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Date Signed Up:9/30/2010
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#25 - not really. its not like I'm allowed to make an arrow to t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on gor blimey -3
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#26 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
who is stopping you?
every fucking time someone else makes a joke on here they pull the "just a joke brah" when
ever anybody says anything other than praise so fuck it, make all the jokes you want.
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#27 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
but I don't want to shitpost
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#28 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
it is just a joke dude calm down.
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#29 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
I am calm.

are you?
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#31 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
i was referencing the fact that whenever i try to critique jokes on here people tell me to shut up
because jokes are not allowed to be debated or criticized.
#5 - >Not fallout 4  [+] (7 new replies) 12/04/2015 on gor blimey -1
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#22 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
if people are allowed to spam that on every single tiny thing that happens on fo4 then i am
saying it for other games.
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#25 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
not really.
its not like I'm allowed to make an arrow to the knee joke
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#26 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
who is stopping you?
every fucking time someone else makes a joke on here they pull the "just a joke brah" when
ever anybody says anything other than praise so fuck it, make all the jokes you want.
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#27 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
but I don't want to shitpost
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#28 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
it is just a joke dude calm down.
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#29 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
I am calm.

are you?
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#31 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
i was referencing the fact that whenever i try to critique jokes on here people tell me to shut up
because jokes are not allowed to be debated or criticized.
#22 - yes 12/04/2015 on TActical BAllistic PArachute +4
#41 - moonglade-whatever the **** don't know **** . Eve… 12/04/2015 on Orgasm +2
#53 - by this point, I don't think we can consider these jokes anymo… 12/02/2015 on how accurate is this? 0
#21 - yeah, he was making fun of the circlejerk of racism present he…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on how accurate is this? +20
#50 - feindmachines (12/02/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"**
**feindmachines rolled image** true, but he missed such classics like "fuckin shit skined negros." and "lol stupid nigger, i snigger at said nigger." it's always funny when you find the people that take a joke seriously.
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#53 - srskate (12/02/2015) [-]
by this point, I don't think we can consider these jokes anymore. Like the original comment, what is the actual joke behind that?
#45 - This guy is an asshole. Doesn't even have a legitimate arg…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/02/2015 on DON'T TRIGGER ME BRO -5
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#78 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
I think he does have an argument. Don't go to twitter to write 'omg i was raped' go file a police report because that's what you're supposed to do.
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#206 - forsakenas (12/02/2015) [-]
What's the point of a police report? These pornstars have zero evidence. It's a he said, she said situation.
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#221 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
How do you know there is no evidence? That's the point of police. To investigate.
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#230 - forsakenas (12/02/2015) [-]
What possible evidence could there be? It's not like they still have bruises, his fingerprints or cum on them.
If it's not on film, all the police has is their word. They might start mixing up their story during the investigation which could possibly indicate that they're making this up but that's about it.
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#241 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
While I can't point out what they can or cannot do because I don't know how police operate but if that story thing occurs that is one reason to go to them. You, if you have been a victim of someone breaking the law, go to the police. That is the reason that they were made, that is the reason they have been trained, that is the reason tax dollars go to them. You may not know what to do and its possible they won't but thats the point. Its only possible there is nothing to do, bank on the possibility that there is. I am not trained, you are not trained (I assume) so there is no way you or I could think of everything, that is why you go to the police. Its better to toss a dart and miss then to never toss one at all.
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#242 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
*than to never...
#202 - sexuality (12/02/2015) [-]
Nobody said she didn't do both.
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#226 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
True. But I think taking to social media with this stuff is stupid as hell.
#227 - sexuality (12/02/2015) [-]
As do I, just not to the extent that I assume complaining to social media was the only thing she did about the matter.
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#228 - billycakes (12/02/2015) [-]
Fair point
#77 - holychipmonk (12/02/2015) [-]
He does state some fairly basic arguments along with the excessive insults. The two arguments about rape/r-pe and twitter vs police are legitimate ones to make.
#53 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Nah man he savage yo! Totally Rekt! Fuckin savage Sarcasm
#100 - you're actually just too far mentally damaged to communicate c…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on But it's just a clock...lol 0
#103 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Okay.
#97 - it isn't slang, its just retarded.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on But it's just a clock...lol 0
#99 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
It is slang. Like how pot is slang for marijuana. Cool is slang for nice or stylish. Or how retarded is slang for stupid. You might not like it, but it's the same as calling something "dumb as hell". If you really want people to only use words in context of their literal meaning then you are being, as the kids say, a cuck.
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#100 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
you're actually just too far mentally damaged to communicate correctly.
#103 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Okay.
#64 - which is dumb as hell. It's derived because the original meani…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/28/2015 on But it's just a clock...lol -1
#91 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Ever heard of slang? Now stop being a cuck.
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#97 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
it isn't slang, its just retarded.
#99 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
It is slang. Like how pot is slang for marijuana. Cool is slang for nice or stylish. Or how retarded is slang for stupid. You might not like it, but it's the same as calling something "dumb as hell". If you really want people to only use words in context of their literal meaning then you are being, as the kids say, a cuck.
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#100 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
you're actually just too far mentally damaged to communicate correctly.
#103 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Okay.
#15 - whenever someone uses the word "cuck" or any derivat…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/27/2015 on But it's just a clock...lol +61
#45 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
cuck got a new meaning
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#64 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
which is dumb as hell. It's derived because the original meaning can be offensive, but now the new "meaning" has no meaning at all, and ruins the original word.

Additionally, even considering it has 'new meaning,' your opinion still loses value by using it. Use a proper word, or maybe don't use ad hominem.
#91 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
Ever heard of slang? Now stop being a cuck.
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#97 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
it isn't slang, its just retarded.
#99 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
It is slang. Like how pot is slang for marijuana. Cool is slang for nice or stylish. Or how retarded is slang for stupid. You might not like it, but it's the same as calling something "dumb as hell". If you really want people to only use words in context of their literal meaning then you are being, as the kids say, a cuck.
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#100 - srskate (11/28/2015) [-]
you're actually just too far mentally damaged to communicate correctly.
#103 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
Okay.
#17 - theydontlikeu (11/27/2015) [-]
i mean i disagree, but in this case, it doesnt really fit the context, so i agree here.
#22 - abesimpson (11/28/2015) [-]
I like to accept that the word has new meaning. I don't know what that new meaning is, but I find it funny reading it. Ya squanch me?
#23 - theydontlikeu (11/28/2015) [-]
i squanch what youre squanchin
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#34 - niimajneb (11/28/2015) [-]
That's really squanching.
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#28 - pandation (11/28/2015) [-]
How dare you son of a brunch
#2 - this joke is older than 9/11  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Great Idea +2
#4 - gentledragon (11/27/2015) [-]
Of course it's older than 9/11 , it's 11/28
#3 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
Well, jokes on you
ISIS didn't exist back then
#25 - Comment deleted 11/27/2015 on DESIGNATED 0
#7 - thats such B.S. though  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2015 on (untitled) +6
#11 - johrai (11/25/2015) [-]
**johrai used "*roll picture*"**
**johrai rolled image**Hopping into the exchange server and editing an email address takes far to work. That's at least 5 mouseclick and some typing!
#10 - randaxkull (11/25/2015) [-]
But it IS a strikingly accurate description of hotel management.
#44 - Sexualization of breasts is cultural. It isn't a universal thing. 11/25/2015 on comic 0
#252 - Admin, this is the best thing you've ever done for us! 11/24/2015 on Firefox MP4 CPU Test 0
#86 - Is no one gonna point out the samefag? 11/24/2015 on >Be Australian 0
#186 - definitely skyrim, note the giant reference. 11/24/2015 on Job stories from a personal... +6
#67 - Thats a guy in the costume. Calling it now. 11/23/2015 on Rory Mercury Cosplay 0
#25 - HE IS REAL! but some of this is false 11/21/2015 on Deathstroke 0
#70 - THAT'S IT! HA, back when we got facebook pages. that was dumb.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on comic #2 (who is this... 0
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#71 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
butthurt galore tho
#68 - coulda sworn he stole your account for a long time. o…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2015 on comic #2 (who is this... 0
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#69 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
hatt only stole the obscurity facebook page
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#70 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
THAT'S IT! HA, back when we got facebook pages.
that was dumb.
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#71 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
butthurt galore tho
#66 - are you still hatt or naw  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2015 on comic #2 (who is this... 0
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#67 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
i was never hatt
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#68 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
coulda sworn he stole your account for a long time.

or was that someone else. I forget.
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#69 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
hatt only stole the obscurity facebook page
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#70 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
THAT'S IT! HA, back when we got facebook pages.
that was dumb.
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#71 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
butthurt galore tho
#64 - ******* sunset, you still a loser  [+] (7 new replies) 11/18/2015 on comic #2 (who is this... 0
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#65 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
chink
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#66 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
are you still hatt or naw
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#67 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
i was never hatt
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#68 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
coulda sworn he stole your account for a long time.

or was that someone else. I forget.
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#69 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
hatt only stole the obscurity facebook page
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#70 - srskate (11/18/2015) [-]
THAT'S IT! HA, back when we got facebook pages.
that was dumb.
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#71 - Sunset (11/18/2015) [-]
butthurt galore tho
#34 - wait though, do you think telling children about homosexuals w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on Scarred +1
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#40 - dangler (11/18/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on about

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User avatar #316 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
why do you have your profile picture as your profile picture
User avatar #317 to #316 - srskate ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
Really old joke. Back before the new levels, some dude misread my level as 10 levels above what is was. I corrected him, and he responded my editing my level, screenshotting it, and showing me. I thought it was funny, so I kept it ever since.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
blam blam blam blam
User avatar #314 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
Hey i hope you have a great day today .
User avatar #315 to #314 - srskate ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Thank you stranger! I wish the same to you!
User avatar #313 to #312 - ubadubba (12/30/2014) [-]
Gods don't tempt me like that
User avatar #311 - ied (12/29/2013) [-]
sell me points!!!
please
#305 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #307 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why you posted that
#306 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You'll never know if I'm online or offline!
MUAHAHAHA
User avatar #295 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Are you selling your FJ points? (:
User avatar #298 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
OH, and a gecko pet!

I was really sad when addy took mine away
User avatar #299 to #298 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
If you want it, send for it! : D
I'd like points please
User avatar #300 to #299 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
does 5k sound good?
User avatar #302 to #300 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
As much as you can spare : )
I'd like to buy all of your points
User avatar #303 to #302 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, unfortunately that is not possible. I like them as a sort of record of achievement.

But, since you are giving me a much valued (by me) gecko, ill up to 7.5k
User avatar #304 to #303 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, send trade! :]
User avatar #301 to #300 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
for the two items, that is
User avatar #296 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, will you sell me a per sir w
User avatar #297 to #296 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Send trade : )
User avatar #289 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8? Since you don't play items.
User avatar #290 to #289 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I still like em.
sorry bro
#291 to #290 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Can I have 28k? It will keep you over 100k.
User avatar #294 to #292 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
if you get a filly egg ill pay for it though.
User avatar #308 to #294 - kingniggering (10/12/2013) [-]
i got a filly egg
User avatar #309 to #308 - srskate ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
I'll pay for it
#285 - skiskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Blaze it
#286 to #285 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
420?
User avatar #288 to #287 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Fallout is glorious!
But this is my first mod-able PC game. What mods should I get?
#281 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #282 to #281 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
no worries, I won't mention you.
#283 to #282 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't meant to be serious.
I'm sorry either way!
Thanks
User avatar #284 to #283 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
No worries.
I didn't expect people to react that way to the post. I just kinda wanted to be like, "hehe, caught you."
Anyway, good luck, apology accepted and such, and happy hunting.
User avatar #272 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #273 to #272 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, didn't notice they got updated.

Sure you can buy them, but to be honest, I'm not sure of their worth.
User avatar #274 to #273 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
about 15-20 rits a piece, but i dont have many rits. anything else you might take?
User avatar #275 to #274 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Any way we could work out a deal where I sell you the wyrms and some other junk for a crossbow?
User avatar #276 to #275 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
just send the wyrms for it
User avatar #278 to #276 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #279 to #278 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #280 to #279 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck
User avatar #277 to #276 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
crossbows arent worth anything much
User avatar #270 - theflamingfire (05/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar
User avatar #271 to #270 - srskate ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
thank you, good sir. A friend made it for me.
#263 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Just go kill yourself. we don't need your stupidity to spread
User avatar #264 to #263 - srskate ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
lol
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User avatar #260 to #259 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?
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User avatar #262 to #261 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
*draws blood*
User avatar #252 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
can you sell me runic ingots ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I haven't smithed in far too long

what ore makes runic?
User avatar #254 to #253 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
well runic ore makes runic ingots, i need them a lot
you can see if you want something on my profile
User avatar #255 to #254 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I keep looking and I honestly dont believe I have any ingots or bars.
User avatar #256 to #255 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
i sent you what i want you look if you want something for it
User avatar #257 to #256 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
oh, that few?
Thats the problem, I was looking for something I had a lot of.

Would you be willing to part with any fabulous gems?
User avatar #258 to #257 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
no problem just trade what you think its best
User avatar #239 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for your toads?
User avatar #240 to #239 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
you're talking to the wrong person, www.funnyjunk.com/user/deadlywarrior is the one with a bunch
User avatar #242 to #240 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
still want yours too
User avatar #244 to #242 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
i've honestly got no clue how much they're worth.
But i have to keep one, I got one as a gift, and I want to keep him.
User avatar #245 to #244 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
well of course. i always leave one for unique
#251 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
User avatar #246 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
hmm, i've always wanted a slendermen. You think we could work out a deal where i give you the toads along with other items for a slenderman or two,
User avatar #237 - redictor ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
sorry, u were a little too late with that trade ._.
User avatar #238 to #237 - srskate ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
darn it
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#228 - chibitalia (11/09/2012) [-]
Hello Kevin.....
Hello Kevin.....
User avatar #229 to #228 - srskate ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Sup sabrina.
User avatar #234 to #229 - chibitalia (11/10/2012) [-]
How u doin?
User avatar #235 to #234 - srskate ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
meh, lost my phone
User avatar #236 to #235 - chibitalia (11/12/2012) [-]
That sucks D:>
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