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#1 - I'd vote for her. Melinda Brown Duncan for president. 05/09/2013 on How To Run The City Of Detroit 0
#2 - "Dwarves are natural sprinters!" 05/09/2013 on Just Imagine 0
#210 - Fair point, however the man who discovered the substance named…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language -1
User avatar #225 - aerius (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually it was originally called 'Alumine' in 1761 by Guyton De Morveau, then Humphry Davy renamed it Alumen, then changed to Aluminum, but then changed his mind again and renamed it Aluminium so as to conform with the existing periodic table names. That name stuck for everyone, including America, until the 19th century, when one fucking guy called Charles Martin Hall changed/misspelled the name on a flier advertising his newly patented electrolytic process for producing the metal. Said patent even calls it Aluminium, but he let the name stick and his total market domination meant that America was conned into saying it his way.

tl;dr: One guy changed the spelling for America by cornering the market on Aluminium.
#228 - srslyjakecease (05/10/2013) [-]
Today i have learned things. Thank you my good man. enjoy your day.
#206 - Thank you for this enlightenment, even though it was a little … 05/09/2013 on The English Language 0
#290 - Fair point. The Guerrillas did more than their fair share of … 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma 0
#47 - Whether thats true or not, the war would have been much worse …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma +4
#242 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that The Germans didn't plan to go to war until 1942 in order to get enough equipment and supplies for their troops? However, the huge welfare benefits Hitler gave the German people in order to win their allegiance forced him to attack Poland and Czechoslovakia prematurely.

It's interesting to see how the Germans developed superior weapons around 1942 as well.
#42 - You say that like it was one person who developed it. The …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma +6
User avatar #200 - flyingfucks (05/09/2013) [-]
You say one on one, what about on the western front with Britain and even the French Resistance? Dambusters and several other raids conducted on the German infrastructure counted for nothing? I'm not trying to downplay the huge impact that the Russians had on the war but nor do I think it was a 'one on one' battle.
User avatar #290 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Fair point. The Guerrillas did more than their fair share of fighting in the war. However, a Guerrilla force is not as swiftly effective as an organized army.
#110 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [-]
everyone always forgets how much Russia did during WWII, and how many lives they lost.
#160 - thereasonableperso (05/09/2013) [-]
Because they didnt care about casualties.
User avatar #45 - gammajk (05/09/2013) [-]
Hitler still would've lost, he was a terrible military leader and he made a shit-ton of critical errors that led to his defeat and he would make more.
#47 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Whether thats true or not, the war would have been much worse without the western front. Hitlers army was still enormous, and he had a lot of good generals, his own military leadership not withstanding.

A lot of his errors were made out of desperation in the final throws of the war, while others where mistakes he made because he insisted on doing what Napoleon couldn't. (invading Russia, and the British Isles for instance)

I'm not saying he would have won. What I AM saying is that the fighting with Germany wouldn't have ended in 1945.
#242 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that The Germans didn't plan to go to war until 1942 in order to get enough equipment and supplies for their troops? However, the huge welfare benefits Hitler gave the German people in order to win their allegiance forced him to attack Poland and Czechoslovakia prematurely.

It's interesting to see how the Germans developed superior weapons around 1942 as well.
#36 - Do we even need to bring up "aluminium" instead of &…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language -3
User avatar #51 - aerius (05/09/2013) [-]
Gee, I don't know, perhaps the fact that 'ium' is a standard morpheme for elements? You don't call helium 'helum' or titanium 'titanum' do you?
#210 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Fair point, however the man who discovered the substance named it Aluminum: elemental naming conventions are not set in stone, so he named it aluminum, not aluminium.
Your sarcasm was unnecessary by the way. It takes something that could have otherwise been a contribution to a fairly friendly argument, and makes it outright insulting. I don't appreciate it.
User avatar #225 - aerius (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually it was originally called 'Alumine' in 1761 by Guyton De Morveau, then Humphry Davy renamed it Alumen, then changed to Aluminum, but then changed his mind again and renamed it Aluminium so as to conform with the existing periodic table names. That name stuck for everyone, including America, until the 19th century, when one fucking guy called Charles Martin Hall changed/misspelled the name on a flier advertising his newly patented electrolytic process for producing the metal. Said patent even calls it Aluminium, but he let the name stick and his total market domination meant that America was conned into saying it his way.

tl;dr: One guy changed the spelling for America by cornering the market on Aluminium.
#228 - srslyjakecease (05/10/2013) [-]
Today i have learned things. Thank you my good man. enjoy your day.
#48 - itsbendingtime (05/09/2013) [-]
IUPAC says it's Aluminium, bitch.
#206 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for this enlightenment, even though it was a little overly hostile. I shall go on calling it Aluminum anyways, as my fellow Americans do.
#37 - Came in fashionably late, kicked ass, took names, and saved th…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma -4
User avatar #40 - aldheim (05/09/2013) [-]
I forgot that an American developed the bomb that ended the war.
User avatar #50 - thisisspartah (05/09/2013) [-]
We split the atom, so if we didn't the nuke may not have been developed, so we played a part.
#42 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
You say that like it was one person who developed it.
The idea was pushed forward by Einstein, developed by a large team of scientists lead by Oppenheimer, and was funded by the United States Government.

Also the bit I'm talking about, the European front, had absolutely nothing to do with the bomb, it was over before the bomb was even finished.

No, without the U.S. D-day would have most likely have failed, or never occured, and the Germans would have been left in a one on one zerg-rush with the Russians. There would have been no second front, and the war would have extended for an indefinite amount of time, with an uncertain outcome.




User avatar #200 - flyingfucks (05/09/2013) [-]
You say one on one, what about on the western front with Britain and even the French Resistance? Dambusters and several other raids conducted on the German infrastructure counted for nothing? I'm not trying to downplay the huge impact that the Russians had on the war but nor do I think it was a 'one on one' battle.
User avatar #290 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Fair point. The Guerrillas did more than their fair share of fighting in the war. However, a Guerrilla force is not as swiftly effective as an organized army.
#110 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [-]
everyone always forgets how much Russia did during WWII, and how many lives they lost.
#160 - thereasonableperso (05/09/2013) [-]
Because they didnt care about casualties.
User avatar #45 - gammajk (05/09/2013) [-]
Hitler still would've lost, he was a terrible military leader and he made a shit-ton of critical errors that led to his defeat and he would make more.
#47 - srslyjakecease (05/09/2013) [-]
Whether thats true or not, the war would have been much worse without the western front. Hitlers army was still enormous, and he had a lot of good generals, his own military leadership not withstanding.

A lot of his errors were made out of desperation in the final throws of the war, while others where mistakes he made because he insisted on doing what Napoleon couldn't. (invading Russia, and the British Isles for instance)

I'm not saying he would have won. What I AM saying is that the fighting with Germany wouldn't have ended in 1945.
#242 - devout feminist (05/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that The Germans didn't plan to go to war until 1942 in order to get enough equipment and supplies for their troops? However, the huge welfare benefits Hitler gave the German people in order to win their allegiance forced him to attack Poland and Czechoslovakia prematurely.

It's interesting to see how the Germans developed superior weapons around 1942 as well.
#98 - To be honest, it more often goes the other way around. whi… 05/08/2013 on Science vs Military 0
#2 - The future is in your dick. 05/05/2013 on hmm 0
#56 - Go for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#52 - Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#50 - If it were released that large, i would have gotten it recover…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #51 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
If it did happen, I'd have it buried with my body when I die. That way, a thousand years from now, someone would dig up my grave, find the book, and a new religion would spawn.
User avatar #52 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#47 - I make that mistake often... there WHERE going to be 12 books.…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #49 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I had heard about that. Considering how each book is large enough as is, I can only imagine how big it would've been if they left it as one book.
#50 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
If it were released that large, i would have gotten it recovered to look like a grimoire, and put it on a pedestal next to my bookshelf.

on second thought, i'm kind of disappointed that this didnt happen.
User avatar #51 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
If it did happen, I'd have it buried with my body when I die. That way, a thousand years from now, someone would dig up my grave, find the book, and a new religion would spawn.
User avatar #52 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#45 - Supposedly so. If i recall correctly, some people from the st…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #46 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought there were 14 books.
#47 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
I make that mistake often... there WHERE going to be 12 books. The 12th one was so enormous that they had to break it into 3 parts. my bad, you are correct.
User avatar #49 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I had heard about that. Considering how each book is large enough as is, I can only imagine how big it would've been if they left it as one book.
#50 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
If it were released that large, i would have gotten it recovered to look like a grimoire, and put it on a pedestal next to my bookshelf.

on second thought, i'm kind of disappointed that this didnt happen.
User avatar #51 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
If it did happen, I'd have it buried with my body when I die. That way, a thousand years from now, someone would dig up my grave, find the book, and a new religion would spawn.
User avatar #52 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#42 - Correct. Read it. It's slow at times, but excellent.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) 0
User avatar #44 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I've been plowing through the Dresden Files books. Maybe once I'm fare enough in the series, I'll start reading it. The series is finished anyway, so it's not like it's going anywhere. Also, I've heard that they're making a movie of the first book. Is that true?
User avatar #45 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Supposedly so. If i recall correctly, some people from the staff of Dragonmount (pretty much the largest fan site I know of for the series) are working with the director to help get it right... so i hope its so. my only worry is that there's 12 books. Making movies of all of them would be a monumental task, and not making movies for them all would be extremely disappointing.
User avatar #46 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought there were 14 books.
#47 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
I make that mistake often... there WHERE going to be 12 books. The 12th one was so enormous that they had to break it into 3 parts. my bad, you are correct.
User avatar #49 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I had heard about that. Considering how each book is large enough as is, I can only imagine how big it would've been if they left it as one book.
#50 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
If it were released that large, i would have gotten it recovered to look like a grimoire, and put it on a pedestal next to my bookshelf.

on second thought, i'm kind of disappointed that this didnt happen.
User avatar #51 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
If it did happen, I'd have it buried with my body when I die. That way, a thousand years from now, someone would dig up my grave, find the book, and a new religion would spawn.
User avatar #52 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#27 - anyone? anyone?  [+] (15 new replies) 05/05/2013 on facebook (1) +4
User avatar #60 - lanfear (05/05/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #35 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
Shit man. I need to get into that series. I have the first book, but i have yet to read it.
That's Wheel of Time right?
User avatar #42 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Correct. Read it. It's slow at times, but excellent.
User avatar #44 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I've been plowing through the Dresden Files books. Maybe once I'm fare enough in the series, I'll start reading it. The series is finished anyway, so it's not like it's going anywhere. Also, I've heard that they're making a movie of the first book. Is that true?
User avatar #45 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Supposedly so. If i recall correctly, some people from the staff of Dragonmount (pretty much the largest fan site I know of for the series) are working with the director to help get it right... so i hope its so. my only worry is that there's 12 books. Making movies of all of them would be a monumental task, and not making movies for them all would be extremely disappointing.
User avatar #46 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought there were 14 books.
#47 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
I make that mistake often... there WHERE going to be 12 books. The 12th one was so enormous that they had to break it into 3 parts. my bad, you are correct.
User avatar #49 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
I had heard about that. Considering how each book is large enough as is, I can only imagine how big it would've been if they left it as one book.
#50 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
If it were released that large, i would have gotten it recovered to look like a grimoire, and put it on a pedestal next to my bookshelf.

on second thought, i'm kind of disappointed that this didnt happen.
User avatar #51 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
If it did happen, I'd have it buried with my body when I die. That way, a thousand years from now, someone would dig up my grave, find the book, and a new religion would spawn.
User avatar #52 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Perfect. All hail the lord dragon!
User avatar #53 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
...You know what? Fuck it, I might as well do that with all of Tolkein's works. Have a custom made composition grimoire that holds all of his works in one. Make the cover made out of leather, rewrite some of the lines to look like verses of the bible, and viola. Instant religion material.
#64 - budokai (05/05/2013) [-]
Iwould buy the fuck out of that book!
#56 - srslyjakecease (05/05/2013) [-]
Go for it.
#57 - azraelthemage (05/05/2013) [-]
You as well.
#28 - Water attracts wildlife. Wildlife in that region is dange…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Idea +27
#56 - devout feminist (05/05/2013) [-]
It's called a boomstick. We use it against things that want to kill us
User avatar #58 - senorfrog (05/05/2013) [-]
Only $109.95 at S-mart "Shop smart, shop S-mart"
User avatar #55 - drtrousersnake (05/05/2013) [-]
i think its more about not polluting the limited water supply
User avatar #42 - lecherouslad (05/05/2013) [-]
Wouldn't she be putting herself in danger by traveling to the water every day anyway? There's less risk involved if after she got water she didn't have to run 2 miles back home.
User avatar #31 - makedonski (05/05/2013) [-]
Put a fence around the water.
User avatar #35 - destaice (05/05/2013) [-]
What are the animals going to drink then?
User avatar #36 - makedonski (05/05/2013) [-]
The animals can fuck off and find their own damn water.
#43 - fireprincess (05/05/2013) [-]
This made me laugh.
#156 - while also applying to astrophysics* 05/04/2013 on MFW 0
#155 - I am aware, but as "astrophysics" was used, i would …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on MFW 0
User avatar #156 - srslyjakecease (05/04/2013) [-]
while also applying to astrophysics*
#17 - thermonuclear astrophysics... i would assume it is an…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on MFW +33
#63 - cptnigelofwolf (05/03/2013) [-]
Have ye ever heard of a thermonuclear bomb? Thermonuclear is a term that describes heat reactions regarding joining and splitting nuclei. It is a blanket term for anything involving any of that. In the movie they are discussing the radiations heat signature given off from decaying nuclei so they can track it. trust me, Im a scientist
User avatar #155 - srslyjakecease (05/04/2013) [-]
I am aware, but as "astrophysics" was used, i would assume they are speaking of something that applies to that field of study. And the only location outside of nuclear decay and man-made reactions where thermonuclear reactions occur, to my knowledge, are stars.
User avatar #156 - srslyjakecease (05/04/2013) [-]
while also applying to astrophysics*
User avatar #48 - random asshole (05/03/2013) [-]
You are actually pretty much correct
#98 - MFW i live 30 minutes away from knoxville. mfw i real… 05/03/2013 on Pikachu 0
#111 - ya i actually read the full thing and realized i asked a quest… 05/03/2013 on I can't into titles +1
#327 - I disagree with it being called for. but I also dont get to us… 05/03/2013 on Murcia +7
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