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Date Signed Up:5/16/2012
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#12 - Err okay then you creepy man... **** !…  [+] (27 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Every Time +74
#146 - RisenLichen (10/31/2012) [-]
What in the holy living fuck did i just witness
User avatar #135 - fhqwghads (10/31/2012) [-]
Well at she can get an easy at home abortion. Just reach on up there and pull the fucker out.
#134 - grooktoken (10/31/2012) [-]
At 0:35 it reminds me of the scene from Spongebob with Lars.
#132 - crazedace (10/31/2012) [-]
How does a comment get more fav's than thumbs?
#130 - ismet (10/31/2012) [-]
That's one loose fucking asshole.
#126 - seymourtets (10/31/2012) [-]
What sick fuck thought of this?


And does he have more videos?
User avatar #121 - wiljones (10/31/2012) [-]
how the fuck is that physically possible??? did she have her organs removed
#120 - seymourtets (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW "show me your fingers"
#86 - thamuz (10/31/2012) [-]
#73 - jakegiggs (10/31/2012) [-]
Who comes up with this shit?
#69 - Jameshaich (10/31/2012) [-]
He starts boxing and fisting her at the same time
#53 - iRoflcopterU (10/30/2012) [-]
#52 - donekilledyou (10/30/2012) [-]
#45 - zakaizer (10/30/2012) [-]
What in all the fuckery have I just watched....And why do I have a boner?
#41 - markowuzhere (10/30/2012) [-]
''I think we can do better that that"
#39 - mezzanotteskyline (10/30/2012) [-]
#38 - nengcaste has deleted their comment.
#36 - DisgruntledTomato (10/30/2012) [-]
#34 - norwegiansnowman (10/30/2012) [-]
#32 - bigmanblue (10/30/2012) [-]
i think that video gave me heart attack from laughing to much
#28 - finalkai (10/30/2012) [-]
i think we can do better than that.
User avatar #26 - thenewgizmobox (10/30/2012) [-]
i Favorited this because of science.
#25 - prut (10/30/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #18 - iFail (10/30/2012) [-]
What's the title of the video?
The link won't load for me, I'm going to need to google it.
User avatar #20 - squadmissile (10/30/2012) [-]
Search for 'gummy bears efukt'. It's shortened but still got the gummy bears in it.
#14 - gadgetzan (10/30/2012) [-]
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wow, that really was... something
#13 - charv (10/30/2012) [-]
That was strangely arousing...
#10 - I saw a woman cram as many gummy worms into her anus as possib…  [+] (32 new replies) 10/30/2012 on Every Time +87
User avatar #148 - futuramafan (10/31/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #17 - wersand (10/30/2012) [-]
lol wut?
User avatar #11 - charv (10/30/2012) [-]
Source?
#151 - toastableduckling (10/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - squadmissile (10/30/2012) [-]
Err okay then you creepy man...

NSFW!!!

www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49007
#146 - RisenLichen (10/31/2012) [-]
What in the holy living fuck did i just witness
User avatar #135 - fhqwghads (10/31/2012) [-]
Well at she can get an easy at home abortion. Just reach on up there and pull the fucker out.
#134 - grooktoken (10/31/2012) [-]
At 0:35 it reminds me of the scene from Spongebob with Lars.
#132 - crazedace (10/31/2012) [-]
How does a comment get more fav's than thumbs?
#130 - ismet (10/31/2012) [-]
That's one loose fucking asshole.
#126 - seymourtets (10/31/2012) [-]
What sick fuck thought of this?


And does he have more videos?
User avatar #121 - wiljones (10/31/2012) [-]
how the fuck is that physically possible??? did she have her organs removed
#120 - seymourtets (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW "show me your fingers"
#86 - thamuz (10/31/2012) [-]
#73 - jakegiggs (10/31/2012) [-]
Who comes up with this shit?
#69 - Jameshaich (10/31/2012) [-]
He starts boxing and fisting her at the same time
#53 - iRoflcopterU (10/30/2012) [-]
#52 - donekilledyou (10/30/2012) [-]
#45 - zakaizer (10/30/2012) [-]
What in all the fuckery have I just watched....And why do I have a boner?
#41 - markowuzhere (10/30/2012) [-]
''I think we can do better that that"
#39 - mezzanotteskyline (10/30/2012) [-]
#38 - nengcaste has deleted their comment.
#36 - DisgruntledTomato (10/30/2012) [-]
#34 - norwegiansnowman (10/30/2012) [-]
#32 - bigmanblue (10/30/2012) [-]
i think that video gave me heart attack from laughing to much
#28 - finalkai (10/30/2012) [-]
i think we can do better than that.
User avatar #26 - thenewgizmobox (10/30/2012) [-]
i Favorited this because of science.
#25 - prut (10/30/2012) [-]
wut
User avatar #18 - iFail (10/30/2012) [-]
What's the title of the video?
The link won't load for me, I'm going to need to google it.
User avatar #20 - squadmissile (10/30/2012) [-]
Search for 'gummy bears efukt'. It's shortened but still got the gummy bears in it.
#14 - gadgetzan (10/30/2012) [-]
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wow, that really was... something
#13 - charv (10/30/2012) [-]
That was strangely arousing...
#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on GEARBOY (Comic #2) +5
#32 - heartlessrobot Comment deleted by squadmissile
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2012 on sloth +22
#34 - arnoldbusk (10/30/2012) [-]
It was good, but it would have been so much better if the bottom text was on top, and the opposite
#39 - squadmissile (10/30/2012) [-]
Like this? I thought of the punchline first and got confused.
#41 - arnoldbusk (10/30/2012) [-]
awesome
#16 - I had a teacher called Richard Head.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2012 on Arrest +5
#25 - anonymous (10/30/2012) [-]
My primary school teacher's name was Peter Dobear
My first hospital visitor was called Jimmy Savile.
#110 - Here you go, honey: 10/28/2012 on Burned or Railed? 0
#19 - As far as suicide notes go, I've seen more inventive ones.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Burned or Railed? +8
User avatar #20 - thechosenwon (10/27/2012) [-]
TheChosenOne?
#11 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on Oh shit... +1
#361 - Probably because the USA is the worlds biggest superpower and … 10/24/2012 on Troops +3
#6 - I feel for you and everything, but you missed out the most imp… 10/23/2012 on OP has delivered +1
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#17 - I was thinking of making a sarcastic comment like " … 10/22/2012 on heuheu 0
#9 - Picture 10/22/2012 on Clever Clock +48
#10 - I thought this made more sense.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Blond +140
#78 - icameheretotroll (10/23/2012) [-]
#75 - Haha thanks, i didn't mean boring as in uninteresting, just bo… 10/22/2012 on What I think when I hear +20
#13 - Did you know that during the last minutes of December 31st 189…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/22/2012 on What I think when I hear +137
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User avatar #34 - nightmaren (10/22/2012) [-]
That's about as interesting as my dick growing arms and legs, and then marching around.

In other words, pretty damn interesting.
#26 - climbingupthewalls (10/22/2012) [-]
I LOVE RANDOM FACTS. MFW
User avatar #30 - darkjustifier (10/22/2012) [-]
I love that pic.
User avatar #32 - climbingupthewalls (10/22/2012) [-]
yeah i posted it earlier today when i found it lol
User avatar #25 - perfectevolution (10/22/2012) [-]
That's actually quite amazing considering the date and time of the event. Very coincidental indeed.
User avatar #17 - melontwilight (10/22/2012) [-]
That's actually kinda cool, I'm kind of that person who tells my friends random facts all the time so I'll remember that one.
#95 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
Here's a random fact: elephants have prehensile penises which means they can move it like their trunk.
User avatar #75 - squadmissile (10/22/2012) [-]
Haha thanks, i didn't mean boring as in uninteresting, just boring as in just picturing it.

Imagine, New years eve 1899, all is silent on Glastonbury plain, when suddenly the largest rock thinks to itself (In what i imagine is Barney Rubble's voice) "You know what, i've been around for nearly 4000 years, this new years eve i'm going to do something special"

*Thump*
User avatar #40 - kamehamehanurd (10/22/2012) [-]
ha me too.
Just thought I'd let you know.
User avatar #16 - cowpog (10/22/2012) [-]
I thought it was interesting
#15 - effervescinganus (10/22/2012) [-]
i thought it was interesting
#35 - Sorry i only got this far: "0 degrees - Water fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Temperature facts +16
User avatar #83 - mothersmilk (10/22/2012) [-]
In Soviet Russia freezes water you
User avatar #40 - TARDIS (10/22/2012) [-]
Russian water is mostly vodka.
User avatar #44 - mummer (10/22/2012) [-]
Vodka is obviously alcohol and doesn't freeze.
User avatar #67 - TARDIS (10/22/2012) [-]
It does freeze, just at a much lower temperature.
#9 - Picture 10/21/2012 on Jesus didn't fly. +22
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Scarred for life +28
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#140 - >Implying thumbs mean anything. 10/21/2012 on ... 0
#79 - Picture 10/21/2012 on The Black Bra +5
#12 - Picture 10/20/2012 on How to come back from death 0
#195 - Picture 10/20/2012 on Getcho facts straight +1
#7 - Sorry did you say something? 10/20/2012 on Smart guy +27
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