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Date Signed Up:5/16/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
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#18 - That last entry has just given me a brilliant idea!! I would p… 04/17/2013 on Bachelor Pad +1
#38 - Explain?  [+] (20 new replies) 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie +256
#346 - kaarvaag (04/18/2013) [-]
Just some really great drugs
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#283 - whtmike (04/18/2013) [-]
There are whores nearby that like to get RAMmed
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#255 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
they sell the trippiest acid.
#233 - usernameerror (04/18/2013) [-]
dodge dealership nearby
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#223 - queefquizzler (04/18/2013) [-]
Ghoasts are hybrids between Satan and a sheep. They have the ability to do whatever the FUCK they want. However, once every 100 years a jaw dropping phenomenon occurs. They use their satanic powers to make a super jump and use their horns to latch onto the wires. Then, they wait until an unassuming victim walks under them, and they spew a fiery sludge of hot SH!T all over the victim.This happens so violently, that it severs the wire and charges the ghoast with electricity. The electricity then amplifies their satanic powers, and turns the ghoast into an almighty NIGGERSHRIMP. The NIGGERSHRIMP then eats the victim's decomposing shit body, and scuttles to the nearest water source. I don't know if I explained very well...
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#200 - niggerflip (04/18/2013) [-]
Meth dealers - goats.
weed dealers - shoes.
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#168 - mikesike (04/17/2013) [-]
beastiality?
#162 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Someone nearby sells hashish
#152 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
someone worships Satan nearby
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#118 - capinsquiggles (04/17/2013) [-]
Ok, someone has to ask.

What bizarre set of occurrences had to happen for that creature to end up on that wire?
#120 - squadmissile (04/17/2013) [-]
Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all too often....
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#247 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
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#97 - berzerko (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is selling his business.
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#82 - silveravatar (04/17/2013) [-]
middle eastern prostitutes
#71 - anon (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
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#62 - danrat (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
#60 - namesboo (04/17/2013) [-]
Goat?
#46 - axtinguisher (04/17/2013) [-]
The tower of goats is nearby.
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#39 - MurphyUK (04/17/2013) [-]
They are selling cheese.
#263 - Right so having a father who was a miner and coming from a rui… 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher 0
#10 - So when playing ping pong there is a slight chance that the ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Frustration 0
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#11 - fantomen (04/08/2013) [-]
Unless you but the ball on an anvil and pound the shit out of it with a big hammer, it's not going to explode. But there is a tiny chance that the ball might get hit into a hot spotlight, which would cause the ball to catch fire and burn ferociously for a second or two.
#35 - I hate every single song on my itunes except for the ones that…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on New song +104
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#120 - joankim (04/07/2013) [-]
Same. I would give ANYTHING to forget all the songs in my playlist. That day would be the best day anyone ever had.
#108 - The pictures are now (left), then (right). So putting the afte… 04/03/2013 on Run This Ad Pronto! 2 0
#69 - KY is a lubricant, which they presumably use considering havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Run This Ad Pronto! 0
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#70 - secretdestroyers (04/01/2013) [-]
Ok, that makes sense. I thought they were just making a rape joke since he's black!
#45 - Been archived pal 03/25/2013 on Mr. Bone's Wild Return +1
#51 - Well we do have one weekend at the start of august where it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Shorts: Not For Every One +2
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#54 - Trollzz (03/25/2013) [-]
It's fucked for weather in this country haha
#120 - That's how awkward 03/22/2013 on Revenge 0