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#7 - **** ya, Blind Guardian.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Metal Lyrics Alignment +3
#10 - senseofpurpose (05/26/2013) [-]
Another stranger me cover, mah niggah!
#2 - Pretty sure that we only have black bears here in TN mate. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Ha, it wasn't in Russia... 0
#5 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
You arent from TN if you say mate. And yes we do have brown and kodiaks along with black bears in TN
User avatar #3 - swiftblood (05/20/2013) [-]
only in TN huh lol
#5 - Comment deleted 05/20/2013 on Pokémon Fusion Dance 0
#62 - Same. 05/20/2013 on I can't be the only one.. 0
#3 - you had me untill "sauce the steak". you MONSTER! 05/20/2013 on Epic Sandwich +1
#25 - It is Doctor Who we are talking about here. 05/19/2013 on Wait... What ??? +13
#56 - Comment deleted 05/19/2013 on As a german I feel offended 0
#8 - Its basically how they achieve faster than light speed travel.… 05/19/2013 on WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM,... 0
#5 - HOW COULD I FORGET THE ALL DEVOURING SWARMS OF THE TYRANID HIV… 05/19/2013 on WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM,... 0
#4 - Its from Warhammer 40,000, a dark sci-fi universe based in a w…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2013 on WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM,... 0
User avatar #6 - redrex (05/19/2013) [-]
but this post, is it some sort of lore for this "Imperium" ship?
User avatar #8 - srslyjakecease (05/19/2013) [-]
Its basically how they achieve faster than light speed travel. They jump through "the warp" which is basically hell.
User avatar #7 - Maroon (05/19/2013) [-]
Basically, it's saying that living in that universe is one giant, never ending pile of suck. Their idea of a "successful" warp jump worthy of celebration was one where they spent a year and a half in basically hell, 4/5 of the crew died, and they didn't even reach the correct destination. And they are thankful for that considering that the ship they are on almost older than language is today and no one knows hot the fuck certain things work. Pretty much every story you read focusing on the Imperium of Man talks about millenia old technology no one knows how to work anymore and wouldn't even know where to start on recreating it. Considering that their "scientists" are actually "tech-priests" worshipping a machine deity and insist on performing certain rites and prayers on pieces of fucking machinery, you can assume that their "science and engineering" department is closer to black magic and voodoo than anything else.

Does that answer your question?
User avatar #10 - redrex (05/19/2013) [-]
this game's universe seems rather odd but fascinating
User avatar #12 - Maroon (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh, and this post is a little exaggerated for effect, but it is basically like that.
User avatar #11 - Maroon (05/19/2013) [-]
Oh, it's fascinating all right. They have a lot of books and stuff too. If you are not in the mood for long novels, there's also some more or less lore accurate fan fiction you can find online.
#5 - srslyjakecease (05/19/2013) [-]
HOW COULD I FORGET THE ALL DEVOURING SWARMS OF THE TYRANID HIVE FLEETS!
#3 - I wasnt going to laugh... Just thought, "Meh, a pun.… 05/19/2013 on Cannonball +21
#3 - Comment deleted 05/19/2013 on Annoying ass cliffhanger... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 05/19/2013 on Annoying ass cliffhanger... 0
#2267 - just realised there was a facebook post that i suppose was th… 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#2244 - Fear me... for i am the... HOODED HOOD!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#2267 - srslyjakecease (05/18/2013) [-]
just realised there was a facebook post that i suppose was the joke... i guess im not special after all.
#106 - The alternative for that year said something along the lines o… 05/18/2013 on That Bush!!!! +1
#262 - Gasoline... pretty ****** i'd say. 05/17/2013 on How Fucked Are You? 0
#125 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Let's just stay friends... +2
#153 - volksworgen (06/07/2013) [-]
#196 - Im referring to Dimensions as essentially the area in which so…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea 0
User avatar #197 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, i've often thought about how it would be if we could process the 4th dimension. It hurts my brain.

Also, i wonder if we would see it in 3 dimensions, because we see 3D as a flat surface.
User avatar #202 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA

Take this explanation that i agree with that you didnt really ask for. : )
User avatar #205 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
I've actually seen that. Also his 11th dimension that contains his other dimensions
User avatar #206 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
but the theoretical mathematical collapse! : 0
#181 - I'm no physicist, so I wont argue it with you. I was just repe…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea 0
User avatar #183 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
I Actually think we're talking about different dimensional theories. There is a lot of debate over what the 4th dimension really is, or what exactly different dimensions are.
#196 - srslyjakecease (05/17/2013) [-]
Im referring to Dimensions as essentially the area in which something can exist in space-time: i.e. length, width, and height, being the 3 visible dimensions, time being the most widely accepted fourth dimension, and any number of unknown and
mind-bending dimensions, that can give you a headache if you think too long and hard about them.
User avatar #197 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, i've often thought about how it would be if we could process the 4th dimension. It hurts my brain.

Also, i wonder if we would see it in 3 dimensions, because we see 3D as a flat surface.
User avatar #202 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA

Take this explanation that i agree with that you didnt really ask for. : )
User avatar #205 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
I've actually seen that. Also his 11th dimension that contains his other dimensions
User avatar #206 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
but the theoretical mathematical collapse! : 0
#174 - Actually you are confusing dark mater and anti-matter. Dark m…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea 0
User avatar #176 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
heheh, whoops. I tend to combine dark matter with anti-matter a lot.


Yeh, well for it to be trapped in a different dimension it would have to be resonating at a different frequency. So i don't think that would be very possible because it effects objects here in ours. But i guess it could be some sort of projection, or it could be a projection or something. I donno, i'm just throwin out ideas
User avatar #181 - srslyjakecease (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm no physicist, so I wont argue it with you. I was just repeat what the actual physicists say on the Science Channel.

They just say its the gravity coming from a mass just slightly to the "left" (if you will) of us in a dimension that is still part of our space, but not one of the 3 dimensions we are able to perceive. (i dont know about frequencies, or if they have anything to do with this theory, as i know next to nothing about extra-dimensional movement. all a little to abstract for my poor brain.)
User avatar #183 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
I Actually think we're talking about different dimensional theories. There is a lot of debate over what the 4th dimension really is, or what exactly different dimensions are.
#196 - srslyjakecease (05/17/2013) [-]
Im referring to Dimensions as essentially the area in which something can exist in space-time: i.e. length, width, and height, being the 3 visible dimensions, time being the most widely accepted fourth dimension, and any number of unknown and
mind-bending dimensions, that can give you a headache if you think too long and hard about them.
User avatar #197 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, i've often thought about how it would be if we could process the 4th dimension. It hurts my brain.

Also, i wonder if we would see it in 3 dimensions, because we see 3D as a flat surface.
User avatar #202 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA

Take this explanation that i agree with that you didnt really ask for. : )
User avatar #205 - djequalizee (05/17/2013) [-]
I've actually seen that. Also his 11th dimension that contains his other dimensions
User avatar #206 - hammarhead (05/17/2013) [-]
but the theoretical mathematical collapse! : 0
#171 - You do realize this wont be visible by optic telescopes, right… 05/17/2013 on Fuck Yea -1
#143 - Only because we tend to train them to be attack/guard/war/poli… 05/16/2013 on Well. 0
#139 - You apparently have never owned any of those dogs before then.…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Well. 0
User avatar #140 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2013) [-]
Yea I've had a german shepherd and rottweiler, but as far as I know those are the only dogs that have been known to kill people.
User avatar #143 - srslyjakecease (05/16/2013) [-]
Only because we tend to train them to be attack/guard/war/police dogs.

If a breed is big enough to hurt someone, then i can almost guarantee you that it has killed at least one person.
#52 - I love teemo. He's fun as hell to play, win or lose, and its … 05/16/2013 on Every game with Teemo +3
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