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#294 - Salisbury stake* 05/15/2013 on and it gets better +1
#8 - It gets to a point where it would be easier to just pick it up… 05/14/2013 on Women drivers amirite? +4
#165 - I'm the Resurrected I'm not proud of it. 05/11/2013 on students 0
#39 - Bronze V vayne. 05/11/2013 on Smooth Dodge Bro +1
#21 - I laughed at this, and then I said Photoshpo out loud and I la… 05/09/2013 on I photoshpoed +17
#25 - I like a challenge so i'm going to try and be the devils advoc…  [+] (27 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Bieber +163
User avatar #570 - twinnedorphan (05/03/2013) [-]
if it wasn't for people like you, i'd probably be an ignorant judgemental cunt.
for that I just wanted to thank you.




#533 - goochmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
Muthafuckah did you say Metallica had only ONE great album? You must be talking about The Black Album-
OH WAIT you must be talking about Master Of Puppets-
OH WAIT you must be talking about Ride The Lightning-
OH WAIT you must be talking about ...And Justice For All-
OH WAIT, they've had many amazing albums. So check yourself before you wreck yourself, bitch.
#541 - Womens Study Major (05/03/2013) [-]
Take off The Black Album, add Kill 'Em All, and you're correct.
User avatar #542 - goochmaster (05/03/2013) [-]
I was going to add Kill 'Em All, but I didn't want to add on too much
User avatar #530 - kevinites (05/03/2013) [-]
1 i dont care
2. Anne frank was alive during the holocaust thats around 1945. music was MUCH different back then much much different. she most likely would have not liked it assuming she liked whatever type of music was popular at the time, if i remember correctly it was still jazz, if not itd probably the early years of rock and roll.
3 im not even sure
4 i dont care
5 is just an opinion does not matter whatsoever to anyone else but you.
6 also an opinion. sure a lot of people mayyyyyyy not like it but some people like it.
7 not going to even touch that topic
User avatar #429 - whatname (05/03/2013) [-]
Tha Anne frank thing was a couple weeks ago, and he's what? 19 or some shit?
#386 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2013) [-]
Really, have your opinion but Metallica had ONE great album? Kill 'em All? Ride the Lightning? ...And Justice for All? You my sire need your brain checked if you think they only had one good album.
#362 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2013) [-]
And... we've found the beiber fan
User avatar #349 - zorororonoa (05/02/2013) [-]
I think vegan steak is an embarrassment to cows everywhere as well, but there are more mature ways to refuse something like that, especially when someone put their time and effort into making it, maybe not specifically for you, but time and effort still went into it. Other than that though, I think your points are pretty solid.
#333 - gmkpmsj (05/02/2013) [-]
Curious as to which album is the great one

The first 4 are all truly great, the 90s hard rock era wasn't brilliant but better than average, and personally I liked St Anger, sue me
#319 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2013) [-]
...And Justice For All, Kill 'Em All, Ride The Lightning and Master Of Puppets are all excellent albums. They haven't come up with anything better than that in almost 25 years, and as much as I'd like to agree with you, there_ are_ a lot of people who really like The Black Album/Load/Reload/St.Anger/Death Magnetic/Beyond Magnetic, even Lulu, and that's OK.
I'm no diehard Metallica fan, AJFA is my favourite although I haven't listened much to those four albums in years, and I haven't really gone to their concerts because I really don't like about half of the songs they choose to play nowadays, but that's just me.

TL;DR Most people consider only 4 Metallica albums to be GREAT and that the rest don't live up to them. There are people who like their new stuff, even though it isn't "GREAT", and that's OK. Either way, saying they've been living off one album is ignorant. And yeah, maybe you think Lars is a cunt, but that's your opinion. Besides, many people are cunts, he's just famous.
#272 - theblackcrow (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #251 - nicoquitemad (05/02/2013) [-]
Actually vegan steak tastes kind of like spicy chicken if it's good. Some are more like spiced burgers, others, I guess, tofu, which is not very appealing without copious amounts of soy sauce.
User avatar #402 - mirrorsmirrors (05/03/2013) [-]
I had a vegan "bacon" seitan steak and "cheese" sandwich a couple weeks ago from Native Foods Cafe. It was godly.
User avatar #215 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2013) [-]
>Yeah well he is very similar to Michael Jackson

There is all kinda of fucking wrong in that statement. But I do appreciate your step to the challenge.
#209 - rufless (05/02/2013) [-]
1) It's a simple reply: "I don't think there's much to my response, I disagree with rape; pretty straight forward"

2) No other star has done what he has, It may have been a cute comment to make as a child. But from the moment he's world famous, rich and consequently responsible for being a role model to younger children-- that's a dumcunt move. He could have found a more professional and sincere comment as any other star would do or has done in a similar case in the past.

3) skip 4) skip
5) Just because Lars Ulrich has a shitty attitude doesn't mean a) his move on napster was bad b) he's a bad guy (he donates so sakadaiky) and C) that you can criticise ALL OF METALLICA.

6) He was too ambitious. whatever.
7) I don't want to throw around any insults but it could be suggested that the majority of people that don't like Justin Beiber are those that are of the belief that christianity has set the world back a couple of thousand years with its close-minded followers (this is just an argument-- please do not spam my tits with christianity complaints)
#464 - dyrtydyrty (05/03/2013) [-]
1.) I remember listening to a morning show when this initially came up. IIRC, he was asked his opinion on abortion in a Rolling Stones interview. He said he was against it. The follow up question was about in cases of rape. Considering he was 16 or 17 at the time, can you really blame him? How many teens under 18 can form a well-thought response about abortions in the case of rape? When you consider most adults regurgitate bullshit that they heard from church or an atheist without forming their own opinion, it makes a lot of sense that a teenager cannot give a concise response.
User avatar #191 - mikli (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, but why is Lars Ulrich a cunt? And yeah, I have the newest albums too.
User avatar #211 - rufless (05/02/2013) [-]
he's not a cunt ^ read the top comment
User avatar #112 - Dap (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm glad there's people like you on the internet. +1 man
User avatar #280 - ilovehitler (05/02/2013) [-]
I can't read your name without thinking of Double anal penetration.
Just thought i had to let you know.
User avatar #282 - Dap (05/02/2013) [-]
LOL what? I've had this name for like 3 years, never thought of that.

I just can't read your name without thinking you love hitler. Just.. Something about it
User avatar #288 - ilovehitler (05/02/2013) [-]
I dunno why, that's pretty weird. My name never even mentions hitlers, it's ilo vehi tler.

Huh, the way the brain works sometimes...
#35 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2013) [-]
I like to add on to a few of your points.
1) His mother was raped. Of course he would say rape happens for a reason because his mother been telling him that since birth.
2) He only wrote that because the tour guide said that Anne liked bands from The Americas
3) Agree
4) Agree
5) Agree
6) Oh god no.
7) So believing that abortion is wrong makes you a bad person?

The guy trys to make his list longer by adding unneeded bullet point just ruins his ethos.
#31 - Womens Study Major (05/02/2013) [-]
Found the belieber ^
User avatar #618 - nebuchadnezzaurus (05/03/2013) [-]
You know your statement might be wrong when you decide to post as anonymous
User avatar #102 - Dincorta (05/02/2013) [-]
All of his points were pretty neutral and honest, if you ask me. Not a belieber at all.
#50 - Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it. Are y…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. 0
User avatar #54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
User avatar #81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
#38 - Read the picture the OP posted, then compare the two pictures.…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2013 on something funny. +13
User avatar #41 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah this skull of mine is thick, care to explain?
User avatar #50 - squadmissile (04/29/2013) [-]
Jesus tap dancing Christ how are you not getting it.
Are you so mind numbingly stupid that you cannot comprehend this simple fucking concept.
I'm not going to explain it to you, you will forever not understand this joke.
Go sit in the corner and stop dribbling you fucking retard.
User avatar #54 - igenatius (04/29/2013) [-]
How about you take a look into the gif I put to my comment.

Then you can think of the term sarcasm and try to find the reason I'm mentioning it here.
#80 - creepycreeper (04/30/2013) [-]
God damnit. Another "I was being sarcastic" End. Where have all the "LOLOLOL I was trolling and you guys fell for it!" Endings gone? Times have really changed.
User avatar #81 - igenatius (04/30/2013) [-]
I left them behind when I turned 12.
#158 - Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transse… 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong 0
#122 - Gee wizz mister, I wasn't expecting such i kind response. I'm …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -1
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User avatar #158 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transsexuality is wrong? No. Do I believe transsexuality is weird? Yes, In fact i would believe that you would have to be mentally unbalanced to have it done.
So then Professor Fun at Parties, Explain to me why my opinion is wrong and that replacing your cursed penis with a poor replica of a vagina is normal behavior.
#94 - But not confident enough to not post as anon it seems?It's cal… 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -1
#19 - Look i'm fine with gay rights and all that, all good for the…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Gay Rights Gone Wrong -2
#68 - kanade has deleted their comment.
User avatar #122 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Gee wizz mister, I wasn't expecting such i kind response. I'm exaggerating because i'm thinking of myself in their position and I treasure my penis dearly. If my best friend had it done i wouldn't mind in the slightest and our relationship wouldn't change in the slightest. But I would still think to myself, "what the fuck possessed you to do that to yourself?" and because i'm not them i would never know.
#127 - kanade has deleted their comment.
User avatar #158 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ man what aren't you getting, do I believe Transsexuality is wrong? No. Do I believe transsexuality is weird? Yes, In fact i would believe that you would have to be mentally unbalanced to have it done.
So then Professor Fun at Parties, Explain to me why my opinion is wrong and that replacing your cursed penis with a poor replica of a vagina is normal behavior.
#45 - Womens Study Major (04/21/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand what sociopath means.
And implying just because you feel a certain way means you have mental sickness?
Stop being a douche bag, just because you don't want it yourself doesn't mean others have to feel like that.
This coming from a dude who is very comfortable with his gender identity BTW.
User avatar #94 - squadmissile (04/21/2013) [-]
But not confident enough to not post as anon it seems?It's called exaggeration for humours sake, would I compare a transsexual to a mass murderer, no of course not. But there is a difference in gender identity and genital mutilation, that's what i'm saying. If you feel like you are a girl trapped in a mans body, fine, be all the girl you want to be. But you can't turn yourself into something you're not.
#31 - Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to… 04/18/2013 on SNL +1
#25 - It makes sense though, there's no way that you could fit the w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on SNL +3
User avatar #28 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess that Tom was a really odd character, but I do believe that it could've been pulled off to have him in the movie without having it crash and burn. A really important part there is that the hobbits get lost and get imprisoned in a Wight's BDSM dungeon where Pippin finds a blade forged by Westernesse, that he used to pierce the knee of the Wraith King, after which Eowyn stabs him in the face, which would've been alot better to watch than just having Eowyn take off her helmet, stating that she's in fact not a man and just stabbing the Wraith in the face without having it even try as much as dodge.
User avatar #31 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to give it to him. I haven't got much against Tom as a Character it's just reading the book it just completely broke up the story for me to the point where i was thinking "Is this chapter still fucking going on"
But like you said, if they had made say 4 movies instead of 3 then stuff like that would have been included, like Sarumans actual death, or giving the elves something to do, because apparently in the Return of the king they just sat on their arses thinking that this war malarkey is a bit unfortunate
#21 - I don't think the films have ever made that distinction to be …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on SNL +2
User avatar #22 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
Ah, so many things wrong with the Hobbit. While the Lord of the Rings consists of about 1336 pages, the hobbit only consists of 350 or so. I guess it isn't hard to create three movies out of such a small book if you simply add a ton of stuff that wasn't in the book at all.
User avatar #25 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
It makes sense though, there's no way that you could fit the whole book into just one movie, it gives them a chance to act out every little detail and add a few extras.
But in a way i'm sort of glad they didn't do that to the lord of the rings because then we don't have to put up with Tom fucking Bombadil.
User avatar #28 - europe (04/18/2013) [-]
I guess that Tom was a really odd character, but I do believe that it could've been pulled off to have him in the movie without having it crash and burn. A really important part there is that the hobbits get lost and get imprisoned in a Wight's BDSM dungeon where Pippin finds a blade forged by Westernesse, that he used to pierce the knee of the Wraith King, after which Eowyn stabs him in the face, which would've been alot better to watch than just having Eowyn take off her helmet, stating that she's in fact not a man and just stabbing the Wraith in the face without having it even try as much as dodge.
User avatar #31 - squadmissile (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that would have been better, or at least get Galadriel to give it to him. I haven't got much against Tom as a Character it's just reading the book it just completely broke up the story for me to the point where i was thinking "Is this chapter still fucking going on"
But like you said, if they had made say 4 movies instead of 3 then stuff like that would have been included, like Sarumans actual death, or giving the elves something to do, because apparently in the Return of the king they just sat on their arses thinking that this war malarkey is a bit unfortunate
#97 - The Evolution Of A Faggot In A Fedora >Get … 04/18/2013 on The Fedora +10
#359 - I saw this thread, it was essentially a thread of going throug… 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... +13
#23 - Picture 04/18/2013 on I'm sorry, penis +4
#11 - Picture 04/17/2013 on The world today +7
#120 - Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all to…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie +7
User avatar #247 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
#18 - That last entry has just given me a brilliant idea!! I would p… 04/17/2013 on Bachelor Pad +1
#38 - Explain?  [+] (20 new replies) 04/17/2013 on My whole life is a lie +256
#346 - kaarvaag (04/18/2013) [-]
Just some really great drugs
User avatar #283 - whtmike (04/18/2013) [-]
There are whores nearby that like to get RAMmed
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#255 - Womens Study Major (04/18/2013) [-]
they sell the trippiest acid.
#233 - usernameerror (04/18/2013) [-]
dodge dealership nearby
User avatar #223 - queefquizzler (04/18/2013) [-]
Ghoasts are hybrids between Satan and a sheep. They have the ability to do whatever the FUCK they want. However, once every 100 years a jaw dropping phenomenon occurs. They use their satanic powers to make a super jump and use their horns to latch onto the wires. Then, they wait until an unassuming victim walks under them, and they spew a fiery sludge of hot SH!T all over the victim.This happens so violently, that it severs the wire and charges the ghoast with electricity. The electricity then amplifies their satanic powers, and turns the ghoast into an almighty NIGGERSHRIMP. The NIGGERSHRIMP then eats the victim's decomposing shit body, and scuttles to the nearest water source. I don't know if I explained very well...
User avatar #200 - niggerflip (04/18/2013) [-]
Meth dealers - goats.
weed dealers - shoes.
User avatar #168 - mikesike (04/17/2013) [-]
beastiality?
#162 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2013) [-]
Someone nearby sells hashish
#152 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2013) [-]
someone worships Satan nearby
User avatar #118 - capinsquiggles (04/17/2013) [-]
Ok, someone has to ask.

What bizarre set of occurrences had to happen for that creature to end up on that wire?
#120 - squadmissile (04/17/2013) [-]
Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all too often....
User avatar #247 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
User avatar #97 - berzerko (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is selling his business.
User avatar #82 - silveravatar (04/17/2013) [-]
middle eastern prostitutes
#71 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
User avatar #62 - danrat (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
#60 - namesboo (04/17/2013) [-]
Goat?
#46 - axtinguisher (04/17/2013) [-]
The tower of goats is nearby.
User avatar #39 - MurphyUK (04/17/2013) [-]
They are selling cheese.
#263 - Right so having a father who was a miner and coming from a rui… 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher 0
#10 - So when playing ping pong there is a slight chance that the ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Frustration 0
User avatar #11 - fantomen (04/08/2013) [-]
Unless you but the ball on an anvil and pound the shit out of it with a big hammer, it's not going to explode. But there is a tiny chance that the ball might get hit into a hot spotlight, which would cause the ball to catch fire and burn ferociously for a second or two.
#35 - I hate every single song on my itunes except for the ones that…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on New song +104
#152 - xdiabolicx (04/07/2013) [-]
#120 - joankim (04/07/2013) [-]
Same. I would give ANYTHING to forget all the songs in my playlist. That day would be the best day anyone ever had.
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