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#163 - **** , i thought I responded to this earlier. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2015 on back on 0
#168 - jackleeswagger (10/29/2015) [-]
That's the thing though. Bigger companies and corporations can afford to take the hit, and or replace low skilled labor with a machine. It's the small companies that will not be able to compete. Did u know that according to 2013 Forbes around 50% of Americans are employed by a small business? I'm sure you aren't stupid and can figure the counter productivity in hurting small businesses.
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#202 - srskate (10/30/2015) [-]
How many of those small businesses employ people at minimum wage?
Also, I already mentioned the fact that this would definitely undoubtedly hurt some small businesses. I am not denying that. What I am asserting is that the benefits to the lower class (not being broke as fuck, and allowing them to get less government assistance) is worth it in the long term.

Big companies being able to take the hit is exactly the point though, Some may be able to replace with automation, but I guarantee you my last job couldn't be automated yet. In fact, many jobs like my old one still exist because customer interaction is a very important factor in retail, and can't be automated well.
#203 - jackleeswagger (10/30/2015) [-]
Well I am certainly for small businesses paying more to regular people rather than the government, it still tips the scale In favor of big business versus small ones, in an already unbalanced battle.
#162 - Thank you! MOFO 10/29/2015 on back on 0
#108 - The description is just an awful awful fallacy. Smoki… 10/29/2015 on back on +4
#107 - @65 #65 MOFO  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2015 on back on +1
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#139 - peanutsaurusrex (10/29/2015) [-]
>>#65 bruh
this is howie do it
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#162 - srskate (10/29/2015) [-]
Thank you!

MOFO
#106 - incorrect. It's only raising the wages of a percentage of the …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2015 on back on +2
#124 - jackleeswagger (10/29/2015) [-]
That's a huge portion of people able to afford more things like milk, eggs, and fuel. That means those prices WILL go up. You wrong nigguh.
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#163 - srskate (10/29/2015) [-]
Shit, i thought I responded to this earlier.

Yeah, some prices will go up, but it's not like it will cancel out. It will improve quality of life for many people. I'm not saying prices won't go up, but it's not the only thing that will happen.

One of the big drawbacks is actually that there are some business, usually small ones, that won't be able to continue operating as they are.
#168 - jackleeswagger (10/29/2015) [-]
That's the thing though. Bigger companies and corporations can afford to take the hit, and or replace low skilled labor with a machine. It's the small companies that will not be able to compete. Did u know that according to 2013 Forbes around 50% of Americans are employed by a small business? I'm sure you aren't stupid and can figure the counter productivity in hurting small businesses.
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#202 - srskate (10/30/2015) [-]
How many of those small businesses employ people at minimum wage?
Also, I already mentioned the fact that this would definitely undoubtedly hurt some small businesses. I am not denying that. What I am asserting is that the benefits to the lower class (not being broke as fuck, and allowing them to get less government assistance) is worth it in the long term.

Big companies being able to take the hit is exactly the point though, Some may be able to replace with automation, but I guarantee you my last job couldn't be automated yet. In fact, many jobs like my old one still exist because customer interaction is a very important factor in retail, and can't be automated well.
#203 - jackleeswagger (10/30/2015) [-]
Well I am certainly for small businesses paying more to regular people rather than the government, it still tips the scale In favor of big business versus small ones, in an already unbalanced battle.
#69 - For the one about clifford hall, it's a bit more nuanced. He w… 10/29/2015 on You rage you lose/effects... 0
#97 - The rest of the world got the **** over this. … 10/27/2015 on What a time to be alive +1
#39 - Keming is important 10/22/2015 on 11/10 +4
#89 - GODDAMMIT I SAID NO ODDJOB! 10/22/2015 on Advanced dwarfare +1
#8 - Dick Grayson's life got ****** up because of this though. 10/18/2015 on Batman:Death of the... +1
#10 - I can't agree with you more. I have to ask though, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2015 on Batman: Death of the... 0
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (10/18/2015) [-]
idk. i really don't.
#2 - You're quite active tonight. I love and hate you for it  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2015 on Batman: Death of the... 0
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#6 - mcdonaldsexplain (10/18/2015) [-]
lol, just tryin to keep my mentions happy. plus waiting for stuff sucks
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#10 - srskate (10/18/2015) [-]
I can't agree with you more.

I have to ask though, why do people do mentions instead of subscribing?
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#11 - mcdonaldsexplain (10/18/2015) [-]
idk. i really don't.
#27 - not with the new chips on cards. you dont need your PIN for those 10/16/2015 on 4Chan Criminal Mastermind 0
#239 - considering how much of a backlog im on, are there any that ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on MGS comp 0
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#240 - sloar (10/13/2015) [-]
You can safely ignore Metal Gear 1 and 2 (MSX games, the very first chronologically released) then for the PSP you can miss Portable Ops and Portable Ops+. If you intend to play MGS5 then you can watch the Peacewalker scenes on youtube and ignore the gameplay, since MGS5 is essentially a refined version of those mechanics.

For Metal Gear 1 and Metal Gear 2 All you really need to know is that solid snake was sent to Zanzibar land to infiltrate Outer Heaven made by Big Boss. BB had some war orphans and a metal gear and grey fox (proto Raiden) and you saved, destroyed and crippled them respectively. Big Boss got burnt so bad he died and his corpse is just a crisp.

Then you're into MGS1 and essentially it's a chronological order from then on out.

It will take a considerable time to do it even with the omissions, but I say it's worth it. MGS3 is without hyperbole one of my top3 games of all time
#228 - I want to play these games in some semblance of order. Can any…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2015 on MGS comp 0
#251 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
If you play it in release order it makes it easier to identify references and in-jokes about the prior releases. If you play it chronologically the story actually makes a bit more sense.
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#232 - sloar (10/13/2015) [-]
Release order is what makes the most sense, because the changes on a mechianical sense would drive you nuts having to go backwards.

The story still holds that way, just so long as you remember that basically everything starts with Big Boss' story in MGS3 and the next big mile stone is where Solid Snake becomes the main character in MGS1
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#239 - srskate (10/13/2015) [-]
considering how much of a backlog im on, are there any that can be safely ignored?
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#240 - sloar (10/13/2015) [-]
You can safely ignore Metal Gear 1 and 2 (MSX games, the very first chronologically released) then for the PSP you can miss Portable Ops and Portable Ops+. If you intend to play MGS5 then you can watch the Peacewalker scenes on youtube and ignore the gameplay, since MGS5 is essentially a refined version of those mechanics.

For Metal Gear 1 and Metal Gear 2 All you really need to know is that solid snake was sent to Zanzibar land to infiltrate Outer Heaven made by Big Boss. BB had some war orphans and a metal gear and grey fox (proto Raiden) and you saved, destroyed and crippled them respectively. Big Boss got burnt so bad he died and his corpse is just a crisp.

Then you're into MGS1 and essentially it's a chronological order from then on out.

It will take a considerable time to do it even with the omissions, but I say it's worth it. MGS3 is without hyperbole one of my top3 games of all time
#156 - we've been posting this for 4 years now. 10/13/2015 on 4chan Dubs +1
#114 - Ha, guess I can't point fingers then either. Last thing I post…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2015 on Ongoing battle 0
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#117 - Moushi (10/13/2015) [-]
It's easy to slip away from posting things! But it's also nice to come back to it.
#19 - Holy **** , it's been 3 years.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2015 on Ongoing battle 0
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#29 - Moushi (10/12/2015) [-]
It feels more like a million years. Like I've been around lurking, but I just haven't posted anything. Shame on me.
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#114 - srskate (10/13/2015) [-]
Ha, guess I can't point fingers then either. Last thing I posted was 2 years ago.
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#117 - Moushi (10/13/2015) [-]
It's easy to slip away from posting things! But it's also nice to come back to it.
#46 - Well of course there are better stories, but everything I just…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on Changes 0
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#47 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
as a personal opinion I just Didnt like her character, and she has alot to do with whats unlikable, it couldve been a better story, but it didnt work out
#44 - I mean, if you didn't read it and only looked at the pictures,…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Changes 0
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#45 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
You can put alot into this but i believe it's way to short of a story to put that much into it, i'd rather have it much longer to actually become attatched to the character. She just comes off as a cunt after she does what she does. I dont like it, there are way better stories with Redemption arcs than this.
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#46 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
Well of course there are better stories, but everything I just wrote came straight from this short story.

also, apparently this is a part of a longer comic called 'Blip'
which actually looking at the tvtropes page, doesn't look that good.
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#47 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
as a personal opinion I just Didnt like her character, and she has alot to do with whats unlikable, it couldve been a better story, but it didnt work out
#74 - ? 10/10/2015 on just some stereotypes -3
#37 - So you've never heard of a redemption arc? moetron, w…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Changes -2
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#41 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
Theres not much to be redeemed,

She had a boyfriend she was happy but then she felt like he was holding her back left him and pretty much said that she didnt give a shit that he was broken hearted

The instant he sees her again she calls him pathetic, is in disbelief that he even came outside in the first place and runs off only to be almost raped, because of her shit ass karma, he saves her anyway despite being a super cunt. He finally realizes after "you know I had fun but this bitch aint worth it" and moves on YEARS later as the fucking comic states now she wants to get back with him? she thinks she can jsut have it back?

no fuck that bitch. You were a cunt. This comic is trying to tell me that I should feel bad just because she was finally like "I was wrong bring back the guy i was an asshole to"

This isn't how a proper redemption arc is done. with you WATCHING the person turn into a cunt and realize shes a cunt. thats not fun to read
#44 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
I mean, if you didn't read it and only looked at the pictures, I can see that being reasonable.

if we were to break this into a character arc, we have

The beginning: Happy couple with happy lives. Girl isn't too happy with herself, but they're good together

The fall: Girl starts to become more attractive. She starts getting attention she never got before, and she really doesn't know what to do with it. She's even receiving that all important parental love and approval. This part is such a classic staple of storytelling that it's the chorus of a bunch of songs Watsky, my favorite www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoNsxczQ0y0 . It's a tragic character flaw. To quote the song I linked, she picks the "faint praise of strangers / over one who truly cares."

The low point: She finds him outside of a club. She assumes he's been following her, maybe she's right, maybe she's wrong. We can't know for sure, as it isn't clarified, but my personal opinion is that she's right. She lists some good points. Honestly, it isn't important. What is important is we see how low she's sunk.

The rise: after she is saved from a terrible fate by him, she immediately begins to see the error of her ways. She cares for him, wants to take him to the hospital, and failing that, immediately begins bettering herself to become more like him. She regrets what's she's done and wants to atone for it. So she works.

Climax: And when she finds him, he's moved on. Like he should have. And she agrees that it is what he should have done. She doesn't try to ruin it, she doesn't make his life hard, she accepts that she messed up and lost him.

Falling action: Now she's dying. She is narrating the story. We see the protagonist regretful, explaining herself without making excuses. Apologizing. And he is there for her, because that's just in his character. She dies, cue tragedy.


Seriously, there's so much more to this than you give it.
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#45 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
You can put alot into this but i believe it's way to short of a story to put that much into it, i'd rather have it much longer to actually become attatched to the character. She just comes off as a cunt after she does what she does. I dont like it, there are way better stories with Redemption arcs than this.
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#46 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
Well of course there are better stories, but everything I just wrote came straight from this short story.

also, apparently this is a part of a longer comic called 'Blip'
which actually looking at the tvtropes page, doesn't look that good.
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#47 - lilRican (10/10/2015) [-]
as a personal opinion I just Didnt like her character, and she has alot to do with whats unlikable, it couldve been a better story, but it didnt work out
#66 - nah, there was nothing inherently supremacist there. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2015 on just some stereotypes -3
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#73 - gattlingwolf (10/10/2015) [-]
gud tumblr comments shit lord
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#74 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
?
#64 - just seems kind of *insecure* to bring that up out of the blue…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2015 on just some stereotypes -3
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#65 - killerliquid (10/10/2015) [-]
still been one since >>#7
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#66 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
nah, there was nothing inherently supremacist there.

it just served as a breeding ground for the rest of this.
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#73 - gattlingwolf (10/10/2015) [-]
gud tumblr comments shit lord
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#74 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
?
#58 - ... way to make it a superiority thing  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2015 on just some stereotypes +1
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#62 - killerliquid (10/10/2015) [-]
it's been one since 7
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#64 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
just seems kind of *insecure* to bring that up out of the blue, ya feel me?
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#65 - killerliquid (10/10/2015) [-]
still been one since >>#7
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#66 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
nah, there was nothing inherently supremacist there.

it just served as a breeding ground for the rest of this.
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#73 - gattlingwolf (10/10/2015) [-]
gud tumblr comments shit lord
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#74 - srskate (10/10/2015) [-]
?

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User avatar #316 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
why do you have your profile picture as your profile picture
User avatar #317 to #316 - srskate ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
Really old joke. Back before the new levels, some dude misread my level as 10 levels above what is was. I corrected him, and he responded my editing my level, screenshotting it, and showing me. I thought it was funny, so I kept it ever since.
User avatar #318 to #317 - zionsype ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
blam blam blam blam
User avatar #314 - gugek (06/10/2015) [-]
Hey i hope you have a great day today .
User avatar #315 to #314 - srskate ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Thank you stranger! I wish the same to you!
User avatar #313 to #312 - ubadubba (12/30/2014) [-]
Gods don't tempt me like that
User avatar #311 - ied (12/29/2013) [-]
sell me points!!!
please
#305 - twi ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #307 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/29/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why you posted that
#306 to #305 - srskate ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You'll never know if I'm online or offline!
MUAHAHAHA
User avatar #295 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Are you selling your FJ points? (:
User avatar #298 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
OH, and a gecko pet!

I was really sad when addy took mine away
User avatar #299 to #298 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
If you want it, send for it! : D
I'd like points please
User avatar #300 to #299 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
does 5k sound good?
User avatar #302 to #300 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
As much as you can spare : )
I'd like to buy all of your points
User avatar #303 to #302 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, unfortunately that is not possible. I like them as a sort of record of achievement.

But, since you are giving me a much valued (by me) gecko, ill up to 7.5k
User avatar #304 to #303 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, send trade! :]
User avatar #301 to #300 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
for the two items, that is
User avatar #296 to #295 - srskate ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, will you sell me a per sir w
User avatar #297 to #296 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Send trade : )
User avatar #289 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8? Since you don't play items.
User avatar #290 to #289 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
I still like em.
sorry bro
#291 to #290 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Can I have 28k? It will keep you over 100k.
User avatar #294 to #292 - srskate ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
if you get a filly egg ill pay for it though.
User avatar #308 to #294 - kingniggering (10/12/2013) [-]
i got a filly egg
User avatar #309 to #308 - srskate ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
I'll pay for it
#285 - skiskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Blaze it
#286 to #285 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
420?
User avatar #288 to #287 - srskate ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Fallout is glorious!
But this is my first mod-able PC game. What mods should I get?
#281 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
Sorry.
User avatar #282 to #281 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
no worries, I won't mention you.
#283 to #282 - anon (07/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't meant to be serious.
I'm sorry either way!
Thanks
User avatar #284 to #283 - srskate ONLINE (07/15/2013) [-]
No worries.
I didn't expect people to react that way to the post. I just kinda wanted to be like, "hehe, caught you."
Anyway, good luck, apology accepted and such, and happy hunting.
User avatar #272 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #273 to #272 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, didn't notice they got updated.

Sure you can buy them, but to be honest, I'm not sure of their worth.
User avatar #274 to #273 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
about 15-20 rits a piece, but i dont have many rits. anything else you might take?
User avatar #275 to #274 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Any way we could work out a deal where I sell you the wyrms and some other junk for a crossbow?
User avatar #276 to #275 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
just send the wyrms for it
User avatar #278 to #276 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #279 to #278 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #280 to #279 - srskate ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck
User avatar #277 to #276 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
crossbows arent worth anything much
User avatar #270 - theflamingfire (05/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar
User avatar #271 to #270 - srskate ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
thank you, good sir. A friend made it for me.
#263 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Just go kill yourself. we don't need your stupidity to spread
User avatar #264 to #263 - srskate ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
lol
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User avatar #260 to #259 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?
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User avatar #262 to #261 - srskate ONLINE (03/14/2013) [-]
*draws blood*
User avatar #252 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
can you sell me runic ingots ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I haven't smithed in far too long

what ore makes runic?
User avatar #254 to #253 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
well runic ore makes runic ingots, i need them a lot
you can see if you want something on my profile
User avatar #255 to #254 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
I keep looking and I honestly dont believe I have any ingots or bars.
User avatar #256 to #255 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
i sent you what i want you look if you want something for it
User avatar #257 to #256 - srskate ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
oh, that few?
Thats the problem, I was looking for something I had a lot of.

Would you be willing to part with any fabulous gems?
User avatar #258 to #257 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
no problem just trade what you think its best
User avatar #239 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for your toads?
User avatar #240 to #239 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
you're talking to the wrong person, www.funnyjunk.com/user/deadlywarrior is the one with a bunch
User avatar #242 to #240 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
still want yours too
User avatar #244 to #242 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
i've honestly got no clue how much they're worth.
But i have to keep one, I got one as a gift, and I want to keep him.
User avatar #245 to #244 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
well of course. i always leave one for unique
#251 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
User avatar #246 to #245 - srskate ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
hmm, i've always wanted a slendermen. You think we could work out a deal where i give you the toads along with other items for a slenderman or two,
User avatar #237 - redictor ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
sorry, u were a little too late with that trade ._.
User avatar #238 to #237 - srskate ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
darn it
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#228 - chibitalia (11/09/2012) [-]
Hello Kevin.....
Hello Kevin.....
User avatar #229 to #228 - srskate ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
Sup sabrina.
User avatar #234 to #229 - chibitalia (11/10/2012) [-]
How u doin?
User avatar #235 to #234 - srskate ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
meh, lost my phone
User avatar #236 to #235 - chibitalia (11/12/2012) [-]
That sucks D:>
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