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#14 - sonar also requires good ears. They have better hearing, and d…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2015 on The First of Us 0
User avatar #16 - pallmallhero (04/24/2015) [-]
Yes true, but my point was that they would be able to locate you regardless if you make sounds or not.
Maybe there should have been more emphasis on you as a player having to time your moving with their clicks. I.E sneaking in between different obstacles and hiding spots when the clickers are not clicking.
Maybe that would make the game play a bit too hard and frustrating, so I see why they opted to go with different solution.
User avatar #44 - crazygoose (04/24/2015) [-]
Wouldn't it be about locating moving objects for them?
User avatar #43 - minorian (04/24/2015) [-]
If they use sonar, then they wouldn't be able to notice you unless you moved though, right? And slower moving means less chance to both be heard and "seen"

I haven't played the game, so sry if I miss something, but I just wonder how they now that you're a living being at all, if they just use sonar.
#50 - endospore (04/24/2015) [-]
Assuming their sonar works like bats, that's wrong. Sonar works by sending out soundwaves and having those soundwaves bounce off of objects and return to your ears like an echo. A bat's brain has developed in such a way that they can tell, based on the volume of the sound, the amount that returns, and the length of time it takes teh echo to return, where and pretty much what the object is. Most bats are developed enough that they can tell the difference between a spider and an ant from quite a distance or pick out individual bugs in a swarm. Some bats can fly up to 80 mph in dense forests without so much as grazing a tree branch. You don't have to be moving for sonar to work.

One of my undergraduate professors was one of the leading bat biologists in the world.
User avatar #51 - minorian (23 hours ago) [-]
But what we know so far doesn't really justify assuming they have the abilities of a bat. Isn't it a bit unfair to compare a sonar that can be used to fly in between branches and trees at 80 mph to a sonar that has to be assisted by normal human-like listening to actually be worth shit? I wasn't saying that sonar doesn't work on objects that don't move or couldn't potentially tell what thing was, based on the returning sound waves, I was just saying that they aren't exactly top tier radars, based on the gameplay I have seen.

Wouldn't it be logical that they can't tell the difference between a human and a tree covered in moss or something, since their sonar obviously is very inferior to bats' sonar?
#52 - endospore (23 hours ago) [-]
No, I don't believe that's logical. Humans have evolved to essentially detect humans. I don't believe the fungus changes humans so much that A: they can't tell humans apart from anything else - humans should be the ONE thing they should be developed to see, especially since they're a food/predator and B: that the fungus degrades them so much that they can't logically think "Hey, there's something there that wasn't there before, and it's moving. Maybe I should check that out." Even plants have evolved to respond to stimuli.

I honestly believe the developers simply didn't know what sonar was until they were too far in to change it.
User avatar #53 - minorian (23 hours ago) [-]
Most of your arguments sound like they are based on what would be ideal and what usually happens in nature, and not on the actual game. A: just because they are predators doesn't mean that they are perfect. The fungus is already dominating earth, so since searching for prey is not vital for survival, it is logical that they haven't mutated there seeking abilities B: You don't believe that something that is basically a zombie can't logically think? That's pretty much one of the cornerstones of the whole zombie franchise. The whole part about moving was exactly why standing still or moving slowly would decrease the chance of being spotted.
#137 - Don't even ******* try. You're allowing the freedom of …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Pretty simple +18
#164 - fefe (04/24/2015) [-]
that officer is a national hero you fucking stupid liberal
User avatar #142 - xxjimmyxx (04/24/2015) [-]
You mean after he bolted from his car the cop chased after him tried to grab him, the man forcibly free'd himself from the police officer and then continued to flee, the man was obviously not going to go to jail without a fight and therefore posed a threat to the officer if the officer had pursued him, so he used the only other option he had to stop him, shooting him.
User avatar #145 - ninjaroo (04/24/2015) [-]
Why... Why was shooting him the only option? Not even a taser or something?
User avatar #148 - xxjimmyxx (04/24/2015) [-]
well idk if it's true but the officer claimed he tried to grab his taser and in the video as scott pulls away and the officer reaches for his gun something had been tossed onto the ground behind the officer can't tell what it is but if the officer was telling the truth that could have been his taser and if he had gone back to pick it up scott would have probably gotten away.
User avatar #181 - ericzxvc (23 hours ago) [-]
Are you trolling? There is zero excuse to shoot an unarmed person running away in the back. Running away from a police officer does not carry a death sentence, and someone running away from you is not a threat, it is literally the opposite. You are not allowed to kill someone because "they might get away" that's not how an civilized society works.
User avatar #203 - xxjimmyxx (22 hours ago) [-]
If the officer believes they could be dangerous towards other officers, or the general public they do have the authority to shoot even if they are fleeing. So while they may not be an immediate threat, they can shoot on reasonable grounds.
User avatar #262 - ericzxvc (16 hours ago) [-]
No. You're wrong. That is not how the law works. There is zero justification for shooting an unarmed person who is running away in the back. You are stupid, you do not know how the law works.
User avatar #263 - xxjimmyxx (15 hours ago) [-]
Hit up google and fuck off, I've gotten bored with this subject.
#191 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
He was not a person he was a nignog monkey nigger XDDDddddDDD
User avatar #150 - whataphreek (04/24/2015) [-]
The glorious "."s and ","s work, son
User avatar #151 - xxjimmyxx (04/24/2015) [-]
I was playing killing floor 2 and was not worried about them I just wanted to get back to my game.
User avatar #149 - xxjimmyxx (04/24/2015) [-]
scott tried to grab his taser (just so nothing gets confused)
#192 - fefe (22 hours ago) [-]
That's bullshit and there is video proof of that.
User avatar #205 - xxjimmyxx (22 hours ago) [-]
I only saw the video shown by the news station, and it cuts to the part where he is just pulling out of the officer grip, and there is a small black object that lands on the ground behind the officer and like I said "idk if it's true but the officer claimed he tried to grab his taser" didn't say anything was fact.
#208 - fefe (21 hours ago) [-]
Well you can assume that the black object that fell was Scott's cap, anyways walker was not an immediate threat to anyone and he was not armed, so the shooting was not justified.
User avatar #211 - xxjimmyxx (21 hours ago) [-]
"I posted this above, If the officer believes they could be dangerous towards other officers, or the general public they do have the authority to shoot even if they are fleeing. So while they may not be an immediate threat, they can shoot on reasonable grounds." and the object that falls doesn't come from his head and bounces unlike a cap would.
#213 - fefe (21 hours ago) [-]
Let's assume the object that fell was the taser, that just further proves that Scott was unarmed and the shooting was unjustified.
User avatar #215 - xxjimmyxx (21 hours ago) [-]
The fact that he tried to take the taser, and most likely planing to use to on the officer, means if someone tried to apprehend him later he would most likely fight back and could be a danger to them, giving him reasonable grounds to use deadly force to stop him to possible save someone innocent from injury down the road. Now if it wasn't his taser that fell to the ground due to scott going for it then yes the deadly force was unjustified.
#229 - fefe (21 hours ago) [-]
First of all no, "he tried to take the taser" is not a fact, that's the version the murderer is giving to justify his actions, Slager could have dropped the taser in the scuffle and that only assuming that the black object that falls to the ground on the video is the taser.

And nothing that you mentioned justifies the use of deadly force on an unarmed, fleeing elder.
User avatar #255 - xxjimmyxx (18 hours ago) [-]
If you're too lazy to look it up that's too bad for you, i'm not gonna waste my time looking up the exact text and spoon feed it to you.
User avatar #141 - tomashville (04/24/2015) [-]
Wasn't he proven to be a dangerous criminal/arms dealer? I'm just asking as I'm not from the US and I don't follow your news that much.
#44 - corrupt firefighters steal from the houses they save and say t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on firefighters +1
#47 - fefe (04/24/2015) [-]
The thing that is covered by insurance.
#28 - No, you just suck 04/24/2015 on College 0
#258 - It is significantly different. This isn't as simple as fewer w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on BEFORE YOU BUY IT +7
#494 - draaaaiven (04/24/2015) [-]
But Bloodborne basicly did take out multiplayer.
#265 - You are, but it's fun! 04/23/2015 on knowing spanish +1
#117 - how do you know that sanfransokyo is in america?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on knowing spanish +1
User avatar #180 - abesimpson (04/23/2015) [-]
San francisco (american) + Tokio (asian)

Technically it's still asian American regardless where the city is. I try not to overthink it since its a kids movie but maybe a mixture of western and Asian features is the native race of that country. oh god I'm overthinking kids movies again, am I?
User avatar #265 - srskate (04/23/2015) [-]
You are, but it's fun!

#23 - It's kermit you piece of **** . 04/22/2015 on New Pepe Has Arrived 0
#120 - They hypothesized that it simulates overcrowding, which is why… 04/22/2015 on Huge fact comp #1 0
#42 - You're telling me the danish national performance team has don… 04/21/2015 on Yearbook Photos 0

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User avatar #313 to #312 - ubadubba (12/30/2014) [-]
Gods don't tempt me like that
User avatar #311 - ied (12/29/2013) [-]
sell me points!!!
User avatar #307 to #305 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
I still have no idea why you posted that
#306 to #305 - srskate (09/22/2013) [-]
You'll never know if I'm online or offline!
User avatar #295 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Are you selling your FJ points? (:
User avatar #298 to #295 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
OH, and a gecko pet!

I was really sad when addy took mine away
User avatar #299 to #298 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
If you want it, send for it! : D
I'd like points please
User avatar #300 to #299 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
does 5k sound good?
User avatar #302 to #300 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
As much as you can spare : )
I'd like to buy all of your points
User avatar #303 to #302 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, unfortunately that is not possible. I like them as a sort of record of achievement.

But, since you are giving me a much valued (by me) gecko, ill up to 7.5k
User avatar #304 to #303 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, send trade! :]
User avatar #301 to #300 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
for the two items, that is
User avatar #296 to #295 - srskate (09/02/2013) [-]
Depends, will you sell me a per sir w
User avatar #297 to #296 - jorgethemaster (09/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Send trade : )
User avatar #289 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8? Since you don't play items.
User avatar #290 to #289 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
I still like em.
sorry bro
#291 to #290 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Can I have 28k? It will keep you over 100k.
User avatar #294 to #292 - srskate (07/31/2013) [-]
if you get a filly egg ill pay for it though.
User avatar #308 to #294 - kingniggering (10/12/2013) [-]
i got a filly egg
User avatar #309 to #308 - srskate (10/13/2013) [-]
I'll pay for it
#285 - skiskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Blaze it
User avatar #288 to #287 - srskate (07/16/2013) [-]
Fallout is glorious!
But this is my first mod-able PC game. What mods should I get?
#281 - fefe (07/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #282 to #281 - srskate (07/15/2013) [-]
no worries, I won't mention you.
#283 to #282 - fefe (07/15/2013) [-]
It wasn't meant to be serious.
I'm sorry either way!
User avatar #284 to #283 - srskate (07/15/2013) [-]
No worries.
I didn't expect people to react that way to the post. I just kinda wanted to be like, "hehe, caught you."
Anyway, good luck, apology accepted and such, and happy hunting.
User avatar #272 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #273 to #272 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
Huh, didn't notice they got updated.

Sure you can buy them, but to be honest, I'm not sure of their worth.
User avatar #274 to #273 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
about 15-20 rits a piece, but i dont have many rits. anything else you might take?
User avatar #275 to #274 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
Any way we could work out a deal where I sell you the wyrms and some other junk for a crossbow?
User avatar #276 to #275 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
just send the wyrms for it
User avatar #278 to #276 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
will do
User avatar #279 to #278 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #280 to #279 - srskate (07/03/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck
User avatar #277 to #276 - allofthefish (07/03/2013) [-]
crossbows arent worth anything much
User avatar #270 - theflamingfire (05/30/2013) [-]
I like your avatar
User avatar #271 to #270 - srskate (05/30/2013) [-]
thank you, good sir. A friend made it for me.
#263 - fefe (03/18/2013) [-]
Just go kill yourself. we don't need your stupidity to spread
User avatar #264 to #263 - srskate (03/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #260 to #259 - srskate (03/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?
#261 to #260 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #262 to #261 - srskate (03/14/2013) [-]
*draws blood*
User avatar #252 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
can you sell me runic ingots ?
User avatar #253 to #252 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
I haven't smithed in far too long

what ore makes runic?
User avatar #254 to #253 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
well runic ore makes runic ingots, i need them a lot
you can see if you want something on my profile
User avatar #255 to #254 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
I keep looking and I honestly dont believe I have any ingots or bars.
User avatar #256 to #255 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
i sent you what i want you look if you want something for it
User avatar #257 to #256 - srskate (02/21/2013) [-]
oh, that few?
Thats the problem, I was looking for something I had a lot of.

Would you be willing to part with any fabulous gems?
User avatar #258 to #257 - jovanlisac (02/21/2013) [-]
no problem just trade what you think its best
User avatar #239 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
what do you want for your toads?
User avatar #240 to #239 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
you're talking to the wrong person, www.funnyjunk.com/user/deadlywarrior is the one with a bunch
User avatar #242 to #240 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
still want yours too
User avatar #244 to #242 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
i've honestly got no clue how much they're worth.
But i have to keep one, I got one as a gift, and I want to keep him.
User avatar #245 to #244 - valesthesia (02/18/2013) [-]
well of course. i always leave one for unique
#251 to #245 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
Thanks a bunch, I've been trying to get all three for a while now.
User avatar #246 to #245 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
hmm, i've always wanted a slendermen. You think we could work out a deal where i give you the toads along with other items for a slenderman or two,
User avatar #237 - redictor ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
sorry, u were a little too late with that trade ._.
User avatar #238 to #237 - srskate (11/16/2012) [-]
darn it
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#228 - chibitalia (11/09/2012) [-]
Hello Kevin.....
Hello Kevin.....
User avatar #229 to #228 - srskate (11/09/2012) [-]
Sup sabrina.
User avatar #234 to #229 - chibitalia (11/10/2012) [-]
How u doin?
User avatar #235 to #234 - srskate (11/10/2012) [-]
meh, lost my phone
User avatar #236 to #235 - chibitalia (11/12/2012) [-]
That sucks D:>
#219 - zyarc (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm collecting black smithing objects so I need them before anyone else gets them

Thanks for the hammer though ^^
User avatar #220 to #219 - srskate (11/04/2012) [-]
No problem. Smart idea, get prepared before they're needed.

On that note: I am totally prepared for alchemy and crafting.
#221 to #220 - zyarc (11/04/2012) [-]
Haha, good luck ^^
User avatar #222 to #221 - srskate (11/04/2012) [-]
Same to you
User avatar #206 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I have all the parts for a blue pony but none of the souls, still interested?
User avatar #207 to #206 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
what souls are needed exactly?
User avatar #209 to #207 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I changed my mind, even if i took every one of your items and fj points i would still be getting a bad deal.
User avatar #210 to #209 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
************ , gotts collect more

any tips
User avatar #211 to #210 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
I'm not the best one for advice, but i would just spend a day picking up rits, then sell them off 1k a pop.
I did that with hues and got 1mil worth of items in one day.
User avatar #212 to #211 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
**** , the booring way

how much would an angelic chest net me?
User avatar #213 to #212 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
200-400k I'd say
If you are lucky you might get someone to overpay
User avatar #214 to #213 - srskate (10/23/2012) [-]
ima trade my angelic ingots for demonic ones.

User avatar #208 to #207 - Syncronicity (10/23/2012) [-]
10 corrupt
User avatar #247 to #208 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
random dual Syncronicity notification
User avatar #248 to #247 - Syncronicity (02/18/2013) [-]
Why you do dis?
#249 to #248 - srskate (02/18/2013) [-]
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at Thanks, Obama ** because of this
**srskate rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at Thanks, Obama ** because of this
User avatar #250 to #249 - Syncronicity (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it, damn it obama.
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