Fucking clever, yeah?
Yeah - well. I fucking did it.
I fucking jumped into the water. And it's a damn miracle they weren't lying when they said they were good swimmers because there sure as hell wasn't a lifeguard anywhere nearby.
I nearly drowned at two friends' birthday parties.
Can you imagine - can you just imagine for a second how fucked up these kids would be if I actually had drowned?
And, hey. Guess who recently nearly drowned at a notoriously dangerous beach? Go on. Three guesses. It's even the beach I developed a fear of water at.
So, yeah. Just let dumbasses like me drown. We're just going to jump in the deep end again anyway. We're fucking stupid to the core.
#29 - jajathezombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Fucking this. I worked as a lifeguard at a fitness club for 3 years. The pool was basically where parents dropped their kids while they worked out like it's some fucking free babysitting service. Worse, we didn't have a patch system for allowing kids in deep water/down the slides so any dumbfuck could go down them. I made at least one "save" a day (I say it like that because it was usually some little kid I could easily pull out of the water without even going in) and that was just my shift - the other guards made daily saves too.
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