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#50 - Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it. Are y…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. 0
User avatar #54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
User avatar #81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
#38 - Read the picture the OP posted, then compare the two pictures.…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. +13
User avatar #41 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah this skull of mine is thick, care to explain?
User avatar #50 - squadmissile (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it.
Are you so mind numbingly stupid that you cannot comprehend this simple fucking concept.
I'm not going to explain it to you, you will forever not understand this joke.
Go sit in the corner and stop dribbling you fucking retard.
User avatar #54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
User avatar #81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
#158 - Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transse… 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong 0
#122 - Gee wizz mister, I wasn't expecting such i kind response. I'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -1
User avatar #127 - kanade (04/21/2013) [-]
Exactly, you're not them and you'll never know. You have little understanding of transexuality and are in no position to make dishonest claims.
User avatar #158 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transsexuality is wrong? No. Do I believe transsexuality is weird? Yes, In fact i would believe that you would have to be mentally unbalanced to have it done.
So then Professor Fun at Parties, Explain to me why my opinion is wrong and that replacing your cursed penis with a poor replica of a vagina is normal behavior.
#94 - But not confident enough to not post as anon it seems?It's cal… 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -1
#19 - Look i'm fine with gay rights and all that, all good for the…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -2
User avatar #68 - kanade (04/21/2013) [-]
Congrats, you have literally no idea what transexuality, psychopathy or sociopathy is. You get an F in psychology and an A+ in being a judgmental dick.
User avatar #122 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Gee wizz mister, I wasn't expecting such i kind response. I'm exaggerating because i'm thinking of myself in their position and I treasure my penis dearly. If my best friend had it done i wouldn't mind in the slightest and our relationship wouldn't change in the slightest. But I would still think to myself, "what the fuck possessed you to do that to yourself?" and because i'm not them i would never know.
User avatar #127 - kanade (04/21/2013) [-]
Exactly, you're not them and you'll never know. You have little understanding of transexuality and are in no position to make dishonest claims.
User avatar #158 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transsexuality is wrong? No. Do I believe transsexuality is weird? Yes, In fact i would believe that you would have to be mentally unbalanced to have it done.
So then Professor Fun at Parties, Explain to me why my opinion is wrong and that replacing your cursed penis with a poor replica of a vagina is normal behavior.
#45 - N. Korean citizen (04/21/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand what sociopath means.
And implying just because you feel a certain way means you have mental sickness?
Stop being a douche bag, just because you don't want it yourself doesn't mean others have to feel like that.
This coming from a dude who is very comfortable with his gender identity BTW.
User avatar #94 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
But not confident enough to not post as anon it seems?It's called exaggeration for humours sake, would I compare a transsexual to a mass murderer, no of course not. But there is a difference in gender identity and genital mutilation, that's what i'm saying. If you feel like you are a girl trapped in a mans body, fine, be all the girl you want to be. But you can't turn yourself into something you're not.
#31 - Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to… 04/18/2013 on SNL +1
#25 - It makes sense though, there's no way that you could fit the w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on SNL +3
User avatar #28 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess that Tom was a really odd character, but I do believe that it could've been pulled off to have him in the movie without having it crash and burn. A really important part there is that the hobbits get lost and get imprisoned in a Wight's BDSM dungeon where Pippin finds a blade forged by Westernesse, that he used to pierce the knee of the Wraith King, after which Eowyn stabs him in the face, which would've been alot better to watch than just having Eowyn take off her helmet, stating that she's in fact not a man and just stabbing the Wraith in the face without having it even try as much as dodge.
User avatar #31 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to give it to him. I haven't got much against Tom as a Character it's just reading the book it just completely broke up the story for me to the point where i was thinking "Is this chapter still fucking going on"
But like you said, if they had made say 4 movies instead of 3 then stuff like that would have been included, like Sarumans actual death, or giving the elves something to do, because apparently in the Return of the king they just sat on their arses thinking that this war malarkey is a bit unfortunate
#21 - I don't think the films have ever made that distinction to be …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on SNL +2
User avatar #22 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
Ah, so many things wrong with the Hobbit. While the Lord of the Rings consists of about 1336 pages, the hobbit only consists of 350 or so. I guess it isn't hard to create three movies out of such a small book if you simply add a ton of stuff that wasn't in the book at all.
User avatar #25 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
It makes sense though, there's no way that you could fit the whole book into just one movie, it gives them a chance to act out every little detail and add a few extras.
But in a way i'm sort of glad they didn't do that to the lord of the rings because then we don't have to put up with Tom fucking Bombadil.
User avatar #28 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess that Tom was a really odd character, but I do believe that it could've been pulled off to have him in the movie without having it crash and burn. A really important part there is that the hobbits get lost and get imprisoned in a Wight's BDSM dungeon where Pippin finds a blade forged by Westernesse, that he used to pierce the knee of the Wraith King, after which Eowyn stabs him in the face, which would've been alot better to watch than just having Eowyn take off her helmet, stating that she's in fact not a man and just stabbing the Wraith in the face without having it even try as much as dodge.
User avatar #31 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to give it to him. I haven't got much against Tom as a Character it's just reading the book it just completely broke up the story for me to the point where i was thinking "Is this chapter still fucking going on"
But like you said, if they had made say 4 movies instead of 3 then stuff like that would have been included, like Sarumans actual death, or giving the elves something to do, because apparently in the Return of the king they just sat on their arses thinking that this war malarkey is a bit unfortunate
#97 - The Evolution Of A Faggot In A Fedora >Get …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on The Fedora +10
#125 - thefuckshouldipick (04/18/2013) [-]
#359 - I saw this thread, it was essentially a thread of going throug… 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... +13
#23 - Picture 04/18/2013 on I'm sorry, penis +4
#11 - Picture 04/17/2013 on The world today +7
#120 - Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie +7
User avatar #247 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
#18 - That last entry has just given me a brilliant idea!! I would p… 04/17/2013 on Bachelor Pad +1
#38 - Explain?  [+] (20 new replies) 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie +255
#346 - kaarvaag (04/18/2013) [-]
Just some really great drugs
User avatar #283 - whtmike (04/18/2013) [-]
There are whores nearby that like to get RAMmed
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#255 - N. Korean citizen (04/18/2013) [-]
they sell the trippiest acid.
#233 - usernameerror (04/18/2013) [-]
dodge dealership nearby
User avatar #223 - queefquizzler (04/18/2013) [-]
Ghoasts are hybrids between Satan and a sheep. They have the ability to do whatever the FUCK they want. However, once every 100 years a jaw dropping phenomenon occurs. They use their satanic powers to make a super jump and use their horns to latch onto the wires. Then, they wait until an unassuming victim walks under them, and they spew a fiery sludge of hot SH!T all over the victim.This happens so violently, that it severs the wire and charges the ghoast with electricity. The electricity then amplifies their satanic powers, and turns the ghoast into an almighty NIGGERSHRIMP. The NIGGERSHRIMP then eats the victim's decomposing shit body, and scuttles to the nearest water source. I don't know if I explained very well...
User avatar #200 - niggerflip (04/18/2013) [-]
Meth dealers - goats.
weed dealers - shoes.
User avatar #168 - mikesike (04/17/2013) [-]
beastiality?
#162 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
Someone nearby sells hashish
#152 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
someone worships Satan nearby
User avatar #118 - capinsquiggles (04/17/2013) [-]
Ok, someone has to ask.

What bizarre set of occurrences had to happen for that creature to end up on that wire?
#120 - squadmissile (04/17/2013) [-]
Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all too often....
User avatar #247 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
#97 - berzerko (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is selling his business.
User avatar #82 - silveravatar (04/17/2013) [-]
middle eastern prostitutes
#71 - N. Korean citizen (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
#62 - danrat (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
#60 - namesboo (04/17/2013) [-]
Goat?
#46 - axtinguisher (04/17/2013) [-]
The tower of goats is nearby.
User avatar #39 - MurphyUK (04/17/2013) [-]
They are selling cheese.
#263 - Right so having a father who was a miner and coming from a rui… 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher 0
#10 - So when playing ping pong there is a slight chance that the ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Frustration 0
User avatar #11 - fantomen (04/08/2013) [-]
Unless you but the ball on an anvil and pound the shit out of it with a big hammer, it's not going to explode. But there is a tiny chance that the ball might get hit into a hot spotlight, which would cause the ball to catch fire and burn ferociously for a second or two.
#35 - I hate every single song on my itunes except for the ones that…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on New song +104
#152 - xdiabolicx (04/07/2013) [-]
#120 - joankim (04/07/2013) [-]
Same. I would give ANYTHING to forget all the songs in my playlist. That day would be the best day anyone ever had.
#108 - The pictures are now (left), then (right). So putting the afte… 04/03/2013 on Run This Ad Pronto! 2 0
#69 - KY is a lubricant, which they presumably use considering havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Run This Ad Pronto! 0
User avatar #70 - secretdestroyers (04/01/2013) [-]
Ok, that makes sense. I thought they were just making a rape joke since he's black!
#45 - Been archived pal chanarchive.org/4chan/v/68337/in-a-world 03/25/2013 on Mr. Bone's Wild Return +1
#51 - Well we do have one weekend at the start of august where it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Shorts: Not For Every One +2
User avatar #54 - Trollzz (03/25/2013) [-]
It's fucked for weather in this country haha
#120 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms That's how awkward 03/22/2013 on Revenge 0
#193 - Then during the Korean war he and 20 others held a hill agains… 03/21/2013 on Lots of repressed rage +3
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