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#10 - (chimpanzee) source for you, angelious, and tittylovin  [+] (7 new replies) 12/19/2015 on i talk to animals +2
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#11 - angelious (12/19/2015) [-]
that doesnt talk about washoe teaching anything sign language tho.
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#12 - srskate (12/19/2015) [-]
>She also taught her adopted son Loulis some ASL.
its in the intro, although funnyjunk broke the link
#14 - sytheris (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, again it could just as likely be taught in the sense that she was the source of the learning, but teaching and being an unconscious example are important distinctions.
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#37 - srskate (12/20/2015) [-]
I mean, humans learn to speak through unconscious example. I don't find the distinction too important here. In fact, both would be incredibly interesting.
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#13 - angelious (12/19/2015) [-]
the one spot i didnt look for...


still. its wikipedia article, and on top of that the whole thing is spitted as an off hand remark..is there anything more solid to it?
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#36 - srskate (12/20/2015) [-]
books.google.com/books?id=_VN2QrM03MAC&pg=PA281#v=onepage&q&f=false

check the sources that wikipedia lists. C'mon man.
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#38 - angelious (12/20/2015) [-]
check the rest of the convo.
#7 - No, that's just what everyone circle jerks that her jokes are … 12/19/2015 on Ellen +9
#23 - >magic dirt natural ******* resources you twit 12/19/2015 on (untitled) +28
#24 - **** off, faggot 12/19/2015 on Thumbwhore -1
#14 - second comment was probably a joke, and the comments following… 12/17/2015 on self burn 0
#45 - Finished it in a few days too. It's a great game. 12/17/2015 on Undertale 0
#24 - It's not that simple you stupid ass 12/17/2015 on Cool story time 0
#5 - *cue 12/17/2015 on *que rap* 0
#24 - Don't be an idiot. The fox obviously didn't like his picture t… 12/17/2015 on Wildlife Photography +28
#172 - bus did 9/11 12/17/2015 on Shitty meme comp 0
#158 - as an IT **** , i'm impressed by his job, but he was say…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when +1
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#159 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not too sure on the particulars but I *believe* (don't quote me on this) he's making $12.75/hour or something like that.
he does IT work as well. programming spreadsheets.
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#208 - brobathehutt (12/16/2015) [-]
I worked at a call center where you could make $13 an hour taking calls not counting sales. However, even with pay that good you still can't reasonably afford college because you have to pay for your rent, food, water, gas, electricity, internet and other basic living costs plus the college tuition fees, plus the books the professors force you to buy. That's more than you can possibly earn even with overtime given you need time off and time to sleep, plus time for your actual college classes. So with that said you can only do it through loans, and college student loans are brutal. So in the long run you are so fucked unless you get a good job once you graduate, which would actually be fine if people weren't fucking majoring in English.
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#266 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
loans aren't the only way. scholarships and grants exist.
there's a scholarship for designing a zombie apocalypse survival plan, for christ sake.

also, as long as you have access to the book, they can't make you buy it, and there's a large number of ways to get college books for free.
#154 - Really, what job? im genuinely curious and s…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when +1
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#155 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
he gets paid more than minimum wage. which is what robotekk was saying.

there is a way to go to college without being a burger flipping fuck.

sincerely, a burger flipping fuck.
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#158 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
as an IT fuck, i'm impressed by his job, but he was saying that college student should be able to get above min wage jobs. I pointed out that typically, they cannot.

As a side note: only a few dollars or so above min wage is still basically min wage in my opinion
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#159 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not too sure on the particulars but I *believe* (don't quote me on this) he's making $12.75/hour or something like that.
he does IT work as well. programming spreadsheets.
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#208 - brobathehutt (12/16/2015) [-]
I worked at a call center where you could make $13 an hour taking calls not counting sales. However, even with pay that good you still can't reasonably afford college because you have to pay for your rent, food, water, gas, electricity, internet and other basic living costs plus the college tuition fees, plus the books the professors force you to buy. That's more than you can possibly earn even with overtime given you need time off and time to sleep, plus time for your actual college classes. So with that said you can only do it through loans, and college student loans are brutal. So in the long run you are so fucked unless you get a good job once you graduate, which would actually be fine if people weren't fucking majoring in English.
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#266 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
loans aren't the only way. scholarships and grants exist.
there's a scholarship for designing a zombie apocalypse survival plan, for christ sake.

also, as long as you have access to the book, they can't make you buy it, and there's a large number of ways to get college books for free.
#144 - ***** I live it  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when +7
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#151 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
a bud of mine is paying his way through UCF because he works a full time job from his dorm. there are ways to git gud in life.
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#154 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
Really, what job? im genuinely curious

and sure, he may have a full-time job. Do you think that his situation is typical? Do you think that even a small fraction of the 12.2 million students in college have situations close to his and can work full-time?

Additionally, does he get paid min wage?
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#155 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
he gets paid more than minimum wage. which is what robotekk was saying.

there is a way to go to college without being a burger flipping fuck.

sincerely, a burger flipping fuck.
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#158 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
as an IT fuck, i'm impressed by his job, but he was saying that college student should be able to get above min wage jobs. I pointed out that typically, they cannot.

As a side note: only a few dollars or so above min wage is still basically min wage in my opinion
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#159 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not too sure on the particulars but I *believe* (don't quote me on this) he's making $12.75/hour or something like that.
he does IT work as well. programming spreadsheets.
User avatar
#208 - brobathehutt (12/16/2015) [-]
I worked at a call center where you could make $13 an hour taking calls not counting sales. However, even with pay that good you still can't reasonably afford college because you have to pay for your rent, food, water, gas, electricity, internet and other basic living costs plus the college tuition fees, plus the books the professors force you to buy. That's more than you can possibly earn even with overtime given you need time off and time to sleep, plus time for your actual college classes. So with that said you can only do it through loans, and college student loans are brutal. So in the long run you are so fucked unless you get a good job once you graduate, which would actually be fine if people weren't fucking majoring in English.
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#266 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
loans aren't the only way. scholarships and grants exist.
there's a scholarship for designing a zombie apocalypse survival plan, for christ sake.

also, as long as you have access to the book, they can't make you buy it, and there's a large number of ways to get college books for free.
#139 - during college, you really aren't going to find anything but a…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/16/2015 on it's nice when +6
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#142 - robotekk (12/16/2015) [-]
If thats what you think, go ahead and think it
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#144 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
nigga I live it
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#151 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
a bud of mine is paying his way through UCF because he works a full time job from his dorm. there are ways to git gud in life.
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#154 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
Really, what job? im genuinely curious

and sure, he may have a full-time job. Do you think that his situation is typical? Do you think that even a small fraction of the 12.2 million students in college have situations close to his and can work full-time?

Additionally, does he get paid min wage?
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#155 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
he gets paid more than minimum wage. which is what robotekk was saying.

there is a way to go to college without being a burger flipping fuck.

sincerely, a burger flipping fuck.
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#158 - srskate (12/16/2015) [-]
as an IT fuck, i'm impressed by his job, but he was saying that college student should be able to get above min wage jobs. I pointed out that typically, they cannot.

As a side note: only a few dollars or so above min wage is still basically min wage in my opinion
User avatar
#159 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not too sure on the particulars but I *believe* (don't quote me on this) he's making $12.75/hour or something like that.
he does IT work as well. programming spreadsheets.
User avatar
#208 - brobathehutt (12/16/2015) [-]
I worked at a call center where you could make $13 an hour taking calls not counting sales. However, even with pay that good you still can't reasonably afford college because you have to pay for your rent, food, water, gas, electricity, internet and other basic living costs plus the college tuition fees, plus the books the professors force you to buy. That's more than you can possibly earn even with overtime given you need time off and time to sleep, plus time for your actual college classes. So with that said you can only do it through loans, and college student loans are brutal. So in the long run you are so fucked unless you get a good job once you graduate, which would actually be fine if people weren't fucking majoring in English.
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#266 - dndxplain (12/16/2015) [-]
loans aren't the only way. scholarships and grants exist.
there's a scholarship for designing a zombie apocalypse survival plan, for christ sake.

also, as long as you have access to the book, they can't make you buy it, and there's a large number of ways to get college books for free.
#18 - spoken like someone who can't wave dash 12/14/2015 on Kirby +2
#148 - you seem upset 12/14/2015 on ??? 0
#111 - >has accepted 100,000 refugees  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on ??? -1
#122 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Fucking read the entire article you dipshit:

"There are reports that Saudi Arabia has offered resettlement only to Syrian migrants that had a family in the kingdom, and has an estimated number of Syrian migrants and foreign workers that reaches 100,000 living with their families.[11]

No shelter to refugees without Visa.
There is no evidence to suggest that Saudi government has in fact given shelter to actual refugees who are without Visa and Passports. It is to be noted that the House of Saud dictatorship is not a signatory to the U.N. Refugee Convention."

There is also no proof at all that they took in Refugees labeled refugees. For some strange reason they said they labeled them as "temporary workers" or some shit and even that story has not been proven.

So shut the fuck up.
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#148 - srskate (12/14/2015) [-]
you seem upset
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#112 - dgurevich (12/14/2015) [-]
If I understand correctly, Saudi Arabia offered temporary shelter to them. Until the war ends, then the refugees are to go back. Which is what Europe should have done.
#119 - TheInvader (12/14/2015) [-]
#31 - Sunset I am disappoint.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on comic #4 0
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#32 - Sunset (12/11/2015) [-]
good
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#10 - thank you for doing this, so I didn't have to. 12/08/2015 on *Face Palm +4
#79 - i agree 12/07/2015 on The Monster Under the Bed - 60 -2
#29 - I am calm. are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on gor blimey -3
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#31 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
i was referencing the fact that whenever i try to critique jokes on here people tell me to shut up
because jokes are not allowed to be debated or criticized.
#27 - but I don't want to ********  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2015 on gor blimey -3
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#28 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
it is just a joke dude calm down.
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#29 - srskate (12/04/2015) [-]
I am calm.

are you?
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#31 - gittons (12/04/2015) [-]
i was referencing the fact that whenever i try to critique jokes on here people tell me to shut up
because jokes are not allowed to be debated or criticized.

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User avatar #316 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
why do you have your profile picture as your profile picture
User avatar #317 to #316 - srskate ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
Really old joke. Back before the new levels, some dude misread my level as 10 levels above what is was. I corrected him, and he responded my editing my level, screenshotting it, and showing me. I thought it was funny, so I kept it ever since.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
blam blam blam blam
User avatar #314 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
Hey i hope you have a great day today .
User avatar #315 to #314 - srskate ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Thank you stranger! I wish the same to you!
User avatar #313 to #312 - ubadubba (12/30/2014) [-]
Gods don't tempt me like that
User avatar #311 - ied (12/29/2013) [-]
sell me points!!!
please
#305 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #307 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why you posted that
#306 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You'll never know if I'm online or offline!
MUAHAHAHA
User avatar #295 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Are you selling your FJ points? (:
User avatar #298 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
OH, and a gecko pet!

I was really sad when addy took mine away
User avatar #299 to #298 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
If you want it, send for it! : D
I'd like points please
User avatar #300 to #299 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
does 5k sound good?
User avatar #302 to #300 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
As much as you can spare : )
I'd like to buy all of your points
User avatar #303 to #302 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, unfortunately that is not possible. I like them as a sort of record of achievement.

But, since you are giving me a much valued (by me) gecko, ill up to 7.5k
User avatar #304 to #303 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, send trade! :]
User avatar #301 to #300 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
for the two items, that is
User avatar #296 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, will you sell me a per sir w
User avatar #297 to #296 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Send trade : )
User avatar #289 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8? Since you don't play items.
User avatar #290 to #289 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I still like em.
sorry bro
#291 to #290 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Can I have 28k? It will keep you over 100k.
User avatar #294 to #292 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
if you get a filly egg ill pay for it though.
User avatar #308 to #294 - kingniggering (10/12/2013) [-]
i got a filly egg
User avatar #309 to #308 - srskate ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
I'll pay for it
#285 - skiskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Blaze it
#286 to #285 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
420?
User avatar #288 to #287 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Fallout is glorious!
But this is my first mod-able PC game. What mods should I get?
#281 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #282 to #281 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
no worries, I won't mention you.
#283 to #282 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't meant to be serious.
I'm sorry either way!
Thanks
User avatar #284 to #283 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
No worries.
I didn't expect people to react that way to the post. I just kinda wanted to be like, "hehe, caught you."
Anyway, good luck, apology accepted and such, and happy hunting.
User avatar #272 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #273 to #272 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, didn't notice they got updated.

Sure you can buy them, but to be honest, I'm not sure of their worth.
User avatar #274 to #273 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
about 15-20 rits a piece, but i dont have many rits. anything else you might take?
User avatar #275 to #274 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Any way we could work out a deal where I sell you the wyrms and some other junk for a crossbow?
User avatar #276 to #275 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
just send the wyrms for it
User avatar #278 to #276 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #279 to #278 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #280 to #279 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck
User avatar #277 to #276 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
crossbows arent worth anything much
User avatar #270 - theflamingfire (05/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar
User avatar #271 to #270 - srskate ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
thank you, good sir. A friend made it for me.
#263 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Just go kill yourself. we don't need your stupidity to spread
User avatar #264 to #263 - srskate ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
lol
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User avatar #260 to #259 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?
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User avatar #262 to #261 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
*draws blood*
User avatar #252 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
can you sell me runic ingots ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I haven't smithed in far too long

what ore makes runic?
User avatar #254 to #253 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
well runic ore makes runic ingots, i need them a lot
you can see if you want something on my profile
User avatar #255 to #254 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I keep looking and I honestly dont believe I have any ingots or bars.
User avatar #256 to #255 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
i sent you what i want you look if you want something for it
User avatar #257 to #256 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
oh, that few?
Thats the problem, I was looking for something I had a lot of.

Would you be willing to part with any fabulous gems?
User avatar #258 to #257 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
no problem just trade what you think its best
User avatar #239 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for your toads?
User avatar #240 to #239 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
you're talking to the wrong person, www.funnyjunk.com/user/deadlywarrior is the one with a bunch
User avatar #242 to #240 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
still want yours too
User avatar #244 to #242 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
i've honestly got no clue how much they're worth.
But i have to keep one, I got one as a gift, and I want to keep him.
User avatar #245 to #244 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
well of course. i always leave one for unique
#251 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
User avatar #246 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
hmm, i've always wanted a slendermen. You think we could work out a deal where i give you the toads along with other items for a slenderman or two,
User avatar #237 - redictor ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
sorry, u were a little too late with that trade ._.
User avatar #238 to #237 - srskate ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
darn it
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#228 - chibitalia (11/09/2012) [-]
Hello Kevin.....
Hello Kevin.....
User avatar #229 to #228 - srskate ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Sup sabrina.
User avatar #234 to #229 - chibitalia (11/10/2012) [-]
How u doin?
User avatar #235 to #234 - srskate ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
meh, lost my phone
User avatar #236 to #235 - chibitalia (11/12/2012) [-]
That sucks D:>
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