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Date Signed Up:1/10/2010
Last Login:4/29/2010
Location:France
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#15 - france...FJ is amazing  [+] (17 new replies) 02/01/2010 on The French +3
User avatar #16 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
I just moved to west texas. I'm sure France is better
User avatar #17 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe cooler as in temp wise...but nah..i'd rather be in texas..hear everything is bigger there
#29 - anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
WHAT?! NO! NO! Everyhting is fucking bigger up in ALASKA betches! GET IT RIGHT! FUCK SARAH PALIN! GAWD.
User avatar #18 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
COOLER? It 80 degrees right now at 9:30 in Feb. The people suck they're all racist and ultra conservative. I like texas just not west texas
User avatar #19 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i meant france was cooler lol
its like..cold here
you might like it
User avatar #20 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe...probably a lot less people in trucks with american flags everywhere and Tea party signs
User avatar #21 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lots less lol...i just dont like it here
User avatar #22 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
why not?
User avatar #23 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
my dads a dick, all his friends are dicks, and i live with my brothers best friend.
this is great and all, but my dad keeps trying to like...get me to come back, and gets really pissed, and i just want somewhere im not near his stupid ass
and wow, that was long
User avatar #24 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
it wasn't that long. but you live with your brothers best friend?
User avatar #25 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i have two brothers, and one of them and me lives with his best friend, the other lives with our dad.
User avatar #27 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So would you move from france
User avatar #28 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i probly will...idk yet, havent decided...i might just move somewhere else in france
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
idk. i've never been to Europe but i do like America, just not the ultra conservative
User avatar #31 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i've been to america...i was in maine...i loved it there
User avatar #35 - pebo (02/02/2010) [-]
vous parle francias? Je Visite cet ete. Mon francais n'est pas si bon mais si vous pouvez lire ceci je suis heureux. lol
User avatar #32 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Maines okay. Why maine tho?
#42 - alright, it should be here in a bit.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +2
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#13 - yea. speak it and everything. hate this frickin place  [+] (20 new replies) 02/01/2010 on The French +4
User avatar #37 - EminemZBonnie (02/02/2010) [-]
JE SUIS KELLY

I said it right, didn't I?
User avatar #14 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
france or FJ?
User avatar #15 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
france...FJ is amazing
User avatar #16 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
I just moved to west texas. I'm sure France is better
User avatar #17 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe cooler as in temp wise...but nah..i'd rather be in texas..hear everything is bigger there
#29 - anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
WHAT?! NO! NO! Everyhting is fucking bigger up in ALASKA betches! GET IT RIGHT! FUCK SARAH PALIN! GAWD.
User avatar #18 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
COOLER? It 80 degrees right now at 9:30 in Feb. The people suck they're all racist and ultra conservative. I like texas just not west texas
User avatar #19 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i meant france was cooler lol
its like..cold here
you might like it
User avatar #20 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe...probably a lot less people in trucks with american flags everywhere and Tea party signs
User avatar #21 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lots less lol...i just dont like it here
User avatar #22 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
why not?
User avatar #23 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
my dads a dick, all his friends are dicks, and i live with my brothers best friend.
this is great and all, but my dad keeps trying to like...get me to come back, and gets really pissed, and i just want somewhere im not near his stupid ass
and wow, that was long
User avatar #24 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
it wasn't that long. but you live with your brothers best friend?
User avatar #25 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i have two brothers, and one of them and me lives with his best friend, the other lives with our dad.
User avatar #27 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So would you move from france
User avatar #28 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i probly will...idk yet, havent decided...i might just move somewhere else in france
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
idk. i've never been to Europe but i do like America, just not the ultra conservative
User avatar #31 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i've been to america...i was in maine...i loved it there
User avatar #35 - pebo (02/02/2010) [-]
vous parle francias? Je Visite cet ete. Mon francais n'est pas si bon mais si vous pouvez lire ceci je suis heureux. lol
User avatar #32 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Maines okay. Why maine tho?
#40 - we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +2
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#25 - V for vendetta WAS freaking amazing...v is my hero  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2010 on The Mask +1
#26 - anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
Valerie's letter always makes me cry.
User avatar #27 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
Oh god yea...i bawled..and at the end when V dies...
User avatar #28 - MnBran (02/01/2010) [-]
fuckin spoilers I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET! GAWRRRRDDD! jk, didn't see it but I expect spoilers. I forgot about the movie actually.
User avatar #29 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
its great...you should watch it
User avatar #30 - MnBran (02/01/2010) [-]
to youtube...or anywhere else I can watch movies online >.> let's just say "everywhere"
#11 - dude...im french  [+] (22 new replies) 02/01/2010 on The French +1
User avatar #12 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
woah you didn't tell me that!?!
User avatar #13 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea. speak it and everything. hate this frickin place
User avatar #37 - EminemZBonnie (02/02/2010) [-]
JE SUIS KELLY

I said it right, didn't I?
User avatar #14 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
france or FJ?
User avatar #15 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
france...FJ is amazing
User avatar #16 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
I just moved to west texas. I'm sure France is better
User avatar #17 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe cooler as in temp wise...but nah..i'd rather be in texas..hear everything is bigger there
#29 - anonymous (02/01/2010) [-]
WHAT?! NO! NO! Everyhting is fucking bigger up in ALASKA betches! GET IT RIGHT! FUCK SARAH PALIN! GAWD.
User avatar #18 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
COOLER? It 80 degrees right now at 9:30 in Feb. The people suck they're all racist and ultra conservative. I like texas just not west texas
User avatar #19 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i meant france was cooler lol
its like..cold here
you might like it
User avatar #20 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
maybe...probably a lot less people in trucks with american flags everywhere and Tea party signs
User avatar #21 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lots less lol...i just dont like it here
User avatar #22 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
why not?
User avatar #23 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
my dads a dick, all his friends are dicks, and i live with my brothers best friend.
this is great and all, but my dad keeps trying to like...get me to come back, and gets really pissed, and i just want somewhere im not near his stupid ass
and wow, that was long
User avatar #24 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
it wasn't that long. but you live with your brothers best friend?
User avatar #25 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i have two brothers, and one of them and me lives with his best friend, the other lives with our dad.
User avatar #27 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So would you move from france
User avatar #28 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
i probly will...idk yet, havent decided...i might just move somewhere else in france
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
idk. i've never been to Europe but i do like America, just not the ultra conservative
User avatar #31 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yea, i've been to america...i was in maine...i loved it there
User avatar #35 - pebo (02/02/2010) [-]
vous parle francias? Je Visite cet ete. Mon francais n'est pas si bon mais si vous pouvez lire ceci je suis heureux. lol
User avatar #32 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Maines okay. Why maine tho?
#37 - point, but what about middle? slamcockington sounds male-is…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +2
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#35 - this works for me...but what if its a girl?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +3
User avatar #36 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt's a girls name i think
User avatar #37 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point, but what about middle?
slamcockington sounds male-ish
doesnt it?
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#44 - i love sonic's food 02/01/2010 on Advertising vs. Reality 0
#32 - this is my brothers account lol he's high all the time, so …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +3
User avatar #34 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So...you want me just to mail you my spunk?
User avatar #35 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this works for me...but what if its a girl?
User avatar #36 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt's a girls name i think
User avatar #37 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point, but what about middle?
slamcockington sounds male-ish
doesnt it?
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#26 - this is amazing....why didnt i think of this...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2010 on Anti spill device +1
User avatar #57 - joneez (02/01/2010) [-]
You were too drunk?
User avatar #58 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
might have been
#29 - yeah, its about that time  [+] (17 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +4
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
wait squashMAN?
User avatar #32 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this is my brothers account lol
he's high all the time, so i use it. but yes. we can totally do this
User avatar #34 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So...you want me just to mail you my spunk?
User avatar #35 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this works for me...but what if its a girl?
User avatar #36 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt's a girls name i think
User avatar #37 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point, but what about middle?
slamcockington sounds male-ish
doesnt it?
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#22 - that ***** messed up...whoever took the time to d… 02/01/2010 on Anon Epic Fail +1
#10 - point. granted one might think of what not breathing would … 02/01/2010 on Leo forgot "breath" and... -1
#26 - works for me, does it you?  [+] (19 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +4
User avatar #28 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Alright lets do this thing. Lets make a baby and name it Dickbutt Slamcokington Smith!
You're ovulating aren't you
User avatar #29 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah, its about that time
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
wait squashMAN?
User avatar #32 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this is my brothers account lol
he's high all the time, so i use it. but yes. we can totally do this
User avatar #34 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So...you want me just to mail you my spunk?
User avatar #35 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this works for me...but what if its a girl?
User avatar #36 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt's a girls name i think
User avatar #37 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point, but what about middle?
slamcockington sounds male-ish
doesnt it?
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
#24 - slamcockington was the middle name lol  [+] (21 new replies) 02/01/2010 on 4chan names +4
User avatar #25 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt Slamcockington Smith
User avatar #26 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
works for me, does it you?
User avatar #28 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Alright lets do this thing. Lets make a baby and name it Dickbutt Slamcokington Smith!
You're ovulating aren't you
User avatar #29 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah, its about that time
User avatar #30 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
wait squashMAN?
User avatar #32 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this is my brothers account lol
he's high all the time, so i use it. but yes. we can totally do this
User avatar #34 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
So...you want me just to mail you my spunk?
User avatar #35 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
this works for me...but what if its a girl?
User avatar #36 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
Dickbutt's a girls name i think
User avatar #37 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point, but what about middle?
slamcockington sounds male-ish
doesnt it?
User avatar #39 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
what did you have in mind?
User avatar #40 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
we could take cocksucker from one of the other suggestions
dickbutt cocksucker smith
has a bit of a ring, doesnt it?
User avatar #41 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
good enough for me. I'm faxing you my love gravy let me know when you get it
User avatar #42 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
alright, it should be here in a bit.
User avatar #43 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
damn its taking longer to send it than it took me to make it
User avatar #44 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
it started to come thru...for some reason it seems caught...
hmm...
i dont think theres a jam
User avatar #45 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
theres my pearl jam hehehe
User avatar #47 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
lol so it sent?
User avatar #53 - squigly (02/01/2010) [-]
someone screencap this shit.
User avatar #50 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
I suppose that'll be enough
User avatar #49 - fakenamebob (02/01/2010) [-]
yeah thats it, i did't have that much....
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User avatar #9 - majeh (02/01/2010) [-]
Negative easiest choice ever.
User avatar #10 - squashman (02/01/2010) [-]
point.
granted one might think of what not breathing would do. then it would be hard for half a sec. then the outcome would still be the same
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