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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/sullizak
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Date Signed Up:5/01/2011
Last Login:7/26/2014
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I was born and currently reside in England. My appearance is Caucasian and skinny with rather long, dark hair and blue eyes. I am currently studying Physics, Maths and Chemistry at A-level. I enjoy long walks on the virtual beach of the internet.

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#293 - It's not for no reason. Sure, the animals will be killed eithe… 06/24/2014 on US Grade Beef 0
#116 - Unlike the shot to the head, which will. I haven't been on fun…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on US Grade Beef -3
User avatar #223 - toensix (06/17/2014) [-]
>Implying that evwen without religion humanity wan't find another stupid reason to do stupid irrational shit.
User avatar #147 - harshy (06/17/2014) [-]
nigger that shit was written long ago, you're acting like they knew of today's technology back then
im sure if halal meat and its instructions were written today they would incorporate today's technology (as swords were the technology back then)
its never okay to unjustly bash religion for no reason you imbecile
User avatar #293 - srapture (06/24/2014) [-]
It's not for no reason. Sure, the animals will be killed either way, but it's still cruel to make them suffer so much unnecessary, and with growing Muslim populations in the UK (which I am definitely not saying is a bad thing), I'm seeing the halal symbol more and more, meaning even more animals will be killed in this cruel way due to the reasoning of "Non-Muslims can eat halal, Muslims can't eat non-halal. Therefore, it makes sense that everything is halal". I've noticed this with chicken especially.
#142 - Android does have equaliser presets. It doesn't have the poin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on macbook 0
User avatar #143 - hydraetis (06/15/2014) [-]
Well I searched for a good two days and the only thing I found was Adapt Sound so
#106 - I disagree with what you've said about the music players. I re…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on macbook 0
User avatar #141 - hydraetis (06/13/2014) [-]
To me, if it doesn't have an eq then it's worthless. Android's only apparent sound equalizing thing outside of just buying a better app is Adapt Sound, which as I said is shit in comparison to even only having access to eq presets. And I don't use data, so the cloud thing is useless to me, plus apple already has the same thing (I know people with iPhones who use the cloud streaming for their music).
User avatar #142 - srapture (06/15/2014) [-]
Android does have equaliser presets. It doesn't have the pointless number of them that iPhones have where they have Jazz, Pop, Rap, etc. Those are stupid. You either want more bass, more treble, etc.
User avatar #143 - hydraetis (06/15/2014) [-]
Well I searched for a good two days and the only thing I found was Adapt Sound so
#416 - Picture 05/04/2014 on Horror movies 0
#211 - As an Englishman, where pretty much everyone drives manual tra…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Horror movies 0
#263 - volksworgen (05/03/2014) [-]
I like your profile gif bbycakes.
#416 - srapture (05/04/2014) [-]
#219 - basshead (05/03/2014) [-]
It depends from model to model, some autos you can select what gear, some others you can't, just depends. Like my '86 oldsmobile, it has an auto, but you can make it downshift into whichever gear you want(unless shifting into that gear would over-rev your engine, it won't let you do that), but you can't make it shift up into a gear unless the transmission would've already shifted into that gear if you hadn't been keeping it in the lower gear. Most new cars are already tuned or whatnot so that if you floor it, it'll automatically kick down into the lowest gear at that speed, but again, that depends for each car. Although if we're being completely accurate to cars here, she just slammed the car into park at speed, which would've either A. done nothing, or B. brought the car to a screeching halt, also possibly destroying the transmission.
#223 - funferret (05/03/2014) [-]
Take a gif my good sir.
#226 - basshead (05/03/2014) [-]
#228 - funferret (05/03/2014) [-]
So homo.
#230 - basshead (05/03/2014) [-]
#231 - funferret (05/03/2014) [-]
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#233 - funferret (05/03/2014) [-]
In a non homo manner.
#240 - basshead (05/03/2014) [-]
#45 - Well, 'course she's a bird. She ain't gonna be a bloke, is she…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Tweet +24
User avatar #49 - listerthepessimist (04/26/2014) [-]
let us not forget 'splitarse'
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#62 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
smells like samefag
#120 - It's not though. It's destroying a non-sentient embryo which w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on How little sense... +2
User avatar #127 - theawesomestperson (03/30/2014) [-]
I know the discussion isn't about abortion, but I do want you to see where I'm coming from. I understand that the embryo has no life and that abortion is not technically killing anyone.
But you are killing the possibility of a life. It's pretty damn close to actually killing someone. The difference is too small for me to differentiate the two. So that is why I, personally, would not have an abortion. Even if the baby is a mistake.

And just thinking about it, why do couples not have this discussion before? Figure out what they would do if it happened to them before it happens?
#127 - If that person was really suicidal, they'd be dead. Killing yo… 03/30/2014 on So true! +2

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#98 to #97 - professormeatwad (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hai c:
User avatar #70 to #69 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
And a Japanese "yes" to you as well, sir/madam.
User avatar #95 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Then comment down here. c:
User avatar #72 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You alive?
User avatar #74 to #72 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
As far as I'm aware.
User avatar #71 to #70 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Hah, smart.
但是, 你不知道我跟你说什么。

Anyways, how are you today, sir?

Guessing on the gender...
User avatar #73 to #71 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Did you just reply with Chinese?
Also, I am quite well. And you?
Guessing, eh? I'd like my profile to be revealed more to people so they don't need to guess. I assumed it was like that by default. I'll have to look into it.
User avatar #75 to #73 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes. I am half chinese, ergo, I know the lingo. c:
And I'm okay. Ill. My dad left about 3-4 hours ago and has been drinking at the pub. :c Oh well. I'm lonely, and need someone to talk to on skype, or something.
User avatar #76 to #75 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
That's quite a jump for a sudden chat with a stranger, isn't it?
User avatar #77 to #76 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Not really. Not like I gave out the entirety of everything. You don't know what country I live in, or what gender I am. Or anything.
User avatar #79 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Actually, it appears you have presented yourself as both genders.
User avatar #81 to #79 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Aha, I'm a cheeky one~
User avatar #78 to #77 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I know you're male, from a short scan of your recent comments. I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to find a few more hints.
User avatar #80 to #78 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
.... Okay.
I'm curious, do you have a skype?
User avatar #82 to #80 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I do indeed have a Skype account, although I've never installed the software on this computer.
User avatar #83 to #82 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
You should. c:
User avatar #84 to #83 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
It's not really my kind of thing. When sending text in a way like this, I'm free to pause, to delete words I've decided against, and to really think about what I'm saying before it is said. When on a video or even regular call, one is much more exposed and much more on the spot.
User avatar #85 to #84 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh, I realise the issue, however, I much prefer having the instant messaging which it contains. c:
User avatar #86 to #85 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
I always found Skype's instant messaging to have quite an unappealing layout. It's really only intended for a bit of text underneath the video calls. As for my instant messaging, there was a time when I would always use MSN. Now I just use Facebook. It's a bit more limiting, given that one has to be careful when accepting a friend to allow chat, but it saves me cluttering my computer with 1 more program.
User avatar #87 to #86 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Fair enough, if that is your opinion. I would normally use facebook, but whenever I'm in certain countries, facebook is blocked, ergo, I am unable to use it. Skype on the other hand is available in every country. c: So I just use it more often.
User avatar #88 to #87 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Those don't sound like countries I would like to visit.
User avatar #89 to #88 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Just a little bit of communism.
I live in China, and I'll be moving back to England next year.
User avatar #90 to #89 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Sounds like a fair amount of travelling for a 15-year-old. How exactly did your parents meet when their lands are so far apart?
User avatar #91 to #90 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't be a creeper. >3>
Uhm, My mum moved to England when she was 17, and met my dad. They got married, blah blah blah, got a divorce, blah blah blah. You get the idea.
User avatar #94 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
Fun. There's no more space for comments down there.
User avatar #92 to #91 - srapture (07/15/2013) [-]
So their flame burned brightly but briefly. Your mum the moved back to China?
User avatar #93 to #92 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Nah, they got divorced in china. Dad and sister moved back about 5 years ago, I've been in china with my mum. I'm currently at England with my sister, and dad. c:
#59 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Now to stalk you for more chances to use photoshop.
#60 to #59 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
Now, to never post another picture of me anywhere ever again.
#61 to #60 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you will slip up, and then...I will be there, WAITING.
#63 to #62 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
Last photo for me, I really gotta sleep. I have a party I am supposed to be at in a few hours and haven't slept since I got off work. lol
User avatar #64 to #63 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, 5:45pm certainly is an early time to sleep. (It's totally the same time everywhere.)
User avatar #65 to #64 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
12:44 pm: cuz 'Murica here. Work 3rd shift so haven't slept yesterday lol
#66 to #65 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
I'm doing nothing for the next 6 weeks, so my life is mostly sleep.
User avatar #67 to #66 - deadrifler (06/29/2013) [-]
Ah, secondary school still?
User avatar #68 to #67 - srapture (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, it was technically in the same building, but it would often have it's own separate college. A-levels.
#43 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Hello there, how are you?
Um I was wondering, did you draw your profile picture yourself? :)
User avatar #44 to #43 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Nope, but it's nice to hear people assume that i did :D lol
User avatar #45 to #44 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahhh fair enough, well it's good :)
User avatar #46 to #45 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
Thanks, i like your Vivi :P
User avatar #47 to #46 - invisiblepleasure (08/31/2012) [-]
Ahh thanks, truth be told I suck at FF :P but I have a soft spot for the games
User avatar #48 to #47 - srapture (08/31/2012) [-]
#40 - quincyadam (08/29/2012) [-]
hello friend
User avatar #37 - nightroller (08/20/2012) [-]
You are a pretty good guy!
#36 - srapture (06/06/2012) [-]
Thank you for all your kind words
User avatar #35 - mikesike (06/06/2012) [-]
this man is a pretty cool guy!
User avatar #34 - silasdg (06/06/2012) [-]
pretty cool guy right here
#33 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You sound like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #32 - Aspirin (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude, mate
#31 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
I hears some things and yous a cool guy i says to myself in the bedtimes
#30 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #29 - nevrit (06/06/2012) [-]
You know what? You're pretty cool.
#28 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
never forget....that your cool rating is at a high...your a pretty cool guy
User avatar #27 - bakawaka (06/06/2012) [-]
you bro.... you are one cool dude :)
#26 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [-]
HEY YOU, you're a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #24 - thatguyblaze (06/06/2012) [-]
guy let me tell you something, you're a pretty cool guy
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