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squeejee

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Date Signed Up:1/12/2013
Last Login:4/27/2015
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#81 - ******* and most gun crime comes from places w…  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on Paranoia Agent +7
User avatar #206 - trojanmannn (10 hours ago) [-]
North east as well. Inner city parts of connecticut like New Have, Hartford, Bridgeport. All of New York. Pittsburg. Providence. Newark. Yeah.
#163 - fefe (11 hours ago) [-]
"We were thinking of making murder illegal, so we told Carl to stop murdering and he didn't listen to us, so that plan will obviously never work."

Replacements:
murder w/ guns
Carl w/ Chicago
murdering w/ using guns
#156 - fefe (11 hours ago) [-]
Don't use Chicago as an example, you cannot even begin to compare it to a full nation. It's a city, there are no borders, no stop-and-search before entering. If Chicago has strict gun laws and a town 15-minutes away doesn't, then no shit the gun laws won't work.

That's like building half a fence around your yard, and then blaming the fence for your dog still getting out. Anyone with a pulse can get around Chicago's gun laws since there's almost no way to enforce it other than stopping and searching every single car going in to the city. Like we do at the Mexican-American border or Canadian-American border. Use critical thinking, bro. It isn't that hard.
#99 - fefe (13 hours ago) [-]
fucking truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Ramsay Makes Lunch +33
#13 - randomzdude (04/22/2015) [-]
rip headphone users.
User avatar #3 - respawnhydra (04/22/2015) [-]
why are angry people always funnier slowed down
#5 - captenmasin (04/22/2015) [-]
#174 - Picture 04/22/2015 on oh OH +3
#255 - BC2 was ******* amazing bruh. Better than battlefield 3. 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#4 - Im quoting a facebook post I found. I dont know how to screenc… 04/18/2015 on facebook post (read... 0
#271 - god dammit these stories just get better 04/17/2015 on What a twist. +1
#269 - Comment deleted 04/17/2015 on What a twist. 0
#109 - Why do so many people forget the best thing canada gave to the US? 04/16/2015 on Canada +1
#35 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Anon has lunch 0
#63 - Anyone got sauce on this video  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Equality +10
#81 - barsaka (04/15/2015) [-]
fight like a krogan and you won't have anything to fear

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#7 - katarinaismywaifu (03/31/2015) [-]
Katarinaismywaifu sent me! Shove your face in my ass squeedee!
#2 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies. Can I got to bed now?
#4 to #2 - squeejee (03/26/2015) [-]
Can you give me some chocolate milk in a glass cup? I know its specific but I REALLY WANT IT
#5 to #4 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Fine here.
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