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#182 - It looks interesting, if you look past the fact that its a pri… 09/11/2014 on (untitled) +1
#19 - Paving over the town or the old refinery? I dont see the forme…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Freedom here, move along 0
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#20 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Just over the old buildings, but they may as well do the city with them. Without the plants, there is NOTHING else in this city but fast food. All our businesses are gone. And even the fast food will leave with the plants. The only reason we have all the fast food joints is so the folks at the plants have a place to get lunch.

#17 - Ive heard a million stories from my grandad about how he wasnt…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Freedom here, move along 0
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#18 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
My grandpaw, to this day, is still not entirely sure what his job description was. He'd sit at his station, mind some gauges, and turn some knobs accordingly, but that's all he knew.

Apparently there is talk of moving the remaining workforce from Oak Ridge out to New Mexico and just paving over everything to avoid the massive cost of a proper clean-up. Can't say I blame them after the fuck up that was tearing down the U.
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#19 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Paving over the town or the old refinery? I dont see the former going over too well with the locals.
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#20 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Just over the old buildings, but they may as well do the city with them. Without the plants, there is NOTHING else in this city but fast food. All our businesses are gone. And even the fast food will leave with the plants. The only reason we have all the fast food joints is so the folks at the plants have a place to get lunch.

#15 - Also I was referring to learning them in a school, and not from home. 09/06/2014 on Freedom here, move along 0
#14 - He worked at oak ridge? I live less than an hour from there.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Freedom here, move along 0
#16 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Yup. Good old Oak Ridge, where the geese are radioactive and no one has any idea what to do with that highly radioactive pond that burns peoples skin every time they drain the water out of it to try and clean it.

Nice place for a visit; would not recommend living here.
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#17 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Ive heard a million stories from my grandad about how he wasnt supposed to talk about the new city that sprang up overnight nearby, but I've never actually met anyone that worked there.
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#18 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
My grandpaw, to this day, is still not entirely sure what his job description was. He'd sit at his station, mind some gauges, and turn some knobs accordingly, but that's all he knew.

Apparently there is talk of moving the remaining workforce from Oak Ridge out to New Mexico and just paving over everything to avoid the massive cost of a proper clean-up. Can't say I blame them after the fuck up that was tearing down the U.
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#19 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Paving over the town or the old refinery? I dont see the former going over too well with the locals.
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#20 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Just over the old buildings, but they may as well do the city with them. Without the plants, there is NOTHING else in this city but fast food. All our businesses are gone. And even the fast food will leave with the plants. The only reason we have all the fast food joints is so the folks at the plants have a place to get lunch.

#5 - Isnt seoul old as balls though? Hard to move a city.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Best Korea during earth hour! +67
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#26 - vorarephilia (09/06/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude
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#7 - Kamesakke (09/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'd look at it like this when reforming as South Korea. "Our nothern cousins have decided to make us their enemies. To keep our people safe, we must relocate our capitol to _________."
#8 - janosaudron (09/06/2014) [-]
safe from what exactly?
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#13 - emiyashirou (09/06/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, if they improve their technology a bit, they might be able to shoot missiles over the border.
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#14 - emiyashirou (09/06/2014) [-]
As opposted to less than 100m, that is.
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#12 - assdoreponyfucker (09/06/2014) [-]
North Korea I'm guessing.
#6 - We have them... but oddly enough we dont teach about hiroshima…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Freedom here, move along +1
#8 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
I learned it when I was that little. While sitting in my grandpaws lap, listening to how he worked in the plant that refined the materials for the bombs...

I might be a bit of a special case.
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#15 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Also I was referring to learning them in a school, and not from home.
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#14 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
He worked at oak ridge? I live less than an hour from there.
#16 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Yup. Good old Oak Ridge, where the geese are radioactive and no one has any idea what to do with that highly radioactive pond that burns peoples skin every time they drain the water out of it to try and clean it.

Nice place for a visit; would not recommend living here.
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#17 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Ive heard a million stories from my grandad about how he wasnt supposed to talk about the new city that sprang up overnight nearby, but I've never actually met anyone that worked there.
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#18 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
My grandpaw, to this day, is still not entirely sure what his job description was. He'd sit at his station, mind some gauges, and turn some knobs accordingly, but that's all he knew.

Apparently there is talk of moving the remaining workforce from Oak Ridge out to New Mexico and just paving over everything to avoid the massive cost of a proper clean-up. Can't say I blame them after the fuck up that was tearing down the U.
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#19 - srslyjakecease (09/06/2014) [-]
Paving over the town or the old refinery? I dont see the former going over too well with the locals.
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#20 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2014) [-]
Just over the old buildings, but they may as well do the city with them. Without the plants, there is NOTHING else in this city but fast food. All our businesses are gone. And even the fast food will leave with the plants. The only reason we have all the fast food joints is so the folks at the plants have a place to get lunch.

#29 - To be honest, I kinda did. What did he do with all that *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on No one came to his birthday... +3
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#30 - snakesniper (09/06/2014) [-]
Oh we all know what he did..... moxxi is a dirty slut.
#35 - The man was having a pretty severe identity crisis. I think w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Strax the testicle has a... +3
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#36 - KazumaKyu (09/05/2014) [-]
I would forgive him pretty much literally anything else, honestly, but this kind of thing has always rubbed me the wrong way. Doesn't help that the guy playing the hobo did a really good job of it. The look on his face when the Doctor asked for his coat made me feel like I was watching someone repeatedly kick a puppy.

Man could have shot someone and I probably wouldn't have batted an eyelid, but I am just not okay with picking on the homeless.
#77 - pseudo scorpions actually.(abdominal stingers matter.)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
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#78 - rplix (09/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for clarification.